"Gently I went, as I came gently, I wiped away my tears, and made a cloud of farewell to the western sky. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhou Ru cried, crying very ashamedly, anyone who was caught under the armpit by an old man less than one meter six and dragged to fly, would have an urge to die.

Yao remembered the sympathetic little eyes of Taishang Laojun before leaving, and Zhou Ru suddenly felt that the future was bleak!

The speed of the flight was too fast, and the sea breeze hit the face, like a knife, and it hurt.

Zhou Ru couldn't open his eyes, he could only listen to the howling of the sea breeze with his ears pricked up, he silently calculated the time in his heart, and felt that after about three quarters of an hour, the old man with the yellow beard stopped with him.

Shaking his eyes and taking a hard breath of air, Zhou Ru was just about to open his eyes to see where he was now.

Who knew that a strong force came from behind, and someone was like a basketball, spinning, jumping, and smashing into a certain place.

"Boom~"

"Oops~"

The butt is on the ground, the sand is flat, the posture is very 'beautiful', and the expression is very distorted!

"Dead ghost, the old man has sent you experiments!"

said such a sentence without a beginning or an end, the yellow-bearded old man ignored Zhou Ru's resentful little eyes, hung his head and left, and disappeared without a trace.

Zhou Ru hated it so much that his teeth itched, and the pain in his buttocks was so hot that he couldn't stand up for a while, so he had to support the ground with both hands, kick his hind legs, and lie on the ground.

Glancing at the surrounding environment, Zhou Ru was the boss with staring eyes, and his expression was very stunned!

The muddy dirt road, the barren and broken yard, the three thatched houses with peeling walls, and the nine mottled old pine trees behind the houses, how desolate is it!

"Heavenly Court still has this place, it can't be a garbage recycling station, right? ”

Zhou Ruye's expression was very disappointed, this place of cultivating immortals is too far away from the expectations in his heart, think about the immortal mountain house in the Xianxia drama in the later generations, and then look at the three thatched houses in front of me, me. The eggs are disappointed and broken!

"Damn, it's really a cycle of heavenly reason, and retribution is not happy! The real Xuanwu Academy must not be like this, yellow-bearded old man, you pit me!"

Angry, pinching the old waist, and scolding bitterly, it is no longer helpful.

Zhou Ru understands this truth, and if he breaks his bones, he will swallow it.

He took a few big breaths of cold air, calmed the resentment in his heart, and when the pain in his buttocks improved slightly, he staggered up from the ground and walked towards the thatched hut with difficulty.

"On the first day of reporting, buddies can't make a bad impression on the teacher, look at that old man with a yellow beard, isn't that a good example?"

"The old man with the yellow beard before, and he also called 'dead ghost', presumably he also has a leg with his buddy's teacher, and he must have a common side in terms of personality, and it is estimated that they are all raccoon dogs, not a good thing. ”

With broken thoughts in his mouth, small steps on his feet, Zhou Ru has not yet apprenticed, and he has already anticipated the appearance of his teacher in his heart - black beard, thin horse face, wrinkled face, small eyes squeezed, ah~~~ Don't be too obscene!

The broken wooden door of the thatched house squeaked open, interrupting Zhou Ruyi's Yiyin, and Zhou Ruyi Huo Ran raised his head and looked at it at a glance.

Wow, my eyes are straight!

Long legs, smooth as white!

Cock the buttocks, the arc is like a basketball!

Qianqian's thin waist can be grasped!

Towering chest, ready to come out!

Perfect!

It's perfect!

"Thank you, thank God, thank the earth, and thank you to my earthly parents, it is you who have given me such a perfect master at this critical moment。。。。。。 Ahem, excited!"

Yes, the adrenaline rose, the little brother stood up unconsciously, Zhou Ru's face was ashamed, her legs twisted like a big girl, and she couldn't help herself with excitement。。。。。。

"Huh, Master, why are you still wearing your mask? Take it off quickly, so that the disciples can admire and worship your face!"

Anxious, very anxious.

I saw a peerless beauty, I saw my legs, I saw my chest, but I couldn't see my face.

"I'll go, I'm going to die. ”

Zhou Ruye's careful liver was like a cat's paw scratching, her eyes stared straight at the door of the room, leaning against the door, her posture was like duckweed, and her temperament was like a beautiful woman, and she was in a hurry to die。。。。。。

It's so like "The Masked Singer", I heard a very familiar voice, but I didn't know who it was, and I really wanted to jump on the stage and tear off the singer's mask fiercely.

"But。。。。。。 Ahem。。。。。。 This beauty, buddy doesn't dare to tear 。。。。。。 ”

Zhou Ru looked at the beautiful master with a mask of Xuan Bing with resentment, quickened his pace, knelt down on one knee, learned the movements of the first apprentice on TV, lowered his head, and said loudly: "Disciple Zhou Ru is visiting the master。。。。。。 ”

Ahh

"Huh, is it raining, what's going on in my dude's head?"

Zhou Ru raised his head suspiciously, and a dim yellow shot hit the door of his head, and he directly confused。。。。。。

"Ah。。。。。。 Not...... Is this a god horse?"

The face was very sticky, and there was a strange smell that went straight to the nose.

Zhou Ru was stunned for a while!

The body of the peerless ice-faced beauty in front of him shook, and with a bang, it smashed on his shoulder, and there was a snoring sound in his mouth.

"Okay, what about Master?"

"Okay, what about the magnificent martial arts training ground?"

"Okay, what about the high-level immortal method that breaks mountains and rivers with one palm?"

"Ahh

Looking up to the sky and howling, sad and indignant to death, Zhou Ru closed his eyes in pain, and let the yellow and white things mixed with wine mixed with meat flow down his cheeks, and his heart was like ashes.

The wind dances with the wild grass, and in the desolate courtyard, the beautiful drunken master and the unlucky disciple who was vomited in the face constitute a "perfect" encounter。。。。。。

With a black face and a confused beauty who vomited, Zhou Ruye's complexion was very bad, if it weren't for the touch of the beauty master's thighs, she would have thrown her into the ditch!

Carrying the beautiful woman to the bed, I searched the room for a while, but I didn't find a bottle of water, full of wine jars.

Wine jars are just that, and close-fitting dirty clothes and pants are thrown all over the ground, what's the matter?

"Alas" Zhou Ru sighed, I don't know if it is good or bad, a blessing or a curse to be greedy for such a master。。。。。。

Frowning, he picked up a wine jar, pushed open the door and walked into the courtyard.

Zhou Ru glanced around in his field of vision, and finally found a trace of flowing water in the northwest corner of the courtyard, which was a clear spring.

Rinse the wine jar and pour some spring water with a gurgling mouth, Zhou Ru pushed open the door and walked to the beauty's side, he held up the wine jar and poured a few sips to the beauty, and then took off his short sleeves, rinsed it with spring water, twisted it into a temporary towel, and gently wiped the corners of the beauty's mouth.

Her skin is crystal clear, the beauty sleeps peacefully, and a mask of Xuan Bing hides her appearance, but it can't hide her slightly pursed red lips, which are synonymous with sexy elegance.

Zhou Ru was stupid, admiring it, and wanted to take off the mask of the beauty and watch her face carefully, but she was afraid of waking up the beauty and causing the other party's displeasure.

In his hesitation, his fingers stayed at a centimeter distance from the ice mask, but he couldn't stretch it anymore.

The beauty turned over, Zhou Ru was startled, and withdrew her fingers stupidly, only to find that the wine on her face had not been cleaned.

So, in a burst of nausea, he rushed out of the door and ran to the spring.