241. [Volume 4] 33: The Sorrowful Eastern Army!
As long as anyone with a discerning eye can imagine that the reason why the Northern Army can have such a rich meal is all stolen from the Eastern Army!
"Goo-Goo......
"Goo-Goo......
...............
Although they were angry, they saw the clear grains of white rice, the hot bone broth, the tempting, the vegetables and the barbecue, and the Eastern Army, who had not eaten a grain of rice for eight or nine days, all screamed in their stomachs!
I kept swallowing my saliva, it was so fragrant, it was delicious!
Woo~~ They really want to eat!
Seeing that the people of the Northern Army fell a grain of rice to the ground because they ate it quickly, the eyes of those Eastern Army were going to be red, and they couldn't wait to rush down and pick up the rice and eat it!
"Have you eaten enough, have you eaten enough, rest for a while, and we will continue to 'chat' happily. ”
Dongfang Fengfei looked at the soldiers with a cute smile and said.
"Yes!" replied the well-fed soldiers, wiping their mouths and looking contented.
Eastern Army Soldier: "........................!"
You've been 'chatting' all morning, and you haven't finished chatting yet?!
"I'm rested, I'll talk first, by the way, where have we talked in the morning?" one soldier was the first to speak.
"It's too sloppy to talk about. ”
"Yes, that's right, but ah, speaking of which, I have another guess that I don't know if to say. ”
"Say, hurry up. ”
"That's it, I heard that the Sima family in the Eastern Regions has been heroic for generations, and they are all real men who are brave and incomparable, but I didn't expect that there would be such a bold one, and he didn't even dare to show his head, is he really his own?"
"Ah......h
"Tsk, poor Sima Yi, this is a green hat!"
Sima Yi, Sima Yi's father.
If the ancestors of the Sima family knew that there was such a scum in the family, they would definitely crawl out of the coffin angrily!"
Several soldiers were chatting loudly, shaking their heads helplessly.
"I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to kill them!"
A soldier of the Eastern Army, hungry and angry, delirious, finally broke out.
"Calm down, calm down!" the other soldiers, who were still awake, hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and knocked him unconscious.
"Bang!"
In the tent of the Eastern Army, Sima Yun's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he directly smashed the table.
And the generals on the side all lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak, they suddenly felt that they could turn the generals who had always been calm and calm into sauce purple, that scourge was really powerful!
"Dongfang Fengfei!" Sima Yun gritted his teeth, his eyes red.
"General, we can't be so passive, there are already many soldiers who can't hold it and are mentally disordered. A general stepped forward and said.
"But I see that the Northern Army seems to be scolding endlessly. A general was speechless, where did they get so many cursed words!
"General, why don't we scold back?" suddenly a general stepped forward and said weakly.
"No, we are the leaders of the four countries in the Eastern Regions, how can we learn from the Northern Regions to do such a cheap thing!"
"But, is it possible that we should let them scold them for five or six days like this? The old man really can't swallow this breath!"
Other generals: "..................!"
yes, why didn't they think that if they really scolded for five or six days without stopping?!
In the end, those generals were directly divided into two factions and pinched each other there, one agreeing and the other disagreeing.
"That's it!"
was already so angry that he was going to die, and when he saw that his subordinates were still fighting among themselves, Sima Yun was even more angry and wanted to slap the table, but the table had already been smashed.
"Ahem!"
was yelled at by Sima Yun like this, and all the generals came back to their senses, and they all blushed and stopped.
"General, you should give an explanation for this matter, the Northern Army is too much..."
"General, it's no good, our sergeants and the soldiers of the other side are scolding each other!"
Before the general could finish his words, a soldier rushed in and reported to Sima Yuntong.
Sima Yun: "..................!"
Commanders: "..................!"
They haven't decided yet, why are they scolding?!
"Let's go, hurry up and see the situation!" Hearing the soldier's report, Sima Yun immediately led all the people to the front line.
"You sons of bitches dare to scold our generals, are you too long-lived!"
As soon as Sima Yun's group arrived, they heard their own soldiers burst out with a big mouth.
"You still don't admit that you are a pig, no, it is really an insult to a pig to say that you are a pig! When have we ever scolded your general? Obviously we are helping your general to recognize himself and find himself, so as not to call the wrong father, okay, we are so kind, you actually say that we are scolding your general, it is really a kind general, a wolf-hearted thing!"
Hearing the words of the soldier of the Eastern Army, one of the 100 soldiers of the Northern Army stood up and resolutely pushed back.
"You, you!
was said by the soldier, the soldiers of the Eastern Army were already weak, but now they were directly angry, vomiting blood and fainting.
"You... How dare you call us things like that, you... You guys..."
The other soldier stood up with anger on his face and continued to scold, but he probably had never scolded anyone, and he stammered and couldn't hold back a word.
"Okay, okay we know, you're not things. ”
Hearing the words of the soldier of the Eastern Army, one of the soldiers in the hundred replied with a helpless face.
"You, you're not a thing!" the soldier was so angry that his face turned red.
