A dog, a small dog, with a sign on its chest that read: Police Number 1211. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hello officer!"

The white-faced ape bent down to take a photograph from the dog officer.

"This is a picture of the wanted AK48, have you ever seen this person?"

The white-faced ape's face is white, but the eye area is black, he looked at the photo seriously, rubbed his chin with his right hand, and his expression was quite cooperative: "The background should be on the train, when was it taken secretly, the light is not good, but you can see the face clearly......"

"Wow! No, there are so many pimples, so big...... Look at this one, it's all pus!"

The officer raised his throat: "Have you seen it?"

The white-faced ape shook his head: "No"

The puppy cop took out a photo again: "Then you guys look at this version again." ”

Take the second photo.

Looking at it, the white-faced ape took a deep breath.

"This image ...... I saw the newspaper yesterday, and I queued up barefoot to buy cones in Lemon Town, but I really haven't seen it in Majincheng...... Such a dirty beggar like in the photos!"

The officer pulled out another photo: "What about this?"

The white-faced ape took over and said, "No!"

The officer turned his head to look at Xu Yan.

Xu Yan also shook his head innocently.

"I haven't seen it!"

..........

"Ah, this is the most original version, according to the clues provided by the townspeople of Dongtang Town, I found the most powerful sketch portrait master in the Dadong District to draw it, and it was also unanimously approved by the townspeople of Dongtang Town, it must be right, you can take a look. The puppy policeman said solemnly.

The white-faced ape simply took the portrait neatly, looked at it, and took a deep breath again.

"Tsh-"

"No......! Three nostrils !!!"

"Is this the recognized original, the person with three nostrils, really a mutant, too mutated, so stumbling !!"

The white-faced ape patted his chest, suppressed his shock, and suddenly said to the puppy officer: "Sir, I don't think it's effective for you to look for it like this, these wanted portraits should all be invalidated, if I were AK48, I would have changed my costume again a long time ago, and my brain is still dressed the same!"

As he spoke, he stabbed Xu Yan: "I'm right, boss." ”

Xu Yan nodded and said to the puppy officer, "Well, that's true." ”

Officer Dog stared at Xu Yan and suddenly fell silent.

The white-faced ape answered: "Yes, sir, I haven't seen it, if we find traces of AK48, we will definitely report it immediately, Ma Jincheng's reporting hotline 3330-1333, I remember it well." ”

Officer Dog ignored the white-faced ape, his eyes were still focused on Xu Yan.

"yes, this reminds me that AK48 is so good at camouflage, these photos of wanted criminals should all be invalidated, but why do I think you are so nasty......"

Officer Dog touched his chin: "There are really a few people with long legs and strange hair in this city, but they have all been registered, what is your name, what is your ID number, I will verify it." ”

"This ......"

Xu Yan touched his head and behaved as calmly as he was: "I didn't bring it, how many ID numbers are there, oops, my memory, wait, I want to think about it......"

This scene was a little embarrassing, and the white-faced ape interjected with a smile: "People say that the legs are long and brainless, my customer has a leg length of two meters, and it is too difficult for him to remember the 13-digit ID number!"

"Then there is no way...... Officer Dog continued to look at Xu Yan, and suddenly said coldly, "If you go out to the police once, you can't go back empty-handed, in this way, you go to the bureau first and squat, I will inform your relatives and friends, if your relatives and friends can bring materials to verify your identity...... You'll be released on bail at that time. ”

"If not, then you are the Makin Prison, today, the 292nd heavy suspect of AK48!"

"Dangdang!"

The sound of handcuffs was ringing.

The handcuffs in the hands of the dog officer are black, Xu Yan has seen such handcuffs, they are made of special materials, and they are particularly good in contraction, they can be big or small, the handcuffs are not too big, and the handcuffed elephants are not too small.

Xu Yan said helplessly: "Do you have to go?"

Officer Dog picked up the handcuffs and walked to Xu Yan's side: "According to the above, anyone who finds a foreigner and can't tell his identity must be taken away!"

"Alright then!" Xu Yan was very cooperative.

"Let's go!"

"Bang-!!!"

...........

"It's over!

The white ape cried with a sad face: "Boss, I'm embarrassed for you to do this, don't you just need an ID card, as for it? If that guy wakes up, he will definitely think that I am in the same group as you......"

"Otherwise, you go and kill him, or you can honestly join forces with me!" Xu Yan shrugged his shoulders, looking indifferent.

So, I'll with you, but the premise is to add money, you know that if that guy comes back to me, I'll have to explain to him that a flower pot fell from the sky and knocked him out, but you say...... Will he believe it?"

The flower pot was broken and shattered on the head of the dog officer, Xu Yan picked up the blood-stained sunflower on the dog officer's head, and suddenly asked the white-faced ape: "Then do you believe it?"

"Believe what?"

"Letter...... A ...... fell from the sky Flower pots!"

"I believe it, this flower pot is really amazing...... white-faced ape raised his head and said in a loud voice, "The stupid fork owner on the second floor raises so many flowers, you see, the flower pot is densely arranged, boss, let's not stay here, I didn't buy accident insurance, in case I was hit by flowers and plants, it would be bad......"

As he spoke, he looked down at the dog officer on the ground who was smashed with a brain of blood, and the white-faced ape trembled with fear: "Hey, you said this chief, why do you carry it like this!"

Without the white-faced ape noticing, Xu Yan raised his hand and inserted Xiang Yangju into a flower pot on the balcony on the second floor, his two-meter-high legs, and his hand suddenly extended by more than two meters, just enough to reach.

Facing the dog officer lying on the ground, the white-faced ape sighed: "We all said that we would go to the bureau with him, but unfortunately, we can't go now!"

"By the way, do you want to call an ambulance? It's like two hundred dollars a trip......."

He touched his pocket: "Hey, forget it!"

"Da Da Da!"

Footsteps.

"Hey, boss, wait for me!"

The white-faced ape turned around and expressed his remembrance to the dog police officer on the ground again, and then looked at the deadly brain-smashing flower pots on the second floor, and suddenly, he had a thrilling spirit on his back!

"Hey, when did that blood-stained Xiangyang chrysanthemum run to the second floor again?!"

"Da Da Da!"

"Hey, boss, wait for me!"

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