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But when Zhou Ru saw this scene with his own eyes, his face was not only stunned but also stunned.

Holding the military card numbered "4097" in his palm, he looked nervously at the Taishang Laojun beside him, his fingers trembled and pointed to the ocean in front of him, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Taishang Laojun smiled slightly, his folded face trembled, and he did not speak.

He stood quietly with Zhou Ru for a while, his eyes narrowing slightly.

A monstrous wave roared and rose from the open sea, the wave head was nearly 100 meters high, and the rolling wave was like a giant hand, from far to near, with monstrous might, quickly slapping like thunder.

The roar was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the explosion was nearly a thousand times higher than the horn of a train!

Zhou Ru pretended to be calm, and the rapidly constricting pupils in his eyes revealed his inner turmoil at the moment.

"Meow, it's just a report, you need such a big battle!"

The ground was fluctuating, and Zhou Ruye's body was swaying from side to side, seemingly dancing, but in fact, he had to rhyme with the rise and fall of the ground.

At this moment, the sea cracks and the sky pierces!

Zhou Ru could no longer maintain his calm complexion, he opened his mouth wide and screamed in horror, seeing that the 100-meter wave was slapping on his head, and a huge shadow covered the sky.

was so frightened that his legs were about to fall down as soon as he was weak, but he was grabbed by Taishang Laojun and grabbed his elbow and stood firmly.

"Old ghost, long time no see! ”

"Hmph! Ox-nosed old Dao, don't pretend to be there, you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, why did you come to my Xuanwu Academy?"

The sound of the urn sounded like Hong Zhong Da Lu, deafening.

Zhou Ru swallowed a mouthful of saliva, forcibly suppressed the tension and horror in his heart, widened his eyes with difficulty, and looked around for the person who spoke, but finally found nothing, but the sound seemed to be from the 100-meter wave above his head, which was extremely weird!

"Does it have to be something to come here?"

Taishang Laojun laughed, as if he didn't hear the unkindness in the other party's tone, and his pair of white eyebrows trembled, very rhythmic.

"Hmph, it's okay, then I'll send it not far away, please!"

“。。。。。。 ”

Taishang Laojun sighed, a black line appeared on his head, a folded face was rarely flushed, and there was a trace of anger in his chest.

"You're too faceless, aren't you! Don't you see that there is still a doll next to Lao Dao?"

"Open your mouth and scold, stretch out your hand to slap your face, you cry and call your mother if you don't clean up, you don't know how powerful the old way is, don't you ?。。。。。。 Hmph, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, forget it today!" Taishang Laojun bit his cheek fiercely, suppressing the anger in his heart, he must have made this trip by himself, he is here to send Zhou Ru is report, if he angers this old ghost on the spot, he will be happy for a while, and Zhou Ru will fall into blood mold in the future, this is not the situation he wants to see.

"Do you remember the old Three Palms Covenant?"

Taishang Laojun calmed down his mood, raised his eyebrows, he dragged Zhou Ruis over, pointed to his face and said, "Today, this seat is going to use a palm to send this kid to Xuanwu Academy!"

A very calm sentence, but the tone is firm and unquestionable.

The roaring hundred-meter waves were silent for a while, and it took a long time before he let out a cold snort: "Old thing, you have to think about it, he is a mortal." ”

The words are also very simple, the word "mortal" is extremely heavy.

When Zhou Ru heard this, he was immediately unhappy!

He frowned, his heart was extremely unhappy, his eyelids slightly raised to scan the hundred-meter waves, and the horror and horror of the unknown in his heart quickly subsided, and he became angry and disdainful.

"You sold a watch, you are racist! I want to accuse! What's wrong with mortals, mortals have provoked you! Look at my brother's face, I dare to guarantee that he is a thousand times more handsome than you!"

"Hmph! Sneaky old thing, you must be ugly, not ugly, how can you hide behind the waves and dare not meet people。。。。。。! ”

Stretching out his hand to pinch his waist, his eyes hung up, Zhou Ru was hideous, patting his two thighs with both hands, learning the posture of a shrew scolding the street, spitting stars flying horizontally, pointing at the broken wave is a wild squirt.

Taishang Laojun's eyes widened, hanging on his neck, he was already out of focus, and in his stunned head for a while, he was repeating a few words back and forth--You don't want to learn immortal arts!

"You scolded the dean of Xuanwu Academy!"

"Ugh。。。。。。 Shrimp, I scolded the dean! Laojun, you are meowing and teasing me! I thought this broken wave was a security guard guarding the door!"

"Security guard!! why don't you go to the sky, your security guard is so bullish, waving huge waves, stomping his feet and thundering, he meows, say quickly! Where can I buy such a security guard, I want it too!"

Taishang Laojun raised his forehead and sighed, that expression, that action, perfectly explained a sentence - not afraid of god-like opponents, afraid of pig-like teammates!

Lao Dao kindly sent you to learn immortal arts, but you scolded the dean on the first day of the report, Zhou Ruyi, don't blame Lao Dao for not helping you, you asked for it!

。。。。。。

The expression hurts, well, it hurts.

Zhou Ru covered his crotch。。。。。。 Ahh

The yellow-bearded old man, very short, less than one meter six, but a pair of eagle-like eyes, sharp, his face was gloomy, his hands were behind his back, and he flew to Zhou Ruye's front slowly, and slammed it with one hand, hooking Zhou Ruye's neck, and the wrinkled brain door was against Zhou Ruye's brain, grinning.

"Boy, you're very kind!"

Two rows of yellow teeth were exposed to the air, the cold light was shining, and the faces of the bark-like mottled folds were fiercely huddled together, and their expressions were fierce.

"Dude admits that at this moment, buddy is so scared that he takes off his pants and is about to take off his white underwear, and he is about to squat down with his head when he picks it up, but I don't know if my buddy's brain is pumped, I actually slapped the yellow-bearded old man's oily head, and rubbed it hard a few times, oops, my mother~"

The consequences are unimaginable!

Zhou Ru looked at the two dim old eyes less than three centimeters away from his pupils with a pale face, his legs and stomach trembled, and he seemed to be soft in the next second, and a wicked palm was still on the old man's shiny head, I don't know whether to put it down, or go on!

Taishang Laojun behind him was dumbfounded, and that exaggerated expression was just one sentence - I'm kneeling! This company, I don't accept anyone, I'll obey you - Zhou Rushi!

The old man with the yellow beard who was being stroked, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and one of his palms kept changing shapes, probably thinking about what palm method to use to slap this bastard who touched my head to death.

"Ugh。。。。。。 Ahem, Zhou Ruyi, don't hurry up and put your hands down!"

"Oh, yes, yes。。。。。。 Sauri 。。。。。。 ”