Please, please don't be so indifferent, okay?

Do you know what you're holding in your hand?

It is a vegetable that bathes in the essence of the sun and the moon, resists disasters and insects, and grows in loneliness!

It is not easy for them to grow into what they are today, and you should treat them with respect. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liangzhi Daxian expressed his dissatisfaction with Zhou Ru throwing him a green onion, he felt that Zhou Ru had to apologize to the vegetable, otherwise he would never forgive him.

Zhou Ru said: You are brainless, you have to respect it, yes, the meal is ready later, don't eat it!

Grain Planting Taisen: 。。。。。。

"Sir, if you have the chance, can you move to the humble house and give me some guidance on how to cultivate vegetables?"

After all, we are not professional students of the College of Agriculture, and we have been to the field no more than twice in a lifetime, and if you accidentally say something wrong, you must not kill me.

Zhou Ru said a few perfunctory words about the grain plant immortal, and only promised him to take a look, and did not make any other promises.

This slightly disappointed the grain plant immortal in his heart.

Washing, cutting, adjusting, stir-frying, steaming, frying, frying, boiling, Zhou Ru is very busy.

After nearly two hours of waiting, the gods and bear children finally waited for the feast cooked by Chef Zhou Ru himself!

Braised pork ribs, minced eggplant, diced kung pao chicken, sweet and sour tenderloin, potato chips with chili peppers。。。。。。

A large table full of dishes, full of color, flavor and flavor.

I almost didn't show this dress to the fairy parents!

Slippery, that's the sound of swallowing saliva!

biaji,,That's the sound of smashing your mouth!

At the moment when Zhou Ru had not yet announced the start of the meal, all the immortals and bear children held the chopsticks in their hands tightly and were ready to move!

This is a war without gunpowder.

Whoever starts fast will be able to eat more food.

Li Jing quietly added a "hundredfold speed increase technique!" to his right hand, which will increase the speed of his chopsticks by a hundred times later!

Taishang Laojun secretly pinched a handprint, and used a trick of "spatial teleportation", which was secretly glued to the bottom of the plate of the stack of kung pao chicken, he took a fancy to this brightly colored and finely made dish, and swore that he must eat it later.

Feng Bo's left hand behind him quickly sealed, and a little white light appeared, sliding down the sleeve of his robe into his right palm, this is the "Thousand Illusions Technique", with this technique, he is determined, as long as he stretches out his chopsticks, a pair of chopsticks will immediately transform into thousands of pairs, in different directions, sandwiched to different plates, so as to ensure that he can eat all the dishes in the first time.

The hand resting under the table was pinching the handprint。。。。。。

The hand of the green cow Daxian in his sleeve is pinching the handprint。。。。。。

The hand that Mao Fa Heavenly Master pretended to scratch the back of his head was also pinching the Dharma seal。。。。。。

Wide-eyed Celestial Master。。。。。。

Yunlan Celestial Master。。。。。。

At the moment when Zhou Ru, the host, sat down at the table, his heart sank, and he inexplicably felt a strong sense of unease.

He looked back and forth at the group of fairy parents and bear children in surprise, and everyone smiled sincerely and gratefully at him, and there was nothing out of the ordinary.

This is really strange! Could it be that I am too careful?

Zhou Ru frowned, took out a bottle of Wuliangye, filled a cup for each of the group of immortal parents, raised his glass, and made a speech to show his welcome.

He held chopsticks in his hand and said, "Come, come, eat, eat。。。。。。 ”

Before the words fell, he was completely dumbfounded.

The whole person was stunned!

What I saw!

Li Jing took out the chopsticks faster than a supersonic plane!

The chopsticks in Feng Bo's hand turned into a thousand pairs in a second, and half of the dishes on the table were almost wiped out by him alone!

And that plate of kung pao chicken, I want to know where it went, why did it disappear in one fell swoop? Could it be that it has crossed over? Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a rookie?

And the sweet and sour tenderloin, flying in the air, you are hanging Weiya!

I ¥#&......%......&#!

Can you still let people sit and eat quietly?

Zhou Ru was about to go crazy, he wiped off the green cabbage leaves on his head, and his handsome face turned black to the bottom of the pot!

Paralysis! You have to use spells to eat, why don't you die one by one!

Zhou Ru was completely angry, he slapped the table and snapped.

All the action is stopped!

All the immortals looked at him in unison, with doubts in their eyes, as if they were asking, "What's the matter?

I want to eat, what about the rice? Meow, the table is cleaner than a dog licking, not to mention the rice, not even the plate!

Look, the bear child's mouth is deflated, tears are rolling in his eyes, and he is crying immediately!

You parents are not ashamed?

I'm ashamed of you!

"Give me all the food back to its original state, otherwise don't want to taste my Zhou Ruyi craftsmanship next time!"

Zhou Ru suppressed the fire in his heart, and coldly glanced at this group of immortal parents who did not have the slightest eating rules, and hated it.

This threat, combined with this murderous expression, really worked very well.

The fairy parents returned the food one after another, except for the ones they had eaten in their stomachs, of course.

Bang bang bang ~ One plate after another returned to its original position, and Zhou Ruye's face looked a little better.

"I'm warning you once, but don't use spells at any dinner I'm here, or I won't have to make a friend. ”

"Hehe, that's natural, I'm like a little friend. ”

"Me too. ”

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The parents of a god hurriedly responded to Zhou Rus, everyone swore that they would never do that in the future, their eyes were sincere, and their emotions were in place, which was very moving.

Of course, except for Zhou Ru, he no longer believes in this group of immortal parents, in order to be able to eat quietly in the future, he made a decision.

In the future, this mode of eating around a table will no longer be there, and everything will be changed to a buffet.

