At the high-speed rail station at six o'clock in the morning, the bullet train slowly drove into the platform, pedestrians and passengers came and went in a hurry, rushing to different destinations, and in the crowd, a strange team attracted the curious eyes of passers-by.

Walking in the front was a handsome young man with a stinky face, who looked like he was sixteen or seventeen years old, carrying a satchel and walking into the No. 7 carriage without saying a word.

Behind him, followed by several photographers and crew members carrying heavy cameras, it looked as if they were filming a show.

The boy found a seat and sat down, then directly buttoned up his hat and lay down to sleep, looking like no one would disturb me, but even so, the accompanying photographer still set up the camera to shoot his face.

The other passengers in the carriage all hooked their necks with curiosity, and the young lady with the ball head in the front row couldn't help it, and turned around and asked, "Are you filming a variety show?" ”

When the young man heard this, his eyes turned dark, his lips moved, but in the end he didn't say anything.

The photographer on the side responded: "Yes, we are the deformation meter program group. ”

Deformation meter? The young lady suddenly said "oh~" when she heard the words, and then stared at the boy with monkey-like eyes, it turned out to be a bad boy, but it's a pity for this face.

Oh, you're big!

The boy glared at her angrily, turned to look out the window, out of sight and out of mind.

How did it come to this?

Zhou Miao let out a long sigh, he never expected that the first time he appeared on TV in his life was through the bad teenager transformation show "Metamorphosis".

"Metamorphosis" is a reality show that focuses on the exchange of lives between urban and rural children, focusing on the foreshadowing and unfolding of the contradictions between different individuals and new living environments.

Basically, the selected urban protagonists are all rebellious bad teenagers, as an audience, it is naturally fun to see those urban teenagers going crazy in the countryside, but if you are seen as a monkey as the protagonist, it will be a different matter.

Could it be that this is the punishment for kicking over Meng Po when he crossed the Nai He Bridge in his previous life?

Kicking Meng Po is not a conjecture, in the last life, Zhou Miao died young at the age of twenty-six due to congenital heart disease, and after his death, his soul came to Nai He Bridge, because he did not want to be restored to the factory settings, he kicked over the old woman with the soup, and then a fierce man plunged into the reincarnation well.

When he woke up again, he had become a baby waiting to be fed, and in this life, he was no longer plagued by that nightmarish disease.

When he was 5 years old, Zhou Miao tuned all the TV stations and found that he didn't know any of the stars and artists above, and finally realized that this was a parallel world that was extremely similar to the original world but somewhat different.

So, he directly cut off the goal of growing up to become an athlete, and then wrote two big words, singer.

In his previous life, because he had a serious heart disease, he couldn't be emotionally excited, and his parents always reminded him to stabilize his emotions, not to be excited, not to be angry, not to be sad, and not to be too happy.

So he simply stayed at home and didn't go anywhere, wearing headphones for a day, and music accompanied him countless lonely days and nights.

Since God has given him a chance to live again, then in this life, he must leave some voice.

So since she was a child, Zhou Miao has been consciously learning music knowledge, learning guitar, piano, and vocal music.

Not to mention what you can learn, but it's better than going out to be naughty and fighting, but as Zhou Miao gets bigger and bigger, the couple finds that something is wrong, this kid is so good at learning music, why doesn't he like to study?

I don't write my homework every day, I go to copy it the next morning, sleep in class, and play the piano at night, it's a sophomore in high school, I don't want to sprint for the college entrance examination, and I formed a band with someone, and I can't see people when I get out of school.

The head teacher came to visit the home at every turn, and became best friends with Zhou Miao's mother, and it happened that this time the deformation meter program team was looking for a thorn in Zhou Miao's school.

As soon as the head teacher and Zhou Miao's parents put together, send Zhou Miao to the mountains in the countryside, let him experience what human suffering is, maybe the prodigal son will turn back.

Although Zhou Miao resisted strongly, he was still forced to take the high-speed train to a far-reaching rural area in Yunnan.

The journey was long, and the photographer began to be speechless, "Hey, Xiao Zhou, have you ever seen the deformation meter before?" ”

"Yes." Zhou Miao said expressionlessly.

