Chapter 169: No Breasts, No Ass, Bad Reviews!
Zhou Ru became an official, although he had been mentally prepared in advance, he was still a little apprehensive in his heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He had a hunch that after he accepted this official position, the future days would no longer be smooth sailing and calm.
The central prince obviously couldn't accept this move of the Jade Emperor, and when Zhou Ru stepped forward to listen to the seal, he bent down and saluted, found an excuse for the Jade Emperor, and slipped away for an excuse.
In the process of slipping away, it seemed that he was blocked by Huo De Xingjun, and there was a small dispute, as if he was talking about "Nine Sisters" and "Marriage", Zhou Ru didn't hear it very clearly, in short, looking at the faces of the two of them, it was obviously not very pleasant.
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The birthday banquet of the seventh princess has come to an end.
At this time, the moon on the horizon has revealed its figure, and its appearance directly tells the sun: "Oh my god, it's my place, you're cool enough during the day, and it's time for me to be cool at night." ”
The sun blushed and fled, scattering patches of red glow, indicating shame and shame ~ shame to death ~ The banquet is a thing of the past.
Now there are a lot of people at the banquet.
Zhou Ru was lying on the desk, boredly pulling Taishang Laojun's three thousand dust silks, his eyelids drooped one by one, and said weakly: "Laojun, let's go." ”
Taishang Laojun looked around, recited "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", his face trembled, nodded, and said, "Okay." ”
got up, tidied up his robes, Zhou Rushi said hello to the Jade Emperor with Taishang Laojun, said goodbye, went out of the Condensation Rose Garden, and ran all the way to Tong Suspension Island.
As soon as they came out of the banquet gate, a group of immortals rushed out after them.
"Haha, if it's a little friend, why did you run away when you said you would have a small party in the evening?"
"Don't you feel sorry for the wine in the house, I'm afraid I'll drink it up!"
"Aohehehe~ It is very likely that Brother Dao said, if it is Xiaoyou's wine, tsk~ Don't be too delicious~"
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The Seventh Princess didn't drink and eat well at the birthday banquet, and now I think of my Qiming Palace eating and drinking, he~ so thick-skinned.
But there is no way, who called himself a cheap mouth for a while, and agreed to this group of unscrupulous immortals!
I was very helpless and speechless, when I came, there were two of them, and when I went back, there were twenty or so, am I a human trafficker? Can I label this group of immortals, write the price, and hang them on the clothes rack and sell them?
The price is fair and absolutely affordable, Li Jing only sells for 888 yuan, and the grain plant is ugly for 444 yuan, Maofa Yunlan is ugly and can act in horror movies, this has to be sold to him in the horror park, there must be a good price~
Stepping on the auspicious clouds, roaring all the way, above the sky, many immortals came to Zhou Ruye's side, gave a thumbs up, and praised it vigorously.
At today's banquet, Zhou Ruyi's performance opened the eyes of these old immortals who have lived for an unknown number of years.
It's "painting", "playing", and "bombing mines", and that small body is full of talents!
It's amazing!
"Don't praise me anymore, I'll go to heaven~"
Zhou Ru smiled with daisies on his face, shook his hand, and was very modest in his mouth, but his heart was actually happy.
The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, expressing contempt for Zhou Ru's hypocritical modesty, so he secretly accelerated the speed of Xiangyun's flight, and directly switched from the original 100-meter sports car mode to the supersonic fighter mode.
Then, someone will cry wolf, all the way "ahhhhh
The screams are very hi, so high that they burst the table~
"Oh, it turns out that Xiaoyou likes to fly. ”
"Mortals love to have a hobby of racing?"
"The faster he goes, the happier he is?
"Tsk~ It seems that it is necessary to bring such a small friend to experience it a few more times, and when he is happy, please wait for me to have a big meal, wahaha, then you can earn it!"
Several immortals put their binoculars in their hands and looked at the small black dots that were racing rapidly in the distance, and secretly made a decision in their hearts.
"Old 。。。。。 Lao Jun 。。。。。 I'm 。。。。。。 You're not done!"
Zhou Ru was close to collapse at this time, his handsome face was blown into dough by the oncoming wind, and the wind pressure didn't hurt him too much.
He grabbed Taishang Laojun's robe tightly with both hands, his eyes looked at him with a smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth hooked Taishang Laojun, he had the urge to pick up an iron rod and explode his chrysanthemum.
"If it's a little friend, isn't it exciting?"
Taishang Laojun raised his white eyebrows, and looked at Zhou Ruis playfully, his folded face shook into waves, and he almost didn't laugh out loud with "ho ho ho~".
Zhou Ru is hatred in his heart, the stimulation is simply too exciting! You wait, one day sooner, I will make you excited enough~
Vomiting ~ motion sickness, nausea, I really want to vomit ~ vomit ~
Didi!
The old driver stopped!
Taishang Laojun slipped the pale Zhou Ruyi, descended the colorful auspicious clouds, and returned to the Qiming Palace.
As soon as his feet touched the ground, Zhou Ru became a soft-footed shrimp, his legs and stomach trembled, and he lay on the carpet.
Vomit ~ I want to die ~ When the immortals behind the buttocks came to the Qiming Palace, they saw Zhou Ru pouting his ass and looking like he was going to die, and the tears of laughter almost flew~
"If that's your brother, what are you doing?"
Li Jing held the Linglong Pagoda and gently patted Zhou Ruye's vest, and a gentle force swam along his whole body, making him warm and much better.
Embarrassed to get up from the ground, very resentful glared at the laughing immortals, Zhou Ru walked a few steps quickly, grabbed Taishang Laojun, and roared with his voice.
What is annoying is that Taishang Laojun is like a wooden man, his eyes are closed, his hands are holding the dust, and he has turned into a statue, allowing Zhou Ru to vent his dissatisfaction in his heart, without saying a word, and he doesn't know what the hell he is doing.
It was very boring to stop roaring, and Zhou Ru gave up the persuasion and education of Taishang Laojun.
He sighed lightly, his hands were sealed, and he recalled the appearance of the long dining table in his mind, and drank softly, "Memory is concretized, and now I am at the big dining table." ”
With a flash of white light, the long dining table, which was enough for thirty people to sit down, appeared out of thin air in the Qiming Palace.
One person, one position, without waiting for Zhou Ru to say hello, more than 20 immortals pulled out their chairs with a smile, sat down like an uncle, chatted, and farted, just waiting for the chef Zhou Ru to cook and serve the food~
Meow, what kind of life am I, a dignified music graduate of a high-achieving student, instead of engaging in a great music career, he has become a servant of a group of immeasurable immortals, I don't accept it~
God, do you have long eyes? I am such a handsome person, how can you bear to let me serve others?
Cang Tian said: No breasts, no ass, bad reviews! You deserve to serve people!
Zhou Ru vomited three liters of blood!, only 21 years old, died young~