"Well, comfortable, another bite of meat, well, delicious, Comrade Xiao Huang, your skills are good, and this kung fu of pinching your legs and beating your back, you have been practicing for many years. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"That's, I'll tell you that if you're a brother, I'm all serving the master, we don't dare to blow anything else, just about cooking, washing, pinching legs and beating the back, the whole Wanju Peak, I call it second, no one dares to call it first. ”

Tsk, look, how spirited, how proud, do you want to give you a "best cook", "the best washer", "the most perfect male nanny"?

Something that has no interest, I don't know how to cultivate, I know how to seduce other people's daughters all day long, and serve your father-in-law, no wonder I am still in the realm of the ninth layer of qi training.

"Okay, okay! I have a class tomorrow, and I'll show you two good things today, and I hope you can use it for tomorrow's noon competition." ”

"Alas, if you are a brother, you are too good to me, and the younger brother really can't repay him. Huang Wubian said very movingly, grabbing Zhou Ruye's hand and not letting go, his eyes were about to burst into tears.

The two big men are holding hands, the picture is not too beautiful! Vomit! Let go, the corners of Zhou Ru's mouth twitched, and he slapped off Huang Wubian's salty pig hand with disgust, his expression was stinky.

"I was moved to the side and cried, I am not in the mood to ink with you. ”

Zhou Ru couldn't stand the eyes of a big man looking at him the most, which would make him instinctively feel that he wanted to snap.

Keeping a distance of three zhang from Huang Wubian, Zhou Ru meditated for a while, adjusted his true qi, and cast two spells of "memory concretization" in a row, conjuring a piece of clothing and two iron bumps out of thin air.

The clothes look like armor, and the iron bumps look ugly.

When Huang Wubian looked at these two things with anticipation, his excitement and excitement were extinguished, expressing his disappointment.

Can you understand the feeling of being excited when you suddenly see a beautiful woman in a white dress fluttering and a slender figure on the street?

Can you understand what it's like to be a beautiful woman with a full beard, big yellow teeth, and a lewd look in her eyes that looks at you?

Huang Wubian could understand very well, he looked at the dress and the two iron bumps now, and his heart twitched.

What about the good artifacts? What about the good things? If you are brothers, are you playing with me?

His eyes were very frivolous, his expression was very lost, Zhou Ru looked at Huang Wubian's little disdainful face, and wanted to pull off the small iron ring on the iron bump, throw it directly at his feet, and then, with a "boom", send him to the western sky.

"If it's a brother, you still conjure up that Type 56 submachine gun, let me practice my hands, and be familiar with it, as for this clothes and iron bumps, I don't think it's necessary. ”

What do you mean? Laugh at the things I conjure up, and they can't get into your old man's eyes.

Okay! Very good, if you don't understand it, we won't force it.

Zhou Ru had a black face, picked up an iron bump, pulled open a small iron ring, threw it outside Shandong, and with a loud bang, the leaves flew all over the sky, and the birds and beasts were scattered, like going to hell!

"Click!"

The sound of jaws shattering!

“biaji”

The sound of eyeballs exploding!

"OMG!"

The sound of someone's screaming in shock!

composed a wonderful shocking and stunned face-slapping rhapsody.

"This! this。。。。。。 What is it?"

Huang Wubian trembled and looked at the inconspicuous iron bump left in Zhou Ru is hand, his eyes were full of horror and fright.

"Heavenly thunder, brother, don't scare me, have you hidden heavenly thunder in this iron lump?"

Yes, I didn't just hide the thunder in the iron lumps, I also wanted to hide the fart in your mouth.

Sitting in a well and watching the sky, short-sighted guy! If you dare to underestimate the things we conjure, we will tell you to eat my fart!

"The name of the iron pimple is a grenade, the name of the clothes is called body armor, and I have already demonstrated the grenade to you, do you want me to show you the body armor?"

"No! no, it's not like a brother doing it himself, the little brother believes in you, ahhhhehe~"

Shameless!

Huang Wubian reversed his previous disappointment and disdainful mentality, turned three hundred and sixty degrees, piled up a daisy-like smile on his face, licked his face, and came to Zhou Ruye, carefully holding his clothes and iron bumps, happy and excited.

Hope! What I'm dragging is hope! Whether you can defeat Luo Badao tomorrow and win Shumei depends on you!

Zhou Ru re-conjured the Type 56 submachine gun for Huang Wubian to practice, and after he was completely familiar with the firearms and mastered the basic essentials of shooting.

I agreed with him that at noon tomorrow, Evening Ju Peak, Shenbing Lane, will not be seen or dispersed.

"If it's a brother, don't be too late, the younger brother doesn't know the 'memory visualization' spell, so if you want to win the game, it's all up to you!"

You have been muttering in my ear 800 times, I will definitely arrive on time when the time comes, conjure up a Type 56 submachine gun, body armor, and give you seven or eight grenades, I don't believe that I can't break through this Divine Soldier Alley, and I can't play the domineering role of Naro.

Hum!

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Hemlock Peak, Peak, Peak Back to the Temple!

A young man knelt on one knee, facing due south, and looked at the man sitting firmly in awe with a look of adoration.

"Father, Wan Ju Feng sent a message, tomorrow at noon, Wan Ju Feng, Shenbing Lane, let my son and the person who abducted my wife, have a competition. ”

"Hmm"

"I'm unwilling, that slut named Huang Wubian, not to mention snatching my wife, and wanting to win her over the Ming Media is marrying, it's just too presumptuous, so humiliating. ”

"Humiliation, well, my son, what should I do?"

The man on the high seat had a fog on his face, mysterious and hazy, and his voice was hoarse and heavy, mixed with majesty.

"I hope that my father will allow my son to apply to the Tibetan Arsenal for the use of the Thorn Armor and the Canglan Sword!"

When the young man's expression mentioned the six words "Thorn Armor" and "Canglan Sword" again, his expression became extremely fanatical, and two words were clearly reflected in his bright eyes - greed.

The thorn armor pierces the body, and the monks below the foundation are difficult to hurt half a point, and the Canglan sword is in hand, dealing with the monks below the foundation is like chopping melons and vegetables.

With these two divine weapons, Divine Soldier Alley, what kind of thing is that? It's not the scum that was destroyed by my Luo Badao in minutes!

"Well, cultivation is important to yourself, and my son must not go astray, but this old man Li Daoxiao, this seat has been looking at him unpleasantly recently, you are wearing thorn armor and holding a Canglan sword, and you will chop up his Laoshizi Shenbing Alley for me!"

The young man was so excited that his body trembled, his head lowered, his hands clenched into fists, and he responded respectfully, "Yes!"

got up, swung his legs, went out of the peak and returned to the hall, looking at the evening chrysanthemum peak, his eyes were full of coldness!

"Hmph! Li Shu, you, wait for you to pass the door, I won't kill you! Also, Huang Wubian, I will let you watch how I Luo Badao ravages the beauty in your mind!hahaha~"