Chapter 62: The God of Food
Zhao Lingwu frowned and looked at it, and the two people in front of her said, "Is it so unpalatable?" At this time, Feng Chenyu and Xiaoshi stood up as if they had discussed it, and both nodded fiercely and said, "You try it, and you will know if it is delicious."
Zhao Lingwu looked at herself and said: "I'll really try it, you superficial people who only look at appearances, I guess you two probably didn't eat it and said it wasn't delicious, you have to know that you can't just look at the appearance of food." ”
Feng Chenyu coaxed beside him: "Then you can't try, I want you to set an example for me."
Zhao Lingwu glanced back and saw the black noodle soup with some terrifying noodles, Zhao Lingwu lowered her head and sniffed it, suddenly turned around and said seriously: "Now is not the time to do this, I think we should gather early, if we are late, the elders of the Black Tower will punish us."
Feng Chenyu pointed at Zhao Lingwu and shouted, "Senior sister, you have changed the topic." ”
The laughing lion said seriously: "Senior sister, this trick is really powerful, a trick to divert attention for the reason not to eat that dark food, this trick is much smarter than me pretending to be on the ground and saying that my stomach hurts, I still have to learn." ”
Zhao Lingwu stuck out her tongue mischievously and said, "Okay, okay, I admit that what I made was unpalatable." ”
Feng Chenyu touched the belly that had been baptized by shemale soup and gutter noodles and said, "Then what should we do, I'm so hungry."
Zhao Lingwu said the mantra "Don't worry, play with him"
Feng Chenyu was embarrassed, and said a little helplessly: "Please, I'm starving to death, so don't play tricks on me anymore." ”
Zhao Lingwu pursed her lips, shook her finger and said: "What do you know? This is my mantra for finding a way, just like the domestic pretending to be B, he doesn't have to jump twice every time he thinks of a way, and the little bald head of the island country also pointed to his head and came up with a solution." ”
Feng Chenyu is powerless to complain now, how could Zhao Lingwu's IQ come up with a way, even if he came up with it, he would have to wait for a few days, so Feng Chenyu thought about it carefully and said, "Let's go to the canteen in the temple to steal some steamed buns, how about it."
The laughing lion also nodded in agreement and said, "It makes sense, how about Zhao Lingwu, if you haven't figured out a way, go steal the steamed buns."
Zhao Lingwu said as if she wanted to save face: "I thought it out, but I suddenly forgot it, hey, it's easy to forget when people get older, okay, just listen to my junior brother."
The laughing lion muttered in a low voice: "How can you be about twenty years old, you haven't thought of it, you haven't thought of it, what to pretend."
Suddenly, Zhao Lingwu seemed to hear it, and suddenly turned around and said angrily: "What did you just say about me?
The laughing lion said with a bit of a thief's heart: "No, no," Zhao Lingwu squinted slightly and looked at the laughing lion with suspicious eyes and said, "Then I remember muttering something behind me just now."
The laughing lion directly put on a serious look and said, "I'm singing,".
Zhao Lingwu asked rhetorically, "Oh, what are you singing? I saw the laughing lion pause for a second and suddenly sang: "Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I will walk on the shore, and I will be affectionate and affectionate~~~lala~~lala." ”
Zhao Lingwu hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Stop singing, it's hard to hear, it's like a hen wolf howling on a telephone pole outside, hurry up and eat."
The laughing lion nodded and followed him, the whole lying process can be said to be the laughing lion without blushing, talking without stammering, and not sweating, this laughing lion is simply a natural actor, it can be described as a god acting act, Feng Chenyu, who has been beside him, can be said to know the whole process, and he can't help but sigh Why doesn't the laughing lion make a movie, so he can get the title of Oscar winner.
So after this little episode, Feng Chenyu and Zhao Lingwu and the laughing lion walked to the kitchen, the two of them can be described as masters of the arts, except for Feng Chenyu, the two of them are like spies, and they are omnipotent, and finally succeeded in sneaking into the top-secret Dabei Temple canteen.
On the way, although Feng Chenyu did not have the ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall, he could barely keep up.
In the kitchen, the three of them are like mice. After 5 minutes
I saw Zhao Lingwu looking at a large number of ingredients and said a little speechlessly: "Did you find the steamed buns? I didn't find anything."
And Feng Chenyu and the laughing lion also said a little embarrassed: "No, there is nothing here except raw ingredients."
Zhao Lingwu said with some embarrassment: "This is really the end, I'm better, you laughing lion can also hold on, but the difficult thing is the junior brother, he may not be able to hold on to his first training even if he is full, and now he will definitely faint hungry in the afternoon if he is not even full." ”。
The laughing lion also said with a bad face: "Yes, if the junior brother is not full, he will not faint from hunger?"
I saw Feng Chenyu next to him as if he hadn't listened to the words of the laughing lion, and kept looking at the ingredients on the table in a daze.
The laughing lion heard that no one replied for a long time, and he was a little puzzled, so he looked back at what Feng Chenyu was doing, Feng Chenyu had been in a daze, and the laughing lion patted Feng Chenyu and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you."
Feng Chenyu woke up at once, and said a little confused: "Big brother, I seem to know how to cook." ”
The laughing lion widened his bell-like eyes and said, "You know how to cook?"
Feng Chenyu covered his head a little painfully and said, "I didn't know that I could cook, but after seeing those dishes, I felt as if I could cook those dishes."
I saw Zhao Lingwu frowning beside her and said, "This is probably instinct."
Feng Chenyu and the laughing lion looked at Zhao Lingwu at the same time and said, "Instinct?"
Zhao Lingwu nodded and said: "You may not remember whether you can cook anymore, but you used to cook every day, which is called as if you have developed a habit of behavior, just like a great writer, he can write language and rhetoric in writing articles without thinking about anything." ”。
The laughing lion grabbed Feng Chenyu's shoulders and asked in disbelief, "Senior brother, do you think you can make a meal that you can eat?"
Feng Chenyu looked at the ingredients on the table in a daze, and then made up his mind and said, "I can."
The laughing lion said: "Okay, I'll just believe you once, you have to remember my bottom line, as long as it's better than that ladyboy noodle soup and gutter noodles, I can eat it." ”。
Feng Chenyu nodded, and said with that firm look: "I will work hard." After that, Feng Chenyu began to go to the table, he didn't know anything now, he didn't know what Lu Dao wanted to do, and he didn't know what Lu Dao wanted to do.