Zhou Ru didn't tell a lie, if the handsome old guy really announced the appointment of him as the prime minister in front of all the immortals, the immortal family wouldn't say anything on the surface, but behind the scenes, it wasn't necessarily. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

A lowly mortal with no qualifications, no strength, and no power in the Heavenly Court came to the Prime Minister of the Heavenly Court, how could the Immortal Family be convinced?

As long as the thought of a mortal riding on his head to and pee, as a noble immortal, how could he stand it?

It's strange if you don't want to kill Zhou Ru is way!

All Zhou Ru resolutely rejected the proposal of the handsome old man!

"That's not going to work, that's not going to work, little offspring, what do you say?"

Crazy? Great, what do you want to drive you crazy?

Let you know that if you want me to do things for you, you will have to pay a price.

Zhuge Liang rejected Liu Xuande three times, and I, Zhou Ru, also rejected the Jade Emperor three times.

So far, I have rejected it twice, and if we come again, we will reluctantly agree to his request.

Zhou Ru smiled, coughed lightly, and said: "There is nothing the kid can do, after all, it is too unbelievable and incredible for me to be the prime minister, so, Your Majesty, you should take back your life and find other talents." ”

Zhou Ru shook his head, snorted outside the hall, and almost pointed to the door, telling the old handsome guy to get out.

Very good, the master's refusal this time is ruthless enough, the handsome guy's heart must be more anxious and frustrated, so he will want the master to be his prime minister even more!

233333~ I'm really a genius!

Belch...... The silver laughter in his heart stopped abruptly, and the handsome old guy actually sighed, turned his head and walked away!

Damn, this doesn't match my expectations?

Hey, how can you go, don't you have to hold on for a while, and grind until the master agrees to you?

What do you mean by walking away like this?

Zhou Ru's expression was sluggish, he looked at the dashing back of the handsome old guy stupidly, and his heart was broken into slag.

Teach you to be cheap! Such a good opportunity to be an official, you actually gave it away with your own hands! Zhou Ru yes, Zhou Ru yes, can you not do it!

Zhou Ru stomped his right foot with hatred, complaining and frustrated.

"If you are a little friend, you are really talented! You think more than the old way. ”

Taishang Laojun gave Zhou Ru a thumbs up in admiration, not knowing whether to praise or ridicule.

Zhou Ru thinks that there is a lot of ridicule!

"Just now, when His Majesty was leaving, he sent a message to Lao Dao and asked Lao Dao to tell you that he felt that what you said was very right, and that it was not only difficult for the immortals to accept you as the prime minister, but I am afraid that even the monks who have not reached the fairy realm and are still stuck in the Mahayana realm will be difficult to convince you, so he went back and thought about it, and tomorrow at the birthday banquet of the seventh princess, Rose, he is announcing the appointment of you!"

Isn't it the prime minister? It's so frustrating to say? The addiction to being a big official is gone, it's really unlucky!

But if you really let us be, we won't be, and no one will die if it's okay!

Zhou Ru smashed his mouth and thought about it, but it was very boring, his head tilted, his body tilted, and he fell down on the soft carpet again.

His actions are really very lazy, and every time Taishang Laojun looks at him like this, he wants to go up and kick him twice.

"If it's a little friend, can you talk to Lao Dao?"

Didn't you say enough just now? Besides, the master is sleepy, let's do it another day!

Zhou Ru didn't answer Taishang Laojun, he turned over, his body was lying flat, his hands and feet were stretched out, and he formed a large font, and directly told Taishang Laojun with this set of 'corpse' movements - I don't want to move, I don't want to talk, please go back.

The old gentleman's pleated face twitched, and he regretted it in his heart, when he was picking people in the talent market, was he blind?

"If you are a little friend, Lao Dao wanted to ask you a question a long time ago? As long as you answer Lao Dao, Lao Dao will leave immediately. ”

Zhou Ru raised his eyelids, his eyes stared directly at Taishang Laojun, and the meaning conveyed was obvious-the puppet you said, leave quickly after asking, you are not allowed to play tricks!

Lao Dao has been bright and upright all his life, and he has never cheated.

Taishang Laojun waved the dust, and said "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and when his eyes were closed and opened, his folded face rarely became very serious.

"If you are a little friend, don't you have a dream in this life? Old Taoist Temple, you are lazy, you don't stand if you can sit, you don't sit if you can lie down, it's really worrying!"

As soon as Taishang Laojun's words came out, Zhou Ru was not good!

In his mind, a lightning bolt was drilled, crackling, and his thoughts and thoughts were turned upside down!

Who can not have dreams!

Without dreams, what is the difference between being alive and salted fish!

However, my dream has been shattered the moment you brought me into Heaven, so, Lao Jun, please don't dream in front of me!

Because you are the least qualified!

"Lao Jun, do you know, sometimes I hate you very much!"

Taishang Laojun's body stiffened, his folded face froze, and his expression became very unnatural, "If it's a little friend, how can you say this? ”

The corners of Zhou Ru's mouth twitched, and he sneered and said: "Aren't you asking about my dream? Okay, I'll tell you -- my dream is to one day be able to stand on the bandstand and hold a baton to conduct a symphony orchestra myself, but now, Lao Tzu is here with a teaching stick to teach a group of children to learn kindergarten courses!"

After saying this, Zhou Ru felt that all the strength of his body was drained, and when he was in the talent market, he made clear his life direction, only doing music-related careers, and after having a certain amount of savings, he was admitted to Wei Yena for further study, and then step by step towards the goal of being a conductor.

