The eyes of the immortals were full of doubts, and they had to admit that the truth expounded in the "Three Character Classic" was better than the "Heavenly Dao" a lot, but the unheard of allusions to things in it were too fresh. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Don't say that children will not understand when they read it, so even the adult immortals in the heavenly court will be confused when they read the allusions in this book!

Huo De Xingjun grasped the flaws in the "Three Character Classic" very well, he sneered and looked at the silent Zhou Rusi, there was a hidden fairy light circulating in his palm, it seemed that he couldn't wait to kill this scum from the mortal world!

"Carelessly, ignoring the cultural background of this world, after all, the cultural level of Heavenly Court is two thousand years behind the earth, and Meng Mu, Dou Yanshan or something were not born two thousand years ago. ”

Zhou Ru frowned, silently pondering, he wondered if he wanted to open a cultural lecture hall or something for this group of Heavenly Court's native old hats, popularize cultural knowledge, but look at Huo De Xingjun's impatience, a posture that he was going to rush over in the next second and hack himself to death, and it was estimated that he was also playing the piano to the cow.

"Headache! Headache! I know that this old boy is picking bones in eggs, but I can't refute it, has my buddy's IQ been eaten by dogs!"

was not eaten by the dog, the queen mother didn't know, she stretched lazily and lazily, her plump figure swayed, and opened her mouth for the second time: "This palace feels that although some of the content of this "Three Character Classic" is novel and has never been heard of, its text is concise and straightforward, and it is also a very good teaching material, and the Huoqing family is still not to worry about it!"

What! The Queen Mother told Huo De not to care!

What does this mean? Does she want to protect this scum of the netherworld!

As soon as these words fell, the scene was in an uproar, all the immortals, you look at me, I look at you, eye contact, full of disbelief!

Huo Dexingjun's face was flushed, the red beard on his jaw trembled, he was just about to open his mouth to speak, and asked, what does the queen mother mean by this?

But before the words came out, he was glared at by the queen mother's eyes, and he was extremely unwilling to retreat.

"This palace is in a good mood today, and I want to set up a banquet in Yaochi to entertain all the Qing families, I hope that you will not shirk it, go with the palace, and enjoy some songs and dances, but not?"

"Of course!"

If we say no, you won't give us shoes!"

The auspicious clouds were flying, and the fairy clothes were flying, followed by the queen mother and flew to Yaochi.

The leading queen mother sat on Qingluan, and when her figure was about to disappear into the white clouds, she turned her head to look at Zhou Rushi, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a trace of arc, which was difficult to understand.

Zhou Ru received this look, and doubts surfaced in his heart, and his brows wrinkled tightly.

"It's a familiar feeling, déjà vu, buddy has really met the Queen Mother in a certain year and place, hiss。。。。。。! It can't be!"

Zhou Ru was a little blindfolded, and at the same time a little frightened, he checked all the faces from the time he was three years old when he was a child to kindergarten to the time he graduated from college, and he didn't find any eyes that could match the eyes of the Queen Mother when she looked at her.

This is strange! Incomprehensible, complicated, and questions filled Zhou Ruye's mind, making him stunned for a while.

"Little friend, what are you still thinking?"

An old pleated face came to Zhou Ruye's side, and gently patted Zhou Ruye's shoulder to make him come back to his senses.

"Hehe, what are you thinking?"

Zhou Ru squeezed out a tough smile with an ugly smile, and his face was very pale.

"Dude's thinking is too unbelievable, dude, you still don't know!"

Zhou Ru shook his head, he didn't say anything, he looked at the direction of the queen mother's departure with blank eyes, and sighed.

Taishang Laojun, who was standing opposite Zhou Ru, looked at Zhou Ru is face carefully for a long time, his expression was rare and serious, he stayed by Zhou Ruye's side, and no longer asked.

At this time, the building was empty outside the Qiming Palace.

A gust of wind blew, and Zhou Ruye's mood was desolate like a yellowing autumn leaf, showing signs of withering at any time.

He was in a bad mood, so bad that he wanted to die on a pillar.

"My strength is too weak, so weak that any fairy with a big fart can bully me, if this continues, I will live in this heavenly court, and it will be difficult to move an inch!"

Zhou Ru was hideous, he smashed his fist on his chest, and his eyes were full of unwillingness and sorrow.

Taishang Laojun saw his movements out of the corner of his eyes, his white eyebrows trembled, thoughtfully, he reached into his arms, pinched a thing, and after hesitating for nearly a quarter of an hour, he threw the thing to Zhou Rusi, turned his head and flew away.

Zhou Ru, who was immersed in negative emotions, felt a sinking in his arms, and was stunned, lifted the things to the sun, and took a look, the pupils in his eyes dilated, and the whole body trembled excitedly!

"From the military card, number 4097, the person who receives the card, the limit is equal to three days, report to the Heavenly Court Xuanwu Academy!

A small earthy yellow wooden card shines in the sun, shining brightly, on the card a Xuanwu raised his head and roared, his thick limbs were like four optimus pillars, trampling on the deep sea, majestic and majestic!

A divine thought attached to the wooden card passed into Zhou Ruyi's mind, making him understand the meaning of this card - it was his hope of learning the immortal method and fading into an immortal.

Zhou Ru took a deep breath and clenched the wooden card in his hand excitedly.

He looked at the direction in which Taishang Laojun had left, and his heart was full of gratitude.

"Teacher, Nezha, I'm hungry!"

"I'm dizzy, didn't you eat it just now!"

"Teacher, Ninth Sister, I want to listen to the story!"

"Ahem。。。。。。 I have already talked about it yesterday, you have forgotten!"

"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, and it can't be mixed up!"

"If you don't talk about it, you can't do it!"

"Okay, wait until I strangle you!"

“。。。。。。 ”

"Stinky child, eat me, drink me, and force the Sprinkle family to tell a story, hum! The Sprinkler family remembers! You wait for me!"

Wok and shovel, chopping vegetables and washing rice, steaming and frying, Zhou Ru is sweaty "happy" to be a chef, on the soft carpet behind him, two stinky children, with two sunglasses from the 'Wal-Mart supermarket', grinning and shouting, wow, it's dark, wow, wow, wow。。。。。。

Wow, you're a big-headed ghost! You're a frog!

Zhou Ruye's eyes were very unkind, the four dishes and one soup in front of him disappeared at a rate of 300 tons per second, and the two stinky children were shouting while shouting, their paws were flying, their small mouths were stuffed with food, and their faces were full of intoxication.

"Eat leisurely, beware of choking to death!"

The buddies are cursing, the buddies are resentful, but the buddies are helpless.

Zhou Ru sighed helplessly, quietly waiting for the two masters and students, finishing the meal, and preparing to tell the story of one issue a day!