"I said that in the 18 glorious years of my life, yesterday was the most beautiful time for me to complete the task assigned by the leader!"

Zhou Ru clenched his fist with one hand to his heart, looked at the leader with hot and loyal eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he wanted to vomit. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

crossed Erlang's legs, holding a wine jar, and a big man with blushing feet。。。。。。 Ahem, the sloppy female drunkard, squirted a wine burp, hung her eyes, reclined on the couch, and looked at Zhou Ruis playfully, her little eyes looked like she was looking at a big horse monkey, performing hard with her bare buttocks.

Zhou Ru was furious!

"I'll tell you the truth, I can't stand your little's eyes, if it weren't for the fact that your skin is well maintained and your body is well maintained, I would have crossed and circled a hundred times, a hundred times, a hundred times。。。。。 Hmph, he dares to glare at me, believe it or not, I'll shoot you to death!"

Zhou Ru is very domineering, he feels that he lives like a man in this second, well, that's the kind of, the waist is straight, the earth is transparent, and the entire galaxy explodes instantly!

It's just a pity that it's all fantasy!

In fact, Zhou Ru did this: he slapped his chest vigorously with both hands, leaned up with one arm, looked at the sky with a firm look, slammed his right heel on his left heel, and used all his strength to shout: "Hi!hydra!(Hi!Long live the hydra!) Long live the master!

The expression is in place, the movements are very smooth, the figure is very straight, and the eyes are very firm, Zhou Ru said that he was very moved, although he wanted to die.

"Hiccup~~~"

“。。。。。。 ”

"Have you reported the name of my Feixian Mansion?"

"Report to the leader!" seems to be vague for the time being。。。。。 Forgot about 。。。。。。 ”

"Well, I forgot, so you're coming back to do it?"

"It's not that I'm coming back, it's Lord Starfish who dragged me back, this 。。。。。。 Isn't that what you meant?"

"Huh?"

"The hostess raised her eyebrows, I'm going to be finished, I seem to have seen it, the leather whip is smiling in silver, the kitchen knife is roaring, the hostess grinning, revealing the hideous little tiger teeth, pounced on me, and bit me into scum!"

"Hiccup~~~"

A heavy wine burp sprayed on Zhou Ruye's face, and it was all wet with the smell of wine.

"!!#!¥!!!#¥!¥。。。。。。 ”

"If you didn't report me the name of Feixian Mansion, that is also called completing the task? Heh, it's really itchy!"

The female drunkard glanced at Zhou Ruis carelessly, slapped the wine jar in her arms with her green jade hand, raised her beautiful eyebrows, and murmured as if she was sorrowful: "Should it be whipped? or whipped? or whipped, I have a choice to say, hiccup~~~~"

“。。。。。。 ”

"Don't irritate me anymore! don't do it, I'll do it myself!"

Zhou Ru wanted to rush over, pulled out the sword hanging on the wall of the female drunk, slashed horizontally, and wiped his neck!

"That's it, the old lady will give you another chance, if you can cultivate your true qi within three days, I will spare you!"

"Na, here's a practice, that's something I've seen since I was three years old, you have to treasure the puppet, burp~~~~"

A vermilion wooden door suddenly appeared in the thatched house, and there was a head hanging on the door, the head was disheveled, wearing a mask, and the green face was fanged, like a terrible ghost rampant in the world, very terrifying.

Zhou Ru was startled, almost peed his pants, if it weren't for his strong kidney function, he would have been embarrassed a long time ago!

"What the hell is this?"

"Don't you say it's an exercise?"

"How could it be such a horrible door?"

"What about the jade slip in the fantasy novel?

"Ahh

Zhou Ru was full of black lines in his head, and the little devil in him was roaring, jumping, and angry.

"I don't read much and can't read, but I don't know what his meow exercises look like?

"What's the matter, you don't look good。。。。。。 Hiccup ~~~~", the female drunkard put down Erlang's legs, leaned lazily on the collapse, and glanced at Zhou Rus coldly with her eyes under the ice, very cold, very scary!

"Ahh Zhou Ru slapped his palm on his face, put it in his palm with a sigh, and rubbed it vigorously to prove that his words were not wrong.

"Well, this exercise is not a high-level product, and it can be cultivated to the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal, so if you can't even practice the first layer, hehe, the old lady will cut off your third leg and use it to make wine, burp ~~~~~~"

Completely confused!

"What did I hear? Da Luo Jin Immortal? That is, I can also cultivate to the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal!"

Ao, the cake seller, can you not pretend to be b, can you! Do you know what level Taishang Laojun is。。。。。? What kind of thing are you, just throw out a piece of exercise, just the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal, can you not blow it! The sky is full of cows, you know?

Zhou Ru was stunned, he looked at the lazy drunken ice beauty, took a deep breath, and raised a hundred and eight thousand middle fingers in his heart!

"I thought that my existence was to pretend to be b, but now I find out that I am too vegetable and too garbage, and the woman on the collapse has reached the realm of pretending to be everywhere, all the time, flowers and flying leaves, and every move is to pretend to be b!"

"Master, please take your knees down!"

"Uh-huh, what's the matter, it looks like you don't believe the old lady anymore?"

The female drunkard raised her eyes, stretched out a finger, and hooked it towards Zhou Ru.

Zhou Ru instantly found that he couldn't move, as if there was a thin rope in every part of his body, binding his movements.

I can't open my mouth if I want to scream, I can't move my legs if I want to run, and the whole person is like a frozen zombie, floating in front of the female drunk.

"I'm scared!

The female drunk smiled, picked Zhou Ruye's chin, and blew a breath of fairy air, which made him want to vomit!

"Do you know what kind of exercise this is?"

"Ninety-Nine Chapters!"

"Isn't it cool to hear this name!

"Cool your grandmother's legs! I still have the "Forty-two Chapters Sutra"!"

Bursting into tears, Zhou Ru wanted to cry, the corners of his mouth grinned but he couldn't move at all.

"This exercise, although it is very rubbish, can only be cultivated to the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal, but, for you, it must be excellent, hiccup~~~~"

"The first layer, the Nightmare Ghost Gate, practice the true qi, turn the Nightmare Ghost possessed, and have the great power of opening mountains and cracking stones, which is really good, ah, hehe, although in the eyes of the old lady, it is a soaring Xiang, hiccup~~~~"

“。。。。。。 ”

Zhou Ru was finally whipped, lying in the yard covered in scars, his buttocks were facing the sky, and he was already crying with a gloomy ghost head behind him!