"Ma Jincheng...... I'm coming!"

Xu Yan opened his hands to greet the charming atmosphere of the city, today's wind is a little strong, and the warm wind in July penetrates the "bear's paw" hole in the T-shirt and drills into the skin of the stomach-

"Hah!"

Xu Yan sneezed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Little brother isn't a local!" a white-faced and thin-tailed ape handed Xu Yan a business card, "Do you need accommodation...... Golden Night Lang Hotel, big bed room, 7% off today!"

Xu Yan picked up the business card and looked at it, and then returned it to the white-faced thin-tailed monkey: "I think, I shouldn't need it." ”

"Little brother, don't sauce, take a look again, our house prices are very cheap. The white-faced ape didn't give up, and chased after him.

"I'm a local!" Xu Yan said perfunctorily, not stopping.

"Natives?"

Looking at Xu Yan's distant back, the white-faced ape scratched his head in confusion, no, it is rare to see such a species in the city, his face is full of hair, and his bare legs are two meters long, not to mention Majin City, even the entire Dadong District, it is rare......

It should be the Eskimo hairy people of the Northwest!

Yes, that's right, it must be the long-legged hairy Oba, the hormonal Eskimo.

Looking down at the business card in his hand, the white-faced rough-tailed ape suddenly exclaimed: "Ahhhh

With a pen pinned to his chest, the white-faced ape hurriedly took it down, crossed out the "one" on the business card, and changed it to "ten", which felt that it was not very right......

Change it again.

"Golden Night...... Hundredjiro!" Looking at the re-revised business card in his hand, the white-faced ape sighed, "This should be fierce enough!!"

......

"Hey, wait, wait!"

"Anyway, I'm a local, I don't live in the store!" Looking at the white-faced ape panting in front of him, Xu Yan was very helpless.

"Our hotel, it's really good, you can take a look at it again!" The white-faced ape stood on tiptoe and handed the business card back to Xu Yan's hand.

Xu Yan's lips stiffened in embarrassment: "Golden Night One Hundred Jiro!?"

"Thanks, really, really not needed!"

I returned the business card.

......

Looking at Xu Yan's departing back again, such a result, the white-faced ape refused in his heart.

"Hey...... Wait, wait!"

Xu Yan stopped helplessly again: "What's the matter?"

"Whew-"

The white-faced ape gasped, clutched his stomach, and looked up at Xu Yan.

"Whew-"

Still gasping.

"I really don't live in the store......" Xu Yan gradually became a little impatient.

"Actually......" the white-faced ape gasped, "Actually, there are also males!"

"Clams?"

Xu Yan didn't understand much: "What male and female?"

"That is, if you don't have a good mother, we also have a male ...... here."

“......！”

Xu Yan's expression froze completely.

......

"Da Da Da!"

"Hey, wait, wait!"

Pimping to this, Xu Yan really didn't know how to say it, he said with a straight face: "I said that I don't live in the store, if you want to be entangled like this, I will call the police!"

"Don't Don't ......"

The white-faced ape hurriedly waved his hand, breathless and said, "I...... This time, I don't ...... It's not a ...... for you to stay in."

"Then what are you doing blocking me?" Xu Yan laughed angrily.

He felt that the white-faced ape was a little unreasonable, and this guy seemed to be holding something in his hand and wanted to hand it to him.

"Is it a business card again, no need! It's that you change it to a thousand times, ten thousand times, add male, female, shemale, eunuch, I don't need it!"

"No...... No!" said the white-faced ape anxiously.

Xu Yan looked at him impatiently, but to see what ivory he could spit out.

"Business is not friendship, you don't live in our store, but we can't lose our good service image......"

Xu Yan hurriedly stopped him: "What do you want to say!?"

The white-faced ape stood on tiptoe: "Pick it up!"

"What's my?"

The white-faced ape said: "Your hairy ......"

"It's gone!"

Taking that pinch of hair, Xu Yan's expression became even more stiff.

"Actually, I also sell Baye shampoo, many animal people come to me to get the goods, Baye shampoo is my exclusive formula, specializing in the treatment of bald hair breakage, it is very effective!" The white-faced ape pushed Xu Yan's waist, "Do you want to try it, I will count you 7% off." ”

Xu Yan collapsed and slapped Mao on his face: "Okay, if you are in a hurry to use the money, I need a tour guide......

......

The white-faced ape counted the big bills in his hand: "One, two, three!"

"Okay, two red ones, one green one, two hundred and five! This business can be done, boss, I'm yours today, use it as you like!"

Putting the money in his pocket, the white-faced ape sighed.

"Boss, you spend a lot of money, I'll just say, your clothes are deliberately torn, or fist-shaped, it's too trendy, do you want me to make a hole in my clothes to match the boss's style." ”

“......！”

Xu Yan was speechless and choked.

"Let's go buy a dress first!" Xu Yan said with a sigh.

"Clams?"

......

"The clothes here are pretty good!" said the white-faced ape, pointing to a shop.

The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched stiffly: "That's right! I mean to buy clothes with better elasticity...... But ......"

"But...... I don't want underwear!"

At the right time, the clerk greeted him from the store: "Come on, come in and take a look, our store only makes the most professional women's underwear, and it has a reputation in this Majin City, especially these two ...... Lace-edged. ”

"Hey, sir, don't, don't go!!"

......

"Da Da Da!"

"You second goods!" Xu Yan was so angry that he raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and said, "Get me back two hundred and five!"

"Oops, don't sauce, I thought you liked ......"

Xu Yan almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood rushing out: "What do you think I like?"

The white-faced ape was holding his money pocket with both hands, but his face was innocent: "I misunderstood, the boss will give me another chance!"

"Give you another chance?"

"The principle of my work, you can return the goods, but you won't refund the money, so, boss, give me another chance, anyway, your money has already been spent, and I will try my best to make up for it......" Speaking of this, the white-faced ape was a little surprised, "By the way, how do you know that my name is Erhao?!"

Xu Yan found it very difficult to communicate with this guy who was not an ape, an ape, not a monkey, and a clown in an opera troupe.

"Ma Jincheng, who doesn't know that my name is the second cargo master, and I turn to the ...... of second-hand goods"

"So, a hotel room can also be second-hand?"

The white-faced ape nodded and said: "It's second-hand, the couple staying at No. 173 of the big bed room, I went to Poland Street early this morning, I guess I can't come back in three hours, so, just pull someone, three hours to get a seven-fold discount, it's very reasonable!"

Xu Yan raised his leg is a kick: "I'll go to your uncle!"

"Oops, your legs are so long, be careful of falling!"

"Bang dang!"

Xu Yan stretched his legs too long, like two chopsticks, and when he raised his feet in excitement, he was indeed unstable, and he almost stumbled and fell to the ground.

The white-faced ape hurriedly helped Xu Yan up: "Boss, be careful." ”

At this moment, there was a shout.

"The first two, wait, have you ever seen this person?"