Not only have I seen it, but this show has a lot of influence among students of their age, and they often play the rotten stalk of the Metamorphosis Meter when they talk and laugh, "If you don't listen to Dad, Dad will send you to participate in the Metamorphosis Meter!" ”

Unexpectedly, he was really sent to participate in the Metamorphosis Meter.

He could already imagine the smiling faces of his friends and classmates when they saw him on TV.

Ah, I want to die......

"Then why are you so unhappy?" The photographer asked again.

Zhou Miao asked angrily: "Is it a very proud thing to participate in the deformation meter?" ”

The young lady in the front row burst out laughing when she heard this, and turned around and interjected: "Little brother, when will your episode be broadcast, I really want to watch it." ”

Zhou Miao was suddenly angry and glared at her viciously, buttoned her hood fiercely, closed her eyes and pretended to be dead, and refused to say anything more.

As long as I don't speak, there won't be a shot of me on TV!

Unconsciously, Zhou Miao, who was already sleepy in the morning, fell asleep slowly, and when he was shaken awake, it was already eleven o'clock at noon, there was no direct connection from Suzhou to Yunnan, and he transferred again in the middle, and got off the high-speed train and took a bus for three hours.

By the time Zhou Miao stood hungrily at the gate of Buffalo Village, his destination, with his luggage on his back, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

Coincidentally,The other two city protagonists of this issue of the metamorphosis meter also arrived.,At this time, they were standing at the intersection.,Frightened by three barking earth dogs, they didn't dare to move.。

Zhou Miao glanced at the two of them, a non-mainstream girl with a killer Matt hairstyle, and a chubby little chubby boy who looked like a steamed bun, all of whom looked about the same age as Zhou Miao.

"Aren't you going to get this dog? How else would we get in? Zhou Miao asked the photographer on the side.

"Once you're here, you're going to have to solve all the problems on your own." The photographer said ruthlessly.

Zhou Miao scratched her head, not wanting to argue with him about anything, it would only increase his shots, but if these dogs don't get away, it seems that they can't get in.

The other two guys were so scared that they were about to pee their pants, they must not be able to count on it, Zhou Miao walked forward helplessly, it was so annoying, I still had to go out.

"In the face of this kind of country dog, you must not be afraid, the more afraid you are, the more fierce it is." Zhou Miao took off her satchel and held it in her hand.

When the other two heard Zhou Miao say this, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they were saved! There's a master! took the initiative to get out of the way and let Zhou Miao walk in front.

Zhou Miao couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw these hideous-looking and grinning earth dogs, Gan, this dog is a bit fierce.

Although he was a little panicked, he still forcibly stabilized his emotions, did not show any sound, and then threw the satchel at the earth dog, and at the same time roared: "Get out!" ”

Behind Zhou Miao, the two teenagers behind them saw that Zhou Miao was so powerful, and their eyes were about to flash little stars, but they suddenly found that those earth dogs were not only not frightened, but were angered by Zhou Miao's actions, and instantly barked wildly and rushed up!

"! Come on! Zhou Miao saw that something was wrong, and instantly threw down her satchel and slipped away, and the non-mainstream girl and the little fat man were even more frightened and crawled in all directions.

The photographer who had just said that they would solve all the problems by themselves was dumbfounded, and at this time, the director's roar came from the headset: "What are you doing in a daze?" Save people! ”

After a burst of chickens and dogs, Zhou Miao and the three of them were successfully rescued, but fortunately they ran fast and were not bitten, but the little fat man's pants were already wet, and he was already scared to pee.

The hair of the non-mainstream girl was also frightened to stand on end, and her face was full of snot and tears, and she was looking around with her neck curled at this time, for fear that another dog would come out.

Zhou Miao climbed down from the tree with an embarrassed face, scratched her head, and made a joke just after she came.

Escorted by the old people in the village, Zhou Miao and his entourage successfully came to a house near the foot of the mountain, the owner of the house was a grandfather in his sixties, slightly hunchbacked, his face was dark, and he looked a little unsmiling.

