Ghost Messenger Substitute Medium

Yin Cha: "Yes, some of these executors of retribution are executed by our netherworld, some by the gods of the higher points, and some by the natural laws of the Heavenly Dao. www.biquge.info In essence, we are similar to the gods, we are spirits with spiritual power, and we can generate power without the help of the physical body, or we can say that we are based on nature. It's just that we are in the netherworld, and they are in the heavenly realm, but we will all take care of the affairs of the human world, and these three worlds are parallel time and space, overlapping each other. ”

I asked, "How long do you usually wait for retribution?"

Yin Difference: "This is not necessarily, sometimes it is even implemented immediately, but it is generally a few years before this retribution shows its effect, on the one hand, it allows the other party to have a chance to change, and on the other hand, in order to have a buffer, the transition is more natural, and the intervention is not too obvious." In fact, retribution is like a demand deposit in a bank, where interest is settled at regular intervals and accumulated. ”

I said, "No wonder many people think that God is unaware of the bad things they do, but then their luck gets worse and worse, and all kinds of bad things happen, including diseases and accidents." ”

Yincha: "Yes, these bad things are usually carried out by our netherworld, you can't see us, but we can have the strength to do something, just like if you climb a ladder, we can break the ladder and make you fall down." Not only the civil servants of our netherworld, but also some spirits who are free from the system, such as spirits and ghosts that have been cultivating for many years, also have the energy to do these things. So it's okay to provoke these spirits, they all have the right way, and they want to make a piece of cake for you. ”

I said, "You do more bad things, but don't the gods carry out more of the good things that bless the world?"

Yincha: "Hmm...... It can also be said that in fact, our division of labor is not so clear, we can also do good things, and the gods can also do punishment things, and there are no very clear rules. But what is more is that there are more big things and big people, and the gods will intervene more, such as winning the Nobel Prize in physics, ensuring that you have laid down the country, the affairs of people like emperors and generals, and they are in charge of the general direction; and we civil servants in the underworld are mainly responsible for the blessings and misfortunes of the ordinary people. ”

I said, "Wow, if I have the favor of the gods, then I am a big man?"

Yincha: "Wait until you have that qualification, otherwise you will honestly stay within the management of our jurisdiction." In a word, as long as you do righteous things, all the gods and ghosts will protect you, and if you do bad things, all the gods and ghosts will trouble you. ”

I said, "According to what you say, the struggle between those emperors and generals is actually a struggle between the gods behind them? For example, the dispute between Mao and Jiang before liberation is actually a struggle between the gods behind their backs."

Yin Cha put his finger on my mouth: "Shhh...... Don't talk nonsense. You kid is so bold that you dare to say these things. There are some things that you just need to keep in your heart if you know them. The affairs of these big people are not qualified to be managed and interrogated by small people like you and me, and we haven't reached that level yet. There are gods in the three feet of your head, and you are cautious in your words and deeds. ”

I said, "I'm fine, but what about the soul you want to catch?"

Yin Cha looked around: "Ah, this guy sneaked away while we were chatting." Follow me! Your time has come. ”

I followed the shadows around searching for the soul of the corrupt official who had just escaped.

I saw that Yin Cha took out something that looked like a compass, and the pointer was rotating inside, and there was an indicator light that changed in strength.

"It's a ghost detector," said Yincha, "and it can indicate the direction of nearby ghosts, and the brightness of the indicator light indicates the distance. ”

"It's high-tech. I couldn't help but admire.

"Do you think that only you can develop science and technology in the world, and we can't do it in the underworld? Do you think that the people in the underworld are still wearing ancient costumes from the Tang Dynasty like in the TV series?

We soon found this ghost on a rooftop who didn't want to leave.

The corrupt official cried and begged for mercy: "I really don't want to leave! I still have a lot to worry about, my bank funds have not been transferred to my son, my real estate, my mistresses have not yet settled down......

Yincha: "Why are you still worried about these things after you hang up, those things have nothing to do with you anymore, obediently follow me to the prefectural court, and we will give you a fair evaluation." Originally, your yang life was not so short, but who told you to do too many bad things, who can blame you for reducing your yang life, and hanging up?"

Yin Cha handed me a chain: "This is the soul chain." Go, lock him up and take him away. ”

I approached the corrupt official with the soul chain, and the corrupt official was already trembling.

