My name is Anda, a programmer, and a single dog. After graduating from university www.biquge.info I found a painless programmer job in a painless company. The salary is not painful, it is not high to the rich side, and it is not low enough to be hungry, anyway, it is a slightly more beautiful girl, and the older leftover girl will look at it twice, and it is completely unobtrusive, high and low, no bad hobbies, handsome, not chic, and not suave, 24K pure bachelor.

Since I didn't have a girlfriend to talk to, I threw my infinite passion into my infinite world of code. At least in that binary world, I can build my castle, and even design the girlfriend I want, and the romantic love story I want.

In order to work, I often have to type code late at night, anyway, my life is like this, a bad life, there is nothing to be nostalgic about, let him go.

I don't know how to do it these days, but when I was about to fall asleep, I always heard a voice calling me in a half-dream: "It's time to go to work, it's time to go to work, wake up, wake up." ”

Could it be that our boss doesn't let me go at night, and tells me to work overtime in my dreams? This boss is really ruthless, more haunting people than a ghost, and forcing me to work in my dreams.

At one point, I finally couldn't take it anymore and I shouted, "Who, come out of here!" ”

At this time, a man appeared and stood in front of me. I saw that he was tall, with long black and bright hair, like a rock singer, wearing a rather strange uniform, and a tool kit on the side that was a bit like Xiao Li's flying knife with a flying knife, which was lined up with some strange tools.

I looked around at the place I was in, and it was a foggy place, light and dark, and I couldn't see the scenery clearly.

I asked, "Your Excellency, are you muttering in my ear every night?"

The man replied, "Yes, it's down." ”

His voice was very low, and it seemed to have a bit of magic, which made people listen to it and feel a chill in their hearts.

I continued, "So what are you doing?"

"If I talk about my job, then I'm a bad guy," he said. ”

I have read a lot of folk novels, and I know the differences, such as the black and white impermanence of the bull head and horse face, which are specially seduced by people's souls.

I felt a chill in my heart, and continued to tremble and asked, "So...... What kind of place is this?"

Yin Cha replied, "This is the junction of the yang and the underworld. ”

I suddenly weakened my legs, and almost knelt on the ground: "Lord Yincha, you see I haven't done anything bad, at most, I just occasionally spit, occasionally urinate, why did you just accept me like this? I don't even have a girlfriend, I haven't held her hand yet, why is it like this......"

Yincha: "What a soft bun, what are you crying about, I haven't finished my words yet, I'm not here to ask for your life, on the contrary, I'm here to bring you some benefits." ”

I immediately wiped away my tears: "Really, what kind of benefit, add me a few hundred years of longevity?"

Yincha: "Go to your spring and autumn dreams, it's still a few hundred years, why don't you just become a god." ”

"If you have something to do," I was relieved to know that it wasn't a bad thing, "If there's anything that can help, I'm willing to do my job." Of course, this can't be done, and it's more than enough to beat him up a few little villains. ”

I know that this yin cha is a civil servant in the underworld, and this is something that cannot be offended, so I have to be entertained with good tea and delicious food.

Yincha: "You mouth, you are as poor as Guo Degang." I do have something you can do to help. It's just to give you a part-time job, will you do it?"

Part-time jobs sounds like a lot of fun. So I went on to ask, "Please speak, I would like to hear about it." ”

Yincha: "Recently, we have taken a few leave to attend the annual martial arts conference, so now we are a little short of manpower and we can't be busy." Therefore, it is necessary to recruit some yin substitutes in the yang world, and come to the top for a while. ”

"Ah, there's such a thing. So, why did you choose me?"

"Of course, there are criteria for us to choose substitutes, first of all, the femininity of the eight characters should be just right, not heavy or light, it is inconvenient to move in the netherworld, and it is light and cannot suppress those yin spirits; And you are a night owl, I have observed you for a while, often staying up until midnight, that is, wandering in yin and yang, and can adapt to this alternating change of yin and yang. And you are a programmer, your logical thinking is good, a virtual world can be constructed, and your adaptability to our netherworld is definitely good. The most important point is that you are a single dog and do not need to spend a lot of time with your girlfriend, which is most useful. ”

"Why can't I be happy when you praise me so much?"

Yincha: "Oh, don't worry so much, it's you, I've observed you for a few days, and you're quite consistent in all aspects." ”

"So what's the benefit of being this bad substitute?"

Yin was smug: "There are many benefits." Think about it, if you do things for our government departments in the underworld, can you treat you badly? Many things in the underworld also depend on us in the underworld to maintain order, and if you help us to work, you will naturally be protected by us in the future. And no matter how bad the person is, there will always be a day when he hangs up. Those who have served as substitutes for bad luck will definitely have extra points, just like you will get extra points in the college entrance examination, and they will be well distributed; even those who have done well will have the hope of becoming regular and serving in the government of the underworld, which is a great benefit. You don't have a problem? ”

I hurriedly replied, "Since I am favored by my lordship, I naturally dare not refuse." ”

How dare I excuse myself, it's a bad thing, I can't afford to offend, so I have to have a good relationship.

Yincha: "That's easy, you can start working from today." I'll take you for a few days to familiarize yourself with the process, and then you can do it yourself. ”

"Okay, where are we going now? ”

"Of course, I went to ask for souls. ”

In the blink of an eye, I was already on the street with Lady Yincha. It was midnight and the streets were empty and empty.

