After teaching the children, Zhou Ru sat on the desk, he took out a bottle of Sprite from the ice bucket in the Wal-Mart supermarket, and grinned coolly while snorting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The three little dolls on the carpet looked enviously at the Sprite in the teacher's hand, the saliva line was about to drip on their chests, and they really wanted to pounce on it and drink it violently, but the teacher said that only well-behaved children can drink, and don't even think about it.

Therefore, the three children were as quiet as cats, and did not say a word.

Zhou Ru was very satisfied with the performance of these three children, he touched their little heads with a smile, and enjoyed it, how do you say it, Ao, by the way, smile and touch the landlord's dog's head, at this time he is in this state of mind.

"In the distance of the sea, the water is so blue, like the most beautiful cornflower petals, and at the same time so clear, like the brightest glass. But it's so deep that no anchor chain can reach it. To reach the surface from the bottom of the sea, many, many church spires must be joined one after the other. The people at the bottom of the sea live down here.

But don't think it's just a sea bed of white sand. No, there are the most exotic trees and plants growing there。。。。。。 When we smile happily at Him, we can subtract one year from these three hundred years; But when we see a naughty and nasty child and have to cry out with sadness, not every tear adds one more day to our trials. ”

It's time for a lesson and a story meeting, this time Zhou Ru chose Hans Christian Andersen's "Daughter of the Sea", he slowly explained little by little how the beautiful mermaid princess loved the prince, how she endured great pain and turned her tail into human feet, and how she was willing to sacrifice her life to bless the prince, this beautiful story with sadness drilled into the children's minds little by little, and the ninth sister cried a lot! Nezha and Feng Bo's son Fengyunzi was red-faced, and his little hands pinched his waist very angry and angry, as if he had heard this story and owed them eight dollars!

"I know the daughter of the sea, she is the fierce little princess of the Dragon Palace, she doesn't love any prince at all, she only loves herself!"

"Yes, she snatched my sister's veil last time, and she took my mother's bracelet with a dead face, I hate her!

"Ugh。。。。。。 Ahh

"Don't you feel sorry for the mermaid princess at all?"

Zhou Ru asked in surprise, a little confused!

The ninth sister nodded and answered Zhou Ruye's question with a cry, while the two little boys were about to turn into rattles with disdain.

Zhou Ru was a little stunned, he listened to the two little boys counting the crimes of the "daughter of the sea" with each word, and suddenly came back to his senses, these two little boys must have regarded the mermaid princess as the rude and willful little girl who loves beauty and stinky farts in the Dragon Palace!

Damn, this sense of substitution, I'm also drunk!

Zhou Ru stroked his forehead, ended today's story meeting time in a few words, packed up and prepared for class, and prepared for the next class.

As a result, when I turned around, my eyes were about to pop out!

A vote of old men, mixed with Taishang Laojun, Li Jing, and Feng Bo, rushed into the Qiming Hall with a hula and surrounded Zhou Ru is group in the middle.

was so scared that Zhou Ru's legs were weak!

"Each 。。。。。。 Ladies and gentlemen, all the heroes of Liangshan。。。。。。 Ahh。。。。。。h ”

Zhou Ru trembled and said tremblingly, blinking his eyes wildly, glancing at Taishang Laojun, Li Jing, and Feng Bo, the meaning was obvious, "What is the situation with this? Where did these angry old men come out, can anyone give me an explanation?"

However, Taishang Laojun said immeasurably Tianzun, closed his eyes and breathed, Li Jing looked up at the moon, stroked his beard and groaned, Feng Bo picked his nostrils, raised his eyes and looked around, and the meaning of the three of them was also obvious, that is: "It's none of my business, you can watch and do it!"

"!#¥(¥......!)......!&" Zhou Ru wanted to vomit blood, rolled his eyes, and was about to play dead.

As a result, before he could fall backwards, a little old man rushed out, grabbed Zhou Ruye's collar, and said with a smile: "You are the winemaker in Tianzun's mouth?"

"Brewer, your sister, are you talking about me?"

Zhou Ru's eyes widened, and his fingers pointed at him tremblingly, full of disbelief.

"What do you say? I heard that you brew a good wine, Tianzun, Tianwang, and Feng Bo are all praised and drunk, and on a whim, they stripped my apprentice of all the essence and smoked half to death, you really have a good body!"

The little old man's front teeth were exposed, and he screamed like a marmot, and Zhou Ru sprayed his head and face with saliva, and he didn't dare to wipe it.

"Wait, what did he say, 'I was drunk, on a whim, I smoked other people's disciples', I'll wipe it, this is a naked shirk of responsibility! Taishang Laojun, Li Jing, Feng Bo, you three old scum! Wow, I'm angry!"

Zhou Ru shot at these three shameless goods with his eyefat, and his heart was broken into eight pieces for a while.

"Obviously, you think that this group of winemakers are fooling you with horse urine, so you are angry and looking for someone to settle accounts, but the people also smoked, and the winemaker also scolded, but he meowed the responsibility on my head, telling people that I am the winemaker who makes peerless wine, my God, my old white dry fed the dog!"

Zhou Ru looked up at the sky and the moon, but he was speechless and choked, only a thousand tears!

The little old man with bared teeth and grinning teeth waved his big hand, and the four little old men who were also blowing their beards and staring at their eyes dragged a middle-aged man covered in whip marks and gently placed them in front of Zhou Ruye.

Zhou Ru swept his eyes, his eyes were dark, and he was about to stab Taishang, Li Jing, and Fengbo to death when he touched the kitchen knife. The whole body is in rags, there is no good place, if it is not lying face down, don't see people!

"Look, my disciple has become a god! If you don't come up with an explanation today, the old man will give you a hard time!"

A group of little old men glared at Zhou Ruis with vicious eyes like radar, it was really scary!

Zhou Ru was trembling, squeezed out a smile dryly, and said, "Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! Maybe the elixir and jade dew you brew is really not very delicious, ah。。。。。。 Hehe...... ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Ru suddenly felt that the air around him was stagnant, and the boundless murderous aura was like a frenzy, and he was about to be swallowed up in the next second!

"Holy!¥#%!#)!#. ”

A group of little old men, all of them meowed, jumped up, rolled up their sleeves, and took out their magic weapons, about to kill this young man who insulted Qiong Jelly Yulu!

scolding and screaming in his mouth, there is only one meaning - Nani, you actually said that Lao Tzu's elixir and jade dew are not as good as yours, paralyzed, do you want to die!

Zhou Ru wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and replied calmly, yes, I want to die, ahh