I threw the soul chain at him, and the chain automatically locked his hand, and he had no ability to resist.

I dragged him towards the shadows.

Yincha: "Good job, let's go, let's send him to the underworld." ”

Yin led the way, and I dragged the corrupt officials in chains to follow.

Yin Cha: "Fortunately, I found it early, if he escaped, he was too nostalgic for the world, or he had too deep resentment, then he would become a ghost, then he couldn't be reincarnated, and the world would become a scourge." ”

I asked, "Why can't you become a ghost if you have too much resentment?"

Yin Cha: "Because in this way, his memory of his previous life cannot be erased, and Meng Po Tang can't wash away his memory, so if he is forcibly reincarnated, it will cause the memory of his previous life to accompany him for the rest of his life, which is very detrimental to the growth and cultivation of his new reincarnation, and it will also regress his soul power." ”

"Every life we live is a practice? Why don't I feel it? ”

"In fact, the reason why human beings are reincarnated one life after another is actually like a round of exams, and at the end of each life, a final assessment is made, and the soul of a person can be improved in continuous reincarnation. There are a few people who complete the task in advance directly in the human world, that is, they ascend to the immortal and attain the Tao, and directly graduate into an immortal, and no longer suffer from reincarnation. ”

I thought, "It's complicated. The life and death of human beings, reincarnation, final exams, and the civil servants of the netherworld are carrying out and maintaining order, this is such a rigorous system! Who designed this system, it is so powerful. ”

Yincha: "It's the Creator." Aren't there many creation legends among you? Pangu opened the heavens and the earth, and God created man. In fact, these are all real, but from person to person, from generation to generation, it has become so mysterious. Have you seen The Matrix? That's what it's about. We are just a small element of a system designed for a higher level of intelligent life. You humans are also starting to be your own creators, and when artificial intelligence becomes popular and robots have thoughts, you are the new creators. ”

I was a little dizzy: "It's complicated. Forget it, I'll figure it out later. Where are we going now?"

Yincha: "Go to the ghost gate." The Ghost Gate Pass is a passage between the underworld and the yang world, and we go back and forth to the two realms through the Ghost Gate Pass to send the old souls away. The ghost gate is like the black spot of the white fish in the Taiji Yin and Yang fish. Basically every densely populated city has a ghost gate, which is open in different places. On Halloween, we will open the door of ghosts and send some ghosts to the world for nostalgia. ”

I followed the Yin Cha to the Ghost Gate.

I took a look, and this is next to a big commercial center, because I have opened the yin and yang eyes, so I can see it.

"Ouch, the ghost gate of our city turned out to be here in this commercial street, and I haven't found it here for many years. I exclaimed.

"Of course, without yin and yang eyes, you can't see it. Later, when you catch a new soul, you can send it here. I'll give you a badge for the underbench so you can come and go freely. As he spoke, he handed me a card.

"This creator really knows how to design, it's like a game company designing a new game, all kinds of settings, all kinds of equipment. "I'm drawing inferences. Take the staff card.

This can't be a wormhole as Einstein said. It shouldn't be, the wormhole is a distortion point of space-time, and the underworld and the yang are actually two sides of the mirror.

At this time, the corrupt officials began to panic: "I don't want to go in, I don't want to go in!" Two brothers, as long as you let me go, I will tell you the password of my safe at home, and there are millions of pocket money in it, you can use it as you like. ”

Conspiracy: "Attempting to bribe a public servant is a crime of one degree." Don't dream, your set is okay in the yang world, but it won't work in the netherworld. ”

Yin Cha said to me, "You know what it means to be a god without knowing a ghost, and all activities in the yang world cannot escape the attention of ghosts and gods." ”

Yin Cha showed the token to the gatekeeper of the ghost gate and led us in.

I followed Yin Cha into the Ghost Gate, which is officially stepping into the Netherworld.

Sure enough, at the door, there are several religious offices, and several major religions are readily available, Christianity, Buddhism, and Taoism, each with a person in charge, who is responsible for the distribution of ghosts with relevant religious beliefs.

I saw that in addition to us, there were also several other shadows in the ghost gate, and they also brought back some ghosts.

