Chapter 62: A Cold
After confirming that everything is normal here in the Demon Everything, Hiro rubbed some food here and prepared to go home, all he was worried about was the trouble of the police coming to the door, as for Satania beating up a few perverts, how frightened Venette was, and what kind of unbelievable guests he would meet today, it was not something he needed to worry about, in terms of the degree of strangeness, they were still far worse than Satania. www.biquge.info Besides, two hellish demons with dark tridents in their hands, they are already thankful that they don't do anything to humans, ordinary people, even witchers are very difficult to hurt them, don't look at Satania looks stupid, looking like her IQ needs to be renewed, in fact, she and Venette met witchers like William and Uncle Sam, just like the top boss when he was wandering around, he met a new player in the novice village with a novice sword, and they could wipe out most of the witchers without much effort.
Back at home, Li Yuan was eating the eldest lady's dumplings he had just bought from outside, while Jialan next to him looked full of wine and food, leaning on the sofa with drooping eyelids and almost falling asleep.
Unlike his older brother, who likes to eat fast food and fried food, Li Yuan has the awe-inspiring spirit of an explorer and gourmand for all kinds of Chinese cuisine, and he is willing to try any kind of food, which also makes the family's lunch without Wienet cooking, with a new twist.
In any case, not having to eat KFC and McDonald's is a good change, although Hiro has to admit that he likes the taste of junk food very much, but it is always good to change something healthier occasionally, which is good for physical and mental health, Chairman Mao said that the body is the capital of the revolution, isn't it? Although he was brought to tears by the Sichuan dish that Li Yuan bought back last night -- that night, Li Yuan, whose lips were also red and swollen with the same spicy taste, as if he had put on lipstick, also made the most vicious vow in his life." I'll eat this turkey noodles again and I'm a dog!", it seems that he was indeed frightened by the terrible spiciness of the turkey noodles, and it is worth mentioning that this morning, Gul'dan told Hiro in a sleepy eye that he had dreamed that he had been scolded last night. It seems that the dog has become a sperm.
Hiro asked Li Yuan for the rest of the dumplings for lunch, Li Yuan enthusiastically wanted to feed the black cat with his own hands, and shook his head very indifferently for this set of almost feeding the black cat, and even stretched out his paws to push away the extremely handsome face he came over, this action he had done countless times, and he was able to catch it.
So Li Yuan could only show a resentful look, like an aggrieved child - of course, he is only 17 years old now, although he looks like a handsome and mature young mixed-race handsome guy, but he is indeed not an adult, and many people don't know that he is actually a minor.
Hiro told him about the little fox Bai Yue's side, in his mind, although his master's younger brother Li Yuan is also an unreliable guy, but compared to the sassy, really, he is as cute as an angel, and he is reassuring to play Bai Yue's fake boyfriend.
"To be a fake boyfriend for a beautiful fox demon?Can such a good thing actually get my turn?" Li Yuan's expression was the same as winning five million in the lottery ticket, and he opened his arms excitedly to save the black cat, but was quickly dodged by Hiro's eyes, "Hiro Meow, you are roaring at me!"
"If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't take on human form, I wouldn't have let you go. Hiro snorted, although it is a cat, he can't completely see the beauty as white bones, but on the other hand, the cat's physiological characteristics and thinking tendencies make him unable to have a desire for beautiful women at all, he is like a man who is in the sage mode all the time, full of Buddha light, no desire, looking at the beauty with a kind of appreciation, as if looking at a work of art, after all, cats will not produce hormones when they see human beauties.
"Tsundere. Li Yuan's expression became more and more unbeaten, if it wasn't too difficult, Hiro really wanted a Thomas roundhouse kick in his face.
"Do you want to die?"
"Admit it, Hiro, you're a tsundere, I'm embarrassed that you're so nice to me. ”
Hiro snorted and ignored him.
