Book 248 The Sick Princess of the Anti-Crossing Movement
Miss 'Fool', the manager of the board game store of the Kill Group, has been very busy for the past two days, and has locked herself in the old house in her hometown in the countryside for 60 consecutive hours to work hard against the file and Wen JiΓ n. The 60 hours of sleepless work set a new record for a long time without sleep, and she was proud of her ability to focus on her work for long periods of sleepless time, but she hated it for herself to use it regularly.
Isn't it a little too sad to spend 80% of a person's life working and sleeping the rest?
Fortunately, Miss Fool's enthusiasm for work was not disturbed by the continuous overtime, mainly thanks to a report sent by her subordinate Power Sixteen-sided Dice and Thirteen of Spades with a video message.
The report is simple and impressive. The fool who likes to read small stories has been like a girl for a long time, with little stars shining in her eyes, and is alone on a retro-style European-style desk full of dossier materials, holding a laptop and watching this video over and over again.
In the video, Zhou Shu sneaks and hides in the corner of a residential building, looking like a character often seen in British comedies. However, the comedian's eyes became sharp in the next second, and he spit out a cloud of white mist from his mouth like a character in a magic movie, which was quite imposing. The white mist condensed and slowly grew larger after touching the ground, and then a naked beautiful boy walked out of the white mist like a Japanese ninja anime.
The store manager's gaze has been on the boy's buttocks, which is round, safe and very attractive. She has been dead for five or six years, and she is in her early thirties like a wolf and a tiger, and it is normal for her to occasionally have some delusions about a beautiful little Oriental boy.
She has now sent a new subordinate to spy on this safe teenager, who seems to be named Zhang Yu. It wasn't because she didn't think anything wrong about this boy, she just wanted to find out what the hell the hell the man named Zhou Shu was up to.
The platform killers who live on the surface of the world have also heard some strange rumors, and there are many incredible powers hidden in this world. Things like magic, demons, dragons, Aladdin's magic lamp, Sailor Moon and the like may really exist, but they live in the darkest parts of the world and are beyond the reach of ordinary people.
With the superpower incident that broke out on the platform's China forum, the killers burst out with unprecedented curiosity about the real side of the world, and the manager of the board game store is one of them.
Originally, most of the killings that did not experience the Tibetan monk incident in the first place questioned the authenticity of the incident itself, especially the killing in the Western world. They thought it was just a harmless joke made by the Chinese killing community, and by the way, they despised the Chinese's strange sense of humor. Soon, the killing platform gave the exact certification. The incident was proved to be true, and it was announced that there would be no further investigation into the matter.
This time the killers are completely boiling, and they are rushing to China like a New Year's carnival. Their destination was not the small city where the knife killing group was located, but the hometown of the Tibetan monks, bΔi jing.
In fact, these people come to China to be idle. Killing this profession is three years without opening and eating for three years, and some people who have the ability to kill will not worry about their livelihood at all. Now it is the time of the Chinese Chun Festival, and these foreign devils are completely buying air tickets with visas with a travel mentality. I want to take a look at the festival of the Oriental world. Even many netizens who have only communicated on the platform still leave their contact information to meet in bΔijing, as for what netizens do after meeting, it is unknown. In short, within ten days, the bΔi spirit will become a gathering place for the killers.
The reason why killing is called killing is because they make a profit by ending the lives of others, and killing the group with a knife is 'counting money according to the head'. These people are all murderers, dangerous people. Even if there are occasionally a few knife killing groups, this kind of righteous version of killing that doesn't kill indiscriminately. But this is only a minority. As you can imagine, the arrival of this group of terrible guys was a complete disaster for the bΔi elite citizens.
The manager of the board game store is also on a trip back to China at this time, so she is working overtime to deal with the work on her head, which has just been completed.
Compared with ordinary killing, the Fool store manager can't understand this superpower incident even more. If there is only one Tibetan monk who is unidentified, it is not bad, and it is not difficult to sort out the clues, but what about Zhou Shu's person? He obviously also has strange powers and wants to hide it. So what is the relationship between this person and the Tibetan monks?