When the time comes, whoever wants to eat and drink whatever they want will never be competing again!

Meow, that's it next time.

Zhou Ru picked up the Wuliangye in his hand and took a sip of it.

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The time of the dinner passed quickly, and after the fairy parents were full of wine and food, they began to howl at the moon wolf, taking advantage of the joy of writing poems, as if not wolf howling is not enough to reflect their coquettishness, and not giving poems is not enough to show their talents, so they have a lot of fun!

But those poems are really 。。。。。 Can't get into your ears!

It's just miserable.

For example, Feng Bo: The moon is so round tonight, like a beauty's big ass. I touched it excitedly, and it felt so good!

For example, Master Maofa: The wind is soft tonight, and the old man who rubs it is itchy. I asked Feng'er how much it cost, and it said there was no charge tonight!

For example, Li Jing: It's really good to have wine at night, and the child and his mother come over to do it. Pick up the gun and jump the horse to fight hard, and it is really refreshing to shiver!

"Wha, if it's a little friend, can the poems I chant enter your ears?"

Enter!

"You are all great poets, a good poem of "Yin", a certain family admires!"

"Wowhaha, if it's a little friend, it's too humble! Tonight the night is thick, the moon is high, why don't you chant a song for me to open my eyes, how about it?"

"Yes, yes, I believe that if it is a little friend's poetry, it will be so bad as me, and it must be excellent!"

"Wowhaha, it makes sense, if it's a little friend, let's sing a song, I'll give you some pointers, and you'll make progress in the future, right?"

Missing, pointing, progressing?

I'm going to shame you! I'm going to be embarrassed! Just those broken poems you chant are also worthy of being called poems? You really aren't ashamed!

Zhou Ru almost stunned this group of stinky and shameless bastard immortals, he didn't dare to think about it, if Li Bai Dufu was present, would he directly vomit three liters of blood and die with a whimper?

The moon is so round tonight, like a beauty's big ass. I want to die!

It seems that if you don't let you see the power of my Chinese poetry, you will never know how bad the poems you make are!

"Since all the seniors have the heart to chant a song in the next, it is disrespectful in the next. ”

"Okay! just let me wait to appreciate such a little friend's masterpiece, it doesn't matter if you don't do it well, I'll guide you, don't be discouraged." ”

Burst..... Discouraged by your grandmother's legs, if Lao Tzu asks you to instruct, you will directly degrade from the university level to the primary school level!

"I think all the seniors are based on the theme of the night scenery, so the younger brother takes this night as the theme, and there are deficiencies in the work, and there are many seas."

Zhou Ru coughed twice, grabbed a glass of Wuliangye and poured it, moistened his throat, walked with his hands down, looked up at the moon, and his handsome face became more handsome under the blowing of the wind!

His image, this expression, as soon as he made a move, the immortals applauded.

Okay, that's enough!

If it's a little friend, it's really a lewd talent!

Hmph!

Zhou Ru looked at the night sky at a forty-five degree angle with his head held high, his eyes became blurred, his two lips moved, and a voice came out.

"The silver candle autumn light is cold, and the small fan flutters fireflies.

The night is as cool as water, and you can sit and watch the morning glory and weaver girl's house. ”

A song "Autumn Evening" debuted in heaven, and the great poet Li Mu should be pleased.

Master help you make a name for yourself in the heavenly court, you won't find our stubble in the underworld, Ami Tofu, I hope you will forgive me.

Zhou Ru silently said Amen twice and opened his eyes.

When his gaze swept over the group of immortal parents, he was almost scared to death!

Taishang Laojun's expression is demented!

Li Jing's expression is demented!

Feng Bo's expression is demented!

Grain plant Daxian expression dementia!

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Each fairy has a big mouth and a ghost-like expression.

How is this possible?

How can there be such beautiful poetry in the world?

It not only describes the beauty of the night, but also expresses the loneliness and resentment of the woman.

This Nima is so good!

Lao Jun, there is a sentence, how to say "This song should only be in the sky, ahhh

Woo~ This poem is so good, so good that I cry ~ Woo~

Every immortal is shocked or shocked!

I thought that Zhou Ru was very accomplished in writing, and a "Three Character Classic" was a hundred times better than Wenqu Xingjun's "Heavenly Dao", but who would have thought that he was more awesome in poetry, and the poems we made compared to him were simply more stinky than a piece of, and the garbage was not good!

"If it's a little friend, it's a talented person! ”

"Where, where. ”

"If it's a little friend, tonight my grain plant is an eye-opener, and you teach the dog, it's really a blessing for the dog to cultivate for eight lifetimes. ”

"Hehe, awards, awards. ”

"If you are a little friend, if you have time, you can write this poem and hand it over to this seat for safekeeping, how about it?"

"No, I have to keep it. ”

"You play while you go, just your lost character, you keep a fart, I think there is still this king to keep it on your behalf, the most suitable, after all, this king's exquisite pagoda is not built. ”

"Don't brag, Li Jing, if Xiaoyou's poem is put into the pagoda, you will have to let the monsters in the tower tear it and eat it in less than a day. ”

"You!"

"Okay, don't quarrel, if Xiaoyou is tired enough, what are you arguing about, why don't you let him write a pair for us alone, won't we?"

Burst~

One person, one pair, why don't you die!

Zhou Ru looked angrily at the Taishang Laojun who kept squeezing his eyes at him, and really wanted to stab him to death!

I had the intention to illuminate the moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch.

Taishang Laojun, I want to ask you, I usually treat you well, right?

Why are you pranking me, you!

Taishang Laojun shook off the dust, closed his eyes, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", the old Taoist can't see anything!