A man even came to greet us, and he said to the yin cha who was with me: "Hey, Huo Quai, you have a good harvest today." ”

I was suddenly shocked: "What? Are you Huo Quai! Huo Quai, a famous general of the Western Han Dynasty?"

Huo Quzhi: "Yes, what's so strange? Those who can be bad people can't be ordinary people, generally those with military experience and the rank of general are preferred." And the Yincha-sama we're talking to now isn't an ordinary person. Come, let me introduce you, this is Qi Jiguang, a famous general in the Ming Dynasty. ”

I suddenly became messy again: "What? Qi Jiguang, the anti-Japanese hero! It's really incredible, you are all doing bad things now." ”

Qi Jiguang said to me: "You are the substitute for Huo Quzhi who has just been trained, it looks okay." Little brother, there's no fuss about this, Yin Cha is a civil servant, not everyone can be a person if they want to, and money can't buy it. It's not that you want to buy it, you can buy it if you want to. The rules of the netherworld are much stricter than those of the yang. ”

I said, "Well, it's nice for me to be a substitute." But I don't quite understand one thing, General Huo, you have been from the Han Dynasty to the present for more than a thousand years, why are you still doing bad things? Why don't you be promoted to a bigger official, so you don't have to run around so much. ”

Huo Quzhi laughed: "You think too much, Yincha's status in the underworld is not low, and Yincha also has an official rank, I can be regarded as a squadron leader, and there are still people under him." And the qualifications of more than a thousand years in the netherworld are nothing, there are celebrities from all dynasties here, and there are still those from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ”

I was surprised: "Really, can you consult my idol, the famous numerologist and astronomer of the Tang Dynasty, Si Tianjian Li Chunfeng, what is he doing now?"

Huo Quai: "Chunfeng, he is a person from the numerology realm, who has obtained the way of heaven, and he should be an official in the heavenly realm now." Like Liu Bowen, Zhang Liang, Zhuge Liang and other masters, when they assisted the king to ascend the throne in the yang world, they were also masters of metaphysics, and they were born to follow the way of heaven, and they understood the laws of heaven earlier than ordinary people, so they were naturally easy to win the joy of the heavenly realm, and generally worked in the heavenly realm. ”

Qi Jiguang said goodbye to us: "I brought a Christian today, Jesus' side, I will take him to the Christian office to hand him over first, you talk slowly." ”

My eyes were really open to me at this time, and I could still meet so many great people from the past and present.

At this time, the corrupt official grabbed the corner of our clothes: "Two Yin Poor Lords, I also have religious beliefs, or you should also get me to the religious office! I heard that the religious side is quite comfortable, either Elysium or heaven, much more comfortable than the underworld, and it is said that there will be torture instruments in the underworld." ”

Huo Quzhi took out an iPad, adjusted the life and death book of this corrupt official, and looked at it: "Your information does not show that you have religious beliefs in this life, what do you believe?

Corrupt officials hesitated: "I believe it...... I believe in Marx, and this is also a belief!"

Huo Quzhi: "It's barely counted, but I'm sorry to tell you that Marx didn't set up an office with us, so you still have to go to the underworld to report." Who told you to die here, if you die in Germany, maybe his old man can still cover you. ”

Corrupt official: "Then I believe that Jay Chou can't do it! I like Jay Chou's songs very much." ”

Huo Qubing didn't say a word and pulled the corrupt official away: "Don't be blind here, Jay Chou is not dead yet, what can I cover you? ”

Huo Quzhi turned around and said to me: "You are a substitute for yin, so you can only walk to the door, and you can't enter casually inside." Today, the ghost collection process has been introduced to you clearly, and you can commute to work at the point in the future. Do it well, I'll go first, you just go out through the ghost gate. ”

Huo Quzhi gave me the soul chain, the ghost detector and a cloth bag, so he dragged the corrupt official to the underworld.

He also turned around and admonished me: "Remember, you are only responsible for catching new souls, and other spirits should not be easily provoked, especially powerful ghosts, old ghosts who have cultivated for many years, and animal spirits and monsters who have cultivated to perfection, these are not within your ability." As long as you don't take the initiative to provoke them, they will also give us local civil servants some face. Also, be polite when you see gods and Buddhas, and don't disturb them when you see dragons. ”

I took these things, put them in a cloth bag, and walked out of the ghost gate without a clue.