240. [Volume 4] 32: It Must Have Been Too Sloppy!
This line is really, really amazing, scolding people without dirty words, in fact, you and the eighteenth generation of your ancestors have been scolded again! The Eastern Army will definitely be angry to death after hearing it!
Dongfang Fengfei's guess was indeed right, the Eastern Army chose not to fight, and even hung up the war-free card!
Hanging the 'no battle card' means that they will not accept any challenges during this time, and it also means that they should not fight.
In the Qianling Continent, although there is friction between the four domains, they still coexist peacefully in general, so for the sake of post-war harmony, they are still very trustworthy when fighting, once one side hangs the war-free card, it means that they will not fight, and the other side cannot attack the other party until the other party is willing to fight.
Now that the other party has hung up the war-free card, it has been basically determined that the other party will not fight, and in order for them to fight, this scolding formation must be used.
After deciding on it, that night, Dongfang Fengfei immediately took seven beautiful boys and Xiaohua out to arrange the formation, and the night was dark and the wind was high and murderous... Ahem... The formation was very convenient, and all the people completed the formation without alarming anyone.
As for the training of the 100-person scolding formation, it will be handed over to the prince.
Day 2
"How is it, have you memorized everything?" Dongfang Fengfei asked, looking at the hundred soldiers.
"Back... It's done..."
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's question, those soldiers all lowered their heads and replied in a low voice with a red face, and their voices were very uneven.
It's really the content of this line too... It's too much of a test of the human heart's endurance, this scolding array is definitely the first in history!
"Didn't you all eat? Did you eat so much food in vain?" Dongfang Fengfei's face turned grim and said dissatisfied.
"It's done!"
This time, the voice was much louder, but Dongfang Fengfei could still hear the weakness in his heart.
"Do you think it's embarrassing to go out and 'scold the formation'?" Dongfang Fengfei asked as she looked at the group of soldiers.
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's words, no one in the soldiers answered, and they all lowered their heads.
"Do you think that this 'scolding array' is just to humiliate the Eastern Army? General Ben is full of food and has nothing to do, so he wastes his strength? General Ben can tell you that whether or not this 'scolding array' can succeed is the key to whether or not we can achieve victory, and if you do a good job and let the enemy army come out to meet the battle in an unbearable way, then we will be able to take down all the enemies in one fell swoop and win victory, and we don't need to spend a single soldier! As for you, you will be the greatest contributor to the victory of our Northern Army. ”
Speaking of this, Dongfang Fengfei suddenly shouted loudly, and there was a deep yuan force in his voice, which exploded in the ears of all the soldiers!
"No shame!"
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's words, all the soldiers were shocked!
Thinking of this, all the soldiers shouted loudly with excitement on their faces, for the sake of victory, they are not afraid of death, are they still afraid of this little 'scolding array'?
"Very good, go out with me now, if you have the ability to scold the Eastern Army to vomit blood and internal injuries, General Ben will reward you with a hundred quick Pinyuan stones." ”
Dongfang Fengfei smiled evilly and winked at the hundred soldiers cutely.
"What! a hundred low-grade Yuan Stones!!
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's words, all the soldiers were in an uproar, and the other soldiers who originally thought that this hundred soldiers were unlucky were all envious, you know, the emperor rewarded those generals with only a thousand inferior yuan stones, and these soldiers actually had a hundred!
And the hundred soldiers are even more energetic, their eyes are red, peaty, in order to get down to the Yuan Stone for a hundred years, the festival is considered a magic horse, and they fight!
These 100 people are instantly high-spirited!
Dongfang Fengfei's eyes were crossed by a cunning, what kind of national righteousness, top a wool, sure enough, money is better to use!
"General, the Northern Army came to our line with a hundred men. ”
Dongjun looked at the hundred people with a puzzled expression, they all hung up the battle exemption card, what else did they come to do, although they didn't understand, they still reported it to Sima Yun.
"Let's go out and have a look. ”
Regarding the scourge of Dongfang Fengfei, Sima Yun did not dare to relax at all.
"I said that you are here to fight, or are you here to go on vacation, this battle will not be fought!"
As soon as Sima Yun and the generals arrived at the front line, they heard Dongfang Fengfei's words.
"It turned out that I came to call the battle. Seeing Dongfang Fengfei, Sima Yun said.
"General, they're all here, what are we going to do?" asked a general next to him.
"Don't worry about him, just call her, she will naturally go back obediently when she is tired, let's go back..."
"Don't shout, General, I see, they are frightened by us, and they dare not come out. ”
Sima Yun was just about to take a few generals back to the military tent, and the 'hundred' soldiers brought by Dongfang Fengfei began to exert their 'eloquence'!
"What! How can this be true, General, they call us for being gutsless!"
