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Curator Xu came down from the stone in confusion.

Xiao Zao slammed into Curator Xu's arms, and she choked and shouted, "Bowen, I love you!"

Director Xu paused for a moment and prevaricated: "Little jujube, I love you too." ”

"Bowen, if there really is a hell of hell, you must not abandon me. Jujube pleaded.

"Little jujube, what are you talking about, I... How could I abandon you? You see: I am willing to go to Huangquan Road with you, which explains everything. Director Xu said humbly.

"Bowen, last night, I had a strange dream that I was walking together, and we were walking well, and you suddenly disappeared. I shouted, shouted, shouted and my voice was hoarse, but you still didn't show up. At this time, an old woman came up to me and said to me: "Girl, don't cry, your sweetheart has betrayed you and has already eloped with another girl." Xiao Zao said sadly.

Curator Xu was shocked when he heard this, and thought: Could it be that the Queen Mother gave Xiao Zao a dream and asked her not to commit suicide?

"Little jujube, let me tell you: dreams are reversed. If you dream that I eloped with another woman, it means that I will be with you forever. "Curator Xu made up a set of lies.

"Is that so?" asked Xiao Zao as he raised his face and looked at Director Xu.

"Of course it's true. Director Xu swore and said, "Little jujube, don't think nonsense. You and I will never be separated. Although we can't be husband and wife in the yang world, we are definitely husband and wife in the underworld, it is said that the husband and wife in the yang world will be together for a maximum of 100 years, the so-called: a hundred years of reconciliation. But a husband and wife in the underworld can be together for a thousand years. Director Xu tempted.

Now, Director Xu ******** want to persuade Xiao Zao to commit suicide immediately.

"Really?" said Xiao Zao, with an expectant look.

"Really. I think: As soon as we arrived in the underworld, the first thing we did was to hurry up and get a marriage certificate. Director Xu said.

"The underworld is the same as the yang, shouldn't there be any age limit?" asked Xiao Zao.

Obviously, now Xiao Zao is afraid that he will not be able to be with Director Xu in the underworld.

"Probably not. Now, it is easy to get married in the yang world, and it is said that the procedures in the underworld should be simpler. Director Xu comforted.

"Bowen, kiss me. Xiao Zao raised his face.

Xiao Zao's attachment to Director Xu made Director Xu feel a little pity. At this moment, a sentence: no poison is not a husband, suddenly flashed in his mind.

Curator Xu thought to himself: The sword has been unsheathed, and it cannot be taken back anymore.

Curator Xu attached his head and kissed Xiao Zao's forehead.

"Bowen, you kiss my face inch by inch. Jujube pleaded.

Director Xu thought to himself: This woman is really wordy, she is on the road, and she is still so reluctant. Does she know that there is no underworld in the world, and once a person dies, he will be gone.

"Okay, if you don't say it, I want to kiss you too. For when I kiss you, I make a mark on your face, so that I will recognize you at a glance when I go to hell. Director Xu said hypocritically.

Curator Xu kissed Xiao Zao's face carefully, and he suddenly felt a little tired.

Yes, since he got to know this little jujube, he has been feeling very tired. At the beginning, he sent thirty flower baskets in a row before he let Xiao Zao say the first sentence to himself. Later, he secretly cheated with Xiao Jujube, and every time he was afraid of being seen. Until the end, Xiao Zao was forced to marry, and he had to go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection to denounce himself. Thinking back on all this, Curator Xu felt too tired.

Fortunately, this "tiredness" is coming to an end.

"Bowen, I'm going to kiss you on the face too, so that I can recognize you at a glance when I get to the underworld. Xiao Zao upturned his feet and kissed Director Xu emotionally.

Curator Xu was patient and thought: At this last moment, we must not let Xiao Zao see the flaws.

Xiao Zao finished kissing Director Xu's face and said, "Bowen, I remember: since I met you, you have never carried me." ”

"Ah, I don't think I've memorized it. Director Xu recalled, as if he had never carried a jujube.

"Then you can carry me. Xiao Zao begged.

Curator Xu had no choice but to squat down and pretend to be affectionate and said, "Little Zao, I will carry you around this pine tree three times." ”

"Good. Xiao Zao excitedly lay on Curator Xu's back.

Curator Xu thought to himself: Although this little jujube is less than 100 catties, it is quite heavy on its back.

Curator Xu carried the jujube on his back and walked around the pine tree three times. He put down the jujube, gasped and said, "It's old, it's useless." ”

"Bowen, you're not old, you're still young. "Xiao Zao doesn't dislike Elder Xu at all now, because love has fascinated her eyes.

"By the way, you take out the suicide note and let me take a look. Curator Xu thought to himself: This suicide note is very important, and with the suicide note, it shows that Xiao Zao committed suicide.

Xiao Zao took out the suicide note from his pocket, handed it to Director Xu, and said, "I didn't write anything according to what you wanted." ”

Curator Xu took Xiao Zao's suicide note, and when he looked at it, there were only Liao Liao's words on it:

"I'm tired of life in the sun, because I'm too tired to live. So, I'm going to Hades today. Farewell, my dear parents, farewell, my friend!"

"Well, that's well written. "Director Xu has already done ideological work with Xiao Zao, and asked her not to write anything on the suicide note, just write clearly that she wants to commit suicide.

"Bowen, where is your suicide note?" asked Xiao Zao.

Curator Xu took out his suicide note, handed it to Xiao Zao, and said, "I write more simply than you." ”

Xiao Zao took Director Xu's suicide note and looked at it, there was only one sentence on it: "Goodbye, my relatives, my friends!"

"Bowen, you said: My parents read my suicide note, will they feel inexplicable? Xiao Zao asked.

"How can it be, you have written it very clearly above, you are tired of life in the yang world, this is the reason for suicide. Director Xu said.

"Bowen, I always feel that we are a little sorry for our parents when we leave like this. Xiao Zao said.

Director Xu thought to himself: Now is a critical moment, we must encourage Xiaozao to commit suicide, and we must not let her retreat. So, he said: "The two of us can't come together in the yang world, and if we are alive, we will be like a corpse, and if we go to the underworld, we can be together forever, this is the most critical issue." To borrow a fashionable saying: everything else is floating clouds, and we are the gods together. ”

"Yes, you're absolutely right. Xiao Zao turned his feet upside down and took the last kiss affectionately with Director Xu.

"Let's go. Curator Xu hugged the jujube and stepped on the stone.

Curator Xu put the red rope around the neck of the little jujube, and then put the red rope around his neck.

Xiao Zao looked at Director Xu affectionately and said faintly: "Bowen, I love you." Whether in the sun or in the underworld, I will always love you!"

(To be continued.) )