Gobbling up, the battle was tragic, a table of snacks was less than three minutes, and all of them were carved up, and there was not even a bag left. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhou Ru was stunned and looked at a group of little children shouting and discussing: "The skin is not delicious, the filling is delicious" theory, and his face was full of black lines.

"That's the packaging bag, please, I have a little eyesight, don't you see how the teacher eats spicy strips? Tear the 'skin' first, and then eat the 'filling' inside!"

Zhou Ru was going to popularize the way to eat snacks for this group of little children, but they were all chewing and eating excitedly, ignoring them, which was really annoying.

Secretly angry and snorted, Zhou Ru picked up a piece of A4 paper and wrote the numbers.

He doesn't want to waste time teaching these children things that have nothing to do with learning, he is going back to Xuanwu Academy this afternoon, he plans to give this group of little fart children a lesson on budding mathematics, popularize the concept of numbers, let them have a general understanding of numbers, and facilitate future teaching.

So, I started to write, and I wrote all the ten numbers from zero to nine, in traditional and simplified Arabic, and displayed them in front of them.

Traditional Chinese is okay, children recognize it, simplified Chinese can also make sense after some explanation, and it is acceptable to those who are reluctantly difficult.

But the most concise Arabic numerals made these little fart children suffer a lot, and also made Zhou Ru a big headache.

There is no way, recognize life, for things that have never appeared in their own worldview, children instinctively find it difficult to accept, this point, Zhou Ru has no good way, can only adopt the old method of education in China for 5,000 years - strong irrigation!

After forcing them to write a hundred times, the children were finally able to stumble over the Arabic numerals and write them completely.

This time, Zhou Ru finally wiped the sweat on his head and breathed a sigh of relief.

。。。。。。

Before I knew it, it was noon, the sun was getting hot, and Zhou Ru had just finished class, ready to wait for the fairy parents to pick up this group of little fart children, when a loud and coquettish phoenix echoed in the sky above the Qiming Palace.

Zhou Ru listened to this phoenix song, how did he feel so familiar, and when he looked up at the sky, his eyes were red!

"He's meowing, isn't this the dead bird?"

"Where's my kitchen knife?

The enemy's eyes were red when he saw him, Zhou Ru glared angrily, took the kitchen knife in a hurry, slashed his arm, shouted violently, and shot angrily, the kitchen knife was attached to the true qi practiced by Fang Fang, and the sparks and lightning all the way crackled, and slashed towards the fire phoenix.

The expected blood-stained sky dome did not happen.

Huofeng yawned lazily, and when his long beak was closed, his small mung bean eyes squinted at Zhou Ruyi, very disdainful, and he hovered quietly above the sky, like a quiet beautiful man, waiting for a kitchen knife to come to the wall.

As a result, the kitchen knife did cut at his neck, and it also cut his vital point.

However, there is no trace of egg!

The kitchen knife has turned into ashes!

Before the fire feather on the neck was cut off, it was gone, and there was no scum left!

In Zhou Ruye's eyes, he was directly stunned!

"Nima, this beast is going against the sky!" Zhou Ru's eyes widened in shock, and suddenly his calves and stomach were shaking, a little scared, he felt that he was going to suffer, he was going to be miserable, and he was going to be sad!

Sure enough, he guessed correctly, the coquettish fire phoenix came down with one paw, covering the sky and the sun, Zhou Ru was like a little mouse caught by an eagle, held by a claw, and became someone's prey.

"Paralyzed, save me some face, my student is still there!

Zhou Ru burst into tears, covered his face with both hands, and was dragged away by the coquettish fire phoenix under the dull gaze of many little children.

The clouds in the sky were drifting, and the wind was blowing, messing up Zhou Ruye's hair and wrinkling his face.

At this time, lying in the claws of the fire phoenix, he really wanted to sing loudly: "I am looking up, above the moon, how much sorrow is flying freely, yesterday I forgot ah, the wind rose and sorrowful, I want to die with you on the road of the yellow spring~~~~"

Very sad, very sad and angry, very embarrassed, Zhou Ru was in the same posture and was thrown in the courtyard of the Feixian Mansion by the coquettish fire phoenix, and the dog ate and gnawed on the grass and mud on the ground.

With his feet twitching and his hands pounding the ground fiercely, Zhou Ru swore with his life that in his lifetime, he would definitely ravage this bastard's fire phoenix a hundred times.

First that's there, what's in the end, hum!

"Ho ho ho ho 。。。。。。 ”

"Ho ho ho ho 。。。。。。 ”

"Ho ho ho ho 。。。。。。 ”

Three long laughs came, and Zhou Ru could guess with his eyes closed that the little starfish was once again kicking on the small leather shoes, holding the long whip, and appeared on the stage.

"Very good, very perfect, very handsome posture, if you don't pump me!" Zhou Ru instinctively shuddered, touched his buttocks, piled up a flattering smile, looked at the starfish king, and almost bowed his head.

"Ahh

The long whip whistled, biaji, rolled around Zhou Ruyi's ankle, and then slammed it tight, Zhou Rushi was like a dead dog, and was dragged into the first mound behind the three thatched houses by the little starfish while laughing silverily.

A familiar scene, the same smell, the tomb cracked a crack, and a scarlet rope came out from the gap, dragging Zhou Ru into the tomb and disappearing.

At the moment when it closed, Zhou Ru asked a heart-rending question: "I have already cultivated true qi, why do you still treat me like this?"

However, all that answered him was a wine burp in the thatched house~ and a snoring sound.

It was another routine whipping, Bai Huahua's flesh was full of whip marks, and a small starfish was on Zhou Ruyi's shoulder, wow, and vomited again, and the yellow and white things were all over the body, really not too disgusting.

Zhou Ru was very quiet, but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, in his consciousness, it was not once that he was reincarnated, so what did it matter if he was reincarnated again!

Although I feel very disgusted, but fortunately, the whip marks on my body have disappeared, the strength in my body is increasing, and what is even more gratifying is that the true qi in the meridians that is full of electric arcs is even thicker, and the original hair has become a toothpick, which is a good thing!

"But, why am I so unhappy and don't open the forest?Uncle Starfish, do you dare to help me in another way?"

“no！”

The starfish raised his head, as if he glanced at Zhou Rushi, and the fifth tube foot on the top of his head shook into a rattle, and rejected Zhou Rushi mercilessly.