Hearing the soldier's words, one of the grumpy generals of the Eastern Army couldn't stand it.
"Don't let them influence you, they're just trying to provoke us to fight. The other general calmed the angry general.
"Ah, you're wrong, I see, it's not the soldiers, you don't want to wronged the wrong people. ”
One of the hundred soldiers answered.
"Yes, yes, you're right, it must be that their generals don't have the guts, you see that our generals have come out, but their generals don't even dare to show their heads!"
"No, I heard that their general is a tiger, isn't it, how can he not dare to show his head?"
"yes, you must be mistaken, I guess their general is a turtle!"
"A tortoise? haha... That's right, it's definitely a tortoise!"
The soldiers of the Northern Army talked like chatting every word, but the voice was very loud, so that everyone in the Eastern Army could hear it clearly.
Hearing the words of the hundred people, the other soldiers of the Northern Army also burst into laughter, and the laughter was like a rainbow, and the sound pierced the eardrums of the Eastern Army.
"It's so hateful, General, aren't they scolding you for being that kind of animal! It's so hateful, General, they're bullying people so much, do you have to put up with it!"
Hearing the words of those soldiers, this time all the generals were so angry that they were about to jump to their feet, and the soldiers of the Eastern Army were also eager to rush out and beat the Northern Army violently, and they dared to scold their most respected general!
"Don't go out. ”
Compared with the excited attitude of the other generals, Sima Yun was still indifferent, waved his hand, and said that he would never fight.
"General!"
Looking at Sima Yun's calm attitude, the other generals couldn't understand that the person who was scolded was the general himself, how could he be so indifferent?
"Hey, by the way, have you seen their general?" asked one of the soldiers of the Northern Army's 'Hundreds' again.
"Their general, I've never seen it, I've never seen it, what are you asking for?"
"I'm actually thinking, look at it, the generals of our army are all heroic, dignified, and human, you say, will their generals think that our generals are too good-looking and ashamed, so they don't dare to come out?"
"That's right, it must be that his mother was full of anxiety and absent-mindedness when she gave birth to him, and the general grew too sloppy after he was born, so he didn't dare to come out to meet people!"
"Haha!!"
Hearing this, the soldiers of the Northern Army laughed again, almost all of them covered their stomachs and laughed crookedly, it was really funny!
Eastern Army Soldier: "........................!"
General of the Eastern Army: "........................!"
Sima Yun: "........................!"
Hearing this, all the Eastern Army was stupid, too sloppy, too sloppy ... Scrawled... Grass...!!!
Although their general is in his early forties, but because he has reached the cultivation of Emperor Wu, his appearance has also stayed in his twenties, although he is not a peerless appearance, but he is definitely a beautiful man, they even said that their general looks too sloppy!!
No matter how good Sima Yun's cultivation is, his whole face is black at this time, and the most important thing is that the other party also scolded his mother's head!
To say that his mother was absent-minded when she gave birth to him is not to say that his mother did not have the consciousness of being a mother and was an incompetent mother!
"General!"
All the generals of the Eastern Army were so angry that they smoked on their heads, it was too much, and they were scolded to such a degree, the Northern Regions was really an uncultivated country, and they dared to insult their generals in public!
"Don't pay attention to them, don't listen to them, let's go back!"
In the end, Sima Yun still took a deep breath, suppressed the raging anger in his heart, and returned to the military tent.
As for the officers and men of the Eastern Army, although they were extremely angry in their hearts, without the general's order, they could only hold their breath and continue to listen to the 'chat' conversation of the Northern Army.
Sima Yun left, but the soldiers of the Northern Army continued, and the soldiers of the Eastern Army were angry but had nowhere to vent, and they were about to collapse!
"Have you had a good chat? It's noon, come on, General Ben is in a good mood today, and he deliberately gave you a meal, each of you is white rice and a large piece of barbecue, and each of you will enjoy a glass of wine. ”
When it was time for lunch, Dongfang Fengfei waved his hand and asked people to bring food to these hundred soldiers, and the dish was so good that it was outrageous!
"Thank you, General!"
Seeing such a good meal, the hundred soldiers all thanked Dongfang Fengfei happily, and then all faced the Dongfang army, and ate very happily, and ate sweetly.
And seeing that the soldiers of the Northern Army ate white rice, and there was meat, all the Eastern Army was so angry that they gritted their teeth, that was their food, those were originally all theirs!
In the army, because there are many people, all the soldiers eat porridge, where to eat white rice, and meat, which is only available at the celebration banquet, usually at most is the broth mixed with meat foam, where can you eat such a large piece of barbecue!
As long as anyone with a discerning eye can imagine that the reason why the Northern Army still has such a rich meal is all stolen from the Eastern Army!
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