Chapter 160: Twist the Ba Entrance!
Hell Tower!
McGrady took the meat and brought it in, and the big black ape followed,
The guards of the Hell Tower looked nervous and saluted solemnly—
"Colonel!"
"Lieutenant General!"
......
"Da Da Da!"
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"Marderon has already left, and you don't need to send it for the monthly meal!" the black ape reminded again.
"That's not going to work, what if he comes back...... McGrady said nervously, "that guy didn't eat, I can't eat and walk around!"
"Ah! I see that you have been so careful every time before, you can't be a priest," O'Neill judged, and then shook his head wildly, "That's not right! If it's a priest, how can you stay in ABT's prison?"
......
"Squeak!"
Push open the door.
It was empty.
"Whew-"
McGrady breathed a sigh of relief.
......
Stuff the meat in your hand into your mouth and put it in your stomach for two seconds.
"Uh-ahem!"
McGrady burped, then stepped forward and sat down in the place where Marderon had been bound by the Yellow Fountain Chain, closing his eyes, and feeling like he could not sit still for a long time.
Black Ape O'Neill looked confused: "Captain Black Gold, you...... What are you doing?"
McGrady said to himself, "Sitting here for thirty years, you can complete the ultimate evolution?!"
"Tut-tut, according to the barbarian evolution timeline (theoretical version), you should be able to reach the seventh order by sitting in a night!"
Black Ape: "......"
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Old Golden State.
The former site of the Barbarian Guild.
The swearing-in meeting has come to an end.
"This is the identity card of the spokesperson of the barbarians, and it can be legally established in the black market to form a barbarian murder group......" Edward handed a wooden sign to Xu Yan and said, "I have heard of the black market before, but I think it is a legend, but after the first-order evolution, since I officially served as the president of the human barbarians, there are really black market envoys who have asked me to register my identity, and I only then know the real existence of the black market, and I am more sure that the theory of the North Station of the Murderous Road is not unreasonable!"
He clenched Xu Yan's hand: "So, you have to come on!"
"You enter the fierce road, we are protected by the barbarian ancestor regulations, and we don't have to pay the barbarian head tax of ABT, so we won't be extinct!"
"As for what kind of fate the next era will be, it will depend on your performance in the fierce road!"
Xu Yan was holding the sign of the spokesperson of the barbarian, which was wooden, very old, covered with fine stains, and also attached to several layers of yellow dust, with a rotten to sour smell.
He shook it.
It's light, but it seems to be weighty.
"This is the document of the Barbarian Guild, you also have it, and the black market will use it for review!" Edward took out a scroll from his pocket and spread it out in front of Xu Yan, it was a horizontal A4 paper-sized document with secret hemp fingerprints on it.
Edward's tone was a little sentimental.
"Whew-"
He exhaled lightly, calming his excitement a little.
However, it didn't work.
"Whew-"
Edward exhaled lightly again: "For 10,000 years, the fingerprints of more than 10 billion people have been on it, and it carries the longing of a human barbarian, and now we finally have the opportunity to hand it over!"
It was handed over to Xu Yan heavily.
"You take it!"
"Don't dare to say anything else, this barbarian document will definitely be the most qualified and weighty group document!"
After receiving the paperwork, Xu Yan's mood became more complicated.
"To pay off everyone's ......"
"I'll get to North Station!"
......
"Boom, boom!"
The sound of the motor was in the air.
Everyone waved and shouted at the car that was moving away.
Xu Yan sat on the motorcycle, raised his right hand, and turned his back to everyone-
"Goodbye!"
His voice was soft, as if he were speaking to himself.
......
"Boom ......"
The sound of the motor quickly faded into the air.
At the same time.
A toilet also slipped quietly out of the crowd.
......
The toilet was parked at the door of the Dog East Road, a single dog coffee shop.
Monkey II pressed the flush button, the toilet disappeared, and he walked into the store and knocked on the counter.
"Haba!"
At the counter, a dog man wearing a suit on the upper body and shorts with the logo of "single dog" on the bottom was brewing instant coffee, he turned his head and stared: "Monkey!"
"How many times have you said it!!, don't call me a monkey!!" Monkey Er raised an eyebrow.