"Oh? Could it be that you are a thing? You can tell me clearly whether you are a thing or not, such a backsliding, really! Can you speak, have you never read a book, and if you haven't read a book, you can't even speak! You haven't even learned to speak, are you worthy of the motherland's cultivation of you, are you worthy of the people's trust in you, and are you worthy of your father's upbringing? You are a great unfilial piety, you still have the face to live until now, tsk, I feel ashamed of you!"
The soldier replied very directly, and looked at the soldier of the Eastern Army with disdain.
"I... I!woo~~ I'm not alive!"
When the soldier of the Eastern Army was said this, he burst into tears, covered his face and ran away.
The second person, killed!
Everyone in the Eastern Army: "..................!"
They don't understand why they can't talk and can pull it to the motherland, the people of the Northern Army are really terrible, so cruel!
"Eh, the Eastern Army is really weak, I don't think we need to fight them, it's all some completely inferior creatures whose brains have not evolved, and they will automatically destroy the country in a short time. ”
The other soldier stepped forward and shook his head with a look of regret.
"You, you sluts!" a soldier of the Eastern Army finally couldn't help but burst out again.
"Slut, who is the slut scolding?" the soldier of the Northern Army asked with a confused look.
"Sluts scold you!"
Looking at the puzzled look of the Northern Army soldier, the Eastern Army soldier thought that the Northern Army couldn't reply, and said with a smug face.
"Oh, it turns out that it's a slut who scolds us!"
The soldiers of the Eastern Army were not proud for long, and all the hundred people of the Northern Army said in unison with a look of sudden realization.
"Tsk, I haven't seen anyone call themselves sluts. ”
"It's the first time I've seen it, the Eastern Army is really cheap and has no lower limit, they all say that people are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap with a knife, and a cheap person like him is simply a waste of air when he lives, a waste of land when he dies, a waste of gold coins at home, and it also affects the public's eyesight in front of the people!"
"Haha........."
Hearing the soldier's words, the entire Northern Army soldiers burst into laughter, and the tears of laughter came out, and they couldn't stop at all.
"You!
Hearing the soldier's words, the soldiers of the Eastern Army were so angry that they rolled their eyes directly and fell to the ground!
The Eastern Army, again killed one.
Looking at the tragic situation of the soldiers of the Eastern Army, the seven beautiful boys and the prince couldn't bear to look at them directly, and mourned for the Eastern Army in their hearts, the Eastern Army was so pitiful, they could only blame them for their poor character, but they met Fei Fei, a non-human freak, it was really sad!
With so many people killed in a row, the entire Eastern Army, which originally wanted to win it back verbally, all stopped.
Woo~~ The Northern Army's scolding kung fu is simply not like words, they are not human at all, it's terrible!
Sima Yun: "..................!"
General of the Eastern Army: "..................!"
Seeing this scene, everyone was speechless, were the people of this northern army possessed by the 'false beast', how could they be so good at talking!
The Beast, a beast of deception and sophistry.
"General?"
A general looked at Sima Yun with a crying expression, they are really helpless now, isn't the Northern Army weak, isn't it weak enough to be trampled on casually, why don't they feel it at all?
Who the hell said that the Northern Regions are weak, stand up for me, I promise not to kill you!
"Give out cotton to every soldier, plug your ears, and I'll see how long they can scold!"
Hold back, hold back, you must hold back! Sima Yun was actually so angry in his heart that he wanted to scold his mother, but in order to stabilize the army's heart, he had to stay calm, otherwise he would really fall for the tricks of the Northern Army!
"Yes!"
Seeing that Sima Yun quickly regained his composure, those generals all admired Sima Yun incomparably, worthy of being a general, this bearing is really admirable, you know, almost all the content of the Northern Army's scolding is aimed at the general!
"Okay, call it a day, everyone has worked hard, continue tomorrow. ”
Seeing the sun set, Dongfang Fengfei threw the sugar gourd bamboo stick in his hand, clapped his hands and said to the hundred soldiers.
Yes, these soldiers are really good, they can apply what they have learned so quickly, and it is really good that they have such an effect in the first scolding.
"It's not hard, General Xie cares. ”
The hundred soldiers all lined up and saluted Dongfang Fengfei, but they were very happy in their hearts.
As long as you come here to chat, there will be good food and drink, and there is no danger, such a good thing, how can it be hard, they can't wait to come every day!
After collecting the troops, return to the military tent
"Fei Fei, I don't think that Sima Yun has any intention of fighting. ”
Li Ling also looked at Dongfang Fengfei and said.
"I didn't expect this Sima Yun to be really a character, so enduring. ”
Dongfang Fengfei was also a little surprised, they were all scolded into sauce purple, if it was she herself, she would have already killed the person who scolded her, this Sima Yun is really powerful!
"What if they really hold on until the food and grass arrive?"
The prince stepped forward and asked, if you really let the Eastern Army wait for the grain and grass to come, then what will be consumed will be replaced by your own side.
"They can't wait for food. ”
Hearing the prince's words, Dongfang Fengfei looked at the prince and smiled, with an unfathomable expression.
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