Chapter 161 Special B001, join the group!

Monkey Er looked at Xu Yan, as if hoping that he could say something, but Xu Yan didn't speak, he began to dig into the woven bag on his back for a while, and finally took out a rusty mobile phone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"How much is the customer service number of the Human Barbarian Guild?" Monkey Er pressed a few buttons, stopped, and asked Xu Yan.

Xu Yan shook his head and said, "You don't need to call the guild." ”

"Why don't!" Monkey Er glanced at Xu Yan with squinted eyes, a little angry, "The passage to twist Babao is about to open in less than a quarter of an hour, and the chain will be dropped at a critical time, this is a fake paperwork!"

Xu Yan lowered his head, looked at the documents in his hand, and sneered: "Do you think everyone who dares to lend me their lives will deliberately give me fake documents?"

Monkey Er took a deep breath, and then was speechless: "......"

Xu Yan said: "They definitely don't know, the biggest possibility, this document has already been dropped, and they are kept in the dark!"

He raised his eyes and looked at Monkey Er: "It won't help you call over, it will only cause everyone's burden!"

"What should I do then?The passage is about to open, and we will have to run for nothing without paperwork......" Monkey Er's face became heavier and heavier the more he spoke, and his angry appearance was like crying and mourning, "And the black market's style of doing things has always been neat, and it won't give us a second chance!"

"Just go and get the real thing back!"

Xu Yan licked his dry lips, shook his head slightly, chuckled seemingly casually, and then took out a piece of chewing gum from the silver cross tattoo, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it: "This chewing gum is lemon-flavored and a little sour." ”

Monkey Er opened his mouth, and it took a long breath to ease up: "Nima, is it time to discuss the taste of chewing gum?"

"Jump!"

The gum blew out a bubble and broke, crunching it.

Monkey 2: "......"

This action really made Monkey Er speechless, since the AK48 trial of the Majin Black Market lost the dog, the action of blowing gum is the prelude to AK48's hacking!

"So you have the answer, do you know who did it?" Monkey Er suddenly looked at Xu Yan with a blank eye.

“......”

"Get out of the car!" Xu Yan said suddenly.

Monkey Er was dumbfounded: "What are you doing?"

"You wait here for the entrance to open, and I'll be back soon!"

......

"Boom, boom!"

The sound of the motor.

Monkey Er sat on the toilet, watched the motorcycle leave, and shouted unwillingly, "You have to tell me who to cut, right?"

......

"Whew!"

The motorcycle was speeding on the sea, with the sound of whirring wind in his ears, Xu Yan closed his eyes, he held the document in his left hand, and the index finger of his right hand gently swiped back and forth on the paperwork, a bit like a human Chinese medicine diagnosis, and a bit like playing the mobile app "melon and fruit cut!"

The paperwork finger hair glowed faintly silver!

This is a relatively successful function developed by Xu Yan on his body after [clairvoyance], called fingerprint recognition.

Focusing all the five senses and six senses on the body on the fingerprint of the index finger, and then blessing it with soul energy, even the chlorophyll in the herb cells can be sensed and identified.

"Whew!"

Finger swipe.

In the process of "fingerprint recognition", Xu Yan's brows trembled more and more frequently, and he had an urge to vomit-

"What kind of material is this document made of, it's disgusting!"

"Whew!"

Finger swipe!

"Red ink mixed with armyworm snot!"

"Whew!"

"Mushrooms in the belly of a roast crow!"

"Whew!"

"Rotten egg liquid marinated in koala saliva for two years!"

"Whew!"

"Sun-dried rotten cabbage leaves ......"

“......”

"And ......"

"The droppings of toads that have been fried in a tin pan!"

......

"Whew!"

Xu Yan's mind turned, and the paperwork disappeared from his hand and entered the tattoo storage bag.

He patted the necklace pendant conch stone, and a light screen rose from the conch stone, which read: "Located, Mr. Tussaud's re-Gu shop!"

......

In the western suburbs of the old Jinzhou, the commercial pedestrian street of Huangsha Road, the last store, small and broken, the signboard on the door has been crooked 30 degrees, and it reads - Mr. Tussauds: HS grade 10 [fake and true] craft certification! 253 years of experience, zero negative reviews.

"Bang!"

The sound of a motor, with a violent sound of breaking wind, shook the signboard down.

The next moment.

Xu Yan flashed into the store.

The hall is small and dimly lit, with specimens of various shapes and colors hanging from the ceiling, and coffins of different styles embedded in the walls.

