Recently, Zhou Ru always felt that his right hand was disobedient, and the last time he touched his own wife, he kissed Ling'er's wife, and today he took out the crotch of the old handsome guy, oops, your right hand is so bad!

Hiss!

Gasping, his eyes widened out of his sockets, the handsome old man squatted on the ground with his crotch covered, a pair of big fan-like hands clenched into fists, and smashed the ground with a bang, and the pain was dead and alive. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Little offspring, you~"

Meow, what am I, you're the second man to touch my ass, and the first is my dad!

Zhou Ru sneered and looked at the handsome old man, his hands were clawed, and he scratched at the air, the meaning of the threat was very clear - if you dare to touch the master, the master will make you feel painful.

Taishang Laojun on the side has been petrified, he probably doesn't know how to shout "Infinite Heavenly Venerable" now, the whole person is confused!

The Jade Emperor was pulled out of his crotch, me!

Are you kidding?

If this Nima is spread out, will the Jade Emperor still be alive?

Taishang Laojun was so frightened that his face trembled, his mouth trembled vigorously, and he rushed to the front of the handsome old man with an arrow step, and with a wave of his arm, he helped the old handsome guy up, his eyes were full of anxiety and concern.

"Your Majesty, you 。。。。。。 Are you alright?"

Is it okay? This is just a Dharma body of ours, and it doesn't have a physical body as strong as the body!

If it weren't for the dragon qi to protect the body, I don't know how much it hurts?

The handsome old man twisted his face and said with a stubborn smile: "Wow, hahaha, interesting, little offspring, you are the first person who dares to do something to us in the heavenly court, you are a character!

Cut! It's like you're a cow, and you're still pretending to be with the master, believe it or not, and the master will give it to you again!

Zhou Ru squinted his eyes and glanced at the crotch of the old handsome guy, with bad intentions.

The handsome old man received Zhou Ruyi's little eyes, his crotch twitched, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he laughed wildly: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, little offspring, you really have an appetite for us." ”

For your appetite~!You are a dish when you are a master!

You stupid.b!

Zhou Ru pursed his lips, and raised 10,000 middle fingers at the handsome old guy in his heart as contempt.

He didn't like the tone of the old handsome guy's speech, and he took advantage of it with a small offspring.

This way of speaking is really unpleasant, so I said to my son to my father: "Dad, in fact, I shouldn't call you Dad, I should call your son." ”

The father was full of black lines, and the ninja had the urge to beat his son, and asked, "For Mao?"

The son proudly folded his fingers and said to his father: "Look, in the last life, I was your grandfather, and in this life you are my father, and I am a generation higher than you in this generation, so I have to call your son." ”

Dad was silent for a while, silently walked to the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife, and put it on his son's neck: "Die! I will be your grandfather in the next life, so calculated, once I do a bad job, I will still be your father in this life, what do you think?"

Zhou Ru felt that this son was underwhelmed, and this handsome old guy was also underwhelmed!

It's just that you're handsome, and your speech is so rough, the master really wants to click you with a kitchen knife!

"I'm not right for your appetite! I don't know, but I'm pretty sure you're not right for my appetite. ”

"If it's a little friend, how do you follow~"

Taishang Laojun glared at Zhou Ruis angrily, and halfway through the reprimand, he was interrupted by the handsome old man waving his hand.

The handsome old guy breathed a big sigh of relief, and finally felt that his crotch was not so painful, he straightened his waist, looked at Zhou Ruis with interest, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a bright smile: "Little Housheng, we don't understand why you suddenly attacked us, you must know that we don't like others very much, so what happened to you just now is very wrong!"

No, you just behaved right, and you still have a face when you touch someone's ass!

Zhou Ru raised his eyebrows at the handsome old man very unconvinced, and the meaning was conveyed very clearly-no, that is also your fault first, no wonder others.

The handsome old man smiled and didn't speak.

He silently walked around Zhou Rushi a few times, and saw that Zhou Ru was furious.