Haba touched his head innocently: "Yes, boss!"
"How's your investigation, what's the situation on ABT!" Monkey Er asked, "ABT hasn't come to Renman Street to look for trouble these days, I don't think it's normal!"
"Boss, it's not me talking about you, you're obviously a monkey, why do you care about people's things!" Haba was on the counter and pushed Monkey Er a cup of coffee.
"That's it, damn it, I'm not a monkey!" roared the monkey.
Huba is looking at a neurotic: "Yes yes yes, you're not a monkey!"
"Without further ado, how is the investigation going, and what is ABT's attitude towards people?"
"No attitude!" Haba said.
"People are brutal and provoking the authority of the tyrant than Beamon, Christopher didn't give any cheating orders?Maybe he will be afraid of the black market, and he won't dare to play real, but if he plays false, ABT has the most such talents, and it's so calm that it's uneasy these days!" Monkey Er took another sip of coffee.
Haba said: "The informant I planted at the General Bureau said that at first Kesritofo was very angry, claiming to come to the old Golden State to tear up Renman Street with his bare hands, but then news came from the Fierce Domain, saying that the 30 million tons of bronze ore had been found, and he was in a hurry to go to the Fierce Domain to eat!"
"Oh!" Monkey Er walked into the counter, pulled open the drawer, grabbed the big red bill inside, and stuffed it into his woven bag.
"Boss, my small business, you can rob this little money!?" Haba wanted to cry without tears.
Monkey Er shook his head: "Your information is not worth it for me to pay you so much salary! !”
As he spoke, he took out a handful of red money from the drawer, and was about to stuff it into the woven bag, when Haba quickly pulled the money back.
"I've got one more exciting!" Haba said.
Monkey Er raised his eyes: "Exciting?"
Haba sold: "You're going to report to Twist Babao?"
Monkey Er nodded and said: "Yes! Twist Babao is one of the top ten offices in the black market, and the entrance opened this time is in the old Golden State! The key is that there is no choice! The notice of the black market is replied, and the designated group location is 767V Fort!"
"Don't divert the topic, what news do you say is exciting!" Monkey Er said impatiently.
"The main force of the cool regiment is in the ...... of Twisting Fort," Haba slowly added, "They took the horizontal cannon number, and now they are working for ABT, and they are waiting for your 2B combination!"
Monkey Er blinked for a long time.
"Damn!" he roared, "bluff me, what kind of excitement is this! ”
As he spoke, he snatched the big red bill from Haba's hand, stuffed it into a woven bag, and walked out of the single dog café in a huff.
Outside the store, he picked up the conch stone: "AK, have you arrived!"
Conch Stone: "I've ...... I've arrived"
Monkey II called out the toilet.
The conch stone slowly added the words: "In the Xiltun Hotel!"
"Fuck!!" Monkey Er couldn't hold back a fart in an instant, and the toilet suddenly jumped more than ten meters, "I said that the coordinates are on the sea, go to the East Bay first! What are you doing at the Xilton Hotel?"
"Eat!"
A chattering voice came from the other end of the conch stone: "Soon! Eight hundred catties of rice...... A few bites away!"
Monkey Er hung up the conch stone, picked up the rusty mobile phone again, and pressed it upward.
......
This moment.
Old Golden State. On the streets, in shopping malls, in large public toilets.
And......
Any corner with a network signal and a brute shadow.
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Inside a fork-shaped building in the old Golden State.
A two-headed snake man in a chef's uniform roared with a kitchen knife: "Bastard, that rat man stole the rice from the kitchen?!"
A shadow puppet drilled out of the crack in the door, swelled in an instant, and turned into a beautiful young naked man, took out the set of clothes given by Monkey Er from the tattoo on the back of his neck, and changed into it.
......
"Boom, boom!"
A short time later, a motorcycle drove out of the open kitchen of the Silton Hotel.
There was a young man sitting on the motorcycle, and a conch stone pendant around his neck floated an air light screen, which read: Go straight in the East Bay!
......
"Whew!"
The sea breeze in the East Bay is strong.
The motorcycle stopped on top of a reef.