"Brother Li Yuan. Jialan raised her head softly, looked at Li Yuan, who was a little flattered by her call, and showed a rare, weird, calm smile, "If you dare to do anything to Sister Baiyue, I will kill you." ”
Probably because her expression was too kind and her tone was too soft, so that Hiro and Li Yuan heard the last few words as "I love you" for a moment, but Li Yuan, who quickly came to his senses, shivered, and said with a stiff smile: "Don't worry, no accident will happen." ”
Hiro smiled, he knew that his master's younger brother was a Bi Ma Wen who was not afraid of the sky and dared to make trouble in the sky, but if he was the monkey, Jialan was the Buddha, she could cure Li Yuan to death, as long as Jialan spoke, he didn't even have the courage to squeak, as the so-called Tao is one foot high and one foot high, he was afraid that Jialan was afraid to death, but he was a lot more willful and casual when he treated his brother, and Jialan listened to Li Lan's words, this may be a thing to a thing, Hiro thinks they are rock-paper-scissors, Jialanke Li Yuan, Li Yuanke Li Lan, Li Lankejialan, based on the principle of triangle stability, forming a delicate balance.
In March, the clouds in the sky are blown apart, revealing the not so blue sky, and the towering buildings of Shanghai Tower are like a sword, to cut traces in the sky.
The warm sun was sprinkled on the road, like a layer of gold dust, and it was shining.
This season between the cold winter and the middle of summer is just right, neither too cold, nor stuffy, after a spring rain some time ago, has maintained such a brilliant and refreshing cloudless good weather for many days, but in this kind of day suitable for walking, Hero has a serious illness, so that he can only lie on the windowsill, lazily and sickly look at the pedestrians coming and going outside, and those taxis that are expensive but still rarely empty and gallop away.
Looking at the street scene, his eyelids drooped from time to time, and he looked like he was about to fall asleep, or he was about to die suddenly and suddenly.
After telling Li Yuan about Bai Yue yesterday, he was going to tell Bai Yue again and let them make an appointment to meet, but this cold came without warning, so he fell, just like those revolutionary martyrs who fought with guns, and fell tragically.
And when it comes to Hiro's cold, different people show very different attitudes.
Jialan and Venette covered Hiro with a quilt for the first time, prepared cold medicine and delivered porridge, and after a cold greeting to warm up, Hiro felt that he had two more mothers - although one of them was facial paralysis.
And Li Yuan and Satania quickly put on gas masks that they didn't know where to go, and always kept a distance of at least three meters from the black cat, and after Hiro finished using the toilet, Li Yuan would carry disinfectant water into it for disinfection, as if the black cat was not suffering from an ordinary cold and cold, but some kind of flood beast, such as AIDS and SARS.
"Are you discriminating against patients?"
Hiro lay on the sofa, wrapped in a sheet, and said angrily to Li Yuan and Satania, who looked disgusted, he looked like a fried lion, but unfortunately because of his petite stature, the appearance of his teeth and claws was a little cute.
"Sick cat. Satania added, "I don't want to be infected. ”
With that, Satania quickly got up from the edge of the couch and walked to the stool in the dining room and sat down.
"Stupid people don't catch a cold!" exclaimed Hiro.
Satania obviously didn't understand, she tilted her head, expressing her confusion, she didn't understand what the sentence had to do with the previous one.
The black cat is deflated, she can't understand such a shallow humiliation, then I'm afraid I won't be able to hurt her in my life. The purpose of humiliation is to make the other person understand and become angry, and if the other person does not understand, then it is useless to say anything.
And Li Yuan, who had already sat down at the table, said to the black cat sincerely: "You also know that this animal bar is different from people, many viruses do not show much power in animals, and they mutate all of a sudden in people, so we are taking precautions." ”
After speaking, Li Yuan and Satania looked at each other and smiled.
Hiro wanted to pick up his slippers and throw them in the face.
"Alas. Hiro sighed, and then asked in a wistful tone, "What about Winet, where is she? I need her comfort." ”
"Wienet has gone to the House of Everything, and it will still be normal today. Satania said.
