Chapter 106: Online netizens
After the broadcast of the new issue of "Cooking Wine on Yinxiong", it caused widespread heated discussions, and many people suddenly realized after listening to Zhou Miao's analysis of the current situation in the music scene, but how to solve these problems, there is still no good proposal.
It's not been a day or two since these problems appeared, but apart from Zhou Miao, can't anyone else see it?
Not! There are many people who can see it, but no one can solve it, or they don't want to solve it, after all, it doesn't affect making money.
In addition, Zhou Miao and Liangzhu were unsurprisingly sprayed by a bunch of fans in the fan circle, although the two did not name their names in the show, but they consciously helped their idols to sit down.
They feel that what Zhou Miao said on the show is too much, and they say that their idols are like tumors in the entertainment industry, how sad the idols should be when they hear it, they feel distressed to death when they think about it!
"Do you know how hard our baby works? With a fever of 49 degrees, I still insist on practicing dance! You don't know anything! You only care about yourself! ”
"What age is it, there are still people who blame the decline of the Chinese music scene on idols, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest, and blame others for grabbing food, you are so funny!"
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Zhou Miao looked at the comments expressionlessly, poked his fingers on the screen, and quickly replied to these sand sculpture fans.
"Forty-nine degrees fever still insist on dancing? It seems that his brain has indeed burned out, and now he has no brains like you. ”
"Demand determines the market, idols are rampant, and the audience is not very good at this time, and the aesthetics are still at the lowest level to look at the appearance, in addition, this is not called the law of the jungle, this is called bad money driving out good money, you will not understand these coins."
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Hu San woke up in a daze and saw that he was still holding his mobile phone and talking to netizens.
"What time is it? Why aren't you sleeping yet? ”
Zhou Miao glanced at the time, "It's two o'clock in the morning, you go to bed first, and I will sleep after scolding these hundreds of fans." ”
Hu San reluctantly leaned over and hugged him, "You still asked me not to compete with those netizens who scolded me, why did you scold them so hard." ”
Zhou Miao kissed her forehead, "I asked you not to compete with them because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to scold them, so I would be different, I can scold them a hundred times!" ”
Hu San sighed helplessly, "Anyway, you go to bed early, and you have to go to driving school tomorrow." ”
"Got it, go to sleep."
Early the next morning, Zhou Miao's tongue war with hundreds of fans became hot news, and his golden sentences were regarded as the Bible by the majority of netizens, and even more people saw business opportunities from here.
He printed Zhou Miao's swearing words on his clothes and made a batch of "Zhou Miao Cultural Shirts", and the sales were very explosive.
In a driving school on the outskirts of Beijing, Zhao Li flipped through Zhou Miao's classic quotations collected by netizens and smiled like a little hen about to lay eggs.
"Giggles! Brother Miao, your language must be very good, scolding people one by one. ”
Zhou Miao had a pair of panda eyes, sleepy, tears flowed out of his eyes, he didn't sleep until four o'clock last night.
In the end, the more he scolded, the more wrong it became, and found that many passers-by deliberately pretended to be brainless fans in order to deceive him to reply, and as soon as Zhou Miao scolded back, he immediately took a screenshot and posted it on Weibo.
"! Brother Miao replied to me! ”
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It's sick!
Hearing Zhao Li's laughter, Zhou Miao glared at her, "It's time for you to go to practice, and you're still laughing!" ”
There are still a few days left before the CBA finals, Zhou Miao and Hu San decided to report to the driving school first, but Zhao Li also ran over to join in the fun after knowing about it.
This girl didn't know what was wrong some time ago, she was in a very low mood, she didn't run for business, she didn't go on variety shows, she was at home all day long, and she was online every time Zhou Miao played a game.
After meeting with Zhou Miao and Hu San today, I was in a much better mood, at least I was already smirking.
Hu San, who had just finished driving a lap, gave the main driver to Zhao Li, sat back in the back seat and said, "I'm sweating, it's so difficult to drive." ”
Zhao Li sat in the main driver and fastened his seat belt under the guidance of the instructor.
Learn from Hu San's previous example, slowly loosen the clutch, lightly step on the accelerator, the car slowly moved, but I don't know what went wrong, the body shook badly, like jumping.
"How... What's going on with the coach? Zhao Li was a little flustered.
"Don't rush to drive, pull the handbrake first." The coach reminded.
Zhao Li's claws hesitated in the air for a long time, and finally grabbed the handle on the left side of the seat and pulled it violently!
The main driver's seat instantly lay down, and he suddenly screamed in fright, and hit Zhou Miao's head.
"Hiss~" Zhou Miao grinned in pain.
"Are you stupid? The one on the left is the seat adjustment, and the one on the right is the handbrake! Zhou Miao said angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my!" Adjusting the seat back, Zhao Li pulled down the handbrake and restarted the car.
I saw her holding the steering wheel all over, and her eyes were eager to stick to the windshield.
Zhou Miao asked curiously, "Can you see the rearview mirror like this?" ”
"Oh, don't talk, I'm driving!" Zhao Li was already nervous, and as soon as Zhou Miao spoke, she panicked even more.
Zhou Miao pouted, he had already foreseen that this product would definitely be a generation of road killers in the future.
After Zhao Li became a little familiar with it, he changed to Zhou Miao to experience, originally the three of them could learn automatic transmission, that was simpler, no need to step on the clutch, but Zhou Miao felt that it was a bit embarrassing for a man to learn automatic transmission, Zhao Li and Hu San also decided to learn manual transmission with him.
Touching the steering wheel, Zhou Miao suddenly felt a little excited, this is a man's romance.
Ignition, handbrake pull, clutch, go!
The car rushed forward and turned off directly, and Zhao Li, who was in the back seat, suddenly laughed.
"The clutch is loosened too quickly, it should be released slowly and evenly." The coach is patiently guiding on the side, these people have to serve well no matter what, and they will be the living signboard of the driving school in the future.
Even Zhou Miao came to us to learn the driver's license, will you come?
I have to say that men are indeed much faster than women in terms of driving, and after turning off the engine a few times, Zhou Miao quickly got the hang of it, drove it well, and ran round and round on the field, and didn't want to come down.
Today, Zhou Miao and Hu San both had no classes, and Zhao Li was also an idler, and the three of them practiced from morning to three or four o'clock in the afternoon before leaving.
In the evening, the three of them went to eat hot pot, and Zhao Li was still taking the time to brush up on the question of subject one, "This question is quite simple, I scored seventy-five points in the casual test, and it is stable." ”
Zhou Miao put the fat cow into the pot, "What do you have to do with seventy-five points, and you can pass at ninety-five points." ”
Zhao Li was stunned when he heard this, "Ninety points to pass?" So hard? ”
"Actually, there are a total of those questions, you can brush them a few more times." Hu San said.