"Whoa!" Xu Yan heard the sound of a toilet flushing, and then Monkey Er arrived and sat in the back seat of his motorcycle.
"I'm rubbing! It's not a way to fart like this, if I'm not in a hurry, I'd rather do the No. 6 bus!" Monkey Er touched his buttocks wistfully, and then called out the coordinates stored in the conch stone, and pointed in the direction of the coordinates, his hand pointed forward, "The motorcycle walks! The coordinates are on the sea, that direction!"
......
"Boom, boom!"
The motorcycle with X gold steel as the core walks on the water, as smooth as land.
The speed of the motorcycle is very fast, and the water marks formed by the wheels on the sea surface stretch for thousands of kilometers before being broken up by the new waves.
"Stop!" Monkey Er shouted, "Stop, this is it." ”
On the empty sea, he didn't even see a fishman, Xu Yan said suspiciously: "Is this the entrance?
Monkey Er continued to study the coordinates, and he shook his head: "Not in the sea!"
"Inside the tornado!" he said.
"Tornado?" Xu Yan repeated suspiciously.
Monkey Er explained: "Black Market No. 767 dimensional space, known for twisting ba, is actually a twisted castle, twisted like a tornado, so the entrance to the screwing fort is usually located in a tornado!"
"You mean, we're going to wait for a tornado here?" Xu Yandao added with a tightness in his chest, "In broad daylight, the weather is clear, here, waiting for a tornado?"
"Yes, this is a tornado blowing from the black market, different from the natural weather ......of the barbarians," Monkey Er explained, "The tornado passes through the water surface, it will absorb water and rise, forming a water column, and it will meet with the clouds, commonly known as "dragon taking water", and when the dragon takes water in this coordinate range, the passage will be opened!"
Xu Yan said: "Do you have to be here?"
"Yes!" Monkey Er explained, "You must suck it up within the specified coordinate range before you can enter the space orbit of the black market, so you must stand in a good position, and if you are sucked up in other places, you will be crushed!"
"What about tornadoes?" Xu Yan opened his clairvoyance, looked around at the surrounding sea, and said, "A radius of five kilometers, there is no tornado that the dragon absorbs water, are we here early?"
Monkey Er sighed: "The dragon absorbs water in this coordinate range, and it only stays for 0.01 seconds! So, we have to wait here in advance!"
"Then when will it come?" Xu Yan said.
Monkey Er looked at the coordinates displayed on the conch stone, and then took out a yellow calendar and a pocket watch from the woven bag.
"It should be soon...... "Put the yellow calendar back into the woven bag, looking at the pocket watch, Monkey Er said in a deep voice, "At the latest, it won't be more than a quarter of an hour, and the tornado will come!"
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"We can't wait!" Monkey Er said to Xu Yan, "You guy always loses everything, don't you lose those audit materials!"
Xu Yan gave Monkey Er a roll of the eyes: "One is the brand that endorses the inheritance of the barbarian, and the other is the fingerprint document of the tens of billions of people, you can't lose it, and you don't dare to lose it!"
"Don't pack the ticket...... "Monkey Erdao, "I'm a senior second cargo master, I have to go through it in person, confirm it before you can rest assured!"
"Hurry up, take it out and check if it's in this tattoo!" Monkey Er went to scratch the silver cross tattoo on the back of Xu Yan's neck.
"Yes, I'm afraid of you, I'll take it!"
With a turn of mind, a wooden sign and a scroll appeared in Xu Yan's hand.
Monkey Er picked up the wooden sign and touched it: "Well, this is right!"
After checking it, he stuffed it into Xu Yan's tattoo.
Then start checking the paperwork!
"This ......" Monkey Er frowned and checked it several times.
Nervous hands pulled out a magnifying glass from the woven bag and examined it several more times.
"Holy! This is a fake!"
"Fake?" Xu Yan didn't believe it, "How can the document I personally received from the chairman be fake? ”
"Fake, my senior second master, never walked away, this magnifying glass you think is street goods, this is the professional inspection mirror used by the black market document review office, I have checked it repeatedly, how dare I say nonsense, this is a high-imitation document, not a real thing!"