"Oh yes, you shameless pig beast and stinky rascal, dare to come to our Shell Village to take advantage of my Lady Tees, we have a powerful magician here. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Liang Ke woke up in a tingling pain in his lower body, and with a snort, he grabbed his lower abdomen and rushed behind the stone, his brain was running at high speed, and he began to analyze the current situation.

The woman who pointed at Liang Ke and scolded was about her early thirties, her short flaxen-colored hair had just hung down to her shoulders, and her round and fair face did not show a trace of time, but a baby-like redness. The dark brown eyes, the upturned nose, and the thin lips all indicate that this woman must have been bubbling with beauty back then. The plain blue tight, low-cut skirt was just above the knee, revealing the woman's plump and snow-white calf. It may be the reason for the lack of fabric in the skirt, and the spectacular breasts are squeezed out of deep furrows. From the appearance and outfit, Liang Ke can be sure that this is a foreign girl.

"God, this mother-in-law is really called a, and the charm is still there! This little touch is really no worse than the little nurse in the dream. Liang Ke's throat moved, his eyes widened and he stretched his neck and swallowed a large mouthful of saliva.

"Where do you look, the homeless man who killed a thousand knives? I pity you, old lady, I see that you sleep naked and are afraid that you will catch a cold, so I kindly cover you with a dress, but I didn't expect you to insult the old lady with this turtle egg, see that I don't let you taste the taste of this whip, and let you know that my Lady Tees is not easy to bully. The woman lifted her skirt, shook her plump buttocks, and whipped her to chase after Liang Ke.

Oolong, absolutely oolong, all because of that damn dream. He hugged his head and shouted as he ran, "I misunderstood Auntie, this is a complete misunderstanding, you listen to me explain it to you!"

"Auntie, am I that old?" said Mrs. Tees, who snapped and whipped Liang Ke on his slick back. Liang Ke was surprised to find that the whip on his back was as if he had been scratched by a little girl, and it was not painful. And the injured left leg seems to have healed, and I didn't feel any discomfort when jumping up and down.

"Miss, beautiful miss, it's really a misunderstanding, you listen to me" Liang Ke didn't care about studying the reasons for the changes in his body, and quickly changed his words.

"Dare to tease the old lady, see that I don't tear your mouth, and when I catch you and let the magician turn you into a pig beast, you will be able to speak. Mrs. Tees did not relent, and the whip in her hand fell on Liang Ke's body like raindrops.

"Yes, ma'am, what is that, yes, Lady Tees. I apologize to you for being wrong, and the reckless and poor tramp is willing to accept any punishment from you, and let me die to wash away the blasphemy against the beautiful Lady Thess. Having discovered that the whip posed no threat to him at all, Liang Ke began to show his scarce gentlemanly demeanor and heroism in order to win the sympathy of Lady This. Practice proved that Liang Ke's tactics worked again.

Mrs. Teess stopped the whip in her hand and stroked her chest with her left hand, and gasped, and Mrs. Teess gasped for breath and began to look at the homeless man from a foreign land. I have to say that Liang Ke's appearance is still good. In addition to losing his shirt and a rubber shoe, wearing only a pair of green army pants without a belt, he looked slightly depressed, the same flat head as the sickle harvested, thick eyebrows and big eyes, lion nose and wide mouth, angular face, because of the developed upper limbs and high bulging chest and abdominal muscles forged by years of high-intensity training, a height of 1.80 meters, and a light wheat-colored shiny skin, all of which set off his heroic strength. Coupled with his habitual bad smile caused by his delicate nature, it is the most powerful weapon of destruction for young women. The more Mrs. Teese looked at it, the more pleasing it became, and the anger in her heart gradually calmed down.

"Forgive me, beautiful Lady Thistish, for I may have inadvertently desecrated your holiness by eating something bad last night, but please believe that it was absolutely my unintentional fault, and I beg your forgiveness once again, and I am willing to accept your scourging. Liang Ke tried his best to extract what he thought was the most elegant, gentle, and appropriate language and tone from the TV series he had watched, explaining to Mrs. Tees.

"You foreigner, you don't look like a nasty embryo yet. What's your name, and where do you come from?" Mrs. Tis put her whip into her belt, lifted up her skirt and sat down on the stone, pointing to the stone opposite, and said, "Sit down." ”

"yes, what should I be called, where should I come from?" he can't say that he has traveled from the earth, and if he is not regarded as a madman, he must be regarded as a fool, Liang Ke's mind is spinning.

"No, no, I'm the one who made a mistake, it's better to stand and reply to your words. Yes, beautiful Lady Tees. My name is Aragorn Liang, you can just call me Aragorn. While trying to show a humble gentlemanly demeanor, Liang Ke brazenly borrowed the name of the hero he admired the most.

"My home is far southwest of this forest, where there is an abundance of produce, beautiful scenery, and people live a comfortable and happy life. Liang Ke pointed in the direction of the sun, and looked intently in the direction he pointed out with deep eyes.

"Oh, in that direction, it's the province of Kantes, right?" asked Lady Ties, frowning.