Dust reflected the dim light and flew around the store.

It's like a haunted house that has been abandoned for many years, with a heavy smell of rot, Xu Yan sniffed it, and he could still smell the smell of toad feces fried in a tin pot, the smell gradually faded, it should have been fried three days ago.

"That's it. ”

Xu Yan waved his hand to drive the dust away from his surroundings.

The passage to Twist Babao is about to open, and there is no time to waste.

Two minutes had passed, the taste of the gum had faded, and Xu Yan spit out the gum in his mouth and was about to make a move.

Suddenly!

There was a clanging sound from somewhere behind the store, and a familiar figure walked out of the back hall.

"Why are you here?" said a soft voice.

Xu Yan looked at Asa with doubts: "Why are you ...... Here!?"

Two sentences, but at the same time.

"You also found a problem with the paperwork...... Ah Sa said, "In the old Golden State, he can be a real barbar, it's him......"

"Come out!" Asa shouted behind him.

A goblin rat raised his hands and slowly walked out of a coffin chamber, a pink gun held firmly against his head.

Xu Yan looked at the goblin rat, with long ears, a pointed nose, a rat face, and no facial hair, about as high as his knees, and his big light-colored eyes were like two shining moons in the dim shop.

"It seems that you are the famous Mr. Tussaud!" Xu Yan floated a soul fire in his hand, and went straight into it with a single knife, "Hand over the barbarian documents!"

Tussaud cried and said, "What kind of person is a barbarian paperwork, I really don't know!"

"Don't you know?" Xu Yan snorted lightly, and the soul fire brushed over the face of the goblin rat.

In an instant, the goblin rat's pupils dilated, and a cold sweat broke out, as if he had lost his soul: "I...... I know ......"

"Then take it out!" Xu Yan shouted.

The goblin rat was really afraid of the cold soul fire, and trembled, "I'm just a craftsman, how dare I move people's ideas, their endorsement is AK48!"

Speaking of which, he seemed to have something in mind......

"Silver Coolfire!"

At this moment, looking up at Xu Yan, the goblin rat's voice trembled suddenly: "You...... You're the AK48 who led the brutal victory over Beamon's cursed soul body!?"

Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, and sent a few souls of fire in his hand over.

The goblin rat was frightened, and cried out like a begging for mercy: "I said! I said! The human barbarian document really didn't have me here! Three days ago, an arrow-backed porcupine man took a human barbarian document and told me to make a copy! I didn't want to take it, but I saw Colonel Zol Webber sitting in his hair! This shows that ABT wants to fix you, and I can only comply...... Otherwise, I'll be the one who will be rectified!"

"Zol Weber?" Xu Yan wondered, "Isn't he dead?"

"I didn't ...... No!" said the goblin rat, "he has nine lives, and he died once, and he has eight lives!"

"I know!" Xu Yan said.

Putting a piece of chewing gum in his mouth, Xu Yan's soul fire approached the goblin rat again.

"I want to ...... You must know where he is now!"

......

Sea level.

The wind is getting stronger!

The waves are getting bigger.

The toilet was motionless at the sea, but Monkey Er was anxious.

The tornado had already appeared, and within the range of his vision, Monkey II had already seen a column of water connecting the sea and the sky.

He picked up the conch stone and urged, "The dragon fetched water...... Hurry up, or it'll be too late!!"

......

Assiba base, the headquarters of the three services!

Sea, land and air, a total of hundreds of thousands of elite troops are arranged in a fan shape, surrounding a high platform.

A helicopter was parked on a high platform in the center of the three services.

A female arrowback porcupine carefully fiddled with the hairpin on her head, walked up to the high platform, and waved at the three armies before entering the helicopter.

"There are hundreds of thousands of elites in the Third Army, AK48 wants to touch the colonel, why should the colonel go to the main bureau to report in person?" she said, but it looked like she was talking to herself.

A hooded miniature rat man popped out of his head from under the hairpin: "You fat pig! What are you waving, do you think everyone is sending you, go to the General Administration to report in person, that's called sincerity, promotion and salary increase depends on this experience!"

"Have you got the paperwork?" asked Zolweber.

"Don't worry, it's in my bag!"

"That's good!" Zoll Weber suddenly gritted his teeth, "The barbarians also want to form a group to counterattack, I'm phew!"

"AK48, I won't forgive you! Entering the black market is your death!!"

......

"Boom, boom!"

Suddenly, a low rumble broke the silence around them.

As the three armies looked around for clues, the sound grew louder and louder, and finally it became a roar that came from above their heads.