And the self-proclaimed king of killing, Sun Egg, what role will he play in the development of this matter?ββ
Zhou Shu's side, he was used to being busy, and he seemed a little uncomfortable with the current suddenly idle life, but in fact, he was only idle for one morning. At this time, Master Zhou was bored with the automatic induction machine gun set up at the window opening, very dangerous toys, and the sixteen-faced children were also tired of crawling in the entrance with guns to guard, and came to Zhou Shu to explain the source of the noisy guns.
This thing is a new product made by a military industrial enterprise in a developed country. Swing it to the ground and adjust the heat sensing range, and these guys will shoot a honeycomb at an object that meets the heat conditions in front of them.
This kind of thing is obviously not very useful, and the shooting angle is fixed and cannot identify humans and non-living people, which is a product of failed positioning. It has not been mass-produced. The board game store has gotten a lot of trial versions of this machine gun through connections, which are the ones that the knife kill team moved over, and they haven't been used in any way so far, so they are piled up in the warehouse, in fact, it's good to use them as guards.
Zhou Shu looked at the machine gun that swung its head from side to side like an electric fan and felt sad for it, which means that it was born at the wrong time and turned into a dead stock. If the peace talks between the two countries had been smoother.
Thinking of those things in Bai Yueguo, Zhou Shu's machine sounded at the right time.
He inexplicably remembered the little Russian girl who liked pink, this woman was now trading magic potions with the White Night Country, probably too busy to death?
It was Zhou Shize who called, urging his son to go home early.
"Tomorrow is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, what are you still hanging around outside? Tomorrow your uncle's house will celebrate the New Year, Zhou Chenrui and Zhou Chenxi will all come back from abroad, and your sisters will also come over." β
Zhou Chenrui and Zhou Chenxi are Zhou Shu's two cousins who married abroad, they are both overseas Chinese, and it is not too unusual for Chun Festival to return to China. But it's a little strange to celebrate the New Year at your mother's house in the thirties of the Chinese New Year's Eve.
After asking, I found out that both of them were pregnant, and they wanted to find a free time for relatives and friends to get together before the child was born, and it may not be so convenient to return to China after the child was born.
"How do I sound like goodbye? Okay, Mom, I know, I'll go home before dinner. β
Zhou Shi could be regarded as hearing a satisfactory answer from his son's mouth, and hung up the phone with satisfaction.
The front foot of the phone has just been dropped. A new call was received on the hind foot. Master Zhou looked at the number on the caller ID and panicked, the Gray Witch guy really called, and he couldn't help but think about this woman.
The voice of the gray witch on the other end of the phone was stubborn, and as soon as she came up, she had no head and no brains to worship in the lingua franca.
"If I'm not mistaken, today is the eve of the Chun Festival in China, right? Happy New Year, Mr. Zhou Shu. I have a surprise to tell you. β
"What's the word for New Year's Eve?" Zhou Shuhan said, "You miscalculated the time, tomorrow is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve." β
"Hey?!Is that so?" The Gray Witch was shocked, "This is really rude, although it is a neighboring country, I am really not very familiar with your Chinese affairs." β
Zhou Shu complained: "It's just a simple misremembered day, okay, what does it have to do with neighboring countries or not." What's your surprise first? I like surprises the most. β
"Oh. Actually, it's nothing, I brought back a person from the White Night Country, who is your friend. β
Yes?!
Hearing this, Zhou Shuyi staggered on the spot without standing firmly, his arm just rubbed into the heat sensing range of the machine gun in front of him, and the half-shuttle bullet suddenly shot out along the window.
The sixteenth sister on the side was almost crying, isn't this nonsense, don't invite Jingcha again. She hurriedly called her partner. Let him find a way to cover up the gunshot, and if possible, recover the bullets that were fired.
Master Zhou didn't have much of the heart to care about whether he was observant or not, and roared at the gray witch on the other end of the phone, ", big sister, what are you doing?!Who did you get here?!"
In fact, he also asked knowingly, and he knew it with his elbow joint, it must be that the sick princess didn't run.
