Book 249 Let's go on a date
It's a word that Zhou Shu thinks he knows very well, especially after watching a good movie or a good book. But today, seeing the sick princess, the second-hand woman, was pouted by the pink witch and appeared out of thin air wearing a pink dress, this scene made him have a new interpretation of the word moving.
Generally speaking, no one would have thought that a woman with a brutal big sister temperament like the sick princess would be suitable for wearing pink, but the truth is so strange, this tender color is so suitable for her for some reason.
Zhou Shu was taken aback by this suddenness, and the box and crystal ball in his hand fell to the ground with a click. The crystal ball is the key to the door of the two realms, as long as the key is there, there is no problem where the cross-border door is opened, and its sturdiness is similar to that of an ordinary key, at least it will not leave any scars if it falls on the ground.
The sick princess didn't express her opinion on the world at the first time after she crossed over, and she didn't have time to say anything, the woman's face was very bad, and she was coughing violently on her chest.
"Not used to the air here?" Zhou Shuying went to the sick princess and patted her on the back, "The air quality in this forest is good enough, if you can't stand this, how can you live when you encounter a car or something out of the forest." ”
When the sick princess saw her old friend, she struggled to squeeze out a smile, which made people feel distressed.
The gray witch stomped on Zhou Shu with her pink lady's shoes, and whispered in English: "People are not in good health, not běi cough." Why do you think she had to let me bring it to you?"
"Huh?" Zhou Shu couldn't believe his ears when his eyes widened, how could he say that the sick princess was about to hang up, as if she was anxious to see her last face. "You two are kidding me, aren't you? You giggled like a hen on the phone just now, and you must not have done anything good. ”
The gray witch was very displeased when she heard this, and frowned and accused: "Mr. Zhou Shu, you are very vulgar!"
Zhou Shu didn't want to be told by her, a perverted witch, but the sick princess was still coughing there, as if she had sucked a mouthful of chili noodles into her lungs. He was a little unbearable, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense with the gray witch, so he decisively admitted his mistake. "Don't make a fuss. What the hell is going on, how many days has she been like this. Master Zhou said as he took out a few sour nǎi-flavored sugars, which he originally kept to save his life, but now he can only save the emergency first.
The Grey Witch shrugged her shoulders and said that the sick princess found out that her condition was abnormal three days ago, and this cough was only fine when she was just talking on the phone occasionally, so she would probably wait a while.
From this woman's indifferent look. Zhou Shu didn't know if what she said was true or false. Although he has known the Gray Witch for a long time, he doesn't get along much with each other carefully, and he doesn't know what kind of character this woman is.
The sick princess is even better, she simply coughs endlessly, which makes people worry about her lungs.
Zhou Shu had no choice but to take out all the six sour nǎi sugars and stuff them in his hand. The sick princess used to eat mostly high-end goods. At this time, seeing that Zhou Shu only took out sugar instead of cake, he was unhappy.
Women are like that, whether you give everything or not, as long as the quality of what is given to her decreases slightly, she will be unhappy. However, women are often not concerned with the material itself, they are only concerned about whether their status in the eyes of their lovers has declined.
Unhappy is not happy, the sick princess still endured the strong discomfort in her throat and swallowed the small jelly bean, and the cough disappeared instantly. The sour nǎi flavor of sugar is the fastest effective in the candy house.
It was the first time that the Gray Witch had seen Zhou Shu conjure something other than animals empty-handed. Seeing that this thing can also cure diseases, I was very surprised. With the curiosity of the witches, she naturally wanted to ask about this matter. Zhou Shu didn't have a good face at all for her, kept it a high-profile secret, and was not ready to reveal any information.
