Grandpa's house is a standard rural family, the main house has two rooms, and there is another room next to the cooking hut, grandpa gave the two big rooms to Zhou Miao and the three of them, and went to sleep in the hut by himself.

Zhou Miao and the little fat man Wang Jiang sleep in the same room, and the non-mainstream girl Li Feifei sleeps in the room of her grandfather's granddaughter, and her grandfather's granddaughter is Lin Yanan, the rural protagonist of this issue of Deformation Meter, who is exchanged to Zhou Miao's home to experience a 30-day city life.

Although the weather has gradually entered summer, grandpa still boiled hot water for them to wash, tired for a day, Wang Jiang simply wiped it and collapsed on the bed in a daze.

Zhou Miao sat on the edge of the bed and soaked her feet, boringly rummaging through an old newspaper, and when she came, her mobile phone had already been taken away, and she really didn't know what to do.

Just as the room fell silent, the director, wearing a small vest, walked in and handed a piece of paper to the two.

Zhou Miao took it and looked at it, and immediately smiled: "Didn't you say that the deformation meter has no script?" What is it? ”

The director touched his nose awkwardly and said: "Variety shows, it's all like this, you read the script first, let's ...... tomorrow."

The director's voice stopped abruptly, his face became ugly, and he saw Zhou Miao fold the A4 paper in half, and then wiped his feet with it.

wiped his feet over and over again, and said slowly: "Don't bother, I told you when I came that I won't cooperate, I just want to get through the 30 days, and I don't want to find any sense of existence on this broken show." ”

"Don't forget, your parents signed a contract with me, if you ......"

Before the director finished speaking, Zhou Miao stretched out his hand again and interrupted him, "Yes, I signed a contract, so I came here with you to record the show, but the contract didn't say that I had to act according to your script." ”

After drying her feet, Zhou Miao got up and went to pour water, "I will abide by the program process, but don't think about the script, let me act like a stupid X, I won't see anyone in the future." ”

After walking out of the door, Zhou Miao sighed, he was so provocative, this director could still hold back and not replace him.

Looking at Zhou Miao's figure going out, the director rubbed his head with a headache, and Wang Jiang on the side asked weakly: "Then do I still have to follow the script tomorrow?" What if he doesn't cooperate? ”

"Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow" The director walked out helplessly.

returned to the business car of the program group, and told the director of the program what had just happened, and the two of them smoked sadly.

"Why don't we find another one, he can't shoot if he doesn't get in the oil and salt." The choreographer suggested.

The director was a little moved when he heard this, but after struggling for a while, he still couldn't make a decision, so he simply took out his mobile phone and looked through the Douban comments of the deformation meter.

But the more I look at it, the worse it gets, after the rave reviews in the previous seasons, the reputation of the deformation meter can be said to have plummeted, and the comment area is full of miasma.

"It's all a routine, and this script is too obvious, treating the audience as fools."

"The change of stars of urban children, the change of hearts of rural children, has the program team ever thought about how much harm and impact this show will cause to rural children?"

"I can recite the operation of urban children going to the countryside, I dislike eating, I dislike living, make trouble, fight, reconcile, taste suffering, wake up, reunion, smile, show up, be an Internet celebrity, make a lot of money, and ...... beauty"

……

The director let out a long breath, feeling extremely tired in his heart, and after a long silence, he suddenly asked, "How many years have we been filming this show?" ”

"The first season of 06 was filmed, and it has been exactly 15 years since this year." The choreographer replied without thinking.

"Has it been so long? Also, the metamorphosis meter has been filmed for 20 seasons, and our show can be regarded as an evergreen. The director smiled, relieved but a little tired.

"But we've filmed so many seasons, and dozens of teenage guests have come and gone, do you think anyone is really 'transformed' because of this show?"

The director's question made the choreographer silent, he thought for a while, and slowly shook his head, "No." ”

The urban protagonist of each issue of the Metamorphosis comes with a problem, and finally goes back with a gentle face, but those are actually scripts.

The director let out a long breath of smoke, his eyes suddenly became firm, he flicked the cigarette butt, and stared at the director's eyes: "How about we play one issue?" ”

"Really remodeled? Their parents can't turn it around, can we be useful? "The choreographer is a little lacking in confidence.

"How do you know if you don't try, let's ...... like this tomorrow" The director leaned into the director's ear and muttered.

Early in the morning, Zhou Miao was woken up in her sleep, her eyes were so sleepy that she couldn't open them, "What's the matter, what time is it?" ”

But the staff didn't explain to him at all, and urged the two to get up, Zhou Miao saw on the old wall clock in the living room, it was just half past five.

Seeing that the three of them got up, the director with bloodshot eyes came out and said: "This season of the Metamorphosis Meter adopts a new program process, in these 30 days in the countryside, you must fully integrate into rural life, and deeply understand the difficulties of rural life." ”

Zhou Miao scratched her head, "What do you mean?" ”

"To put it simply, you all have to do what rural people should do, and from today on, whatever grandpa does, you all have to do together."

The little fat man Wang Jiang was still a little confused, and turned around and asked his grandfather, who was serving breakfast: "Grandpa, what are you doing today?" ”

Facing the camera, the grandfather smiled unnaturally, "Now we are all busy with farming here, and I will have to go to the field to harvest wheat after eating." ”

Harvest the wheat! Zhou Miao and the three of them suddenly felt bad in their hearts, they didn't have to think about it to know, it must be hard work.

"Grandpa, how many acres of land does your family have?" Zhou Miao thought of a very critical question, don't make a few hundred acres of land.

"Not much, just over 20 acres of land."

Wang Jiang was shocked at first, and then asked, "How much is twenty acres of land?" ”

Zhou Miao glanced at him: "What did you learn in school, one acre of land is 666 square meters, and you can count twenty acres of land yourself." ”

Li Feifei sat on the stool when she heard this, her face like ashes.

In an instant, all three of them were shut up, and they couldn't even eat the cooked porridge.

"Hehe, in fact, I've almost harvested it, there are still two or three acres left, if you get it with me today, it's almost over in one day." Grandpa explained.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief on their faces, realizing that there was a tough battle to fight today, so they hurriedly filled their stomachs first, and how could they have the strength to work when they were hungry.

After eating, the three of them followed their grandfather to the field on his tractor, and it was the middle of summer, the golden wheat fields were endless, and the men, women and children in the fields were working hard with straw hats.

Wang Jiang brought the straw hat given by his grandfather, and shouted with a face full of middle two: "I am the man who wants to become the king of the pirates!" ”

Zhou Miao took a straw hat and fanned the wind, looked at the scene, and said without looking back: "One Piece won't like a man like you." ”

Li Feifei ignored the two bickering boys, she was looking at the straw hat tangledly, if she didn't wear it, she would get a tan, and if she wore it, she would crush her hairstyle.

Zhou Miao noticed her entanglement, and said with a wicked smile: "I'm afraid of ruining the hairstyle, I'll teach you, you dig a hole in your hat and stick your hair out, so that you won't destroy the hairstyle, and you won't be exposed to the sun." ”

Li Feifei glared at Zhou Miao: "Why do you owe so much?" You have to take care of it! ”

After saying that, she buttoned the straw hat on her head like an appointment, and she was not stupid, digging a hole in the straw hat was to protect her hairstyle, but her scalp must not be smoked by the sun.

Zhou Miao laughed, he has developed this problem of mouth debt since he was a child, in his previous life, in order to control his emotions, he could not speak without speaking, and he was healthy in this life, so he had some vindictive emotional expressions.

Laughing and scolding, never hidden.