Chapter 126: Give you a green onion, take it and play with it
In the evening, Qiming Palace, Zhou Ru groaned and got up from the soft carpet. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The headache was splitting, and the brain was like exploding, and Zhou Ru frowned.
Four catties of liquor?Is this stinky girl going to kill me?
The memory stayed at the moment when the drunken woman on the ice surface broke his chin and forcibly poured him wine, Zhou Ru couldn't wait to pick up the kitchen knife and give this girl a bit.
However, this can only be thought, if she really dares to do this, it is difficult to say whether she can leave a whole corpse.
"Teacher, I miss you~"
The two little white arms hugged Zhou Ruye's neck from behind, and there were two more legs on her waist, Zhou Ru didn't have to guess to know that there was no one else except for the little girl of the ninth sister.
You've only been away for a few days and you've missed me, and I see you're not missing me, you're missing the food I cooked.
Sure enough, Zhou Ru guessed correctly.
"Teacher, the ninth sister is hungry. β
Hungry, the gods don't have to eat, you little girl is a lie when you open your mouth, it's really a lack of cleanup.
"Teacher, Ninth Sister~"
You wait, Zhou Ru put down the ninth sister hanging on him, pinched the bridge of her nose with one hand, and said funny: "Let Weishi guess, do you want to drink yogurt, don't you want to eat snacks, do you want to listen to stories after meals?"
Mmmm, the ninth sister's head is crazy.
Every time Zhou Ru said it, her eyes lit up a little, and in the end, she was about to catch up with the incandescent light.
"Teacher, how do you know what the ninth sister is thinking?"
How do I know, in addition to not studying well, you eat, drink and have fun, which one is not good, heheda~
"I said Ninth Sister, don't pester you anymore as a teacher, hurry up and let him cook, the belly of this seat is about to deflat. β
"Haha, it's extreme, I've heard for a long time that it's a little friend's cooking skills, and I'm lucky to taste it today, it's worth the trip~"
"That is, in addition to being able to make wine and bartending, my family's cooking skills are resting in the whole heavenly court, and he said that he is second, and no one dares to call it firstγγγγγγ β
"Agreed, very much agreed. β
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Would you please take into account the feelings of a teacher? Treat me like a cook in front of my students? Don't you think I'll be embarrassed? I'm a teacher who wants to teach and educate people, not a servant who specializes in serving you uncles!
Zhou Ru was about to be messy in the wind, and a bunch of people came to his field of vision.
There are more than a dozen immortals, more than a dozen children, and all of this Nima has rushed to him to eat!
Bear child + shameless cheeky parent = no solution!
Cook!cook!
Zhou Ru seemed to see the shouts of the masses, which was the most basic demand in the hearts of the masses.
Therefore, as a young man born under the red flag and growing up in Greater China, Zhou Ru devoted himself to the great cause of cooking in line with the purpose of "serving the people".
Ahemγγγγγγ In fact, it was the ninth sister who always stared at him with bad intentions, if he didn't do it, it was very likely that his head would turn into a pile driver, and the ninth sister would be used as a hammer to play a game of whack-a-mole on the spot.
Get!
The poor and lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty must be bent!
Unyielding, your life is not guaranteed!
Zhou Ru shook his head helplessly, took heavy steps, lifted the ban on Walmart supermarket, and got into it.
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Zhou Ru here is cooking hard, and a group of immortals are having fun there, the contrast is not too obvious.
may be the reason why Zhou Ru is too aggrieved was found, a fairy parent came to Zhou Ruye's side and quietly stuffed something into Zhou Ruye's apron.
Zhou Ru was washing the vegetables, and suddenly felt that there was a salty pig hand to touch him, and he was not happy now!
Lao Tzu is wronged, it's not easy to cook for you, you are still moving with me, touching around, what do you want to do?
While plotting against me, and on the other hand, asking me to cook, I have no skills, and I can't be busy!
So Zhou Ru slapped off the salty pig hand very unceremoniously, and waited to look at the owner of the salty pig hand, and his tone was very unkind: "What do you mean, grain plant immortal?"
The grain plant immortal with a radish head sneered, quietly leaned into Zhou Ruye's ear, and muttered in a low voice: "Sir, I'm here to send you something, hehehe~"
Why are you giving bribes?
Let me tell you, as a teacher, we must not accept gifts from parents, if you want to give, you must give money!
Quack quack~
"Grain Plant Daxian, it's really good, you want me to take care of the onion head more!"
Onion head is Zhou Ruyi's student, the son of Liang Zhi Daxian, the last time Zhou Ru showed his might, when the six-cup B52 bomber shocked the immortals, Liang Zhi Daxian greatly appreciated Zhou Ru is great, so he handed over his son to Zhou Ru is belt.
As soon as Zhou Ruyi's words were finished, the little radish head of the grain plant immortal blushed, smiled embarrassedly, and said in a low voice: "Sir, I misunderstood what I meant, I want to buy a batch of vegetables from you!"
Vegetables? I heard you right, the gods buy vegetables?
"No, grain planting immortals, what's the use of vegetables?"
The little radish of the grain plant immortal turned half a point red, and from a distance, it looked like it had evolved from a white radish to a carrot, it looked so cute, I really wanted to take a bite, "I want to cultivate the vegetables in your library." β
Cultivate? I rely on, you are idle, you don't cultivate, you don't have time to cultivate, go to farming, it's no wonder that your father who wants to be a dragon doesn't kill you!
This is the same as someone saying to Zhou Rushi: "Zhou Rushi, do you know, my brother graduated from Tsinghua University!"
Zhou Ru looked adoring: "Brother, you are a good cow, I worship your puppet~"
"Hmph, worship it, tell your brother's profession, and you will worship your brother even more. β
"Wow, wow, say it, what are you doing, brother? domineering president, CEO of a state-owned enterprise, famous entrepreneur? Wow, I'm so envious~"
"It's not, I'm picking up a big dung~"
"Roll ~~~~"
Immortals go to farm, no more exaggerated than Tsinghua graduates to pick up dung!
So Zhou Ru is face is puzzled and confused!
"What's the matter, sir? Isn't it okay? Do you dislike the poor level of the baby I gave you? That's the Tianyang grass that the immortals want to have!"
Zhou Ru didn't answer his words, he touched the little radish head of the grain plant immortal with his hand, and muttered: "I don't have a fever, so why is this kid talking nonsense?"
You're having a fever, your whole family is having a fever!
Grain Plant Daxian was obviously very dissatisfied with Zhou Ruyi's actions, he picked up Zhou Ruyi's head that he put on his head, stared at the pleading little eyes, looked at Zhou Rushi and said: "Sir, I really want some vegetables, if you really think that the price of Tianyang grass is not enough, I will grit my teeth and bring some more valuable medicinal materials!"
Seeing the painful look on the face of the grain plant immortal, Zhou Ru said speechlessly: "I don't want your Laoshizi Tianyang grass, if you want some vegetables, just take it, na, give you a green onion, take it and play with it." β
Zhou Ru raised his hand and pinched a green onion and stuffed it into the arms of the grain plant immortal.
It's a very indifferent attitude, which directly makes the grain plant immortal stunned!