The gray witch, whose curiosity was not satisfied, picked up the crystal ball and box that fell on the ground with her mouth flattened, and her back looked lonely and desolate. She didn't say much, put on a soft and weak look, stuffed the gift to Zhou Shu, and then instructed in English: "I'll use the key to go back to the eighth world in a while, and after I leave, you throw the crystal ball into the box and inject some magic into it and throw it into the sky." The box will fly back to Rasputin's house on its own. ”
"High-end goods. Master Zhou grabbed the box with one hand and the little hand of the sick princess with the other, waiting for the light bulb of the gray witch to get out.
"Hey, you, you can't comfort me when I'm so sad?"
"The acting is so bad, say hello to Aleusha on my behalf, bye-bye. ”
The Grey Witch also pretended to be melancholy and failed. Hate touched the crystal ball and vanished, grunting and rolling from her vanishing hand to the ground. Zhou Shu grabbed this ball, and there was an urge to take it for himself, so that he would cross it at will in the future. But the Grey Witch seemed to know him well. As soon as he crossed back, he called and supervised him to put the ball in the box and throw it into the sky.
Strictly speaking, this strange box is the first magic prop used by Master Zhou. Judging from its ability to fly and be invisible, it is probably the magic version of the courier brother, which is very convenient to use.
The sick princess observed Zhou Shu's appearance intently when he was talking on the phone, and compared it in her head with the rare and strange demeanor when she talked on the phone before, it seemed really a little embarrassing.
After getting the gray witch's box, Zhou Shu turned off his mobile phone and leaned towards the sick princess, and raised his nose very exaggeratedly to sniff the smell on her body.
The sick princess shrunk back, "What's the matter, you're suddenly so close." This was the second time she had seen the person in front of her approach so closely.
The first time was when the sick princess used the hair of the princess to plot against Zhou Shu, when Zhou Shu countered it and then pressed it on the bed......
Zhou Shu dodged this woman before, because he didn't know if he could go back after he crossed over and went home. It's okay now, looking at the appearance of the two dealers of the Gray Witch, it is probably not much more difficult to lie down in Baiyue Country than to lie down in the nearby county seat during Chunyun time. In this context, Zhou Shu was no longer willing to cringe, after all, the sick princess in front of him was the only woman in the world who liked herself under natural conditions.
The sick princess didn't dislike him either, and leaned over to him as well, and the two of them pressed shoulder to shoulder. Although there seemed to be some mood brewing at this time, and the two of them had the intention of walking out of the park and going straight to the hotel, the sick princess said a very depressing topic.
"Where's your girlfriend Ulami, did you pick me up behind her back?"
Master Zhou is depressed, the only woman in the world who is forced to like herself under unnatural conditions, and at this moment she is like a silkworm baby lying dormant in the ground, honestly staying in the Book of Summoning. As fate would have it, as long as she was allowed to break through the ground one day, she would be noisy until the last day of her life.
Let's not talk about **oss Ula riddle. The anti-traverser in front of him alone is hard enough to fool.
Regarding the specific situation of the Book of Summoning, Zhou Shu did not disclose it to anyone, except for the summons, he was the only one on Earth who knew about it. He would have liked to sue the sick princess, but it was impossible. Although the sick princess would certainly not have any ill intentions because of this, if she had known that the Ula mystery was just a summon, she would probably treat the poor Ula mystery as a servant.
Although Zhou Shu didn't plan to step on two boats or engage in a harmonious harem, he definitely had to take care of the dignity of Ula Mystery as a boyfriend. No mistakes are allowed.
When the sick princess saw that the face of the man next to her had changed color, she didn't ask any more questions, but looked at the nearby grove with great interest.
"This is your country, where is this, the outskirts?"
Alas~ Master Zhou sighed. I was obviously idle and dying just now, but now I have to explain this flowery world to someone from another world.
He didn't know where to start and what to say first, so he could only instruct the woman next to him first. "Save up the questions and ask them when I get back to my house. You have to assure me that whatever you see after leaving the woods, you must be calm and not surprised. ”
The sick princess blinked and swallowed, she was frightened by Zhou Shu's statement, "Could it be that this is really hell?"
"I beg you not to keep holding on to this stalk, okay. Anyway, promise me first!"