"Are we on patrol?" I cautiously asked, as I walked slowly.

"Yes, the equivalent of patrolling. From 23:00 to 3:00 in the morning, it will be your patrol time, and you will get off work at the end of the day. The main job is to see if there is a new heavenly soul ascending to heaven, and if there is, go over and hook his earth soul and take it to the underworld to wait for it to fall. ”

"What kind of heavenly soul, can you explain it? I'm sorry, I'm a novice here. I rubbed my hands behind him.

"You humans, you are so ignorant of this. I'll give you a general introduction: that means that the human soul is actually composed of three souls and seven spirits. After this person hangs up, this heavenly soul returns to heaven and rises directly to the moon through a certain channel, where the heavenly realm is managed; and we are responsible for catching his earth soul and taking it to the underworld, where the relevant staff of a certain level will judge the performance of his life mistakes, and the human soul will remain in the human world and bless his descendants. This is the Three Souls. Then reincarnation is to queue up and distribute, before the turn, just stay in the underworld, there are markets, restaurants and playgrounds, it is equivalent to a society, you can live here temporarily. When it comes to ghost festivals like July 14, you can also go to the world to wander around, see some old friends or something, and you must come back at that point. And when it is his turn to be reincarnated, it can be completed by a special person. ”

"Then my duty is to send the earth soul to the door of the underworld?"

"Clever. However, if you encounter those who have other religious beliefs, you can send them to the office window of each sect at the entrance of the underworld, and each denomination will set up an office at the entrance of the underworld, and those ghosts will be taken away and dealt with by the sect they believe in, and those ghosts will not be assigned by our underworld. There are mainly Buddhist offices, Christian offices, Taoist offices, etc. ”

"Can I see ghosts, then?"

"Rest assured, I have opened your third eye and you can see all spirits. Because the two eyes of ordinary people can only sense light to form an image, and this third eye can sense electromagnetic waves and magnetic fields, and directly restore them into images, which is amazing. ”

"That's great! I can see all the ghosts. ”

Yin Cha: "Of course, there are still many ghosts in this world, and they can't be reincarnated for various reasons, and you can see many of them throughout the ages." They are either because of the loss of the heavenly soul, or their resentment is too deep, or their longevity is not over...... In short, there are many reasons. And there are also some cultivated spirits that you can also see, such as fox fairies, snake fairies, old ghosts who have been cultivating for many years, there are all kinds of them, more and richer than your yang world. ”

I exclaimed, "There is such a magical world! ”

Yin: "The underworld and the yang world are originally two worlds that coexist at the same time, the two are opposed to each other, and they have always been connected, just like the yin and yang fish of the Taoist Taiji diagram, black and white oppose each other, but there is white in black, and black in white, and those two black and white dots are the channels of communication between the black and white worlds, such as me, which is the point with black in the white." ”

"In the future, you will see all kinds of ghosts, ancient knights, modern celebrities, etc., but these are ghosts outside the system, you don't have to care, you just need to be in charge of new ghosts. ”

Suddenly, I saw a point of light in the distance ahead, slowly rising along the moonlight, as if it was rising towards the moon.

Yin Cha told me, "Look, that means that a new heavenly soul has ascended to heaven, and then you have to go over and find his earth soul and pull it to the underworld." ”

The shadow slapped me down and pulled me towards the point where the light had risen.

I was amazed.

Yin Cha explained: "Isn't it strange? It's very ordinary, your body is still sleeping in bed, and now it's your soul floating outside, and the density of a human soul is about the same as air, of course it can float in the air." Moreover, the soul can absorb the energy of the moonlight, and it will move more freely. This is why ghosts are often haunted on full moon nights. And Halloween, the 14th of July, is also the night of the full moon. ”

It occurred to me that many of us have dreamed that we could fly in a dream, and it turned out that it was not a dream, it was real, that it was in sleep when our soul was out of the body and flying in the air.

Soon, we flew to the place where the Heavenly Soul ascended to heaven. It was a hospital.

Yin was familiar with the car and quickly found the newly dead earth soul in the emergency room, this new earth soul was still looking at the doctors and nurses in front of him in confusion, he may not have fully realized that he was hanging.

Yin Cha went over and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't look at it, you're already hanging, come with me to report, if you have anything to worry about, I'll take you back for a trip when you wait for the first seven." You are going to go with us now, and our judgment seat will give you a fair assessment as the result of your life. ”

The new soul: "Impossible, how could I hang up so easily? I'm a high-ranking official! I have a lot of money and a lot of mistresses, how can I just hang up like that?"

Yincha: "Yes, you are rich, yes, but you also lost a lot of things. Since you entered the officialdom, you have been scheming, while calculating others, on the other hand, you are afraid of being calculated, you have taken bribes, taken the money of profiteers, eliminated disasters for others, harmed the people, you have obtained a lot of money, but it has also brought fear, you know that you have harmed too many people, you are afraid of retaliation, and on the other hand, you are also afraid of being found out by the anti-corruption agency and imprisoned. Therefore, although you are clothed and fed, there is not a day that you are not frightened, and there is no day that is easy, causing your pineal gland to secrete too many harmful toxins, which are immersed in your blood, blood lipid condensation, health damage, heart pressure, and over time, it is strange not to hang. ”

Yin Cha said to me, "So now you understand, only those who have an open heart will live a long life." ”

I said, "I see." It seems that retribution, although it will be late, will come sooner or later. ”