Chapter 134: You Really Don't Have Brains!
It's not an illusion, it's real, did a prime minister fall from the sky and smash my head?
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The mother said: My son does a good job, you can do it!
Mom~
"Little offspring?"
"If it's a little friend?"
Two questioning drinks echoed in Zhou Ruye's ears.
Zhou Ru was stunned, his eyes focused, he broke away from the silver and returned to the spiritual world.
Don't look at me with a caring look at the patient, I'm normal.
Zhou Ru grinned at the corners of his mouth, smiled brightly, and the two rows of white teeth were shining brightly without sunlight.
"Little Housheng, let's let you take it with you to help us manage the Heavenly Court, you haven't returned to us yet, say, do you agree?"
Heheda! In your tone of asking someone to do something, the earth has already been kicked out for you, fortunately you met a gentle, kind and handsome beautiful man like Xiaoye.
Hmph! For your sake, I'll reluctantly agree!
But promise to promise, just promise you so happily, doesn't it seem that we are very cheap!
Zhou Ru suddenly remembered a classic scene.
Scene 1: The characters appear, male A, female B.
Background: Male A likes Little B very much, and Female B also likes Little Male A very much.
Story content: One day, male A confessed to female B, "Little B, I've liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend?"
Female little B, when she heard this, her heart was overjoyed, and her little head was like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay, yes, yes, I'm willing to be your girlfriend." ”
In this way, Xiao A and Xiao B walked together, got married, had monkeys, and then divorced, and failed to grow old.
Scene 2: The characters appear, male C, female D.
Background: Male C is very fond of Female D, and Female D is very fond of Male C.
Story content: One day, male C confessed to female D, "Little D, I've liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend?"
Female Xiao D, when she heard this, her heart was overjoyed, but she suppressed her excitement and made a straight face: "I don't think it's very suitable for the two of us to be together, so forget it." ”
Poof~ The male C was very injured, but he was a strong man, he was not discouraged by defeat, and he was not arrogant in victory, so he plucked up his courage again: "Little D, I really like you, are you okay to be my girlfriend?"
Female Xiao D, when she heard this, her heart was overjoyed, but she suppressed her excitement again, and said mercilessly: "The time we have been in contact is too short, let's wait and see." ”
Poof~ The male little c was injured again, but as a man, he would never give up, so he plucked up his courage again: "Little D, I like you so much, you won't marry in this life!"
Female Little D, when she heard this, her heart was overjoyed, this time she smiled, stretched out her hands to hug Male C's head, and agreed to his confession.
In this way, Little C and Little D came together happily, got married and had children, until they grew old.
Scene 3: The divorced girl B cries with the happy girl D: "Why are you so happy? ”
The corners of the female Xiao D's mouth rose, and she smiled with a shallow arc: "Because it's not easy for Xiao C to chase me, so he knows how to cherish it, and you, as soon as Xiao A confesses, you promise him, so that he will feel that it is too easy to get you, and he will not cherish you anymore." ”
Xiao A was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized, regretting not being at the beginning!
Zhou Ru deeply understands this truth, the easier it is to get something, the less it will be cherished.
So in order to let the handsome old guy cherish himself, ahh
So Zhou played the trick of Zhuge Liang's rejection of Liu Xuande.
Frowning, his expression squeezed, and he made a very embarrassed look, Zhou Ru held his chin and pondered for a long time, and said, "I'm afraid it's difficult for the kid to be up to this job." ”
Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows, the expression of the handsome old man changed, and the hearts of the two of them chuckled in unison, giving birth to a trace of bad feelings.
I was in a hurry, I was in a hurry at that time.
Taishang Laojun grabbed Zhou Ruyi's hand, his mouth was bald, and he asked anxiously: "If it's a little friend, don't be in a hurry to refuse, you think about it from the perspective of the old way." When Lao Dao brought you from the earth to the heavenly court, you risked your life and almost didn't get strangled by the spatial turbulence!"
Zhou Ru glanced at Taishang Laojun very gratefully, and said, "The kid knows that you are good to me, but think about it from another angle, I didn't come to Heaven voluntarily, you forcibly kidnapped me." ”
Taishang Laojun's folded face flushed, and he was speechless for a while.
He has nothing to say, what Zhou Ru said is the truth, but the important task of the transformation of the Heavenly Court must have a peerless talent to take the lead, otherwise in the next assessment, the Central Heavenly Court will definitely be at the bottom.
This situation is understood by Taishang Laojun, and even more clear by the handsome old man Jade Emperor.
"Little Housheng, since you are here, you can't go back, why don't you help us transform Heavenly Court better, so that you are comfortable and everyone is comfortable, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"
The handsome old guy looked at Zhou Ruis with expectant eyes, but was ruthlessly rejected by Zhou Rushi!
You are beautiful, but you are tired, but we think that the Heavenly Court is really so easy to transform, you must know that the entire Central Heavenly Court is ten times larger than all the countries on the earth combined, such a big mess does not take a hundred and eighty years, do you want to complete the transformation?
"Your Majesty, it's not that the kid doesn't want to help you, but this Heavenly Court is too big, there are so many systems, and there are so many Dao Dao in it, it's really difficult for me to sustain it alone?"
Waha~ Isn't this easy to do! The old handsome man shook his robe, took out a small card from his linen robe and threw it to Zhou Rusi.
"You take this, the six departments of the Heavenly Court and the nine kings, all the incumbent officials obey your orders!"
What? Listen to me? Just point to this little card?
Zhou Ru was messy in the wind, his hands trembled and he was holding the small cards, his eyes could no longer focus, this was so shocked that he couldn't be more shocked!
He couldn't imagine what it was like to be holding a small card in his hand and commanding the immortal officials of the Heavenly Court in the style of the uncle?
It must have been extremely majestic!
Paralyzed, this small card is Shang Fang's sword~ I'm!
However, Zhou Ru you have to be calm and not be carried away by a small card.
The expression was quickly calm, and the extremely undulating chest instantly returned to normal, Zhou Ru grabbed the small card and pushed it back in front of the old handsome guy.
He didn't notice his action, and at the same time, the eyes of the handsome old guy and Taishang Laojun lit up, and the appreciation disappeared in a flash.
"I can't accept this thing, the kid is soft-spoken, if you want qualifications or not, if you want strength or not, people are afraid that people will be unconvinced, Your Majesty, don't embarrass the boy!"
The handsome old guy's face darkened, and he slapped the case, so scared that Zhou Ru almost didn't get under the table!
"Let's see who dares! If you don't obey you, you don't have to worry about it, tomorrow at Rose's birthday party, let's announce the appointment of you as our prime minister in front of all the immortals in the court, let's see who dares to disobey!"
The old handsome guy was stunned, domineering and leaking, and the dragon power that had been accumulated on his body for many years was released in an instant, which really made people tremble, and he didn't dare to look up at him.
Meow, it's terrible, I'm so scared that my wet pants show signs of getting wet again!
But handsome old guy, it's not me Zhou Ru who said you, you really don't have a brain!
Zhou Ru stood up to Long Wei, sat up straight, hugged his fist at the handsome old man gratefully, and pretended to choke up: "Your Majesty raises love! The kid is inexplicably grateful, but it's very inappropriate for you to do this!"
"Oh, what do you mean by that?"
The old handsome man's eyes lit up, then dimmed, stroked the beard on his chin, and asked puzzledly.
"If you do, the kid won't survive!"