When Hiro sat at Bai Yue's house, telling about the ups and downs he had experienced during this time, he was shocked by what he had described, he didn't expect that he had spent such a twisted and bizarre time, and he didn't even realize that the black cat found himself frightened before telling Bai Yue. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"So your master Li Lan is going to Europe now, is it his younger brother at home?" Bai Yue said with great interest, "A younger brother who looks almost exactly like his brother? This reminds me of a lot of science fiction mystery novels, if Li Yuan goes to commit a crime and then blames his brother, few people will be able to find out, right?"

She tore open the plastic packaging of a bag of dried fish and handed it to the black cat, who ate the dried fish disrespectfully, and by the way, told the story about the two demon girls in the Demon Everything.

"Do you think Satania and Venette will be arrested by the police for operating without a license?" said Bai Yue seriously.

Hiro sighed: "That policeman will definitely be killed by Jialan, she is the owner of the Demon Everything, and Satania and Venette are both working for her." ”

Bai Yue was silent for a while, feeling that what he said was right.

Finally, when asked about Bai Yue's experience from the Chinese New Year to the present, this simple little vixen actually showed an expression that saw through the vicissitudes of the world, like a middle-aged uncle, she held her chin with her arm, and almost took another cigarette in her mouth to swallow the clouds, "My mother forced ...... I'm married......"

To be honest, when Hiro heard her first three words, he thought he was hallucinating, and it wasn't until he heard the last three words that he suddenly realized that this girl was forced to marry!

Bai Yue returned to Fox Village as always during the Chinese New Year, saying that it is Fox Village, but unlike the countryside in Japan, the so-called Fox Village is a relatively remote area in rural China, the most typical example is that the phone has completely lost the signal before reaching the door of Fox Village, not to mention providing electricity and water supply, returning to Fox Village is the same as traveling to the costume drama, even the costumes are saved, if the directors of Chinese costume dramas find that there will be overjoyed, which saves how much investment in the rental of special effects props and scenes, all can fill their pockets! And it is difficult for outsiders to imagine that it is a small village that seems to return to the era of the Empress Dowager Cixi, but there are nearly 100 families of fox demon tribesmen, if there is a down-and-out man who strays into this village, Hiro feels that he should die the next day, after all, in addition to the large proportion of female population in Fox Village, the "chest" name of these merry women is no less than that of Garan Standing, unless it is Billy Herrington, otherwise even if Kato Taka and Tony Oki Teacher walk in, they will have to climb out with a weak face.

And after Bai Yue arrived home, she faced great pressure from her parents, as the daughter of the head of the fox village and his wife, they are all so old - the 12-year-old girl in the fox village may have learned the two heavens of ice and fire, and anything unbelievable is as normal there as eating and drinking, which has also made Hiro Saosao look forward to it for a long time, "......" - she is still single, where does this make the face of the head of the fox village go? So Bai Yue's father ordered his daughter to quickly solve the fox life incident, otherwise Bai Yue's father and mother would personally find a good husband for her daughter.

And after the news of this matter spread, there was an endless stream of monsters from all sides who tried to be sons-in-law, looking at those "weird" and strange "I don't know what it is" , Bai Yue almost thought that she was going to be raped, what a dog-headed monster, the king of Lion Camel Ridge, the earless macaque, there were not so many people present at the demon clan conference, and there were even Buddhist masters who were known as abstinence, knights of the European Holy See and distant cousins of the fallen angel Lucifer, and the most terrifying thing was that there was actually an alien with big eyes and bowling balls who claimed to be the princess of the prince of a certain planet who came to find her princess in her last life, and she was a "dear" , to take away Kashiwatsuki, the multi-romantic love story across the light years......

Hiro: "Where did your father find these people......

Under pressure, Bai Yue could only vow to bring her boyfriend home to the second elder within a month, otherwise she would have to choose one of these strange people to be her husband......

Really, after listening to Bai Yue's dictation, Hiro suddenly felt how bland and tasteless his cat life was compared to what she had experienced...... What an imaginative screenwriter can write such a fresh and refined bridge......

"So what are you going to do now? Go to the street and put up a sign that says 'Ask for a single order?' I guarantee that a whole street of men of your level will have the illusion of sleeping with you. After Hiro finished speaking, he felt that what he said might be too explicit, so he changed the word, "Or the end." ”

The little fox looked at the black cat faintly, she was wearing a white floral dress, and she looked like a spotless little angel.