But this life plan was torn off by Taishang Laojun, so that he had nothing to do all day long, and his heart was empty and he didn't know what to do, so he had to go with the flow to learn immortals, cultivate immortals, improve and improve his strength, so don't let those stinky fart immortals be bullied~

Taishang Laojun never thought that Zhou Ruye's dream would be like this, although he didn't know what a symphony orchestra was and what a conductor was, but Taishang Laojun knew very well that it was his behavior of forcibly abducting Zhou Ruyes and destroying Zhou Ruye's dream that made him become what he is now!

Is it bitter, regretful, heartbroken?

Taishang Laojun's mood was very complicated for a while, holding on to the dusty hand, shaking, and not knowing how to face Zhou Rusi.

Silence, wordlessness, in the silence of the night, so powerless and pale.

When Zhou Ru was glaring at Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun put away the dust, got up and walked in front of Zhou Ruyi, he lifted his robe, bent down and bowed to Zhou Ruyi, almost scared Zhou Rushi to death!

"What are you doing here, Lao Jun, you are folding my life!"

Zhou Ru was a monkey jump, flashed to Taishang Laojun, and grabbed Taishang Laojun's waist to prevent him from continuing to bend.

Damn, let Lao Jun bend down and salute us, it is purely for our lives, we can't afford it.

Zhou Ru tried hard to make Taishang Laojun straighten his waist, but this old man was so stubborn that he bent and didn't move, which made Zhou Ru helpless!

"If it's a little friend, Lao Dao is here to apologize to you, ruined your dreams, it's Lao Dao, I don't ask for your forgiveness, but please cheer up. ”

Cheer up!Oh!How to cheer up, the dream is shattered, the heart is cold, no matter how hot it is~

"You get up first, I don't blame you, if I really blame you, can I still agree to your request to teach a group of stinky children?"

Zhou Ru rolled his eyes, went around the back of Taishang Laojun's buttocks, and avoided his salute, anyway, the object you bent over is not us, let's just salute the air.

The two were at a stalemate for a long time, and finally won with Zhou Ruyi's avoidance behavior.

Taishang Laojun straightened his waist and sat down on the side of the desk again, he stretched out his hand and said "please".

Zhou Ru had no choice but to sit opposite him helplessly, holding his chin and looking at the night outside the hall in a daze.

Talking to each other without saying a word, as soon as the evening breeze blew, Taishang Laojun recited "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and opened his mouth faintly; "If you are a little friend, can't your dream be realized in Heavenly Court?"

First of all, you can get the group of high gods to recognize me, and at the same time recognize Western musical instruments, and finally agree to let me teach them how to use them, then it is possible!"

But do you think it can be done? Don't say whether they recognize Western musical instruments or not, let them recognize me Zhou Ru as a person, I guess it will be difficult for them to accept it.

"I'll tell you the truth, Lao Jun, you usually frolic and have fun with me, and you look like friends, but you still care about my mortal identity in your heart!"

Taishang Laojun's heart chuckled, and he wanted to open his mouth to say that he didn't care, but he couldn't say anything.

Yes, there is no immortal who doesn't care about your mortal status!

It's like a pet is to a person, you can play together, but you can't treat it as a real person, after all, these are two species, and there will always be a clear and clear line of estrangement between them!

Zhou Ruyi's background doomed him to be unable to get along with the gods and immortals on an equal footing.

Since there is no equality, what kind of recognition is there to talk about!

Is it sad? Helpless? Taishang Laojun didn't know what it was like, he remained silent again, and his mind fell into deep thought.

Zhou Ru didn't disturb Taishang Laojun's thinking, he quietly looked at the night outside the hall, his heart was cold and biting, very cold and lonely.

"Kiss Ling'er's wife, your husband is so cold, I want to hug you now~"

* * * * * *

Time flies, so fast that it is the middle of the night.

Taishang Laojun's contemplative state was finally broken, and he suddenly became dancing, becoming extremely excited, and his whole body was trembling.

"Lao Dao thought of it, ahaha, I thought of it~"

Something comes to mind, neurotic!

Zhou Ru pursed his lips, looked at Taishang Laojun like an old naughty boy, and slapped his middle finger fiercely in his heart to express his contempt.

Both shoulders were grabbed by two old hands, and before Zhou Ru could finish despising it, he felt his body shake and shake, and he was about to faint!

"If you are a little friend, if all the immortals recognize you and treat you as a part of us, won't your dream be fulfilled!"

Zhou Ru was one hundred and eighty people who didn't believe it, but Taishang Laojun's next sentence shattered his disbelief and rekindled the flame of hope!

"If you are a little friend, to judge whether a monk is an immortal or not, it depends on whether he has a godhead! Only those who have a godhead can be called immortals, and those who do not have a godhead cannot be called immortals for the rest of their lives. ”

So what?

When the first-level cultivation reaches the bottleneck of the Mahayana period, the heavenly court will personally assess and give some godheads to those particularly excellent monks, which we call the "Tongxian Test". ”

Meow, there's such a thing? If you want to become a god, you still have to take the exam? Nima is too cheating!

Zhou Ru's eyes widened, indicating that he was shocked.

Taishang Laojun smiled and continued: "This second way of obtaining godhead is called 'accumulating merit', if a monk has made a great contribution to the Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Court's Hall of Merit will give merit points to that monk. This merit point has two benefits, one merit point will help him speed up his cultivation, and come, after the merit point accumulates to a certain extent and reaches the minimum standard of becoming an immortal, after withstanding the baptism of a heavenly calamity, he will automatically condense his godhead and fade into an immortal. ”

The more Taishang Laojun spoke, the more excited he became, and the more Zhou Ru listened to it, the more he figured out the taste: "If I follow the second way to obtain the godhead, it is very likely that I, Zhou Ru, will accumulate enough merit points in my lifetime to reach the minimum standard of becoming an immortal, and then after the baptism of the heavenly tribulation, I will be able to become an immortal and completely become my own person!"

That's good news!