Chapter 168: Zhou Ruyi, come forward and listen to the seal!
"The butterfly effect?"
The Jade Emperor muttered and repeated, listening to this tone, he must not understand. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhou Ru smiled slightly, explained, and said: "A butterfly in the tropical rainforest of the Amazon River basin in South America, occasionally flapping its wings, can cause a tornado in Texas, USA, two weeks later. β
What does that mean? South America, Amazon, United States, Texas?
Why don't we understand.
Ahem, I'm sorry to accidentally use the name of a place on the earth.
Zhou Ru coughed dryly twice, sorted out his embarrassing mood, and explained: "To put it simply, a very small or even insignificant thing will have a great impact on the big things in the future. β
"What's the explanation?"
The Jade Emperor became interested, leaned back, and continued to tap the dragon chair with his paused fingers, listening intently to Zhou Ruyi's words.
"Take the exam paper as an example, the kid doesn't mean that the exam paper is bad!"
Well?
Many immortals snorted lightly, and looked at Zhou Ru is suspiciously, with strange eyes -- Zhou Ru has changed his temperament? Will he say good things to Wenqu Xingjun? I heard you right.
You heard it right!
Zhou Ru did praise Wenqu Xingjun and several immortals in the proposition group, but as soon as he spoke, his eyebrows raised, and he continued: "However, no matter how good this exam paper is, it is not suitable for selecting new officials for Heavenly Court, it is also in vain." β
"Then what do you mean is that the officials selected by my Heavenly Court are not qualified, so I can't govern Heavenly Court well?"
Wow, handsome old man, your brain is simply a light brain, this IQ is going to explode!
"Exactly, Your Majesty, the selection of officials is a small cause, but it can have a great impact on the governance of the entire Heavenly Court, that is, a small cause causes big consequences, referred to as the butterfly effect. β
The explanation is very smooth and straightforward, and even a fool can understand it.
But how do I feel that the eyes of the immortals around me are cold?
Zhou Ru shuddered for a moment, and his eyes secretly glanced around.
His eyes rolled, and he turned to his friends, and all he saw was full of resentment, and when he turned to the gods who were hostile to him, he saw a gloomy face.
Oh my god, I can't say anything wrong, why are you looking at me like that!
You didn't, you just offended all the immortals present! Everyone is an immortal official who was selected through selection, according to your meaning, everyone is not qualified, who can feel comfortable in this heart.
"Aha! Ladies and gentlemen, the kid doesn't mean that the immortals have no talent, but just talk about things, right things, not people!ahhhehehe~"
Very embarrassed, I wanted to slip away, the corners of my eyes kept twitching, and Zhou Ru laughed dryly.
"I think that's what you mean! Fellow Daoists, do you say it?"
Wenqu Xingjun sneered and got up from the ground, staring at Zhou Ruis with gloomy eyes, and his words were gloomy.
"This seat thinks so too!"
"Agreed!"
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After a while, Zhou Ru became extremely passive, except for his friends who did not squeak, the rest of the immortals who held official positions in the heavenly court were not angry with Zhou Ru one by one.
Meow, in order to pass the exam, the old man is also a good candidate who has studied hard for thousands of years, and if you fail to pass the sentence, the old man will deny the old man's thousands of years of hard work, and the old man is not convinced!
This seat is also, in order to be able to get an official and a half-position in the heavenly court, this seat has spent 10,000 years, and I don't know how much tuition I paid in Wenqu Xingjun's cram school, so I was admitted last year!
There is also the old man, the old man has participated in more than 10,000 exams, and finally only 11,111 exams on the ground, defeated all opponents, broke through the single-plank bridge alone, and obtained his current official position, it is not easy for the old man~
Who can be an immortal official of the Heavenly Court who has not experienced the torture of the exam, when he thinks of those days of hard study, he is sad and tearful.
Therefore, Zhou Ruyi, your sentence is unqualified, and the old man (this seat) is absolutely unacceptable!
Belch..... This is the disadvantage of Heavenly Court education! Mom, it's really terrifying! I have been studying hard for more than 10,000 years in order to figure out what kind of heavenly way, my God, it's really sad~
"Oh, all the immortals, please listen to the words of the boy! The boy did not deny the level of the immortals, but pointed out that the form of the examination is one-sided and unreasonable. β
"Arrogance! If the selection officials don't pass the exam, what will they pass! The little ghost from the mortal world, don't talk nonsense here. β
It's hard to catch an opportunity to attack you, how can this seat let you fool the past in a few words, since everyone is deeply resentful of your unqualified, then it's not too good!
If you offend so many Dao brothers, you will definitely not be able to eat any good fruits!
"As we all know, the selection examination of my Heavenly Court over the years was a rule set by the old Jade Emperor more than 100,000 years ago, and it has been passed down from generation to generation.
It makes sense, I can't help but want to complain!
It is precisely because of this kind of examination that real talents cannot be selected, and who can discover the disadvantages of this kind of examination without real talents.