Paralyzed, what does he want to do, Lao Tzu doesn't sell his art, ahh

Zhou Ru raised twelve points of vigilance, he secretly mobilized the true qi in his body, in case the old handsome guy attacked him, he immediately sealed, and used "memory concretization" to conjure up an AK47, and the sudden death of him alive.

However, Zhou Ru didn't wait for the handsome old guy to attack him, but waited for the Taishang Laojun to attack him.

"Ah, I'll go to your sister, Lao Jun, you are really with him, you actually attacked me, what are your intentions?"

Taishang Laojun had a black face, tied Zhou Ruye's legs and feet, ignored Zhou Ruyi's spittle Xingzi, threw him in front of the handsome old guy, and said with a smile: "Let Your Majesty see and laugh!

Taishang Laojun pointed at Zhou Ruye's brain, his expression was sad, and the angry Zhou Ru almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Paralysis, what do you mean, are you saying that I have a problem with my brain? Taishang Laojun, you stinky and shameless, woo, smoked eyes, woo~

Taishang Laojun took off a sock, blocked Zhou Ruye's mouth, and smiled very shyly: "Your Majesty, he is too noisy, but although he is stupid, his heart is not bad, don't you want to talk to him about something today~Look~"

The handsome old guy playfully glanced at Zhou Rushi, who was gagged, and laughed three times: "Wow, hahaha, we let you tie him up, to impose a small punishment on him, let's see that this little offspring is not honest, if you don't educate and educate, it will be difficult to become a good talent." ”

Zhou Ru rolled his eyes wildly.

Taishang Laojun was admired: "Your Majesty is clever! ”

"Wowha, naughty, Laojun, you are slippery, wahahaha~"

Taishang Laojun: "。。。。。。 ”

After laughing wildly for a long time, the handsome old man walked up to Zhou Rushi, who was tied into a dumpling, raised his hand and touched his handsome face, his eyes were very satisfied.

Not bad, not bad! A talent! Lao Jun chose a wonderful person.

But we took out our crotch and didn't pay any price, we were a little unwilling, wahahaha~

The handsome old man laughed wildly, and carried Zhou Ru on his shoulders with one hand, as if the king of the mountain robbed the people's daughter to be the lady of the village.

The Qiming Hall is located on the suspended island, within a radius of 500 meters around it, there is no land!

In other words, the handsome old guy is carrying him and standing in the air!

"Little offspring, shall we play some exciting games?"

The handsome old guy changed his crazy laugh to a silver laugh, and slapped it on Zhou Ruye's ass again.

Zhou Ru really wants to die~!

Play Nima, play, I'll you!

Zhou Ru wanted to scold very much, but he stuffed Taishang Laojun's stinky socks in his mouth, so he could only whine and woo~ said so tragically.

"Wowha, since you don't speak, then you will acquiesce!"

Paralyzed, I can speak,!

The handsome old man's voice had just finished.

Zhou felt that the world was spinning!

The handsome old guy held him head down and feet up, and fell down suddenly!

Ahhhh

Free fall, absolute free fall!

Zhou Ru was scared stupid!

"Waha, I haven't played this kind of game for a long time, and my memory is a little rusty, if we're not mistaken, there should be a volcanic rock fifty thousand miles below, wahahahaha~"

Volcanic rocks?poof!Let me faint for a while~

Zhou Ru was about to cry.

The speed of descent is too fast, the phoenix scrapes on the face like a knife, so painful, so uncomfortable, so scared, ahhhh

"Tsk, this speed is still not powerful, "thousand-fold acceleration technique", open!"

The handsome old man muttered in his mouth, and a white light instantly enveloped him and Zhou Ru!

And then tragedy!

Zhou Ru suddenly found that the speed of the decline had increased by a thousand times!

I couldn't cry tears, and Zhou Ru, who was under the pressure of the wind, couldn't even open my eyes!

His whining screams had changed their voice.

It's just scary!

"Wowha, isn't it exciting?Little Housheng, you're about to get into the volcanic rock, oh hehehe~"

Zhou Ru is hair is scattered, the roots are upside down, a handsome face is squeezed into a flat plate by the wind, the nose, eyes and mouth are directly three-dimensional, and become a two-dimensional plane, and he can successfully evolve into a paper man if he is a little closer.

