Early the next morning, Liu Zijin returned to the room with breakfast, stretched out his foot and kicked Li Zhihao, and said with a smile: "Get up, I'm going to die soon." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Zhihao's fingers moved, he squinted at Liu Zijin, turned over, and said perfunctorily: "My head hurts so much, let me sleep again." ”

"I could have let you sleep a little more, but I feel like you mean the same thing I often mean by my mother and my sister. That's the equivalent of hours. ”

"Huhuhuhuhu......"

Liu Zijin squatted down and pushed Li Zhihao, and said, "Don't pretend to be asleep for me." ”

"Are you human, I drank so much yesterday and I feel like my head is going to explode today. ”

"Oh. ”

"Hangover, hangover, you know? What needs to be after a hangover is rest. ”

Liu Zijin sighed and said quietly: "Do you really want me to tell your little secret? I don't want to say it, as soon as I say this, this unhappy air will fill the whole room." ”

"Whirring ......"

"Okay, you forced me. Liu Zijin picked up a wine bottle from the ground and held it in his hand, and slowly chanted like Li Bai, "Taishou and guests come to drink here, drink less and get drunk, and the year is the highest, so he calls himself a drunkard." The drunkard's intention is not in the wine, but in the mountains and rivers. The joy of mountains and rivers, the heart and the wine of the house. Wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, flowers are not charming, people are self-obsessed......"

"Don't, don't say it. Injure...... It really hurts ......" Li Zhihao immediately sat up, there was no trace of drunkenness in his neat movements, and his tone when he said this was as funny as ever, but his eyes clearly revealed a little sadness.

Liu Zijin smiled lightly and said, "Okay, man with a story, it's time for breakfast." ”

Li Zhihao took the breakfast and complained: "If other people said this, I would have left directly." ”

"Hey, I wouldn't have said that if it were anyone else. ”

"Haha, that's it. Then I have a question too. ”

"What's the problem?"

"What's going on with you and your little girlfriend named Lin Liwei? I can see that you like her very much, and you are very happy every time you talk about her. ”

Liu Zijin smiled slightly and replied: "I already have a rough idea of which one we are looking for, now I will explain the reason." ”

"He's very happy that you changed the subject, why don't you let me change it too. ”

Liu Zi glanced at him and continued: "Although this world is full of foreign theories, there are not many people who can actually communicate. Let's remove the option of inorganic matter first, and even if they can understand what we say, we can't understand what they mean. Besides, I don't think inorganic matter thinks the same way we do. ”

"Do you know how many teachers in our school are silicon-based creatures?"

"You know, don't you interrupt, okay? After getting rid of the inorganic things and the game stage, the next thing left is flesh and blood creatures. And among these creatures, animals are the first ones I exclude, for the same reason as above. Don't talk to the teachers in the school, okay? I think the beast-eared girl is very cute, but now is the time to talk about this!"

"Oh, then you go on. ”

"After that, there are basically only two kinds left, gods and people. And gods are basically divided into three categories, the will of the earth, the good gods and the evil gods. The first of these to be excluded is the good gods. ”

"How can it be a good god, shouldn't it be an evil god that was excluded in the first place?"

"Do you think about what we're going to do, and what we're going to do is almost as good as destroying the world? Will the good gods help us?"

"Why not, aren't those in our school all gods?"

"I'm too lazy to gamble, it's okay if we win, but if we lose the bet, we will be properly wiped out, okay? For example, the most of these good gods is Guanyin, yes, the Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva in your memory. ”

"There is also Sister Guanyin here?"

"There are infinite Guanyin sisters here. ”

"I want to see it. ”

"I don't want to. ”

Liu Zijin spread his hands out, and said: "Not to mention the will of the earth and the evil gods, they are basically all mines. ”

"So after a long time, you still have to find someone?"

"That's right, it's the easiest way to find someone. ”

"Nothing new, disappointed. ”

"You have a lot of opinions. ”

"It's quite a lot, and didn't you say that people's hearts are the most unpredictable, why did you go to find people again?"

"Unpredictable is unpredictable, but it is not unmeasurable. ”

"Okay, say I can't win you, you continue. ”

"Hmm. Then I decided on some candidates, and from my understanding of the world, the best person is, the ghost witch. ”

"It's a name that sounds very unknown. ”

Liu Zijin sighed and said, "It's very ominous, but her behavior is relatively predictable." ”

"How?"

"Before I talk about that, let me tell you about the basic setting of this world. Remember when I just said that there are countless Guanyin in this world?"

"Hmm. ”

"Not only are there countless Guanyin, but these Guanyin basically look the same, at most it is just a difference in color. Actually, this is also very understandable, after all, this is a game, and it is troublesome to make a game model. ”

"And then?"

"These people who are completely different in appearance are called brothers and sisters here. ”

"Oh?"

"And the prototypes of their models are generally the bosses. ”

"I thought I was calling my parents. ”

"There are many, many vest emperors in this, and the person I'm looking for is not the most vest among these vest emperors, but the strongest person, to be precise, is a woman. ”

"Which woman?"