"Okay. I, Naloloflad, promise you, swear to the sky. ”
It's good to do it. Zhou Shu was a little distrustful, but he could only do so, and he only hoped that this princess would not be too ashamed for a while.
It turns out that swearing is not a good habit.
Zhou Shu took her not far from the woods, passing by the artificial lake in the park. There are some idlers with their children, either on a boat or playing with some old-fashioned amusement rides.
The sick princess stared at an animal-shaped hydrogen balloon floating in the air without blinking, wondering how it flew up. In the White Moon Country, where the sky and rain and dew are the supreme gods, there is nothing to fly except birds. The sick princess was staring at the balloon at this time, looking suspicious. If Zhou Shu did this, he would definitely be misunderstood that he was not looking at a balloon, but the cute little girl who was holding the balloon.
Master Zhou said weakly: "Do you like it, will I buy it for you?"
The sick princess shook her head. She can also see that this thing is just a child's toy in this country, and she still shouldn't lose that person.
The two men continued to walk forward, and a white woman dressed in a dress was constantly watched. Fortunately, there are no boring people to cause trouble. The two held hands, like a couple who came to the park on a date, and then bumped into the old Chinese medicine doctor who was selling health products to the old man and old lady in the park, just like everyone who came to the park. The old crooks pulled up the big banners, and the loudspeaker kept repeating the boast of their own health products. To say that this world is really regressive. In the past, those who sold strong pills on the street could still dance with knives and guns, but now they sit at a small square table and smoke tea, and they don't show professionalism at all.
For this kind of unenterprising liar, no one's attention can be attracted except for the Queen Flanders who came back to the time.
The sick princess blinked at the horn that was constantly making sounds and strange music, full of curiosity. She also knew that she shouldn't ask too much at this time, and it would be a joke if she asked, but she was just embarrassed in her heart.
Master Zhou felt sorry for this woman when he saw her holding back, so he had no choice but to compete with the loudspeaker to find some topics to grab the attention of this troublesome woman.
In fact, he still felt a little strange about the sudden visit of the sick princess, did she really want to come to see him for the last time after her illness worsened?
On this question, the sick princess nodded in affirmation without hesitation.
"Your friend named Grey Witch has been doing some trade with my country recently, and I've learned a lot about your country from her, and I'm really looking forward to it. Even if my illness wasn't severe, I guess I would have begged her to bring me to you. ”
Are you yearning for me or for my country? Besides, I and the Gray Witch are not from the same country.
Zhou Shu didn't bother to care about the details, grabbed the hand of the sick princess and shook it vigorously, and asked, "What's the matter with your illness, do you have a little score yourself?"
"No, I'm probably tired. Martial arts cultivators couldn't suppress the disease. ”
"You've been tired lately?" Zhou Shu was puzzled, "Aren't they all minzhu, phew, aren't they all peaceful?"
The sick princess let out a long sigh, "It's just that there are many messy things when there is peace, and when there is chaos, it's good to fool everyone into fighting together, and now that the war is over, the things that have piled up before have come out in one breath." But don't worry. Those things have been handed over to my third sister to get rid of, and the country will not produce eggs. ”
The third sister of the sick princess, Zhou Shu still roughly remembers that she seems to be the promiscuous female grand duke of the Red Moon Country, a terrible woman whose hair can penetrate people's brains and cause death.
"I'm not worried about who the work is going to. It's your sister or someone else. None of that has anything to do with me. ”
The subtext of this sentence is that only you have a relationship with me, and it is worth worrying about me.
The sick princess also heard the intention of her words, and she was in a very good mood. She also didn't understand why Zhou Shu suddenly became so likable, obviously he had dodged before, and people hated him so much that they wanted to tear him apart.
The method of chatting and interrupting worked very well, and the sick princess kept talking about what happened in Baiyue Kingdom after Zhou Shu left. No more fuss about the world. Along the way out of the park, she saw the straighter road and the strange creatures that drove on it, the chaotic shops, the hordes of dark-haired and yellow-skinned people in pairs, and the towers everywhere.
