[003] Mastiff blind date

"Husband, a mutant wolf!"

A few people in the car were chatting, and Lan Yue'er suddenly saw a mutant wolf as tall as a cow appear in front of the road, obviously looking for food here, and at this moment the wolf was running in the direction of their car.

"Ma Mastiff, you go outside the car to move your muscles!" Lu Yan saw the horse mastiff curled up in the car, and he had been dozing off and hurriedly waking him up, and now that there were wild people in the car, Lu Yan was happy to be idle.

"Oh... Oh, yes!"

The horse mastiff woke up from a semi-comatose state, and when he saw the mutant wolf outside, his nerves became active at once, and the battle was always the love of the savages, so excited that he pulled out the knife from behind the seat of the car and the horse mastiff quickly jumped out of the car.

The mutant wolf saw the opposite car stop and thought that the car was going to escape, so he accelerated his running speed, but he didn't expect a big man to come out of the car, but rushed towards it, the mutant wolf did not stop, human beings are recognized as the weakest creatures on the earth, it still bared its teeth and roared quickly and rushed up.

"Wow~~"

The mutant wolf roared and pounced on the mastiff.

The speed of the mastiff is not as fast as the mutant wolf now, but his liliang is definitely not under the mutant wolf, seeing the evil wolf pounce on, he stood still, and did not swing the knife to cut the mutant wolf, but put the crocodile tooth knife in his hand flat on his chest with his right hand, and then waved his left hand to pretend to hit the other party.

When the mutant wolf saw that the other party was going to beat him, the mutant wolf opened its mouth and went to bite the arm of the horse mastiff.

Of course, the mastiff can't feed the wolf with his own hand, he stopped when he waved half of his left hand, and when he withdrew his left hand, the knife in his right hand had already moved, and now the mutant wolf with his neck stretched out was equivalent to a wide open door for the horse mastiff, and his crocodile tooth machete quickly wiped off the neck of the mutant wolf.

"Good way!" Lu Yan exclaimed, it was the first time he saw a horse mastiff hunting, the horse mastiff was not as fast as the other party, and used one hand to make a bait to attract the mutant wolf to raise its head, and the horse mastiff took this opportunity to cut the neck of the opponent's raised head, this method is used to deal with the mutant wolf without sharp claws, it is a highly efficient way to quickly resolve the battle.

"Poof!"

Blood spurted out, and the pitch-black machete slashed out a black light, slashing the mutant wolf's throat with rapid speed.

"Plop!"

The mutant wolf fell to the ground, kicked his legs, and convulsed for a while before swallowing.

"Let's eat mutant wolf meat at noon, hehe!" Ma Mastiff smiled excitedly, and when he mentioned the corpse of the mutant wolf, he walked back quickly, and now the strength of the mastiff is more than enough to deal with a mutant wolf.

The rest of the way, their car stopped and stopped, and was delayed by the mutant beasts, and they still had to go to the outskirts of the city to rest in the evening, in order to prevent Marcobi from finding out their whereabouts again, so they did not arrive in Beijing until the evening of the third day.

"Where are we staying tonight?" Lan Yue'er asked Lu Yan, she still missed the days of living in the presidential suite of an eight-star hotel, but with the mastiff, I was afraid that this wish would no longer be possible, and Lan Yue'er couldn't help but be a little frustrated.

But the mastiff immediately stretched out his head in a hurry, and hurriedly replied: "When I arrived in Beijing, of course I lived with my wife!"

Lu Yan and the three of them couldn't help but laugh, this mastiff's blind date was too anxious, and before he met the other party, he was worried about sleeping with the other party, Lan Yue'er couldn't hide something in her heart and couldn't help but point out to the mastiff: "Ma mastiff, you can't be so anxious to find a girlfriend, the first time you meet other girls, you said that you want to sleep in someone else's house, and you won't be beaten out by others?"

"No, it's too late for her to like it!" replied to Lan Yue'er with a serious face.

Xiong Yuan couldn't listen to it anymore, he hurriedly said to the mastiff: "We are here to go on a blind date, not to marry, and when we meet other girls, we still have to ask for people's opinions first, so it is polite." ”

"Be polite, what's the use of being polite when looking for a wife?" the mastiff was even more puzzled.

Lu Yan and the three of them were completely stunned, the temperament of the barbarian is a bit beyond secular etiquette, this is not a good phenomenon, Lu Yan regrets it a little now, whether he brought the horse mastiff out of the idea itself is debatable.

After thinking about it, Lu Yan knew that the most respected thing by the mastiff was the powerful liliang, so he had to change the angle to advise the mastiff and let him respect the other party a little, so he said: "That lady is the girl next to the emperor, and that emperor is a first-level forest lord, and the first-level forest lord is a figure hundreds of times stronger than the mutated spider beast, so don't make the other party unhappy, otherwise I won't be able to save you." ”

"A hundred times more powerful than the spider beast?" the mastiff was really taken aback by such a figure.

"Hmm!" Lu Yan nodded heavily.

"Will that first-level forest lord prevent a lady from getting married?"

"No, she said that as long as the lady agrees, she won't stop it. ”

"Then will she bully the girl?"

"No!"

......

For the first time, Lu Yan found that the mastiff's mind would become more delicate, and he would care about people, and the horse mastiff's burden would be terrible once it flooded, and it had the momentum of opening the floodgates, and all kinds of strange problems were surging, so that Lu Yan and the three of them were overwhelmed, and Zuihou had to give up resistance under the repeated requests of the mastiff, and promised the mastiff that they would go to the Summer Palace to see the lady tonight.