"Oh......" Hiro nodded, suddenly reacting, "Then why didn't you go?"
Satania said solemnly, "I am a great demon...... How could it be that Satania, how could it be that such a troublesome chore could be done......"
"That's not the truth, right?" Hiro smashed it, and heard some special flavor from her tone, I have to say that Satania is still very easy to see through, when she is blushing when she speaks, her speech is stumbling, and her eyes are wandering from side to side, then she is pulling calves nine times out of ten, Li Yuan on the side can't stand it anymore, he twisted his head away, and then covered his mouth and smiled.
"That...... The ......," said Satania, "and Venette said that I might as well stay at home, and that she would be enough alone......"
Hiro rolled his eyes, he could already imagine what kind of expression Wienet had when she said that, it must have been a look of loss of hope for the future, full of hatred and determination.
Li Yuan patted Satania on the shoulder, and then gave her a smile of "be strong".
Satania, "?" she still didn't get it.
Under Li Yuan and Satania's crazy precautions and various gas masks and disinfectant water guards, after Hiro, the next day, Li Yuan and Satania also lay down on the hospital bed smoothly, "......"
"So, your precautions are useless. Hiro had a fever-reducing thing on his head, and laughed arrogantly, like an ugly duckling after a villain's triumph, and said proudly, "It's not that I also have a cold!"
"Abominable ......" In the face of the black cat's schadenfreude and cynicism, Li Yuan and Satania could only struggle to pop out these two words from between their teeth. They have never been able to understand why they can still be infected after keeping their distance from the black cat like this, and the most incredible thing is that Jialan and Vinet, who have been in close contact with the sick cat all day long, why nothing has happened at all!
God also appears to be partial.
"Day!" Li Yuan cursed God angrily in his heart, and Satania was already asleep, in addition to making her more sleepy, the cold and fever actually had no effect on the life and rest of this stupid demon, after all, her life, in addition to eating, drinking, and Lazar, was basically sleeping, playing soy sauce, sleeping, playing soy sauce, sleeping sleeping, ......sleeping, Hiro feels that her daily life is strangely in line with that of Guldan, the big yellow dog.
And in order to take care of the three patients in the family, Venette had to temporarily let the Demon Wanshi House close for a while, she was very worried about this, but in Hiro's opinion, there would be no one coming to the door at all, let alone business, at most like a while ago, even if someone came to the door, it was basically a neurosis, not to mention "10,000RMB at a time" From the point of view of demons, they help humans complete some almost impossible tasks, and asking for this reward is already very cheap, but who would believe that they are really demons? Seeing this price, ordinary people will only scold "CNM's dead liar pretending to be a ghost to cheat money, see how Lao Tzu reports you" and then scolded and left.
"Help me get the PS4, thanks. Li Yuan said weakly, his charming handsome face now looks like a patient with advanced leukemia, miserable and white, if his face is suddenly more ruddy, then don't think about it, it must be back to light.
"You'd better rest in peace and stop playing games. Wienet was wearing the kind of apron that housewives often had, holding a spatula in one hand, looking particularly like a gentle and virtuous young woman, her concerned and gentle expression seemed to be shrouded in a layer of holy light, Li Yuan seemed to see the circle of light above Wienet's head in a trance, his opinion was the same as that of Hiro, this girl should not be a hellish demon, she was clearly an angel of heaven.
"Vinet, I'm going to eat pineapple bread......" Sattania cried.
"You give me a peaceful porridge!" Venette crossed her hands on her hips, looking like a young mother educating her daughter.
"Over in the kitchen...... Have you forgotten what you cooked......" Hiro reminded him, smelling a burnt smell in the air.
"Ahh
"It's so hard...... ......"Hero looked at her busy back and couldn't help but want to salute her, just like the Young Pioneers had seen the old revolutionary. It's really not easy for her to live, and whoever can marry her is really a blessing for eight lifetimes. The black cat thought heavily.