Hiro bowed his head in shame.

"I want to get a fake boyfriend to get by. Bai Yue let out a long breath.

"This ...... Aren't you afraid of being cooked with raw rice?" Hiro remembered a lot of commonly used scenes in youth TV dramas, finding a fake boyfriend, but the fake drama was really done, and he sprouted feelings or something, and when I used to watch it, I thought it was quite exciting, but now I recall that it is hypocritical and vulgar, which makes people want to play screenwriters.

The little fox's gaze became resentful again, "......"

Hero bowed his head in shame for his dirty thoughts.

"Of course, if I find someone I don't know, of course, I will have an accident, so I want to find someone I know to help. Bai Yue clenched Bai Shengsheng's small fist.

"That, Li Lan should be traveling happily in Europe with his ex-girlfriend and a blood grand duke now, I don't think my master can help you." Hiro said regretfully.

"No, I'm going to find Tongxi, well, it's Sao. Bai Yue said an answer that made Hiroshi dumbfounded, "I met him yesterday, although he has only only cultivated his human form, but I feel that he has adapted very well, and although he looks young, the object of reference is relatively unique......"

Speaking of which, Bai Yue gave her reason for this choice: "Before my father and mother took over as the head of Fox Village, they were also one of the rebellious teenagers and girls in the eighties and nineties, and before I was born, my father and mother were fans of Stephen Chow, Jay Chou's fans, they were crazy obsessed with the works of these two Mr. Zhou, I even doubt that it is surnamed Zhou, whether it is Zhou Shuren or Zhou Xun, they all like it, and there is even a book of Zhou Enlai quotations in my father's room." ”

Hiro understood, he suddenly admired the foresight of the commotion, obviously he took the faces of Stephen Chow and Jay Chou when he was young as a template for his own human form cultivation was not unintentional, he was wise and foolish to take precautions, he made Hiro once again sigh that this tanuki is also a hidden wise man.

Then Hiro expressed his firm opposition, the simple little fox doesn't know how inferior and obscene that the tanuki is, he can definitely shatter all the beautiful fantasies of Bai Yue's father, although the slut is not a pervert full of the lower body, but he is definitely a slut (raccoon) that is rare in 10,000 years.

"Eh, is it that dangerous? I think it's okay?" Bai Yue said in surprise, this simple little girl still doesn't know the true face of that cheap civet cat, after all, the sassy person is really good-looking, and he is a popular little fresh meat on the movie screen, and he knows the importance of hiding his own nature, and only in front of Guldanhiro and other aliens dare to let go of his temperament.

"I'll recommend another candidate to you. Hiro said, "That's what I told you, my master's own brother from Europe, Li Yuan." ”

......

When Hiro came out of Baiyue's house, he went to Van der Waal's side to knock on the door, but he was hit by the air raid siren at Van der Waal's house, "The vast end of the world is my love", "My family lives on the Loess High Slope", "Wrong, wrong, it's my fault" Dizzy, looking at Mr. Evil Spirit, who was dancing in the sound of the turbulent sound, he found that Van der Waal's listening taste was much higher, at least he had now started listening to the songs of ten years ago instead of Katyusha and Dongfanghong, at this pace, he might start listening to Little Apple or something like that in the near future?

"You cat, why don't you knock on the door!" Van der Waal, angrily turning off the music and switching back from the square dancing state.

Hiro squinted at him: "Yes, yes, are you stealing from the square dance aunts?"

"Ahem...... In fact, I danced with them a few times...... Phew, why are you asking this? Van der Waal came to his senses, his face flushed, it seems that it is quite a shame for a big man to secretly square dance alone, he did not completely abandon his shame.

Hiro jumped on the living room couch and said to him, "Is there any juice?"

"Nope. Van der Waal's eyes rolled.

"That's okay with milk, hurry, a little thirsty. Hiro said very politely, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

"You abomin......able black cat, you hate it as much as that dark wizard," Van der Waal, scolding, opened the refrigerator, and he was silent for a while, then said, "There seems to be no drinks at home." ”

"That's okay with plain water. ”

"No...... Well, the water in the house was cut off yesterday. ”

As soon as the words fell, the monitor on Van der Waal's computer desk suddenly went black.

"So, there's a power outage at the same time?" the black cat asked him, "don't you pay your utility bill?"

"I don't have the money to pay. Van der Waal's answer sent the black cat into a long silence.

