In the room, Hakurei Reimu kneels on the mat and slowly sipps tea, the happy birds sing happily, listen to their calls, look at the trees in front of them, and occasionally chat with the ghosts sleeping next to her, this is an ordinary day for Hakurei Reimu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info she no longer needs to solve the mutation, nor does she need to retreat from the monsters, now she is just an ordinary witch. A witch who doesn't go to school.,But to the outside world, she calls herself a beautiful girl high school student witch to attract tourists.。

How long has it been since Gensokyo was covered? Hakurei Reimu is too many to count, and there will be no Gensokyo in this world after that day. Without Gensokyo, everything she carried, her duties passed down from generation to generation would disappear without a trace, and even the name Hakurei Reimu would lose its meaning. If she wanted to, she could change it to a nice and trendy name, say, Kasuga?

"Hahaha. ”

Reimu laughed, and Ibuki Suika, who was lying next to her, rolled over, and a snot bubble appeared on her nose. Soon, the snot bubbled up, and Reimu frowned, "What a heavy smell of wine." ”

She grumbled and stood up suddenly, she heard footsteps, and there was more than one footfoot, and it meant that the incense money had fallen for the day. As a dutiful shrine maiden, it was necessary for her to meet the pilgrims, and she disappeared in an instant, and the next second she returned, kicking Suika and kicking her back into the house, and then casually draped her in a sheet.

Ghosts don't catch colds, but this useless ghost will have a hangover, who knows if it will catch a cold? Reimu crossed his hands on his hips and praised himself, "I'm really a gentle person!"

Then, Reimu came to the outside of the shrine and took a broom to sweep up the fallen leaves. Of course, she could have cleaned up all the fallen leaves here with a wave of her hand, but she didn't want to do that, don't get me wrong, it's not for some big reason like sweeping hearts. This is all fooling the pilgrims, and she herself does not believe it at all. She swept the leaves just to ......

"Have you noticed that every time we come to the shrine, the shrine maiden is always sweeping the leaves?"

The voice in which he said this was full of teasing questions, and just by listening to this tone, Reimu knew that this man was a prodigal son who played the world.

"And did you notice that every time you go to the bar, the bartender is wiping his glass?"

The voice of the person who replied was steady, but he spoke with a full smile, and it was obvious that he had a good relationship with the person just now. Reimu immediately made a judgment: "Oh, Kiyou. ”

When the two of them slowly walked up the steps and emerged, Reimu realized that there were three people on the other side. There was also a man who had been tied with a rope in a sleeping bag and taped to his mouth, and it was clear from his resentful eyes that he had been kidnapped.

As soon as she saw Reimu, Liu Zijin first breathed heavily, then swept around behind her, and then smiled: "Hello, Miss Witch, can I ask you a question?"

"Speak. ”

"Why are you sweeping leaves? It stands to reason that with your strength, you don't need to sweep leaves at all. ”

Reimu smiled, "It's a ritual, and a shrine maiden who doesn't sweep the leaves when the guests come is a failure, and I'm sure you don't want to see a shrine maiden who has nothing to do, right?"

"I see. ”

"That's right, I remember my grandmother said that when she used to sit in a daze at the shrine, occasionally pilgrims who came to worship shook their heads and turned around when they saw her appearance. And I obviously don't make that mistake. ”

"Thank you for your answer. ”

"No thanks. ”

After a pause, Reimu said again: "Although the gods in our shrine are in charge of everything, if you want to pray to him for the success of the kidnapping, I'm afraid you will have to give some incense to make it work." ”

Liu Zijin laughed and said, "No, no, you don't need to pray to kidnap this guy. ”

"Oh, what do you want to pray for? Or ......?"

Reimu spun around in place and chuckled, "I'm here to see a beautiful girl and a high school witch? How about it, are you satisfied now? Do you want to buy a few hanging paintings? There are also peripheral figures for sale?"

"It's so beautiful, I'm not satisfied, I'll look at the surroundings later, after all, we're not here for this. ”

"It's not this one, ah, I see! You want that too! It's the one that's been hot lately...... What's it called......"

Reimu thought about it against his chin, and thought about it for a long time before he clapped his hands and smiled: "The mouth of a beautiful girl high school student witch chews wine, right!? Did I guess wrong...... Unfortunately, we don't sell it here. Heck, I'm angry when I say this, I was going to sell chewing wine as soon as I heard about it. As long as there is chewing wine to sell, that Bichi witch on the mountain of monsters will no longer be able to laugh at me, but guess what! The chewing wine that I have worked so hard to get is drunk by an alcoholic after I have fallen asleep! There is nothing left! I was so angry at that time, I wanted to retire her!"

"That's a pity, if there is chewing wine to sell, I will still buy some collections. ”

"That's right! I know! Men like this kind of thing! As long as they have anything to do with beautiful girls, they want it, even if it's saliva!"

"That's right, that's what men are. But I have to correct it, not even saliva. As far as I know, there are quite a few men who come here for the saliva of beautiful girls. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I just know that the saliva in my mouth is so valuable! Now I feel distressed when I sneeze!"

"Hahaha, then you have to be careful. ”

"Well, that's up to you...... Ah, why are we talking! You haven't said what you're here for!"

"About this ......," Liu Zijin smiled slightly, "We are here to be folklore researchers, and our current topic is to study how much incense money each shrine can get each month." ”

"Oh oh! yes, do you have any magazines? Show me!"

Liu Zijin took out a few magazines from his bag, handed them over and said with a smile: "This is our previous magazine, give." ”

Reimu flipped through a few pages at random, and turned around and said, "Are there too many people to see?"

"It's quite a lot, and each issue can sell more than 100,000 copies. ”

"Hundreds of thousands!?"

"Hmm!"