"Old handsome guy, I don't dare anymore, please let me go, woo woo woo~"

"Wow ha, little offspring, there are still ten meters into the volcanic rock~"

Zhou Ruye's pants are wet~

"Wowha, little offspring, you're not doing the right thing to defecate anywhere~"

"Five meters more!"

"Four meters!"

"Three meters!"

"Two meters!"

"One meter!"

"Half a meter!"

"Wowha, I'm going to hit you, boom~"

Am I dead? Am I so unwilling?

Zhou Ru opened his eyes with tears, and he decided to ask Brother Niutou and Ma Mian, where is the ghost of that damn handsome old guy, and he is going to stab him a thousand times with a kitchen knife.

"Woo woo woo ~ Taishang Laojun, old handsome guy, I will not let you go if I am a ghost in Zhou!

"Don't let anyone go? The coward who was so scared that he peed his pants, hehehe~"

Hey, why is this voice so familiar, paralyzed, isn't this the voice of the shameless old man Taishang Laojun? Wahahaha, retribution, let me meet you in the underworld, I'll strangle you~

"Ahem。。。。。。 Let go, murder you~"

Taishang Laojun, who was pinched by Zhou Ru's neck, rolled his eyes a few times, and with a whiff of the dust, Zhou Ru was gently repelled by him in an instant, and fell to the sky!

"Look, this is the Qiming Palace! You're not dead yet!"

"Wahahahaha, it's so interesting, it's so interesting, it's wonderful, it's wonderful~"

Taishang Laojun and the handsome old guy sat cross-legged on the side of the desk, one speechless, the other joking, so that Zhou Ru instantly felt that the world was full of malice.

But I'm alive! Isn't that a great thing?

Zhou Ru wiped the tears from his face, a carp straightened, jumped up from the carpet, and stood in front of Taishang Laojun and the old handsome guy.

"You're all bad silver!"

So aggrieved and angry.

"Wowha, little offspring, you're not a good person!"

Belch...... This seems to make sense!

No! Zhou Ru, how can you be classified into the camp of bad guys by someone with a single word? You must firmly remember that you are a young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in civilization!

Zhou Ru shook his head fiercely, threw the words of the handsome old man out of his mind, and told himself firmly in his heart: "I am a good person, I am a good person, Uncle Lei Feng will definitely praise me in the spirit of heaven." ”

Hmm, his mind calmed down a lot, and Zhou Ru began to think about it seriously.

He sat across from the handsome old man, looking at him with his chin propped up, repeating the picture of meeting and acquaintance with him in his mind, and pondering in his heart.

First of all, Taishang Laojun should not cooperate with others to deceive himself, because there is no reason for him to deceive, if he wants to get something from himself, he can just open his mouth, why go around in such a big circle.

Secondly, Taishang Laojun's respect for this handsome old man does not seem to be fake, looking at his eyes and posture, a courtier's posture, it is obvious to say.

In the end, this handsome old guy behaves very majesticly, seems to be wild and uninhibited, and has a special taste at first glance in his bones, which seems to have been seen in the TV series, which is exclusive to the emperor's Long Wei!

To sum up, this handsome old guy seems to be really the Jade Emperor!

Mom, I was misled by the coarse linen clothes he was wearing, and he called himself "we"!

Damn!

What about the emperor who said that he was wearing a dragon robe? What about the emperor who said that he was a good emperor and a dragon who dominated the world?

This Nima is all a lie!

The costume TV series mistook me!

Zhou Ru cried out sadly, but it was useless.

Anyway, the crotch is all pulled, so that's all it can be.

If the Jade Emperor was really angry, he wouldn't be sitting here alive and intact right now!

"Your Majesty, Saorui, I'm sorry!"

The handsome old guy waved his hand, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he looked very happy: "Little offspring, don't apologize, you took out our dragon chicken, let's take you to play a game, the two are even, no one has to apologize to anyone!"

Tsk, look, this is the heart of a generation of emperors, it is really broader than that of orangutans!

However, if you talk like this, it's really hard for me to connect you with the Jade Emperor~!