Chapter 1 The Unlucky Liang Ke
When Liang Ke's body pressed against the hissing and smoking grenade, he regretted it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"This life is over, goodbye to my father and mother, goodbye to the girl in my dreams", this is Liang Ke's last thought. No matter how much he regretted it, with a loud bang, Liang Ke, a glorious PLA soldier and the squad leader of the sharp knife squad, was more than 1.80 meters tall and more than 150 pounds, and the grenade thrown out by the recruit's egg turned into scum, and his more than 20 years of muddy life came to an end.
"My God, I won't be reincarnated so soon! Liang Ke only felt that the pain of his body torn into pieces had not been fully reflected to his brain, and a dazzling white light wrapped the shattered body, and he reshaped his body in the blink of an eye.
There is no doubt that this place is beautiful, at least in the years of Liang Ke's last life, he has never seen such a beautiful scenery with his own eyes. A few faint white clouds fluttered slowly in the blue sky; a pool of lake in front of me was calm and clear, like a mirror, occasionally rippling a little, and I don't know which fish came up to rest and breathe to break the tranquility of the peaceful lake; the unknown giant trees by the lake were towering and lush, and the breeze rustled, as if there were elves dancing among the trees; the golden sunlight shone on the body warm, itchy, and the white pebbles by the lake were gilded with a layer of gold. At this moment, Liang Ke was lying on this rocky beach by the lake.
"My mother-in-law, this Hades is really good to me, give me the whole painting!"
"Thank you, Brother Yan!" Liang Ke sat up excitedly, took off the two general's uniforms and threw them to the ground, and got up suddenly, ready to wash this body, when a heart-piercing pain suddenly came from his left calf. Liang Ke sat back on the ground with his ass, his eyes stared at a boulder the size of a grinding disc pressed on his leg, and scolded while trembling: "This is a thing that lacks heart, why is the cornerstone used to build a house on Lao Tzu's leg, Lao Tzu blessed him to give birth to a child and didn't ******** it, this leg is useless." Hades Lao Tzu is also a fool, I am grateful to you for coming back after reincarnation, but I can't come up and give a disability certificate! Where can I get the disabled soldier's subsidy? This Hades palace will not be ruled by a declining god. Liang Ke was snorting and scolding, scolding enough to lose consciousness in his legs, and then he remembered the teaching of the military doctor in the team, if the limb injury is not dealt with for a long time, it can really lead to lifelong disability. Thinking of this, Liang Ke was shocked into a cold sweat, this leg was pressed by the big stone for a while, and it is estimated that he will really receive a disabled soldier subsidy.
"Come on, help, I'm going to die!" Liang Ke took the most effective self-help measure, opened the broken gong and shouted at the woods.
"Which passing immortal and thief-killing ranger saved me from this hard-working child!" Liang Ke shouted as he pushed the damn stone with his hand, hoping to pull his leg out from under the stone, but the reality was cruel, this boulder was afraid that it weighed a thousand pounds, and even if he used his strength to feed, he would not move at all. He tossed and turned for two hours, until the golden sun in the sky turned fiery red, and was about to fall to the back of the forest to hide, but the stone was still firmly pressed against his lap. Liang Ke was in pain and tired, his body was like a scattered shelf, and he didn't have any strength, and when the last ray of the sun disappeared into this world, poor Liang Ke finally fainted.
I don't know how long it took, Liang Ke was awakened by a "whoosh" sound of stone chestnut rubbing, and several years of armed police career have exercised his keen intuition and comprehensive analysis ability. It is impossible for a passer-by to rush through this barren mountain in the middle of the night, and if he hears his own call to save his person, he must first shout to determine his position in this environment where he has no five fingers; if he does not have either of the above, then the only one who can make such a big movement in the wild may be a nocturnal predator. It seems that the real disaster is not alone, and the danger is coming.
In the blink of an eye, Liang Ke made the most accurate judgment, so he immediately made the most correct response. Liang Ke first took off the stinky rubber shoes on his right foot, took out the belt around his waist and wrapped it around his left arm, touched the military uniform that he had taken off on the ground, and then felt a durian-sized stone wrapped in the military uniform, tied it tightly with two sleeves, and clutched it in his right hand, his body was prostrate on the ground, his ears were close to the ground, and he held his breath.
At night, the mountain wind blew the leaves rattling, and the lake water also crashed against the gravel beach on the shore under the action of the tide, coupled with the sound of stone chestnut rubbing that was getting closer and closer, which made Liang Ke, the "Liang Daring" in the eyes of his comrades, also shudder.