"Do you want money for this research?"

"This costs money...... What does that mean?"

"I mean, do I need to give you money?"

"No, no, and we're going to give you money. ”

"You help me promote the shrine for free and give me money!?"

"Yes. ”

"You...... Coveting my youthful and beautiful body?"

Reimu took a step back with his hands on his chest, and said, "If you give me 100,000 yen a month...... It's not that it can't be considered. ”

"You're mistaken, that's not what I meant, I'm a real researcher. ”

Reimu nodded, and said, "That's good, if you answered just now, now you've flown into the sky." ”

"Hahaha. ”

"And what about the two behind you?

"Oh, the one in the sleeping bag didn't want to come, so I had to use a little coercion. ”

"Why don't you want to come?"

"Let's not talk about this sad topic. ”

"What, what did he say?"

"Don't worry about some bad things. ”

"Tell me. ”

"Who wants to go to that shrine that is old and old and has only one flat-chested shrine maid!" he said. ”

Reimu nodded, oh, and said, "Really?"

"Well, you don't blame him, do you?"

"No, it won't. ”

Saying that, Lingmeng raised his hand again and fired a shot at Lou Tingfeng, Li Zhihao saw this and immediately aimed his sleeping bag at this shot, Lou Tingfeng really took a shot, and immediately fainted.

Liu Zijin smiled lightly and said, "So, can I ask about your incense money this month?"

"Wait, I have a few more questions before I answer them. ”

"What's the problem?"

"First, do you say it's telling the truth? Aren't the numbers exaggerated, like adding zeros or something?"

"No...... No, you're trying to ......."

"That's a shame. ”

"Well, I'll double it for you. ”

"You're such a nice guy! And the second question, do you need a cover photo for your magazine? For example, a beautiful high school girl shrine maiden?"

"Haha, of course we need to, we've already got Miss Sanae of Dongdong Valley to shoot it!

"No, I don't want to, don't look at it, she doesn't have much to look at except the two useless things on her chest, you might as well look at me. I'm so much prettier than her. ”

"But male readers, they just need those two lumps. ”

Reimu looked into the distance with a deadly gaze and sighed, "Man......"

Liu Zijin smiled: "Don't be sad, not all men like big boobs. ”

"Yes, thank you for your comfort. Okay, I have one last question. ”

"Speak. ”

"After I tell you how much our shrine earns, can you show me how much other shrines earn?"

"As long as you don't leak it, of course you can. ”

"Of course I won't leak it! I'm not the old woman who is purple! As long as middle-aged women and old women like to chew on the root of their tongues. ”

"Shh......h

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, she's not here. ”

Reimu laughed a few times, after this exchange, she saw that Liu Zijin was also a lot more pleasing to the eye, she leaned over, grabbed Liu Zijin's arm with a big grin, and said with a smile: "You are much better to me than her, by the way, the monthly income of our shrine is, I think about it, about 10,000 yen, right?"

Liu Zijin immediately made a dumbfounded expression, and he said tremblingly: "One, ten thousand yen?"

"Yes, how's that, is it amazing? haha, it's all because of me, a beautiful girl. ”

"This ...... This ......"

Liu Zijin covered his face with one hand, he sighed, groped in his bag, handed out a piece of paper, and said, "You can see for yourself." ”

As soon as Reimu took the paper, Liu Zijin immediately retreated to Li Zhihao's side, and Reimu slowly looked at the content from top to bottom, only to see that it was written: "Liuli Shrine, fifteen million yen." Saginomiya Shrine, 12 million yen. Suehiro Shrine, 10 million yen. ............ Moriya Shrine, 6.6 million yen. ”

As soon as Reimu grasped her fist, the paper was crumpled into a ball by her, and she said in pieces, "Ten million, ten million...... 10 million, even the group of Shouya has 6 million...... Six million, six million!! hahahahahahahaha

Reimu's pupils turned blood-red for a moment, and a sinister smile tugged at the corner of her mouth.

"Hahahahaha! Die! Die!!"

Blood-red light fell from the sky, enveloping Reimu's body, and in the next moment, even the surrounding scenery was rendered red and black by her.

Liu Zijin looked around, countless distorted faces moaned wildly over there, and the complete words could not be heard from their moans, only poignant negative emotions kept coming out of their mouths.

Liu Zijin glanced at Li Zhihao, Li Zhihao looked back at Liu Zijin, and said slowly: "I originally wanted to laugh and say a few words to you, but now I find that I can't even laugh, if I die, tell Silly Luo that I went abroad to do business, and I don't have time to go back to China to play with her." ”

Liu Zijin also sighed: "Don't tell my parents and friends that I'm dead, just tell them that I look down on them after making a little money, and I'm too lazy to continue dating them." ”

Lou Tingfeng, who was stunned by the talisman card, happened to regain consciousness at this time, and the first feeling he felt after waking up was dizziness and fear, and at the same time, his body was also out of control, but he only thought it was because he had just been knocked unconscious. He struggled to open his eyes, and then he caught sight of the Murderous Condensation Condensation Ghost Witch with a hideous smile and a murderous light in her red eyes.

Lou Tingfeng's mouth opened and closed a few times, and then after the ghost witch's gaze swept over him, his body sent him to that world without feelings and emotions in order to protect him.

Lou fainted when he heard the wind, but Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao couldn't faint.

Li Zhihao slowly lit a cigarette, took a puff, and sighed: "This is the first time I hate smoking, and the calmer I am, the more I feel that we are dead." ”

"Don't say it, I think I'm dead. ”

"Whoa, ah! Take out all the money! If you don't take it out, you'll die!

The ghost witch rushed towards the two with a red afterimage, and the two of them took a stance to meet them, and the battle was about to break out, and the battle was not destined to last long.