Spit and vomit, the cycle repeatedly, Zhou Ru stared at the little starfish with a twitching face, and wondered in his heart: "What do you say this starfish is made of? Why is it that I have a stomach full of yellow water, I have been vomiting for most of the day, and I don't stop, it's amazing." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

In fact, Zhou Ru wished that the little starfish had vomited for ten days and a half months, so that he could use its vomit to strengthen his true qi and improve his cultivation, and it was best to be able to do it in one step and build a foundation directly.

Wowhaha, don't think too nicely.

It's just that human beings, the more you want something, the more you can't get it, the more you don't want something, and that thing is sticking to you in a hurry, which is really weird.

For example, Zhou Rushi, male, twenty-one years old, wanted to open a room with his girlfriend, but he could only hold hands and didn't want to go to heaven, and he became a teacher in heaven, which nakedly proves the above point, don't be too accurate!

So when Zhou Ru fantasized about being spit out into a foundation by Xiao Haixing, Xiao Haixing directly gave him a slap with his backhand - stop, don't vomit!

Oops, Zhou Ru is this black line full of ~~~

But fortunately, the true qi in the meridians has been very stable, from the initial hair to the toothpick, and finally to the thickness of the pen, the progress is very obvious.

"Ho ho ho ho 。。。。。 You can get out!" The meaning of the little starfish is obvious, its two pipes and feet swing back and forth, making the action of a football player shooting, a strong volley, Zhou Ru screamed and cut through the air, and at the moment when the soil tomb cracked out of the crack, it fell into the courtyard with a flat sand and a goose on the ground, and landed on the ground with a 'graceful' fall, raising a cloud of dust.

Coincidentally, the last time it was in the same position, Zhou Ru got up in embarrassment, looked at the small pit left by the two buttocks on the ground hatefully, and gritted his teeth.

He swore that in his lifetime, he would hang the starfish, and then spit it out and kick it away.

The index finger of the right hand is against the thumb, the middle finger, little finger, and ring finger are raised to the sky, and Zhou Ru is very swearing.

He didn't pay attention at all, a yellow-bearded old man behind him looked at him obscenely, it was very red!

"Hey, boy, did you miss me?"

The yellow-bearded old man patted Zhou Ruye's shoulder from behind, his wrinkled face was piled up, and he smiled like an uncle squatting next to the computer with a handpiece and concentrating on watching an action movie in the island country.

Zhou Ru was disgusted by the yellow-bearded old man's expression, and he really wanted to take a demon mirror to look at him to see what kind of beast he had become, so obscene and short, with yellow hair and swaggering, plus armpit smelly species are really rare in the world!

I want you to be paralyzed, I haven't asked you about throwing me into the girls' dormitory?

Of course, Zhou Ru also thought in his heart, if he really asked him to point his nose and say this to Yellowbeard, it would be purely a small life, he was not stupid to this extent.

"Dean, why are you here?"

Piling up a sunny smiling face, Zhou Ru looked at the yellow-bearded dean who was so ugly that he cried ghosts and gods, forcibly endured the twitching of the corners of his mouth, and made a respectful gesture.

"Well, the kid is good, I'll take you to the dormitory today, let's go with this seat!"

"Dormitory! Oh, cake seller, I can't listen to that word. ”

Zhou Ru covered his chest and stared at Dean Yellowbeard vigilantly, for fear that his brain would twitch and throw himself into the girls' dormitory.

Hearing Zhou Ru say this, Dean Yellowbeard was immediately unhappy, he glared at him, and immediately sprayed: "What do you mean kid, as the dean, how can this seat still lie to you?"

"Yes, yes, you don't lie to me, but you treat me so badly, I have to believe that you can have ghosts. ”

Zhou Ru thought to himself, pursed his lips, and was about to put on a smile to explain。。。。。 As a result, a big hand grabbed him, indiscriminately clamped his head under his armpit, and dragged him to the northeast quickly.

Tears can no longer describe Zhou Ru's collapsed heart at this moment, when he smelled the familiar smell of armpit odor again, he rolled his eyes, and immediately chose to be dizzy, it might be a little better.

The attacking dwarf dragged a salted fish-like Zhou Ruyi, flying in the air, and in a quarter of an hour, he crossed thousands of islands, crossed thousands of mountains and rivers, and came to a place where mountains and rivers are beautiful and bells are beautiful.

This place is a lonely peak, and the peak height is endless at a glance.

Dean Yellowbeard casually threw Zhou Ru is hand, and with an oops, the unconscious Zhou Ru opened his eyes, and was shocked at the first sight!

The fairy mist is shrouded, and a lone peak is like a flying sword outside the sky and straight into the earth, majestic and domineering, straight into the sky.

It is wooded, with the steepness of Lushan, the majesty of Mount Tai, the wonder of Huangshan, and the handsomeness of Emei.

It seems to have gathered the advantages of all famous mountains and rivers, which directly made Zhou Ru stunned!

"You say this。。。。。。 This is a boys' dormitory?"

Zhou Ru stammered and pointed at Gu Feng, and his pupils showed signs of dilation.

Paralysis, where is the dormitory? Why didn't I see it?

Dean Yellowbeard grinned at the corner of his mouth and smiled coquettishly, "Boy, you guessed right, from now on, you will build a nest on this sword peak." ”

Pointing his finger at Yijian Peak, Dean Yellowbeard swore very much, and he told Zhou Ruis with his firm eyes - boy, you heard it right, do what I say, otherwise you know the consequences!

He meowed, I don't understand, I know that you are going to abuse me, I just heard the roar of the demon beast, just my little bit of cultivation, when I encounter a little high-level demon beast, there is no bone residue left that is not even dead!

Zhou Ru's eyes widened angrily, staring at Dean Yellowbeard, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out!

"Where do my brothers and sisters live?"

"That!"

Dean Yellowbeard walked towards the small hillside ten miles outside the lonely peak, pouted, and motioned for Zhou Ru to go and see it himself.

As a result, after Zhou Ru saw it, he turned his head and left.

"Boy, where are you going?"

"I'm going back to the Flying Immortal Mansion!"

"You can't go back!"

"I'm going to tell my master that you're abusing me. Why do people live in palaces, and I have to go into the mountains and forests?"

"She made me do it. ”

"I don't believe it!"

"Whew! See for yourself!"

Dean Yellowbeard's sleeve robe flicked, a water mirror appeared out of thin air, and in the mirror, a female drunkard with an ice face, half-dressed, holding the wine jar, reclining on the couch, and pointing in the direction of Zhou Ruyi with her eyes closed, it was a wine burp, "My servant, practice well in Yijian Peak, don't fall into the name of my Feixian Mansion, burp~~~~~"

“。。。。。。 ”

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Zhou Ru wanted to scold his mother very much, and when he saw the woman in the mirror, he knew that he was calculated.

This yellow-bearded dean and this ice mistress definitely have a leg, and they are changing their ways to toss themselves.

Meow, I really want to stab them to death!