Seeing Zhou Miao and his party coming, a smile appeared on his face, "Come on, you're all hungry, let's eat first, I've just done it." ”

Except for Zhou Miao's polite greeting, the other two ran in impatiently to find a place to sit down, and the old man called several times before reluctantly sitting down at the table.

As soon as I looked at the dishes on the table, I immediately frowned again, baked potatoes, fried potatoes, potato stewed rice, plus a pot of oily potato stewed chicken soup, it seemed that people did not have the slightest appetite.

"What is this, what is this, why are they all potatoes, how can you eat this?" As soon as the non-mainstream girl opened her mouth, there was a strong smell of Northeast ballast.

Although the little fat man didn't say anything, the chopsticks poked around on the plate, and his face was loveless.

The old man looked embarrassed when he heard this, so he took out a bowl of chili noodles from the kitchen, "Eh, I don't know what dishes you like, let's take a look tonight, and I'll go to the market tomorrow to buy it, you dip this chili noodles, I made it myself, it's very fragrant!" ”

Zhou Miao sighed helplessly, he still came, almost every season of the city protagonist has to make a fuss when he goes to the countryside to eat his first meal, he doesn't want to talk about them, he just wants to spend this season silently.

I took a baked potato, thought about it, dipped it in some chili noodles, took a bite, the potatoes were roasted very fragrant, and the old man's homemade chili noodles tasted unexpectedly good!

The little fat man saw that Zhou Miao was eating fragrantly, and the dampness in his pants made him uneasy, and he became more and more unhappy, and said provocatively: "What's the matter, the two of us can't eat, what are you pretending to be here?" How sensible you are with the two of us. ”

The eyes of the director, who was looking at the monitor outside the door, suddenly lit up, and the conflict point came!

Zhou Miao was suddenly inexplicable, "If you don't eat it, others can't eat it?" You're so squeamish, don't eat it! ”

"Fuck your uncle, you're looking for death, right?" As soon as the little fat man slapped the table, he remembered to fight with Zhou Miao, and the old man hurriedly hugged him to comfort him.

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, everyone is good friends, you can't quarrel, sit down and eat, eat first."

"Cut, whoever is good friends with him will pretend." The non-mainstream girl took out a small comb to tidy up her messy hairstyle, while making sarcastic remarks.

Zhou Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile, "I can't compare to you in terms of pretending, you old hen pretends to be quite similar, but the hairstyle doesn't look like a person." ”

The non-mainstream girl was so angry when she heard this, her face turned red, and she pointed at Zhou Miao and couldn't speak for a long time, the little fat man couldn't look past it, and expressed support: "You ......"

"What are you? You still hate potatoes, you don't look in the mirror to see yourself, short and fat, you look like a potato, can you find one uglier than you after 20 seasons of deformation? Zhou Miao interrupted directly, staring at him with a choked eye.

Seeing that the little fat man rolled up his sleeves and rushed over to fight, Zhou Miao simply stepped forward and slammed him, "Want to fight?" Can jumping hit me in the knee? Are you still playing tricks with people like this? Are you proud to come to the deformation meter? ”

The little fat man was scolded by Zhou Miao and retreated again and again, and he was beaten to the root of the wall, and he couldn't scold him, he was beaten ...... He is 1.6 meters, and Zhou Miao is 1.75 meters taller than him.

The little fat man's face was pale, and his small eyes stared at Zhou Miao, as if he was about to spew fire, but in the end, he squirted water first, and rushed out of the door crying and shouted, "I won't shoot anymore!" ”

"Hey, where are you going, kid, it's getting dark!" The old man stomped his feet in a hurry behind him.

Zhou Miao waved his hand, "Don't worry about him, the program team won't let him go, I'll be back in a while, let's eat." ”

After speaking, he hugged the bowl and picked it up fiercely, today he was really hungry, and he ate a bowl of instant noodles on the high-speed train, and his stomach had already begun to protest.

The non-mainstream girl was stunned by the scene just now, hesitated for a while, and silently picked up her meal.

An hour later, the little fat man with red eyes walked back accompanied by the director and ate the baked potatoes without saying a word.