Sure enough. After Zhou Shu finished yelling, he heard who the gray witch on the other side of the phone was talking to.
"That's right, Your Highness, just take the machine and say it. No magic, yes, Mandarin does. It's not that you don't need to format a letter to write a letter, you know how to colloquialize......"
In the middle of the night, Zhou Shu, who was sweating all over the machine, heard a familiar voice from the machine. The voice was a little timid, completely different from the previous appearance that was either domineering or unreasonable or full of lust. It was the first time that Zhou Shu had heard the words of the sick princess so unconfident.
"That, excuse me, is it Zhou Shu?"
For a long time, there was no response. The sick princess plucked up the courage to speak into the phone.
"Excuse me, can you hear me?"
Still no response.
"Is anyone there!" the tone was a little angry, but still no one answered.
"Miss Gray Witch, you can help me see, this thing doesn't seem to work......" The sick princess seems to have finally given up the idiotic act of talking to the air, and the lack of response to her words makes her princess very irritated.
Listening to her last words, Zhou Shu could imagine the woman's expression at this time. Don't look at the politeness on her lips, but her face must be very unhappy at the gray witch, she is that kind of person.
In fact, Master Zhou didn't say anything, not because he didn't want to deal with her, but not because he didn't hear the voice. He could hear it very clearly, and the sudden appearance of this familiar voice made his nose sore, and he wanted to cry. He was afraid that his mouth would come out of his mouth and make the woman laugh, so he tried to brew his feelings to make his voice sound cheerful.
For this woman who had some ambiguous feelings with him, although Zhou Shu was very worried, he was not ready to greet her.
The voice of the gray witch came from the other end of the phone again, "Mr. Zhou Shu, can you hear me?"
"I can hear you. β
"Can I hear why you don't bother with His Highness Nalolo?!"
"I want you to take care of it. Zhou Shu asked angrily, "What the hell is going on, why did you bring her here?"
"I'm not buying magic from others, Your Highness is a big customer, and of course I have to try my best to meet my requirements. "The Grey Witch said in a 'I can't help it' tone.
"Why? Why, you mean, she offered to come over?" Zhou Shu was a little unconvinced. In the mind of the sick princess, her hometown is very far away, and it is not so casual.
"Your Royal Highness the princess is not stupid, don't you come back in about 10 days when you leave. I haven't heard from you for a long time. Now people are worried about you, and they want to die or live, so they came. The Grey Witch said this in broken English, and she probably didn't dare to ridicule it in common language in front of big clients.
Master Zhou smiled bitterly, "I've only been back for a few days, and I've been waiting for two weeks just to debug the Two Realms Gate." Alright, give the phone to the sick princess. Let her follow me. β
The knife killing team and the sixteen-sided dice looked at Zhou Shu talking on the phone in a strange language with a curious expression, only to feel that this person was very knowledgeable and respectful. Neither of them could even make out which language it was.
It was another long time before the sick princess said 'hello' to Ji Nuonuo again.
"Miss, long time no see!"
I haven't seen her for a while, and Zhou Shu doesn't know what tone to use to talk to her.
The sick princess is also very nervous, probably not used to long-distance communication with people.
Zhou Shu ....... I'm coming for you, will I cause you trouble?"
"Of course it's a problem. Zhou Shu joked in an exaggerated tone, don't worry that the smart woman can't hear it. "Why did you suddenly come up with this idea and come to me, I was going to pick you up in three or five days. Also, what's going on with the army? Are the negotiations with the forest country going well? Smith, Peach, Midali, and Lilia are all okay?"
The sick princess seemed to have finally found a knack for using machine talk, and her tone became the same as usual. She saw that Zhou Shu was there asking questions and didn't ask herself, so she pretended to be angry and said, "Oh." So I'm causing you trouble again? I think you're used to it. β
"It's used to it, or you can't ask for it, Miss!" Zhou Shu suddenly said seriously: "I miss you a lot, are you okay?"