Even if there is a talent, after so many years of hard study, he finally passed the exam, he will turn around and accuse the exam of being rubbish and useless? Isn't that a slap in the face? And not stupid.
Zhou Ru lit a cigarette and took a puff, and the slowly rising smoke covered his face, making his face hazy.
"Wenqu Xingjun, I don't want to argue with you, I just want to say one word, the times are changing, if you don't advance, you will retreat, and the rules of more than 100,000 years ago may not be good now!"
"Fart! The law of the ancestors cannot be abolished!"
Hehe~ Zhou Ru is too lazy to argue with Wenqu Xingjun, China's more than 5,000 years of history tells him that arguing with villains hurts his mind and brain, and it is useless to say more.
"Your Majesty! The kid has already pointed out what he thinks is the crux of the problem, if it's nothing, the kid is tired, so he will leave. β
The Jade Emperor was still knocking on the dragon chair and didn't speak, he now has only one word for Zhou Ru - obey!
Speak our hearts! Little descendant, you must be the pillar of heaven!
It's a pity that Heaven is so lonely, and the long life has caused the rigidity of some immortals' brains, accustomed to blind obedience, accustomed to the past, blindly immersed in the rules and regulations of the past, and being dumped far away without knowing it, is it sad? Is it ridiculous?
Silence.
"Zhou Ruyi, slandering the immortals, breaking the rules of the heavenly court every time, do you want to leave?"
Wenqu Xingjun's footsteps moved slightly, blocking Zhou Ruye's way, and the central prince who was drinking on the side gave Huode Xingjun a look, Huode Xingjun nodded with a sneer, stood up, and got stuck between Zhou Rushi and Taishang Laojun, faintly blocking Taishang Laojun.
Zhou Ruye's friends looked at each other and were about to stand up.
Who knows a loud bang, bang!
Like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, it exploded fiercely in the minds of all immortals!
The sunny afternoon was instantly overcast, the day turned into evening in a second, and the sky was so gray that you couldn't see it clearly.
The thunder and lightning roared in the dark clouds, and there was a hidden dragon roaring, and the sky was about to collapse when it roared!
"When I'm dead, am I?"
On the dragon chair, an immortal slowly stood up, his body floated, three feet above the ground, with dark clouds above his head, stepping on the void, lightning and thunder behind him, and the immortals in front of him trembled, bowing to the ground!
"Father, Calm your anger!"
"Your Majesty!
Present, except for the Queen Mother and Taishang Laojun, no immortal dared to stand, facing the man who was high up, majestic and swept the Eight Desolations, and shocked the world, everyone's heart was trembling.
"Heh! I am not angry! You have lived well for tens of thousands of years! When a child talks about the sore spot, I don't want to admit it, right?"
No one dared to reply, even if they wanted to refute it, they didn't dare!
"I think what Xiaoyou said is right, the biggest problem of my Central Heavenly Court is you bunch of waste!
"If I am qualified, why is my Central Heavenly Court ranked first from the bottom every time? If I am qualified, why is the management of my Central Heavenly Court lax and in a mess? If I am qualified, why can't I improve the economic and people's livelihood indicators of my Central Heavenly Court? Do you feel that I am old and so confused!"
Furious, Long Wei was for a while, and Wan Xian trembled.
Meow, handsome old man, you are so good! The whole heavenly court, I don't accept anyone, I will obey you!
Zhou Ru quietly gave a thumbs up to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor in a frenzy glanced at Zhou Ru is slanted glance, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he squeezed his eyes, which was considered a response.
The dark clouds covered the sky, the Jade Emperor was furious, it seemed to be refreshing to roar and denounce, the Jade Emperor finally waved his hand, the dark clouds dispersed, and the blue sky reappeared in the sky.
"Zhou Ruyi, come forward and listen to the seal!"
Oh, huh, handsome old man, are you calling me?
Nonsense, don't you shout at you, you're calling a dog!
The style of painting changed too fast, and when Zhou Ru was still secretly admiring the prestige of the handsome old man, a soft shout exploded in his ears, making him involuntarily stunned.
Listen to the wind, listen to the wind, the wind is to feel, listen to the drip.
"Ahhh~"
With a scream, his hind legs were kicked twice, and Zhou Ru bent his knees, poofed, and knelt on the ground.
Bastard, which bastard sneaked up on me? Ahhhhhγγγγγγh Hehe, don't grin, your yellow teeth, I'm scared!
Turning his face and seeing Taishang Laojun showing out his pair of big yellow teeth, Zhou Ru was inexplicably cold, smiled, and knelt honestly in front of the Jade Emperor.
"Today, Zhou Ru is serving as the supporting envoy of the Teaching Workshop, Wang'erγγγγγ β
Belch..... Guwen Zhou Ru was strange and uncomfortable to hear, but Zhou Ru probably understood the meaning of the old handsome guy - he became an official, and the teaching department corroborated the envoy, from the nine products, he must work hard and hard in the future, strive for progress, and dedicate his youth and blood without establishing a great heavenly court co-prosperity circle.
However, what if many immortals are not convinced!
I was very sad and worried~