When they looked up, they saw a vague shadow of a car.

The next moment.

The flaming flying motorcycle landed in the open space in front of them!

Meanwhile!

The arrowback porcupine brute had collapsed to the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

It's just electric.

"It's AK48!?"

Tens of thousands of barbarian soldiers were shocked.

And the next moment.

"Boom, boom!"

Motorcycles fly.

A beautiful line of fire was drawn through the air and quickly disappeared from the brute's field of vision.

......

"Whew!"

The arrowback porcupine shook his dazed head, and his vision gradually became clear, and there was a corpse on the ground: "Colonel Zoll Weber!?"

"How is it possible, just now, what the hell happened......"

......

Sea level.

The waves are surging even bigger!!

The wind is stronger.

Monkey Er let out five farts in a row before he could barely control the toilet bowl and not be blown out of the coordinate circle by the wind.

He looked in the direction of the old Golden State, hasn't he come yet?

Picking up the conch stone, Monkey II called for the eighteenth time: "Hurry up, you must arrive within three minutes, otherwise this opportunity will be blown!"

......

The motorcycle headed in the direction of East Bay and stopped at the bay.

"Come down!" Xu Yan said to Ah Sa behind him.

"I'm not coming down!"

Xu Yan said lightly: "That's good!"

"Whew!"

With a sound of breaking wind, the motorcycle disappeared, and Ah Sa fell to the ground.

Xu Yan's expression didn't say anything, and his eyes swept indifferently over Ah Sa's face.

"Why?" Ah Sa got up, her childish face was still full of annoyance, and her breath became short, "Why don't you take me to the murderous road? Why?!"

"There is no why!" Xu Yan said.

After Xu Yan finished speaking, he re-aroused the motorcycle and was about to leave.

"Goodbye, I'm still on my way!" he said, making a goodbye gesture, with extremely mixed feelings.

"Da!"

Xu Yan could feel the pink gun, the muzzle of which was aimed at his head.

"Why don't you let me go?!" The corners of Ah Sa's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, the hand holding the gun trembled slightly, and said in a trembling condensation, "Because, I'm not mutated or evolved, am I not qualified?"

The motorcycle disappeared again.

Xu Yan turned his head and his eyes were sharp: "Yes! You are not qualified!"

"That's not where you're supposed to be!"

He gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "No matter what...... I won't take you to the wrong road!"

Xu Yan didn't dare to look at Ah Sa, so he could only force himself to be ruthless, and then looked at the distant scenery in disguise, a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes, and there was fear, so he had to force himself to be ruthless!

In my mind, I can still vividly recall that scene.

"Welcome to Class B, ladies are preferred! No. 1 is not received, here you go!Special B001!"

"Bang!"

The gunshot, the blood shadow falling off the cliff.

"Asha!!"

......

"Whew-"

Take a deep breath.

Xu Yan glanced back at Ah Sa and saw her holding a gun helplessly like a wounded little lamb, looking at herself,

"Because, you have to live well!" Xu Yan silently recited countless times in his heart.

......

"Chicken coo!"

The conch stone rang.

The roar of the second monkey erupted from the conch stone, like a volcanic eruption, with its own public release effect, and the conch stone trembled and trembled.

"Hurry! It's coming, there's still a minute, it's only a minute!

Xu Yan blocked his ears with one hand and replied, "I got the barbarian paperwork!"

On the other side of the conch stone, Monkey Er's voice broke out again: "If you get it, come back quickly, what are you doing slowly?"

"Hurry up and bring the barbarian papers, hurry up!!The passage to enter the black market No. 767 dimensional space is only opened once every three months, and the F-level barbarians are not welcomed in the black market, if you flout the crime of the black market, it is estimated that it will be difficult to apply for the murder group in the future! Hurry up!!"

......

"Boom, boom!"

The sound of the motor.

"Bang!"

Xu Yan urged the accelerator, and he heard the gunshot.

He turned around and saw Asa with a pistol.

The muzzle of the gun fired a rattan, which wrapped around the motorcycle, and Asa's body flew up with the motorcycle.

He heard Asa shouting, hysterically.

"Bastard, I want to be a mutant or an evolutionary, you won't understand that!"

For some reason, a sudden burst of sourness rushed straight into Xu Yan's nasal cavity!

Xu Yan was stunned, and looked at Ah Sa strangely and quietly...... In a few moments, he swung his arms, stretched them, grabbed her, grabbed her, held her tightly, and carefully grasped it to the back seat of the skeleton chariot......