"What a fucking bad luck! Could it be that the grenade also blew up the old man? Even if he broke his leg, another one who didn't know whether he was a meat eater or a vegetarian came to scare Lao Tzu, and he couldn't run away if he wanted to, so he could only wait for it to lick Lao Tzu's ass. I finally reincarnated as a human being, and I just flashed to death? What a waste of my yellow flower boy! How many girls are still waiting for my brother I love!" Liang Ke relaxed his tense nerves as he stared at the direction where the voice came from, and he knew that there must be a big guy there who was also weighing the danger of its prey.
The commotion disappeared when Liang Ke was about ten meters away, replaced by a brief silence, and then, a pair of turquoise light points gradually amplified, when this pair of light points magnified to the size of an egg, accompanied by a howl that looked like a cow but not a cow, like a horse but not a horse, the beast stuck to the ground, spread its four hooves, and quickly pounced on Liang Ke. For it had been determined that the prey in front of it was nothing more than a pitiful worm waiting to die, and that it was no threat.
Liang Ke had already smelled the warm stench exhaled by the monster, which was far more than the rubber shoes in his left hand, Liang Ke did not dare to hesitate, shook his hand and threw the rubber shoes behind the boulder, and his body quickly lay on the ground. The monster swooped up, with a gust of fishy wind swept over Liang Ke's head, and with a "bang", the monster collided with the boulder, and the monster and the boulder rolled out more than ten meters away, plowing a trench on the ground.
Before Liang Ke could taste the joy of getting out of trouble, the monster rolled over and got up from the ground, and reflexively pounced on Liang Ke. Obviously, the monster was completely enraged by Liang Ke's play, rushed to Liang Ke and turned around, using its huge thick tail to sweep towards Liang Ke. Liang Ke hurriedly rolled on a lazy donkey and avoided it to the side. Although he dodged the frontal attack, the large and small stones brought up by the monster's tail smashed Liang Ke to the ground.
Liang Ke didn't care about the pain, turned over and sat up, the monster had already pounced in front of him again, opened its bloody mouth and bit Liang Ke's head. Through the faint moonlight, Liang Ke saw clearly that the guy's big mouth with saliva was enough to hold his three heads, and Sensen's fangs were as sharp as sawtooth, if he was bitten, his life would be ruined. Out of instinct, Liang Ke dedicated his left arm, which was wrapped around the cowhide belt, and stuffed it between the monster's teeth. The monster bit the thing and didn't let go, flicking its tail and dragging Liang Ke to the lake, Liang Ke didn't care about the pain in his arm, and took advantage of the situation to pick up the simple meteor hammer in his hand and smash it into the monster's head. The monster dragged the prey in its mouth, and there was no way to avoid it, and its left eye was smashed in an instant, and blood sprayed Liang Ke's face full of peach blossoms. The monster was in pain, let go of Liang Ke's arm, opened his mouth and howled, Liang Ke saw the opportunity, took advantage of your illness to kill you, took turns the meteor hammer, and smashed directly into the monster's big mouth. The huge stone directly smashed the monster's two fangs, but the remaining teeth also cut Liang Ke's military uniform, and the big stone shot directly into the monster's throat by inertia. The monster that was more unlucky than Liang Ke didn't know whether it was smashed by a big stone and damaged its esophagus or stuck its trachea, so it rolled around on the gravel beach in pain, and Liang Ke was so frightened that he crawled out of the long distance with severe pain, hiding in a puddle, until the sky was bright and the monster didn't dare to crawl out until the sky was bright and the monster didn't move.
When Liang Ke trembled and crawled back to the place where he fought the monster, and found that the monster had long since died, he breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down and carefully checked what the big guy who had been fighting with him all night was. I saw that this monster was on all fours, with a long mouth and a big head, short limbs, a black back and a white belly, and a thick and powerful tail, very similar to the crocodile I had seen in the zoo in my previous life, but this guy was eight or nine meters long, and his body was densely covered with diamond-shaped palm-sized scales, and his tentacles were cold to the touch, as hard as iron stone. The most special thing is that it has a horn like a rhinoceros on its head.
"Could it be that this is a crocodile and rhinoceros hybrid monster?" Liang Ke thought. In fact, Liang Ke is an authentic foreigner, or alien. If the locals see this guy, they will definitely be shocked to death, this monster is called the "Iron Back Demon Lizard", which is a powerful magical beast that only exists in legends. It is said that it is rare because although this magical beast looks like a crocodile, it is a mammal, and only one is born in each litter, but it is extremely difficult to conceive due to the problem of body structure (you know), so it is almost endangered; The only weakness of this thing is the fragile throat and eyes, and Liang Ke should be unlucky, his leg was pressed under the stone, and he had to fight hard with this big guy, at the same time, Liang Ke was also lucky, he just found the right time and used the right method by mistake, otherwise a platoon of Liang Ke would not be enough for this monster to stuff his teeth.
