"Little Housheng, this year's Gui Geng?"

The handsome old man looked at Zhou Ruis with a smile, and the interest in his eyes couldn't be dissolved. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Back to Your Majesty, the boy is twenty-one this year. ”

"Twenty-one, it's not small, wow, have you found a Taoist partner? Do you want us to introduce you to one, wahahaha~"

Zhou Ru is picking his nose and messy~

"Let's tell you, this pursuit of Taoist couples has to do three things, if you do these three things well, then you can chase Taoist couples 100% ~ wahahaha~"

Zhou Ru continued to pick his nose and was messy~

"Your Majesty, aren't you here to talk to you about big things, are you 。。。。。。 ”

The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched~

"Alas~ Old Dao, you don't know how to drop this male and female relationship, in our eyes, finding a Taoist partner is the biggest thing~"

The handsome old man raised his hand, squeezed his eyes at Zhou Rushi, and said with a wild smile: "Little Housheng, if you don't dislike it, let's teach these three things, what do you think?"

Zhou Ru has been picking his nose all the time~

He can't understand the old handsome guy's mode of thinking, it is said that as the biggest boss in the heavenly court, he doesn't deal with the major affairs of the heavenly court every day, why did the painting style change when he came here?

However, as a young man, Zhou Ru still thinks that it is good for him to just listen to his words, and he treats the handsome old guy as bad silver as he did just now, which is a tragedy~

He didn't want to taste the taste of 50,000 miles of bungee jumping~

"Your Majesty, please speak, the kid listen~"

Look at how many young people are on the road, Laojun, follow and learn.

The handsome old man nodded with satisfaction, his eyes were full of approval, he moved his butt slightly, came to Zhou Ruye's side, and put his arms around his shoulders, like an old rascal on the street, hooking his shoulders and teasing Xiao Xianrou.

Zhou Ru had goosebumps all over the place, twisted his waist, and felt uncomfortable.

"Don't move, little offspring, stay honest~"

There was a crisp sound of "pop", and Zhou Ru was about to cry~ His ass was slapped by the old rascal again, ahhh

Don't want to live, die?

It was impossible to drop, Zhou Ru was very sorry for his life, so he endured the teasing of the handsome old guy with a bitter face, squeezed out a smile on his face, and replied respectfully: "Yes, yes, the kid is absolutely honest, Your Majesty, please hurry up." ”

Wowha, that's good!

The handsome old guy proudly touched Zhou Ruyi's buttocks, and said with a smile: "Let's tell you, the first thing in this pursuit of Taoist couples is to have a sense of humor, speak humorously, and use humorous language, so that Taoist couples will be amused by you Hahaha, so that you can have the opportunity to take the next step~"

Uh-huh, it sounds very reasonable, but it would be nice if you didn't touch the master's ass~ I'm so uncomfortable~

"If you have to do the first thing, it means that this girl is starting to have your shadow in her heart, so that you can do the second thing. ”

The second thing?handsome old guy, hurry up, the boy's ass is about to be touched red by you~

"The second thing is called, show charm. When pursuing Taoist couples, you must pay attention to some small details, such as when traveling together, cast a small spell to help girls block the wind or something, which will reflect your gentleness and carefulness, or when you get together with girls to drink and have fun, help others block alcohol or something, it will reflect your care and love for her, so that if you go on for a long time, girls will accumulate more and more good feelings for you, and finally secretly feel emotional~"

The old handsome guy is very experienced and said, ah, bah, he has no experience, who has experience? There are three thousand beauties in the Red Palace, and if you have nothing to do, you can make people to play, such a hooligan must be a master of lewdness~

"Wow ha, this third thing is to be brave. We despise those who muster up the courage to confess!"

What? People muster up the courage to confess that they are brave enough, okay?

"After chatting and talking, drinking and having fun, do you still need to confess at this time? Directly stripped her naked and threw her on the bed, how violent and tidy, completely show the majesty of our big man!"

Poof~You go away, I don't know you~

Zhou Ru was about to be kneeled by the handsome old guy, and he forcibly snapped others without confessing, do you know that this is a crime!

What if people don't want to?

The handsome old guy seemed to see Zhou Ruyi's questioning, he slapped the case a few times, and said very domineeringly: "No one dares to brush our minds, if we are unhappy, let's skip the first and second things directly, and go directly to the third thing! Hmph! Whahahahaha~"

Uncle, you cow b! I am in this heavenly court, no one will accept it, I will obey you!

Which nun do you want to fall in love with one day, you go up directly and knock her out, I will do the third thing for you, saving you from doing it yourself, wasting your physical strength, 2333333~

"Little offspring, aren't you very inspired?"

The handsome old guy patted Zhou Ruyi's ass very silverly, and looked at Zhou Ruis with eyebrows, how can he have half the image of the big boss of the heavenly court, the fighter in the whole first-class gangster-lewd stick!

Zhou Ru can be sure of why the ancient emperors had so many concubines, the reason is that the dragon is, and the emperor who claims to be the true son of the dragon is sorry for this title if he doesn't make a splash.

So Zhou Ru could only squeeze out a hint of admiration to show the handsome guy, how to look at the smile that handsome face squeezed out, how awkward~

"Ahem, ahem, Your Majesty, it's getting late, let's talk about business~"

If he knew the existence of WeChat, he would definitely not hesitate to take a photo of the handsome old guy and Zhou Ru hooking their shoulders, and send it to the circle of friends in a second

"Wow ha, what Lao Jun said is yes, the official talk is over, let us talk about idle things~"

The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, his eyelids jumped wildly, his hand holding the dust trembled, and he kept hesitating in his heart, should he commit a crime and beat the Jade Emperor?

If you do this, I will be impressed by Zhou Ru's five-body throw!

"Well, tonight, I will talk to the little offspring, there is really an important task entrusted to you!"

The handsome old man stopped smiling, and his expression became very serious.

The same is true of Taishang Laojun, sitting in a precarious position, his eyes flashing, and there is a divine light blooming.

The atmosphere in the hall suddenly became very depressing, a little breathless.

Zhou Ru swallowed his saliva, looked at the handsome old guy for a while, and meowed too much for a while, and his heart was dull and about to explode.

"What。。。。。。 What a task, it looks terrifying~"

Zhou Ru was a little drumming in his heart, the handsome guy's sudden seriousness, and Taishang Laojun's face was calm, which made him realize that the next task to talk about must be very difficult!