"If you're a little friend, why are you crying?"

"You have to take care of it! Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info。。。。。 ”

Wait, how can you be so familiar with this voice? There is cunning in the vicissitudes of life, and there is a sanctimony hidden in the cunning, and the heavenly court is unique, isn't this the voice of Taishang Laojun?

"Uh。。。。。。h Brother Taishang, have you come to save me?"

Zhou Ru suddenly raised his head, surprise and grievances broke out instantly, followed by astonishment!

The imaginary white-eyed pineapple-faced Taishang Laojun was not there, but instead it was a little sparrow that was struggling to flutter its wings in the half-meter-high sky in front of him.

The little sparrow was dusty, and the small eyes of the mung bean looked at Zhou Rushi and smiled gently.

You heard it right, just a gentle smile.

"If it's a little friend, the old way will pick you up and go back to the suspension island!"

"Wait, are you a human or a ghost, why are you pretending to be my elder brother and recruiting me quickly, otherwise don't blame the master for being polite. ”

Zhou Ru quietly took two steps back vigilantly, vigilant in his heart.

“。。。。。。 I am Daode Tianzun, also known as Taishang, I haven't seen you for a few days, Xiaoyou, don't you even know my brother?"

Admit it, admit that you sold a watch!

"What kind of character is my Taishang brother, although others are extremely ugly, but they are all human! Look at you, stupid bird, believe in you to have a ghost!"

“。。。。。。 Zhou!

The little sparrow was obviously angry, and in the state of Zhou Ru's frightened hair standing up, it suddenly transformed, directly from an angry bird to a Super Saiyan。。。。。。 Ahem, turned into a fire phoenix!

The fire phoenix hissed, the huge fire-colored phoenix wings fanned, the wind roared, and the clouds were raging.

Zhou Ru, whose face was tense, almost collapsed in fright, he felt that his body was light, and the whole person instantly turned into a streamer, and was caught by Huofeng's beak.

Like a poor worm being bitten in the mouth by a bird, swaying leisurely!

"Ahh Let me down! This is so ungraceful! It's so unhandsome!"

The flames of the fire phoenix clearly showed full contempt, and the fire claws under his body shook it, as if he was hesitating whether to castrate this thing with one claw.

I really want to do this, but I'm afraid that the master won't be happy!

The phoenix crown shook, and the fire phoenix glanced at Zhou Rushi in his mouth, flapped his wings suddenly, soared up to 90,000 miles, and disappeared into the sea of clouds.

In the thatched house, the drunken ice beauty, the corners of her mouth tugged, turned over, seemed to glance at the sky, I don't know whether she fell asleep or was awake.

。。。。。。。。。。

Through the suspension island, Qiming Palace.

A fire phoenix circled, and it flew around the top of the hall several times before throwing the dizzy Zhou Ru down.

Seeing Zhou Ruye's small body falling freely, and then slamming it on the floor, Huofeng smiled happily, it let out a long roar, turned into a streamer, and disappeared without a trace.

And when Zhou Ru came to his senses and went crazy with a knife to stab it, Taishang Laojun, who had a big pineapple face, stood in front of Zhou Ru with a black face.

"If it's a little friend, if you haven't seen you for a few days, do you still know your brother?"

Taishang Laojun's eyes were very unkind, his beard was shaking, and no matter how he looked at it, he looked like he was on the verge of going berserk.

"Ahaha, brother, I know you when you turn to ashes, ahh

"Oh, huh?"

"I think I've heard that someone is orchestrating me behind my back, right。。。。。。 Do you think such villains deserve to die?"

"Well, of course, it's terrible to insult my brother. Brother, who do you say are so ignorant? Do you want me to castrate his words and make wine for you, hum。。。。。。 ”

Zhou Ru was filled with righteous indignation, angrily rushed to the crown, rolled up his sleeves, took a kitchen knife, and was about to cut people, and the posture almost moved Taishang Laojun to pee.

"So shameless, the old Taoist is convinced!"

Taishang Laojun tugged at the corners of his mouth, smiled, said forget it, patted Zhou Ruye's shoulder as he spoke, and motioned him to put down the kitchen knife in his hand, don't scare the child.

Zhou Ru was very angry and shouted to avenge Lao Jun, and finally listened to Lao Jun's persuasion, so he reluctantly put down the murder weapon in his hand unwillingly.

"Hmph, let me know who scolded my brother another day, and I will kill him. ”

Zhou said so.

"Well, the brother will tell you, you make a few side dishes for the brother to taste, hehehe。。。。。。 Since I tasted the craftsmanship of my virtuous brother last time, I can't forget it for a long time!"

Taishang Laojun drooled without image and reverie.

Finally, in Zhou Ruye's cough, he came to his senses, licked the corners of his mouth awkwardly, and sat upright.

"I sold a watch, today my buddy is here to teach the children, but I am not a cook with your brother, we didn't make an appointment earlier, and we will teach a class every three days, but now the time is so urgent, you want to eat it, I really want to slap you to death!"

Zhou Ru pursed his lips, looked at Taishang Laojun with a slanderous face, and recalled in his mind what Taishang Laojun said when he led him into Xuanwu Academy three days ago, and his heart twitched.

"Little friend, cultivation is important, but don't forget to teach your students! Lao Dao will pick you up once every three days, and you must be ready for class as soon as possible!"

"However, now, are you preparing me for class as soon as possible? Hehe, buddy, you want me to be ready to be a cook as soon as possible!"

Zhou Ru was very speechless and helpless, and just wanted to open his mouth to refute Taishang Laojun's proposal.

A beautiful figure floated in, she was pure, she was beautiful, she was mature, she was sexy, she was cold-eyed, she was noble, ah, God, forgive me for using so many modifiers to describe a woman, because, in my eyes, she is the perfect goddess in my heart!

"Hah!

"The goddess is coming to me!"

"Five meters!"

"Whew!"

"Four meters!"

"Hah!"

"Three meters!"

"Ahh

"Two meters!"

"Wow!"

"One meter!"

"Bang!"

The heart exploded, the nasal cavity cracked, and blood spilled into the sky。。。。。。。 The goddess took my hand, she fell in love with me!

"Ninth princess, the maidservant will retire first!"

"Pu!"

"You。。。。。。 You're here to deliver the baby again!"

"Or else?"

The female official Zhiqin passed by Zhou Ruis expressionlessly, her eyes looked straight ahead, and she didn't leave a trace of afterglow to glance at the wishful thinking male silver beside her, as if in her world, this man named Zhou Ruye was no different from a stone!

"My heart is broken, I don't want to go to class today, Laojun, can you send me back to the academy!"