Liang Ke, who eliminated the threat to his life, climbed into the woods to find a few hardwood branches, endured the pain, grinned and made a splint with his shoelace to fix the broken leg.
"It's unlucky to meet me Liang Ke!" Lao Tzu's hungry eyes are dizzy and his heart is flustered, and it seems that he can only deal with eating your stinky meat!" Liang Ke dragged his broken leg to pick up some dry firewood, found two flints on the rocky beach and started a fire, and began to think about how to eat the spoils to replenish his strength.
"This skin is too hard, it's even thicker than Lao Tzu's skin!" Liang Ke used a homemade stone knife to cut on the monster's body for half an hour, but he didn't see a little blood flowing out, and the stone knife was broken several times. There was really no way, and Liang Ke could only attack the stinky tongue. He pinched his nose and opened the monster's mouth, and a foul smell made Liang Ke confused. Liang Ke frowned, and just wanted to cut off its tongue, when he suddenly saw a goose egg-sized bead on the top of the monster's jaw near the base of the tongue, which was yellowish and crystal clear, as attractive as the jelly eaten by children in previous lives. Liang Ke reached out and picked off the soft bead with a stone knife, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, this thing not only did not stink, but had a sweet aroma like honey.
"It's a good thing! It's not big, but it's better than that stinky tongue, so fill your stomach with it. Liang Ke wanted to put this thing on the fire and roast it and eat it, but after thinking about it, it is not good to say whether this thing is an egg or jelly, if it is an egg, it is fine, if it is a jelly, it will be gone as soon as the fire is baked, and it is still safe to eat it raw. So, Liang Ke opened his big mouth and took two sips of this "jelly" to suck up a little bit of it. With a bottom in his stomach and a feeling of sleepiness, Liang Ke roasted the bonfire and fell asleep against the stones.
Liang Ke had a dream, on the battlefield filled with gunsmoke, Liang Ke led a brother of the reinforcement squad, using the only little ammunition to block a wing of devils in the front of the Qingyuankou position, and several machine guns were arranged in the most advantageous position under Liang Ke's correct and wise instructions. Tongues of fire spewed out continuously, and bullets streaked across the sky and weaved a large net above the heads of the enemy, as if they could fall at any moment and take their lives. Mountain artillery, grenades, and smoke bombs continued to explode in the trenches, and the dense smoke of gunpowder blocked the sight of both the enemy and us, staining the entire position black, so that even the wise Comrade Liang Ke could not accurately judge how long the battle had lasted, and whether it was dark or daytime.
"Comrades, we must hold on, for the sake of the motherland, for the sake of the dead comrades-in-arms, for the sake of the wives and children in the rear, and for the glory of the soldiers. We must hold out until the moment the rallying cry sounds, buy time for the great army, and even if we all die on this land, our names will always be engraved on the bright red flag, and your sons and daughters will be proud of you for the rest of their lives. Show your courage and let the grandsons on the other side see that our grandfathers are not bad, and make them regret coming to us and becoming our enemies. We are going to pour all the ammunition on them, if when the corpse is collected, those miscellaneous pieces and body parts are intact, you are not my Liang Ke's soldiers......" Liang Ke stood on the last grenade box, waved his big hand, and impassionedly gave the last seven soldiers another pre-war mobilization.
"Squad leader, the devil is up again. ”
"Remember what I just said, remember the oath you made under the military flag, brothers, we will still be good comrades-in-arms in the next life, and we will fight Lao Tzu to death!" As Liang Ke roared like a beast, another battle began, countless devils died under the covering blows of machine guns and grenades, and there were fewer and fewer comrades-in-arms around Liang Ke. In this terrible battle, the fighters lost almost all their consciousness and hearing, and only mechanically pulled the trigger, changed the magazine, and pulled the trigger again until they died.
When the rallying cry sounded, the miraculous Liang Ke was not dead, he was saved by the brothers who came up to answer from the rear, because his left leg was drilled by the devil's 38 Gai'er, he passed out on the spot and was admitted to the field hospital. When Liang Ke regained consciousness, he found that he was lying on a wooden bed in the field hospital, and the first image he saw when he opened his eyes was a nurse in a white lab coat pouting her ass and bandaging her left leg. Liang Ke, who did not change his life, not only did not feel the pain of his leg injury, but looked at the little nurse carefully.