At half past eleven o'clock that night, I drove to pick up the thin monkey and came to Miao Siyu's cemetery together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I stopped my car when I was still more than a mile away from the cemetery.

"Brother Zhang, I haven't arrived at the cemetery yet. The thin monkey asked suspiciously.

"Stay away from the cemetery, so as not to alarm the security guards. I said.

"The security guards are all young men, who are drowsy at night, and I see that they are sleeping all by fart and snoring. Skinny Monkey said disappreciatively.

"Skinny Monkey, in case we are discovered by the security guards, you run in front, and I will cover. Remember: If I get caught, don't save me. I confessed.

"Brother Zhang, you are so good to me, where can I see death without help. Skinny Monkey said.

"Skinny monkey, when we didn't steal the ashes, we said that we didn't have time during the day, and we came to the grave at night. If we have already stolen the ashes, then you should run with the ashes on your back and not let the security guard grab the evidence. As long as you run away, I will insist that I will not do anything, and the security guards will not treat me, and at most I will have to be released in the first trial. I explained.

"Okay. "When the skinny monkey saw that I was right, he stopped insisting on saving me.

When I got out of the car, I took out a golden charm from my pocket and handed it to the skinny monkey: "You put this in your close-fitting pocket." ”

The skinny monkey knew it was a charm, and he obediently put the charm in the pocket of his t-shirt.

"Thin monkey, we are going to the cemetery at this time, it is just the time when the ghosts are haunted, if you run into ghosts, don't be afraid, I will deal with them. ”

"Brother Zhang, can you deal with ghosts?" asked the thin monkey in disbelief.

"Thin monkey, let me tell you one thing, now, I am already a Taoist priest, and Taoist priests specialize in ghost hunting. Therefore, when the ghosts see me, they will avoid it and run away. A few ghosts I don't know will come to haunt me, but I have a way to deal with them. I comforted the skinny monkey.

"Okay. The thin monkey agreed, but there was a hint of suspicion in his tone.

As soon as the skinny monkey and I entered the cemetery, we were stopped by a little ghost.

"Dad, I'm hungry. ”

I knew at a glance that this starving ghost was the last time I had met, and it had bitten one of my flashlights.

I pulled a bag of food out of my satchel and threw it in front of the imp.

"Dad, you're so nice. The imp picked up the food, jumped to the side of the road, and ate it with relish.

"Mom, it's scared to death. The thin monkey said in fear: "Brother Zhang, you also brought food for it." ”

"Skinny monkey, I'm an old acquaintance with it, and last time, it hugged my leg and was so hungry that it wanted to bite me. I said as I walked.

The thin monkey turned around three times and said timidly: "Brother Zhang, it has finished eating the food, so it won't catch up and bite people again, right?"

I smiled and said, "No, you can rest assured." A bag of food, enough for it to eat overnight. ”

The skinny monkey and I were climbing up the hillside, surrounded by a group of all sorts of ghosts.

"Mom, Brother Zhang, we're surrounded by ghosts, what should we do?" said the thin monkey in horror.

"Skinny monkey, don't be afraid. "I pulled a bottle of black dog blood out of my pocket, unscrewed the cap, and sprinkled it around. Suddenly, the ghosts scattered and fled without a trace.

"Brother Zhang, you are so powerful, those ghosts are afraid of you. Skinny Monkey said happily.

"Skinny Monkey, I'm not lying. I am a Taoist priest, and I am not afraid of ghosts. But the ghosts should be afraid of me. I said proudly.

The last time I came to Miao Siyu's cemetery, I was not a Taoist priest. Now, it's very different.

After a while, we came to Miao Siyu's grave.

I looked around regretfully, and thought to myself: Why didn't I see the female hanger tonight, could it be that I splashed her with black dog blood last time, so that she was too timid to show up?

I was thinking about it when suddenly there was a giggling sound behind me, and as soon as I heard it, I knew it was the voice of a female hanger.

"Brother Zhang, it's not good, there's a female hanger-necked ghost running towards us. The thin monkey cried out in horror.

"Thin monkey, don't be afraid, this female hang-necked ghost is my old acquaintance, she is a good ghost, and she will not harm people. Don't be distracted, pry the lid of the grave. I urged.

"Brother Zhang, this female hang-necked ghost stretched out her blood-red tongue more than a foot long, scared me to death, you see, I was trembling all over, and I had no strength at all. The thin monkey's voice trembled.

I sensed that the female hanger had come behind me, so I warned loudly, "What are you doing again, dead ghost, aren't you afraid that I will splash black dog blood again?"

"Handsome guy, don't be so cruel to me, I like you, is it wrong?" said the female hanger.

I listened to the voice of the female hanging neck ghost, and I got goosebumps all over my body.

"Hey, you call me one handsome guy at a time, how old are you?" I squatted down and groped around the cover of Miao Siyu's grave, looking for the gap.

"Handsome man, I was twenty-two years old when I died, so I should be younger than you. The female hanger replied.

"Well, three years younger than me. I said casually.

"Handsome guy, let me tell you, I was more beautiful than Miao Siyu when I was alive. However, this hanging, the tongue has become longer, the neck has become thinner, and the eyeballs have bulged. Alas, I knew that hanging would make me ugly, so I wouldn't hang myself. The female hanger said remorsefully.

I felt the gap in the cover of Miao Siyu's grave and said to the thin monkey, "Quickly put the crowbar into this gap." ”

The thin monkey trembled and begged, "Brother Zhang, don't talk to this hanger, get rid of her, otherwise, I won't be able to work." ”

I glared at the thin monkey and said, "Thin monkey, you see, this hanging neck ghost doesn't mean to hurt people at all, and I still want to talk to her." As the saying goes: men and women match, work is not tiring. ”

The thin monkey muttered: "Where is this a match between men and women, it's obviously a match between humans and ghosts." ”

I asked the hanger, "Why did you hang yourself, were you framed?" and I thought: If the hanger was framed, then I have found two cases.

"Handsome man, I hanged myself willingly, in fashionable parlance, I call this martyrdom. The female hanger said proudly.

"Who are you martyred for?" I asked, disappointed. I thought that the death of the female hang-necked ghost was wronged, and I happened to help her redress her grievances, but I didn't expect her to be an amorous woman who volunteered to die.

"Hee-hee... Guess what?" asked the female hanger, faintly.

"It must be for a man, do you still need to guess. I shook my head, sighed, and said, "Could it be that your boyfriend has an incurable disease and you follow him?"

"You guessed it right to die for a man, but this man didn't suffer from an incurable disease. The hanger said, sticking her long tongue to the back of my neck and licking it greedily.

"Skinny monkey, this female hang-necked ghost is licking my neck again, you wait to watch the show. I whispered.

The female hanger didn't lick it twice, but shouted: "Mom, why is your neck so bitter, phew... Phew......" The female hanger kept spitting.