"What's wrong with the female hanger?" asked the thin monkey with a slight trembling voice. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Haha, this female hanger likes me and always loves to lick my neck and face, so I just smeared yellow lotus water on my neck and face, hum! I whispered to the skinny monkey.

"Ah, Brother Zhang, you are so bold that you dare to joke with the hanging neck. The thin monkey timidly asked, "You annoyed the hanger, what should she do if she started a rush?"

"It doesn't matter. The old Taoist priest said to me that the hang-necked ghost is a good ghost, and let me be polite to her. I grinned, turned my head and asked, "Hey, little lady, it doesn't taste good." I'll tell you: I already have a girlfriend, so I'm miserable. ”

"Bah, bah, bah, I know, your girlfriend is this Miao Siyu, right?" asked the female hanger jealously.

"That's right. Now that you know I have a girlfriend, don't stick in the air. I said.

The female hang-necked ghost said disdainfully: "Handsome guy, who is the pole? You are really self-inflicted, in fact, I already have a boyfriend, and he is also very handsome, but he is a little older than you."

"You already have a boyfriend, why are you still pestering me, go find your boyfriend. You, keep pestering me, beware of your boyfriend being jealous and dumping you in anger, see what you do. I taught.

"Alas!" the female hang-necked ghost sighed and said dejectedly, "I have been looking in the cemetery for half a year, but I have not found my boyfriend, I don't know where he is buried?"

"You... Your boyfriend is dead too?" I was taken aback.

"yes. We were both hanged together. The female hanger said mournfully.

"You... Are you two martyred together?" I asked, surprised.

"I love him, and he loves me, but we can't go together in the yang world, so we decided to die together so that we can get married in the underworld. Strangely, I couldn't find him. The female hanger said with annoyance.

I feel a little sympathy for this female hanger, but I see that this female hanger has no grievances, so I am too lazy to meddle with things. Besides, since she and her boyfriend were martyred together and both became ghosts, I can't care about it.

"Look for it slowly, you'll find it someday. I casually responded.

"Handsome man, I'd like to ask you a favor. The female hangneck pleaded.

At this moment, the thin monkey had already inserted the crowbar into the gap in the cover of the tomb, and with a strong pull, the cover was opened.

"Wow! Skinny Monkey said happily. Now, the thin monkey is no longer afraid of this female hanger, so his body is no longer trembling.

The skinny monkey lifted the lid of the tomb to the side, and then, carefully, picked up Miao Siyu's urn in the tomb.

The female hang-necked ghost asked curiously: "Handsome guy, you have already put Miao Siyu's soul into the little gourd, why do you still want to take away her ashes?"

"You don't mind my business. I said unpleasantly. I thought to myself: You are really very lenient.

"Handsome guy, you are not allowed to take Miao Siyu's ashes. The female hanger stopped.

"Hey, who are Miao Siyu, why do you care about this foreign business? What does it have to do with you if I take Miao Siyu's ashes?" I asked.

"Of course it has something to do with me. The female hang-necked ghost said confidently.

"Tell me, then, what does it have to do with you?" I asked, turning around and glaring at the female hanger.

"You... If you take Miao Siyu's ashes, you won't be here again, will you?" asked the female hanger, sadly.

"yes, of course I'm not coming. I replied.

"That means I'll never see you again. The female hanger had a look of disappointment.

"Hey, why are you such a romantic female ghost, you just said, you have a boyfriend, you two are martyred together, and you are going to get married in the underworld, since you have a home, why do you want to pester me. Don't you think it's stepping on two boats?" I accused.

"Handsome guy, I never thought of having anything to do with you, I just think you are like a big brother, I really want to get your caresses. Especially now, I haven't found a boyfriend yet, and I feel very lonely and empty. Therefore, I am reluctant to let you leave me. The female hanger said faintly.

I think the idea of a female hanger is too weird, she is in love with me, and she wants to be my "sister", it's just a fantasy. I am a human being, she is a ghost, how can a human and a ghost worship brothers and sisters?

I didn't bother to pay attention to the female hanger, and thought: this female ghost is too infatuated, it would be better to get rid of her as soon as possible. So, I said to the thin monkey, "Quickly put Miao Siyu's ashes in the backpack." ”

Just as I was putting Miao Siyu's ashes in my backpack, I suddenly remembered: Miao Siyu has been in my treasure gourd for ten days, and she should be allowed to return to the underworld, otherwise, she will be removed from the underworld.

With this in mind, I took the gourd from my waist and recited the incantation. After a while, Miao Siyu ran out of the treasure gourd.

"Siyu, it's time for you to go back to the underworld. In a few days, I'll let you go back to the gourd. I said.

"Okay. Miao Siyu said reluctantly.

It was at this moment that an amazing scene appeared. I saw that the female hang-necked ghost suddenly rushed up, grabbed Miao Siyu's hair, and said viciously: "Handsome guy, if you don't promise to help me tonight, I will be unkind to Miao Siyu." ”

"You... What are you going to do?" surprised me by the female hanger's actions.

"I've made it very clear, if you don't promise to help me, I'll be rude to your girlfriend. The female hanger said menacingly.

At this moment, I regret it very much, I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't let Miao Siyu return to the underworld in front of the female hanger. This time it's good, and I'm taken hostage by the female hanger.

"What do you want?" I asked humbly.

"If you don't agree to help me, I will drag Miao Siyu to the palace of Hades and accuse her of fornicating with a man in the yang world, so that she will never be able to survive. The female hanger said coldly.

The words of the female hanger made me so shocked that I almost fell to the ground. If Miao Siyu is really dragged to the palace of Hades, then everything will be over.

"You... You must not do that. "Suddenly, I felt the urge to kneel, and I wanted to kneel down for the female hanger, begging her not to do it.

"I don't want to do that, but it's no wonder you're forcing me to do it. The female hanger said mournfully.

"I... I promise to help you. I said in a low voice.

"Hmph! Zhang Shiwen, you are a toast and don't eat and drink, if I don't come to Heng, you won't treat this lady as a dish. The female hanger said proudly.

"Tell me quickly, what can I help me with?" I asked impatiently.

"I ask you to help find my boyfriend. ”

"You... Your boyfriend went to Hades, and I... Where can I find it? I asked, stammering. I thought to myself: Aren't you a strong man? However, at this point, I can't say yes. However, I am afraid that if I can't help, I will offend this female hanger even more.