"Reimu Hiroshi. ”

"Hahahaha, 100,000 that?"

"That's right, it's her. ”

According to the normal rating, the degree to which everyone can reach the limit is the highest level of God, and there are not many characters on the top of God, and there will be no more than twenty if you calculate it. And among these twenty, there are four reimeng, which are called the original qi reimeng, the white li reimeng, the calamity beauty and the ghost witch. ”

"Wait, aren't we talking about it?"

"That's right, and one of these several spiritual dreams, due to the author's reinforcement day after day, has finally transcended this level and become an outsider. And outside of this theory, it is the ghost witch. ”

"Why are you called a ghost witch?"

"It's very simple, because she's not a Hakurei Reimu or a human anymore, she's a blackened Reimu, a reimu possessed by a ghost. ”

"And a demon can possess a shrine maiden?"

"Hahahaha, you forgot about the X demon worm?"

"Hahaha, I remembered. ”

"But it's true that she's not possessed by a ghost.,To be precise, the ghost witch is one of her personalities.,It's her abusive personality after abandoning all scruples and reason.。 ”

"You're going to talk to an abusive personality?"

"Hahaha, don't run away in a hurry. And the appearance of the character of the ghost witch is very simple, it is because of the incense money. ”

"Incense money?"

"Yes, when Reimu was feeling sorry for herself because she couldn't collect incense money because she ate soil all day long, Zimei suddenly appeared, and coldly mentioned that there was a lot of incense money in the shrine outside. The ghost witch suddenly appeared......"

After listening, Li Zhihao was silent for a long time and held back a sentence: "Poverty is the most terrible." ”

"Now you know why I'm looking for her, right?"

"I still don't get it. ”

"Alas, you didn't think about it at all, it's definitely impossible not to understand, forget it, I'll just say it. First of all, the Ghost Witch is a personality of Hakuri Reimu, which means that the Ghost Witch is easy to find compared to those great immortals who don't know where. ”

"Definitely. ”

"Second, the reason why the personality of the ghost witch appeared was very simple, because of poverty. There are two ways to calm her down, one, let her torture and kill all the living creatures in her vision, and two, give her money. ”

"We don't have any money. ”

Liu Zijin laughed, patted Liu Zijin on the shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter if we don't have money, where are we now?"

"Listen to the wind...... Hahahaha, I see what you mean. ”

"The local tyrant must be defeated!"

After Liu Zijin raised his hand and shouted, he said: "When the time comes, we will use Lou to listen to the wind to calm her down, and then tempt her with money, wouldn't it be beautiful?"

"Do you count this as abducting underage girls?"

"How ugly it is, it's not me, it's Lou Tingfeng. ”

Liu Zijin chuckled lightly and said, "The plan is almost perfect, so only one last question remains." ”

"What's the problem?"

"How can you suppress the ghost witch during the period of time when she appeared and went crazy?"

“...... I had to go beforehand. ”

Li Zhihao pulled his leg and withdrew, Liu Zijin immediately pressed his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Although I have some effect with sealing frost and cherishing the sun, I don't think I can beat her at all." ”

"Come on, you can do it. ”

Liu Zijin sighed, and said, "Isn't your silk thread coming in handy now?"

"What kind of silk thread, is the night flow silk good?"

"Yes, yes, Nightflow, a Nightflow that even a true god can bind. ”

“...... I don't think it's reliable, I must have hung up before I tied her up. ”

"What are you afraid of, don't you still have me?"

"How many seconds can you last? If I can take out the war weariness and the sun, I guess I can hold it for three to five seconds. ”

"Oh, goodbye. ”

"Don't, what are we two brothers still wrying about, so you come and go with me for a while, won't you obey me later?"

"At least I'll feel better after you come and go. ”

"Okay, okay, when we save the world, I'll introduce you to a beautiful little Lori, okay?"

"It's really fake, you want to be a real Lori?"

"Real Lori,I don't remember the Lori neighbor I was talking about. ”

"Remember, you say every day how cute she is, can I remember? I remember...... Remember to call ...... My wife or something?"

"My wife Yuko's little sister is very cute. ”

"Yes, yes, it's her, you want to introduce me to me?"

"Hmm. ”

"Okay, let's go now! How did that ghost witch attack?"

"Ghost knows, law attacks, conceptual attacks, erasure from the world, blah blah blah. ”

"I don't know if the laws of this world don't work for us. ”

"But there are many forms of the Oni Witch, and we may be able to encounter a weak chicken form at first. ”

"What is this probability?"

"About a tenth, right?"

"It's much higher than I thought, so how did that weak chicken form attack?"

"Refer to Hakurei Reimu. ”

"That's okay. ”

"Okay, the matter is settled, then let's start eating breakfast, look at the vermicelli I served, it feels cold!"

"Ah, I want to eat dandan noodles. ”

While the two of them were eating the vermicelli, they began to laugh casually again, and they couldn't tell that they were about to face the fiercest and most vicious human beings in the world.