However, Lu Yan and the three of them did not relax because of this, on the contrary, seeing the mastiff smirking in the car all the time, they were even more worried.

I found a restaurant in Beijing at random, ordered a table of dishes, and then took the dishes to no man's land, after all, the mastiff is easy to be seen as a mutant, and the four of them have eaten in the no man's land, this meal is the least eaten by the mastiff, and he only eats six steamed buns and two dishes to say that he is full.

Then the four of them waited here for it to get dark. Lu Yan and the others are inconvenient to go to the Summer Palace to see Emperor Jiao during the day, after all, the other party is a first-level forest lord, and the territory of the forest lord will not be easily entered, even if they go in, they can't let others see it, and fornicating with the first-level forest lord is a big crime.

When he has nothing to do, Lu Yan uses his mobile phone to watch the news on the Internet.

On the horizon, as soon as the sun put away its dazzling afterglow, and the distant space and the pink sunset sprinkled under the sky below, the mastiff had already stood up for the eighth time and urged Lu Yan and the others: "We can go now, right? It's already dark." ”

The news broadcast on Lu Yan's mobile phone TV has just ended, 7:30, how can you say that at this time...... It seems that it is just the time for others to go out for a walk at night, but Lu Yan has been nagged by the mastiff, put away the mobile phone, and shook his head helplessly, Lu Yan knew that the taste of burning himself was uncomfortable, so after thinking about it, he had to drive the three of them to the Summer Palace.

But Lu Yan was actually going around in circles on the road, waiting for it to get dark, of course Xiong Yuan knew the road, he was just pursing his mouth and snickering, and the mastiff couldn't help but sigh: "Beijing City is really big, it hasn't been here for so long, how can this place look familiar!"

Lu Yan walked around for three hours, refueled the car, and waited until it was completely dark and there were no pedestrians on the road before the four of them came to the east gate of the Summer Palace.

Because the wall of the Summer Palace that was blown up last time they came to save people has been repaired, and the four of them need to climb over the wall to enter this time, Lan Yue'er used three bundles of mental power to support Ma Mastiff, Xiong Yuan and himself into the Summer Palace, and Lu Yan jumped in, knowing that there was no warning here, so Lu Yan took the three of them to drive straight in.

"So many, such a big house! It seems that this first-class forest lord is really not simple!" Ma Mastiff saw the emperor's imperial garden for the first time, such a shock can be imagined, although he was whispering, his voice was still louder than normal shouting.

"Shhhh

However, it has been discovered by Emperor Jiao, and the four of them have just arrived at the foot of Wanshou Mountain, and Lu Yan has a feeling of coercion being peeped at by a powerful liliang, needless to say, it must be Emperor Jiao who discovered them, and Lu Yan asked the three of them to stand still.

Swish!

The delicate figure in a bright yellow shirt flashed in front of the four people, and the beautiful and cold face of the emperor appeared in front of everyone, obviously the four of them came too early this time, and it is estimated that the emperor has not rested, so there is no need to use the time to get dressed, and he appeared directly in front of everyone.

"Ahh

Lu Yan has met with Emperor Jiao several times, and he is very familiar, he hurriedly stepped forward and pointed out the mastiff to Emperor Jiao and said: "Disturb Emperor Jiao's rest, we are here for the blind date of the lady this time." ”

"I haven't rested yet, so you didn't bother me. The voice of the yellow warbler came again, and the emperor was as honest as ever.

"He, he, how can he speak like a bird?" the mastiff was startled and the thunderous voice came again, his eyes were round like bull's eyes, and the fellow was terribly honest.

"Don't be unreasonable. Lu Yan immediately said solemnly to the mastiff.

The mastiff rolled his eyes and said unconvinced: "Her voice is like a bird's call!"

"Is there anything wrong with being like a bird? I think that's a compliment to me. On the contrary, Emperor Jiao looked at Lu Yan with a puzzled face and said, it seemed that Lu Yan was playing with right and wrong.

Lu Yan was dumbfounded, and then he realized that standing in front of Jiaohuang and Ma Mastiff was actually an outlier, he couldn't help but think in his heart, it was really suitable to let Xiluoya and the barbarians be together, they were all people with upright temperament and did not beat around the bush, so Lu Yan was also busy and said very sincerely: "Oh, yes, I, I also think that Jiaohuang's voice is very similar to a bird's call, yes, a wonderful yellow warbler bird's call." ”

Jiao Huang nodded with satisfaction.

The horse mastiff looked at the petite and slender body of the Emperor Jiao at this time, and asked in surprise, "Are you the legendary first-level forest lord who is more powerful than a hundred mutant spider beasts?"

"Hmph!" Emperor Jiao snorted contemptuously and said disdainfully: "What is a hundred insects?

"Oh! That's great. After the mastiff finished saying that it was too good, he looked in the direction behind the emperor, and the two big cow-like eyes were scanning the mountains and fields, and it was obvious that the mastiff had only one purpose in asking these questions.

Seeing the impatient appearance of the horse mastiff, Lu Yan knew what the outspoken horse mastiff was going to ask next, in order to make the horse mastiff appear reserved, Lu Yan hurriedly took a step forward, and grabbed in front of the horse mastiff to help the horse mastiff and asked: "Your Royal Highness, didn't the lady come over today?"

"Gollum!" came the sound of a cow's spitting from the mastiff.

Lu Yan, Lan Yue'er, and even Xiong Yuan's faces were all red, this is too obvious, this is also too unreserved, shameful!