Chapter 25 It turned out to be an allusion
"How is it possible? How is it possible? I don't believe it! This must be fake!"
Huo Dexingjun's face was pale, and he muttered in a lost voice, like a mourning exam. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½γγγγγ Ahem, this is a classic quote about the villain being slapped in the face, naturally it is not applicable to our old boy whose face is thicker than the city wall, whose heart is darker than coal, and who is also strong and urinates against the wind!
The real situation is that the moment Huo De Xingjun saw the "Three Character Classic", this thing was indeed frightened by Zhou Ruyi's masterpiece and sat on the ground. However, within a second, the goods were raised in placeγγγγγγ A carp stiffened and meowed to his feet!
He also pressed the three-character scripture on the eight-treasure glass bowl, bared a pair of Mickey Mouse big teeth, stared at Zhou Ruis fiercely with his eyes, and his hippopotamus-like mouth clicked and closed, and shouted angrily: "Scum, are you playing with me?"
"Wow, this call is like the climax of the female donkey, "happy donkey, donkey~~~", which frightened Lao Tzu!"
Lao Tzu trembled all over his body and almost fell to the ground. β
"But fortunately, we have always retained the body of a child, and we don't or stay up late, so that our legs are strong, our limbs are developed, our hands can lift boulders, and our feet can step on mountains, rivers and seasγγγγγγγ Ahem, in short, the buddy is very strong, he straightened his waist, stood up, and at the same time tried to squeeze out an angry eye dart and shoot directly at this shameless thing. β
Play with you, play with your grandma's legs, look at your big furry face, a picture of black, what's the difference between you and a chimpanzee!
Don't disgust me!
Zhou Ru was very disgusted with this product, his expression was obvious, and he almost didn't write the word "disgust" on his face, and rode a bicycle to show the public.
"What's the problem?"
"Huh, there's a problem?"
The corners of Huo De Xingjun's eyes hung up, and his voice turned and went up, like a Japanese thorn in an anti-Japanese war drama, staring at the Chinese flower girl with drooling, and said with an evil smile: "The problem is gone!"
Well?
Zhou Ru raised his eyebrows, there was no squeak, his eyes flashed with cold light, and the corners of his mouth slowly sneered, "Hehe, old boy, buddy, I want to see what you want to do, hum!"
"Hmph, scum, wait and see! this seat won't let you down" Huo De Xingjun also snorted coldly.
The eyes of the two of them touched each other in the air, and the crackling battle intent burned like anger, and both erupted into a powerful small universe.
It's a pity that buddy has been practicing cross-eyed for a while for the interview, right eyes, old boy, you are still too tender!
Zhou Ru is strength burst out, a powerful aura burst out in his eyes, Huo De Xingjun didn't notice it for a while, retreated miserably, rubbed his eyes, pinched the three-character scripture in his hand, snorted, and kicked back three steps!
"Scum, you are ruthless!but, this seat is holding your life, don't you say that your book is better than "The Way of Heaven", heh, this work admits it! But, do you think you can win in this way? You also underestimate this seat too much. β
Huo De Xingjun flicked his sleeves, and the book of "Three Character Classic" in his hand turned into a rainbow light and rose into the air, and then countless characters flew out of the hive like bees, volleying into the air to form the full text of "Three Character Classic".
Taishang Laojun, the Queen Mother, the immortals who defend Wenqu and hate Zhou Ruyi, all raised their heads and looked at the sky.
The characters that glittered under the blue sky and white clouds were reflected in the minds of the immortals one by one.
"At the beginning of man, nature is good. Sex is similar, Xi is far awayγγγγγγγ β
"If you don't teach, sex is migration. The way of teaching is to be specializedγγγγγγγ β
The sound of reading, murmuring, muttering, delicate and mixed, at the time of the first appearance of the "Three Character Classic" in the heavenly court, every immortal was deeply attracted to it.
It seems that the "Three Character Classic" is a bottle of 502 glue, sticking to the eyes and emotions of all immortals.
It's overwhelming!
In just a thousand words, it was quickly read by the immortals!
After reading it, the reaction was the sound of clear water gasping and cold air!
"Shhh
"What kind of work is this, how can it be so!"
"Everyone who looks at this seat will burst into tears. β
"Oh my God, I'm so excited to read such a masterpiece in my lifetime! No, when I go back, I must find a god to vent the fire and extinguish the chicken movement in my heart. β
Stunned! Excited! Shocked!
This is the reaction of the immortals, it stands to reason that Zhou Ru should be happy to see this situation, which proves that the "Three Character Classic" is indeed a thousand times better than that bullshit "Heavenly Dao", ten thousand times, but how can buddies feel badγγγγγγ Zhou Ru glanced at Huo De Xingjun, who was holding his arms and smiling treacherously, and his eyebrows wrinkled into Sichuan characters!
"Is this book good?"
Huo De Xingjun glanced at Zhou Ru is coldly and asked towards the immortals.
"Good! wonderful!"
Many immortals patted their thighs and screamed excitedly! It's just that when they came to their senses and understood that such a good work was written by the scum who humiliated Wenqu Xingjun and the Jiuhua Fairy, their voices instinctively went down, and they were weak and inaudible.
Huo De Xingjun looked at this scene, his mouth crooked, wiped his ugly face, pretended to be sanctimonious, and said in a strange manner: "Good is good, you don't have to be taboo about anything!
The Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, her eyebrows furrowed at the same time, she didn't speak, they squinted their eyes, carefully looked at Huode Xingjun for a long time, and speculated in their hearts about Huode Xingjun's intentions, but in the end they got nothing, so they had to follow their own intentions, nodded, and counted as acquiescence.
"That's good! In this case, this immortal dares to ask the Queen Mother to issue a decree to allow this seat to smash this son's body, wear out this son's soul, and let him never be reborn!"
As soon as the words turned, Huo De Xingjun showed his cold fangs, like impermanence in hell, and put a chain around Zhou Ruye's neck, wanting to hook him to the boundless hell.
"Wow!"
The scene exploded, and all the immortals looked at Huo De Xingjun in unison, their faces full of question marks.
Why is Zhou Ruye's writings better than the Heavenly Dao! Why should you still be killed?
This is not just the immortals to ask? Lao Jun asked again? The queen mother asked again? Even Zhou Ru himself didn't know, what kind of crazy old boy Huo De Xingjun was smoking, could it be stupid!
"Hehe, Brother Dao doesn't have to look at me like this, I just want to ask you, who is the 'Meng Mu' in this book? Who is 'Dou Yanshan'? What is the book "Historical Records"? What are the Four Books and Five Classics?"
With a roar, Huo De Xingjun's hair was all open, and he glared at Zhou Ruis angrily, his eyes full of doubts and interrogation.
When the immortals heard him say this, they suddenly realized, "The idea of this "Three Character Classic" is good, drink more allusions, but these allusions are indeed unheard of."