Fulfillment people always feel that time flies quickly, or even running out of time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhou Ru closed his eyes and opened his eyes, and the night passed.

He scratched the shape of Matt's head that he had changed from sleeping, and said sadly.

It's another morning when I'm handsome, I'm so worried, can I not let myself be handsome by my own appearance one day?

Zhou Ru touched his handsome face, and exclaimed, more handsome than Jiao En, cooler than Takeshi Kaneshiro, and more stylish than Wu Yanzu, ahhh

Uh-huh, very likely to drop.

It seems that Ben Shuai needs to keep a low profile.

Zhou Ru shook his head, raised his feet to look at Huang Wubian, who was curled up and sleeping like a dead pig, scolded ugly, walked out of the cave, walked to the stream, washed his face, and went to the "Chengdan Palace".

"Cheng Dan Palace, named Cheng Dan, is to hope that every student can practice a pill after following the old way to practice alchemy, and be promoted to the Nine Rank Dan Master if they are qualified. ”

Next to a huge alchemy furnace, there was a white-haired old Taoist, who talked eloquently, looking like he was educating students and teaching students, which really made Zhou Ru wonder if he was a salesman.

This alchemy class is almost halfway through, and he is about to enter the recess, and he hasn't talked about it yet.

One will be "being honest", the other will be "studying seriously", one will be "filial piety to parents", and one will be "respect for teachers".

No, "This classmate, didn't you sleep well last night?" I see that your Yintang is black, and your eyes are extremely heavy, are you staying up late again。。。。。。 ”

Bang bang, but Jin BB, Zhou Ru was caught as a negative example, standing in Nuoda's 'Chengdan Palace' with his head hanging down, greeting the old Taoist's mouth full of spittle stars.

All the other students looked at him with compassion in their eyes!

Tsk, in what class to desert, you can't desert in the Danshu class, this old Taoist from the north gate who teaches Danshu is famous, you look at how miserable this brother is, he has been sprayed into a fool!

Looking at Zhou Ruyi, who looked like a frosted eggplant, all the students chose to remain silent in unison.

"Buzz~" That's the sound of class!

Listening to Zhou Ruye's ears, it is simply heavenly!

Woo, why did the bastard ring the bell ring so late!

The bastard who rang the bell said: This classmate, I pinched and knocked on time, it was you who collapsed!

Woo, I'm broken, I'm sorry, I'm garbage, you go~

"This classmate, Lao Dao still has some words to say, why don't you go to the Taoist Temple with Lao Dao another day, let's talk at night with candles, and talk about the disadvantages of staying up late, how about it?"

“。。。。。。 ”

"You are silent, that means you agree, very good, the old Tao is waiting for you in the Taoist temple, you must not be late, oh hehehe~"

Can you die?

No!

If you don't come, I'll tell you to die!

Very good, I promised, you go~

The old Taoist left satisfied, and before leaving, he deliberately glanced at Zhou Ru is and nodded approvingly: "Young man, yes, it is worth cultivating, this green lantern ancient view is finally no longer lonely as snow, oh hehehe~"

When the figure of the old Taoist completely disappeared from his eyes, Zhou Ru sat on the futon dejectedly, his eyes were dull, and his handsome face was written with two words "numb!"

The Taoist priest is terrible, in addition to exorcism and demon hunting, fortune-telling and touching bones, he also has a good mouth, Mom, it's really scary!

Mother said: The baby is good, the baby doesn't cry, you also promised to visit the Taoist and talk at night!

"Poof。。。。。。 ”

Let me die for a while~

"Hey, handsome, what are you thinking?"

Somebody called me, who are you?

Zhou Ru can't hear the words handsome guy, as long as someone else calls handsome guy, it must be called him!

Twisting his face to look in the direction from which the sound came from, five or six rough men were running, baring their teeth and shaking their pectorals, and pounced on him like a bear.

Their hips swayed in the wind, revealing their calves, thick with black hair, thick arms that can run horses, and ugly faces that can act in horror dramas without makeup, this is absolutely not a chimpanzee that has not fully evolved, just revealed its human form, was suffocated by a splash of urine, and failed to evolve.

Chimpanzee One: "If you're brother, we've found you!"

"Big 。。。。。。 Big brother, you don't have any money, and you recognize the wrong person~~~"

Chimpanzee Two: "If you're a brother, you really look like a girl!"

“。。。。。。 ”

Chimpanzee Three: "If you're brother, you're so coquettish!"

Fuck your sister! You're sassy, your whole family is sassy!

Chimpanzee Four: "Shameless if you're my brother!"

Can I draw a kitchen knife to see you, you stinky shameless.

Chimpanzee Five: "If you're brother, you're such a great silver!"

It's a human, not a silver, please straighten your tongue and speak.

Chimpanzee Six: "If you're a brother, your taste is so low!"

Let's make it clear, is Lao Tzu low or you low, look at your dress, you are blind in a disciple's suit, and you are all wearing it on the beasts!

Chimpanzees 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6: "If you are brother, we all like you so much, let's have fun together!"

"Poof。。。。。。 ”

Let me spit blood and calm down first.

Zhou Ru slapped his thigh hard, and after making sure that he received a signal of pain, he was sure that he was not dreaming.

But if you don't dream, it's illogical to look at this sudden happening!

Let's take a look: First of all, Zhou Ru sat quietly in the "Chengdan Palace", annoyed by the invitation of the old Taoist at the North Gate.

Then, six ugly men like chimpanzees pounced on him, and when they opened their mouths, they scolded, making Zhou Ru is face unhappy and angry.

Then, the six chimpanzees who scolded him all made chrysanthemum-like smiles and said, "We like you so much, let's have fun together." ”

This..... What the hell is going on?

These six chimpanzee-like men can't all be schizophrene-like neurotics!

Meow, it's not good to stay in a psychiatric hospital for treatment, what can I do if I run out and bite someone, ahh

Where's their doctor? Come out of here! See if I don't you!

"Ahem, I'm sorry if it's a little friend, the old children frightened you. Ahem~"