"Not good, very bad!"

A little Lori flew on Zhou Ruye's body, and a pair of white lotus-like arms wrapped around his neck, like a koala hanging on his body. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Teacher, I want yogurt!"

"Teacher, I want to eat shredded potatoes with vinegar and scrambled eggs with tomatoes!"

"Teacher, I want to listen to the story!"

“。。。。。。 ”

"Well, it's good, who can give me a kitchen knife, I'm going to click this little Lori!"

However, the idea is very good, but the reality is too cruel, Zhou Ru measured the force value of himself and the ninth sister, and sighed helplessly.

After a while, Zhou Ru took out a box of yogurt from the frozen Walmart supermarket, prepared a basket of ingredients, shook the kitchen knife in his hand, and began to make rice.

Cooking, steaming, frying, spatula flying, apron fluttering, busy and happy, provided that the endless old men in the back don't stare at his ass.

Taishang Laojun squeezed his eyebrows, the righteous gentleman Li Jing twisted his beard and smiled, and the corner of the mouth of the new parent named Feng Bo twitched, in that silly music!

With this weird expression, Zhou Ru didn't even have a good mood to cook!

"Hey, hey, I'm talking guys, what are you looking at?"

Zhou Ru turned his head and grinned at this group of old bared teeth, wondering in his heart, could it be that I have a tail on the back of my buttocks?

He glanced at his ass, and there was nothing but the scarlet ghost head gate!

"Hehe, Brother Xian, you concentrate on cooking, we haven't seen you for many days, and I miss you very much, so I want to take a few more looks!"

Taishang Laojun bared his teeth and smiled, Li Jing beside him, Feng Bo nodded busily, and almost gave Taishang Laojun a thumbs up: "Brother Taishang is right!

Zhou Ru is a black line in his head, "I believe that no one can believe Taishang Laojun, and he still thinks of me, this reason really makes me want to chop you with a kitchen knife!"

Too lazy to deal with these unscrupulous immortals, Zhou Ru continued his cooking business.

Sweet and sour tenderloin, sweet and fragrant pot wrapped meat, shredded cabbage, and the vinegared shredded potatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes that the ninth sister named to eat, as soon as these five dishes were served, there was no quiet one in the entire Qiming Palace, all licking their lips, swallowing saliva with their eyes, and cooing.

"Idama Si (I started)", when Zhou Ru finished the rice and put it in front of everyone, six animals, rolled up their sleeves, grabbed it, and dragged the plate!

Seeing that the fruits of his hard work for more than an hour had not been eaten, and he was about to be destroyed in the hands of this group of scum, Zhou Ru was bruised on his forehead, slapped the table, and shouted angrily: "Give me chopsticks, and I dare to chop all of them!"

For a while, the wind swept away, the battle came to an abrupt end, the three old scumbags pretended to be sanctimonious and coughed a few times, and Si Swenwen said a few times, please please, and it was a harmonious mess.

The ninth sister, Nezha, and the newcomer Fengyunzi stared at the big round eyes, saliva stuck to the corners of their mouths, and looked at Zhou Rushi pitifully, which made his heart soften, and he no longer forced it to wave his hand.

With the permission of the teacher, the three children cheered, lowered their paws one after another, and ate with their mouths full of oil, and they were very happy.

Zhou Ru rolled his eyes, and also lowered his chopsticks, and when the chopsticks touched a piece of pot-wrapped meat, the pot-wrapped meat was blown by a gust of wind and went straight into the mouth of Fengbo, who had a gourd head.

The hand holding the chopsticks froze in mid-air, and his eyes glanced at the plate that was already empty, and Zhou Ru wanted to be furious.

Paralysis! You have to use spells to eat a meal, and you can deceive people too much.

It's a pity that no one paid attention to Zhou Rus, and they were all screaming and desperately stuffing into their mouths, as if they were afraid that if they slowed down, they wouldn't be able to eat.

Zhou Ru is eyes always look at the kitchen knife, he swears, it's not that he likes to cut people, but that this group of immortals is too special to cut!

Although our cooking is delicious, we can't leave a bite for us, right?

Holding back the breath in his heart, Zhou Ru went back to the Wal-Mart supermarket, he thought about it, took out a pack of instant noodles, two eggs, three ham sausages, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Lao Baigan, and made his dinner again.

The braised beef-flavored instant noodles are smooth and tender!

I took a gentle bite of the egg, and it was mellow and soft!

Just take a bite of Lao Baigan and throw a peanut into your mouth!

This is life!

Zhou Ru closed his eyes and happily chewed the food in his mouth, his face full of happiness.

"It's just, wait, my instant noodles, my peanuts, my old white dry!"

"Ah, you shameless, you too。。。。。。 ！”

Zhou Ru was in tears, seeing that his instant noodles were killed by Li Jing, peanuts were eaten by Jiumei, Nezha, and Fengyunzi, and his beloved Lao Bai was swept away by Taishang Laojun and Feng Bo!

Zhou Ru seemed to hear the sound of his heart bursting, and he really wanted to die!

"Ugh。。。。。。 Hiccup~!Good wine!Really good wine, compared to it, it's like horse urine!"

Taishang Laojun looked up to the sky and sighed, Feng Bo covered his face and cried bitterly, they suddenly scolded the winemaker who brewed the elixir and jade dew, "If it weren't for him, we wouldn't know how much horse urine we would have to drink! No, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, tonight, we must hang this winemaker and beat him and whip him out of the Xiang!"

Taishang Laojun and Feng Bo hated it so much, their eyes were as vicious as wild wolves, and they rushed out of the Qiming Hall and ran out of the clouds.

Zhou Ru stood in place with a stunned face, the chopsticks in his hand fell, and just smashed on the head of Nezha, who was stealing ham sausages.

Li Jing, who was fake Sven, glanced at his son and nodded, and then he lay down on the ground, picked up the empty wine bottle of Lao Baigan that fell on the ground, raised it high, and stretched out his tongue, ready to meet the last drop of Lao Baigan at the bottom of the cup!

"Well, it's really good wine, for my brother to drink this wine today, I also want to smoke that winemaker! Tianzun, Fengbo, etc., leave your ass to me, that one is pumping!"

Li Jing let out a long roar, his body carried the momentum of wind and thunder, and suddenly chased straight towards the direction of Taishang Laojun and Feng Bo!

In the empty hall, only a stunned teacher and three well-fed elementary school students were left, and they were messy in the wind.

"Teacher, I want to listen to the story. ”

The ninth sister hummed and chirped to Zhou Ruye's approach, grabbed Zhou Ruye's shirt, and wiped it a few times vigorously, very satisfied!

Nezha and Fengyunzi have learned the same, less than three breaths of effort, Zhou Ru is white shirt is full of oil stains!

"Satisfied?"

Zhou Ru glanced at the three stinky children, and his eyes were very unkind.

"I want to hear the story! Yes, memorize the book first, otherwise I don't need to talk about it!"

Zhou Ru didn't smile, reached into his arms, and took out the "Three Character Classic".

The three stinky children's heads drooped and wilted in an instant!