"Yes, it's a small town a little further south in the province of Kantes. Liang Ke hurriedly climbed up the pole.

"But as far as I know, the province of Kantes is an endless desert, and even the most basic water supply is a problem, and the people live very hard, many people can't survive, and there are constantly displaced people entering the neighboring provinces, and we in Binuk province have received many of you, how can you say that the products are abundant and the scenery is beautiful?"

At this moment, although Liang Ke was exposed full of black lines because of nonsense, he still showed extraordinary adaptability.

"Yes, beautiful lady. I grew up there, it was the land that raised me, and it was the people there who made me, so no matter how barren it is, in my heart, my hometown will always be the most beautiful place, and I love my hometown deeply. ”

"Oh, I see!" said Mrs. Tees, smiling lightly. A man who deeply loves his backward hometown, a man who knows how to be grateful, is undoubtedly lovely. Mrs. Tees's impression of Liang Ke increased by another ten.

"Why did you come here and become like this?" said Mrs. Tees, shifting, freeing the other half of the stone.

"Sit down, it's too tiring to look up and talk to you, Mr. Aragorn. ”

"Just call me Aragorn. Liang Ke sat down beside Mrs. Tees, looking at the lake with deep eyes, calmly telling the story he had made up at random.

"Originally, my family was a small aristocrat in decline, and my father left us prematurely due to power struggles. After the death of his father, although the family was not in power, it was still worry-free. ”

"Oh! No wonder I can feel in you a kind of momentum that only a superior person has. Mrs. Teess tilted her head and looked at the homeless man again.

Lao Tzu was a serious rich second generation in his last life, and at the age of fifteen, he drove a BMW Z4 to race with others, and the momentum was much more than now. Liang Ke was crazy in his heart, but he was even more humble in his mouth.

"Hehe, Mrs. Tees has won the award, where is there any momentum, just a useless poor worm. Liang Ke tilted his head and smiled shallowly at Mrs. Tees.

"Oh my God, his eyes are black, so profound, so connotative, how can I never see eyes of this color, it's so charming. Could it be that this guy is a descendant of the gods left in the world?" Mrs. Teess looked at Liang Ke as if she had discovered a new continent the moment she met her eyes, her eyes were as big as her mouth, and her mouth couldn't close for a long time. It wasn't until Liang Ke's cheekiness was turned red that Mrs. Tiss discovered her gaffe.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Aragon, the color of your eyes is so peculiar that I've never seen it before, please forgive me for my rudeness. Like a little girl, Mrs. Teese blushed and lowered her head, rubbing her wrinkled skirt with her hands, and muttered an apology to Liang Ke.

"Hehe, it's okay, it may be the relationship of our family blood, my eyes are black from birth. It's good that you don't treat me like a monster. Liang Ke said this, thinking in his heart, "There are more than a billion people like me in our place, and I really haven't seen the world." ”

"Then why did you come to our province of Binuk?" said Mrs. Tees, who hurriedly broke the awkward atmosphere with another question.

"It's all the damn enemy, it's not over killing my father, I don't know where to get an IOU, wronged my family for owing them a lot of money, and sent people to the house every day to force debts. It turned out that my father's best friend was also forced by the power of the enemy family to help us orphans and widows, and finally my mother became ill and died of illness in bed, and I was forcibly seized from the property and driven out of the house. In order to prevent them from being wiped out, I fled from the town, ready to gather strength for revenge. But the misfortune is not alone, and on the road, I encountered bandits again and robbed me of my only clothes and property. I relied on learning some martial arts, killed a few bandits, and escaped here. Last night, another monster attacked here and almost lost his life. This is my miserable and pitiful fate!" Liang Ke said emotionally, thinking that he would never see his mother and father again, and he really shed a few tears.

"I'm sorry, Monsieur Aragorn, I have no intention of evoking your sad memories. As she spoke, Mrs. Teess magically pulled out a snow-white silk handkerchief from her bursting bodice and stuffed it into Liang Ke's hand, who was still putting on a show. A big man can't shed tears easily, and you cry like a child. ”

Liang Ke took the handkerchief and stood up and said, "Madame is right, from the moment I was kicked out of the house, I swore that I would make those executioners who forced my parents to death pay the price they deserved. While wiping away his tears, Liang Ke put the silk handkerchief to his nose and sniffed it. "It's so fragrant! With a faint body temperature, I don't know what perfume this woman used, the smell is even more intoxicating than Louis XVI. ”

"I'm sorry to make Lady Teess smile, your handkerchief smells so good. Liang Ke slipped his mouth and held the silk handkerchief in his hand, not knowing whether to return it or put it in his trouser pocket.

"Giggle!" Lady Tees, instead of being angry, laughed and trembled.

"Mr. Aragorn is really good at talking, seeing that you have nowhere to go, it is better to go back with me first, my husband died early, and there is no man in the family, if you don't dislike it, you can stay first, and then leave when you find a suitable future." My family is quite well-off, and I'm not afraid of you eating alone. ”

In this way, Mrs. Teess picked up a cheap man while grazing, and Liang Ke found the first home in the world.