The sick princess smiled with satisfaction, "That's just like words." I'm still there, and I can't die for the time being. Negotiations...... The inexplicable good words on the side of the forest country, the armistice agreement or something is like that, on the surface mutual benefit and mutual assistance. I guess they're stalling for time to study your damn gunpowder weapon. But it doesn't matter, the strength of the magic industry in the forest country is not enough to fear, and our side is also seizing the time to study, and we may not lose to them in terms of speed. As for those people you, I only know about Xiao Tao's condition, and they still help me run errands as before, and I don't have much contact with other people. Who's Lilia?"
"yes. You don't know Lilia. Zhou Shu wanted to tease her deliberately, and said nonsense: "Lilia is a very lovely girl, the first person I met on your side, and then entered the language school together and the non-commissioned officer school together." I didn't know the lingua franca at the time. It's all up to her to give it to me little by little, very patient, a good girl!"
"That's ......" The sick princess probably guessed that the dead man on the other side of the phone was playing with herself, trying to make herself jealous. Well, he succeeded. The sick princess is not a soft persimmon, and immediately shot back: "Lilia...... She's in the army now, isn't she? What a good girl, I was asked to find a good marriage partner, and the information you provided helped a lot. After the Great War, many of the children of the aristocracy were reduced, and many, many families were busy preparing new weddings to increase the population of the family. β
Zhou Shu didn't take the words of the sick princess seriously in his ears, the two were too familiar, and it was basically impossible to deceive each other.
"Alright, no more fuss. Ask the gray witch next to you when she'll be able to get to me. I'll pick you up. β
"Oh, wait a minute. "Hello, Miss Grey Witch will leave you in an empty place, and wait a quarter of an hour at most. β
"Huh?" Zhou Shu didn't understand too much, he thought that the sick princess would be like himself, and she would come by plane and train. "Don't tell me, you're flying in the sky. β
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line, and then the laughter of two women erupted. The gray witch laughed unscrupulously and like a madman, compared to the sick princess who was so elegant that she exploded.
"What are you talking about?" Zhou Shu was uneasy, "Bad words in me?"
The voice of the sick princess came from the other end of the phone, "Don't worry, you don't need to carry you behind your back." β
"And what are you talking about?"
"In short, it's an open place with few people, you hurry up and find one. β
Master Zhou keenly smelled the smell of yinmou, and didn't know what the two women were doing. Even so, he decided to take the risk with his life.
Put on a coat and the ward doctor with the two children in the family, Zhou Shu went out. If you want an empty place with few people, it can only be a park near your home. The park covers a fairly large area, with a pine forest from the Qing Dynasty, and there are usually no people in the center of the forest.
After arriving at the place, Zhou Shu waited for a quarter of an hour as promised, and then the phone rang again.
"Big sisters, you two aren't playing tricks on me, are you?
The voice of the Gray Witch came from the other end of the phone, "It should be almost there, you look around to see if there is a box floating around you." β
Zhou Shu followed the order and looked around, and found something strange in the air above his left shoulder. There appears to be a transparent cube in mid-air, larger than a palm. If you don't look closely, Kenben can't spot it, it's like it's invisible, but the transparency isn't perfect, it's somewhat flawed.
"I saw it, an invisible block. What's that? You two are right there?"
"Hmph, you think. The Grey Witch commanded, "Don't touch it yet, wait a while it won't be invisible." β
Master Zhou didn't understand, but he understood. As soon as the gray witch finished speaking, the thing was like a chameleon that had given up its disguise, and suddenly turned into an antique European-style wooden box.
"Open the box. The Grey Witch commanded.
"I'm not stupid. β
The box opened, and inside was a crystal ball. This thing Zhou Shu has seen, it is the key to the door of the two realms, and you can directly complete a crossing by touching the magic power and entering it.
Zhou Shu picked up the crystal ball and was about to ask what was going on on on the phone, when the things in the room emitted a white light similar to magnesium burning, and after the light dissipated, two girls in pink dresses appeared in front of him, it was the long-lost gray witch and the sick princess. (To be continued.) You are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info to vote for recommendations and monthly passes.
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