To her eyes, the world seemed to be made of steel and rock, and there were hardly wooden buildings to be seen. Pedestrians on the road wore the same strange clothes as Zhou Shu, which was ugly but easy to move. Looking up at the towers, you can see glittering glass everywhere. It's so openly exposed outside the building, and it's not afraid of being stolen.
These things made this alien princess a little dizzy, and her head suddenly encountered so many new things and was a little stagnant for a while, but at least she remembered to tell herself not to look too ashamed, these things were very ordinary for Zhou Shu. She also tried very hard to restrain herself, and didn't let herself ask any stupid questions, until Zhou Shu stood in place for twenty minutes and didn't get a taxi, she couldn't help but ask, 'What's wrong?' Why do you keep standing?'.
Zhou Shu is so angry, these taxis are too annoying, and they don't stop at all when they see the two of them on their side. When you are free in the future, you will have to spend some money to clean up the taxi market in the city. It's time to give back to society.
Seeing that he couldn't take a taxi, Zhou Shu simply grabbed the hand of the girl next to him and walked home. He thinks this is not bad, the road is not very far, and the time spent walking is just enough to let the old hat next to him see more, or have lunch together or something.
Speaking of eating, Zhou Shu stopped. The two of them were slipping to an intersection where they were walking home and left on the pedestrian street to the city center. If you want to take girls to eat, in addition to high-end hotels, it is undoubtedly a good choice to go to various fast food restaurants on the side of the pedestrian street.
If he could, Zhou Shu remembered that there seemed to be an animated movie currently being released, so he could take the sick princess to see it. Tomorrow is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and it is impossible for me to accompany her, and even go home before dinner today, so I can only take advantage of this afternoon to entertain this princess.
"It's decided!" Zhou Shu grabbed the sick princess's hand and put it on his chest without warning, startling the other party. "Let's go on a date!"
In the most exclusive suite of the only five-star hotel in the city, Liu Xijue is sitting on the single sofa with his head covered and worried. She is now completely trapped in her room, unable to go out. The two pairs of men and women who discovered her whereabouts were now scattering like special forces to block the exit of the hotel stairs, no matter which direction Liu Xijue walked from, he would run into them.
Liu Xijue was at a loss and didn't know what to do. Do you want to ignore them and rush out? What if they find someone to arrest them?
She was quite depressed at this time, thinking back to the past, and asking herself that she had nothing to do with those four people, and even if there should be, it was just some quarrels, and she couldn't remember it herself. Are they going to force themselves to death for that little thing?
Sun Dan pouted and sat on a section of the steps in the living room, looking at Liu Xijue with a sad face with one hand on his face. What Liu Xijue saw was naturally an illusion he made. There was no one at the top of the stairs, and the two pairs of young people had already gone to eat in a group, so they didn't take it seriously at all.
The-stirring stick of the sun egg made this move because he wanted the woman in front of him to ask for help from him. His method of fooling girls is very simple, in addition to money, it is the set of heroes to save beauty.
Women, either desperately pursuing material things, or fantasizing about love with an empty head. Sun Egg uses this theory as a practical basis to talk, and the success rate is unexpectedly high, which also makes him feel confident that he can use this trick to deal with all women in the world.
Liu Xijue was disturbed by the hallucination, and his mood was extremely bad, and he became anxious. She was anxious to find a way to get out of this room, if she had been dragged on like this, she would have to stay with Huang Mao in front of her for another night, and she didn't know what would happen when the time came.
Sun Egg has no intention of delaying the battle until the evening, and a quick victory is the true nature of the killer. He got up from where he was sitting, looked at his watch in makeup, and then said to the woman on the sofa, "Hey, Miss Liu." It's almost time, I'm going to check out before 12 o'clock at noon. I don't know what's going on over there, but it's almost time for you to leave. ”
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