Toad Mirror thought to herself: This little jujube is still dreaming of spring, and wants to marry his cousin in the underworld. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Alas, the infatuated women in the world are really pitiful.

Toad Mirror looked at Director Xu's triumphant expression, and thought: If Xiao Zao goes to the underworld and can't find his cousin, then what should he do? Perhaps, he will run back to the yang world. At that time, my cousin will be unlucky.

Early the next morning, Director Xu took Xiaojube to Laoshan Forest Park to inspect the suicide site.

Director Xu wanted to end the matter as soon as possible, of course, hoping that the sooner the better.

Xiao Zao stood under the pine tree, looked at the red sun, and said excitedly: "Bowen, this place is so good, facing the rising sun, symbolizing that after the two of us arrive in the underworld, life will be very prosperous." ”

"yes, that's right. That's why I chose this place. Director Xu thought to himself: After you arrive in the underworld, I hope to meet a male ghost who likes you, so that the two of you can still live a prosperous life.

"I love this place and I hope to tie the knot with you soon. "The little jujube is intoxicated with the tragedy of martyrdom.

"I also hope that the two of us will get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible and live a sweet little life. I think we'll be on our way tomorrow. Curator Xu urged.

"Good. Xiao Zao hugged Director Xu and asked, "Bowen, is there really a netherworld?"

"Absolutely. What you sing in the drama must be true. Otherwise, the people in the yang world wouldn't have made up those things. Director Xu said with an oath.

"I also believe that there is a hell of hell. Xiao Zao made a final decision.

Director Xu slept with Xiao Zao all night, and the two got up early the next morning.

Xiao Zao dressed up carefully, she put on her favorite set of clothes, and deliberately put on all the jewelry.

Xiao Zao looked at Director Xu and asked, "Why are you still wearing your usual clothes?"

Director Xu defended: "You know, I like simplicity. Even in the underworld, I still have to maintain my own style. ”

"Okay. Xiao Zao didn't force Director Xu to change his clothes. To tell the truth, Director Xu is accompanying Xiao Zao to perform a play, to put it bluntly, he is to send Xiao Zao to the Hades Palace.

The two entered the Laoshan Forest Park together and came to the pine tree smoothly.

As soon as Curator Xu arrived under the pine tree, he was busy tying ropes and moving stones, and he thought: Take advantage of the early morning when there are few people, and end the matter early.

"What are you busy with?" asked Xiao Zao unhappily.

Curator Xu raised his head suspiciously, looked at Xiao Zao and said, "I'm doing the preparations." ”

"We can't get on the road today, so we have to change the date. Xiao Zao said with a gloomy face.

When Curator Xu heard this, he was taken aback, and thought: Could it be that Xiaozao changed his mind and was unwilling to commit suicide?

"You... What's wrong with you?"

"See for yourself. Xiao Zao said unhappily.

"You... What are you asking me to see?" Director Xu was confused.

"Look up to the east. Xiao Zao said.

Curator Xu thought to himself: Could it be that there is someone nearby? Could it be that the toad mirror is nearby and was discovered by Xiao Zao?

Curator Xu glanced in the direction where the toad mirror was hidden, and saw that behind the bushes, a hand stretched out and beckoned, which was the code that Curator Xu and the toad mirror had made an appointment.

"There's no one around. Director Xu said.

"I'm not talking about people, I'm talking about the sun. Xiao Zao said dissatisfiedly: "Look, today is a cloudy day, the east is covered by a dark cloud, and the sun does not even have a shadow." ”

"Ahh Director Xu said apologetically.

"Without the company of the rising sun, I won't be on the road. Xiao Zao said coquettishly.

"Then wait, maybe, wait a little while the sun will come out from behind the dark clouds. "Director Xu is reluctant to change the date, and he very much wants to end this matter immediately.

"Even if the sun comes out, the scenery is not good. You see, there are dark clouds in the east, how unlucky. Xiao Zao said dejectedly.

"That's... Then change the date, right?" said Director Xu helplessly.

Curator Xu and Xiao Zao's first suicide was in the soup.

Three days later, Director Xu specially looked at the weather forecast, and it was a good day with clear skies.

So, the two got up early in the morning as usual. Xiao Zao was dressed up carefully as usual, and then, the two went to Laoshan Forest Park.

As soon as he entered the park, Xiao Zao suddenly became sad, and his tears were like pearls with broken threads, flowing non-stop.

Xiao Zao's abnormal behavior was discovered by the security guards, so the two security guards targeted Xiao Zao and Director Xu.

Curator Xu found that something was wrong and said to Xiao Zao: "Don't go to the pine tree, otherwise, the hanging place will be discovered." ”

Curator Xu and Xiao Zao took a big turn in Laoshan Forest Park, but they couldn't get rid of the two security guards.

Director Xu said dejectedly: "There is no drama today." ”

Xiao Zao looked very happy, she said: "Perhaps, today is an unlucky day, so God will not let us go on the road." ”

Curator Xu and Xiao Zao's second suicide was in the soup again.

The toad mirror complained in front of Director Xu: "Cousin, what are you doing, you failed twice." ”

Director Xu shook his head and said, "Maybe this is the will of heaven." Since God has prevented me from carrying out this suicide trap, then I have no choice but to obey the will of God. ”

"What is providential or not, I think, that is, the jujube should not be so picky and hypocritical. You see, for the first time, she didn't like the sun and the scenery was not good. The second time, she cried again, which attracted the attention of the security guards. Alas, this woman may not want to kill herself at all. Toad Mirror said dissatisfied.

Toad Mirror also wanted to end the matter as soon as possible, because he wanted to get a reward of 10,000 yuan from his cousin.

After another ten days, Xiao Zao and Director Xu began to commit suicide for the third time.

That day, Director Xu said: "Little jujube, in order to avoid attracting the attention of the security guards, let's go into the park separately." ”

Director Xu found that there was a camera at the entrance of Laoshan Forest Park, and thought: Xiao Zao hanged himself, the police will definitely conduct an investigation, if he enters the park with Xiao Zao, it will inevitably arouse the suspicion of the police.

When committing suicide for the third time, the jujube entered the park first.

After curator Xu dressed up, he then entered the park.

Director Xu asked the toad mirror to also dress up in disguise, so that the police had no trace to check.

The third time I committed suicide, it was a sunny day.

As soon as the two of them walked under the pine tree, the morning sun rose from the top of the mountain.

"It's so beautiful!" said Zao.

"It's really beautiful!" Director Xu agreed.

Director Xu looked at Xiao Zao's beautiful appearance and delicate figure, and suddenly felt a little reluctant. However, as soon as he thought that Xiao Zao was going to the Commission for Discipline Inspection to denounce him, this reluctance disappeared.

Curator Xu tied the rope, built the stone, and urged: "Little jujube, let's get on the road." With that, he couldn't wait to stand on the stone.

"Bowen, you come down first. Xiao Zao said affectionately.

"What are you doing?" Director Xu thought to himself: Could it be that Xiaojube regretted it again.

"Come down. Xiao Zao said softly.

(To be continued.) )