"What about your savings? Your savings after you sold your apartment?"

"Spent ......"

"Then your job ......"

"I'm an evil spirit, where do I come from, I haven't integrated into this new era of informatization. ”

"And what are you going to do?"

"I don't know. ”

"Unemployed vagrants, with no education, and not handsome. Hiro looked at him sympathetically, "When you encroached on other people's bodies, why didn't you pick a son of a rich family with good conditions?"

"Because those people are too strong-willed, and the success rate is too low. Van der Waals sighed," Although I woke up in the way of evil spirits, but the evil spirits invaded other people's bodies also need to go through a battle and contest of will, I am not much stronger than the will of ordinary people, after all, I was just an ordinary person when I was alive, and those people with good family conditions, most of them enjoy their current life, full of hope for life, I can't shake their souls at all, but I may be killed back, so I picked this guy, he has no friends, no lover, no job, dropped out of school at an early age, is full of despair about life, is a muddy otaku, living at home all day in front of the computer screen, it seems that there is no way to live to be over fifty years old,Depressed.,Addicted to AV can't extricate yourself...... Anyway, his will was shattered at the touch of a button, and I was able to successfully invade his body. ”

Hero: "...... But when we first met, you still lived in a fancy apartment......"

"His family was not bad, but his parents were deceived in business, the family company was swallowed up, and he committed suicide by taking poison through his father, and then he lost control of his emotions at school and was persuaded to quit by the school, which became like this, and the house was already his only property. Van der Waal said, his eyes were red and swollen, and he said with a handful of snot and tears, "When I invaded his body, I was still guilty and felt very sorry for him, but at the last moment, this guy smiled and said to me, 'Mr. Evil Spirit, I gave you my body, please come on, you must be good, strong, live, I will pray for you in heaven', really, when that kid's soul dissipated, he smiled brightly like an angel......"

Van der Waal was moved to tears by what he said, and cried profusely, but the black cat observed for a while and felt that this guy should be mourning his unlucky new life.

Hiro patted him on the shoulder with pity. Please be sad.

"Van der Waal, you must live well for him. He pretended to wipe away a handful of tears.

At noon, Hiro went to the "Demon Everything" on the pedestrian street of Zhongyuan Road, ready to see the operation of Venette and Sattania, since the police did not come to investigate here, it was either not found, or the police were too lazy to pay attention, Hiro was very curious about what the situation was like here after yesterday's publicity.

"You have no idea what kind of customers we've met this morning. Winet's expression was like that of a nun who had seen through the red dust, and she looked at Satania, who was sitting on the sofa with a solemn appearance, and closed her eyes in a complicated manner.

Hiro was taken aback by her tone.

On this morning, a total of two guests came to the door, all of whom were not normal people - in fact, Hiro also thought that normal people who saw those leaflets must think that they were charlatans, could it be normal people who would come to the door......

And among the two guests here, the first is a mentally ill patient, a fat-headed and big-eared otaku, he walked in with a huge pillow printed with anime female characters in his hand, and kept saying that this is his wife, God knows how he walked through the pedestrian street with the surprised eyes of passers-by, what a huge shame it requires, the guest said that he can often see his wife coming out of the computer screen recently, he sincerely looked at the two demon girls with a confused face, and claimed that he was willing to spend a huge amount of money to ask the two to help him save his wife from the computer screen, even if he mortgaged the house...... At that time, Wienet almost pulled out the trident to defend herself, and she thought that she might be in a smashing situation......

The second guest is a perverted Lolita exhibitionist, who looks like a middle-aged man in his thirties, but after entering the door and seeing Satania, he exposed his true nature, and pounced on him with a smile like a big bad wolf who saw a little sheep, and opened his clothes and was ready to "show" his short lower body, but Satania thought it was the angels of heaven who attacked, excited, excited, happy, happy, and almost killed this pervert. When Venette came in from outside with the lunch she had just bought, she looked at the unconscious man on the ground, let go of her hand holding the lunch, and screamed loudly.

Hiro said sincerely: "It's okay, everything is bitter and sweet, if you don't have some excitement, where can it be fresh......?"

Wienet looked at the black cat faintly.

As for Satania, she hasn't figured out the situation yet, she doesn't even know that she's met a pervert.

Hiro's laughter came to an abrupt end.

He suddenly realized that he was becoming more and more like a commotion, especially this shy, so he lowered his head heavily and looked at her sincerely, "Please be sad." ”