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An old man and a young man sit quietly opposite each other.

There is a chessboard between the two, with jade as the son and purple gold as the plate, with a hazy aura surrounding it, and the immortal qi is close to the human eye.

The old man was dressed in a linen shirt, holding a sunspot in his hand, thinking about the chess game, his wrinkled eyelids rolled twice from time to time, he looked at the young man sitting opposite, and said: "It is the destiny of heaven to set you as a teacher, what are you doing with three obstacles?"

When the young man heard this, the corners of his mouth tugged involuntarily, revealing a painful expression, and replied: "You recruited me to heaven without my consent, is there any human rights, and do you still talk about freedom?"

"Hehe, freedom, human rights?" the old man pushed the chessboard and sneered: "Heaven has heavenly rules, Buddha has Buddha precepts, Taoism human rights, chasing freedom, becoming a great and comfortable person, there is no one in this world!"

"Er, a mortal erection, the age of a weak crown, how dare you speak of freedom and rights?"

The young man squinted at the old man in front of him, his back molars crunching, and his chest was full of anger.

Your grandfather's, buddy is looking for a job in the world, just waiting to go to work, get married, have children, and live a comfortable life, but you were abducted to heaven by this old guy, and shamelessly interfered with your buddy's life, and let yourself be a kindergarten teacher with a dignified music department, why don't you die?

Now that my buddy has reasoned with you, you have reprimanded my buddy, you are really my father!

Zhou Ru stared at the old man sitting opposite him with unkind eyes, and he was so angry that he wanted to grab the chess bowl and give it to the old guy.

However, he can't be beaten! He is a god and he is a mortal, and doing something with this old guy is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg and humiliating himself.

Zhou Ru sighed helplessly, suppressed the anger in his heart, crossed his hands, and said to the old man: "There are so many mortals in the nether realm, there are more talented people than me, such as Jiang Zhiqing, why don't you catch others and stare at me?"

The old man smiled and said: "There are many mortals, no one else can see this seat, only you can see it, which means that you are a destined person in my fairy world!"

Zhou Ru listened to the old guy's words, and suddenly felt a little dizzy, the co-author buddy was caught by you because he saw you, so he said that the buddy is not a destined person in the fairy world, and the buddy is an unlucky person in the world.

"Shangxian, I don't want to be a kindergarten teacher, and I don't want to go to heaven, I'm just a small citizen, please, send me back to the mortal world!"

Zhou Ru found that he couldn't talk to this old guy anymore, and he had to be angry to death if he communicated too much, so he simply made his mind clear to him and returned to the world as soon as possible.

It's a pity that the old guy didn't mean to send him back to the world.

Although Zhou Ru begged over and over again, changing the law to please the old man, and even coerced him with death, the old guy was indifferent, and he looked like I was optimistic about you!

When Zhou Ru finally dried up his saliva, he was dejected to find that the old man sitting opposite him was like a stone, and it was the kind of stinky and hard thatched house stepping stone.

"I don't know why you reject the fairy world so much?"

"Do you know that there are hundreds of millions of immortals in the universe, and your ascension to the sky in one step is a great opportunity, why don't you cherish it so much?"

Zhou Ru pursed his lips and thought, being a fairy! Hehe, what's so good about being a fairy, you can't surf the Internet, you can't play mobile phones, you can't watch TV, you can't play games, this boring world is simply a spiritual cage, and buddies will be worse than dead if they stay here for a day.

"Have you ever played lol, have you ever watched a movie, have you ever listened to music, have you ever gone shopping? no!"

The old man shook his head suspiciously.

"That's it!"

Zhou Ru spread his hands, rolled his eyes and said: "The fairy world is so boring, what do you say I should do as an immortal, it is not as refreshing as playing the red dust in the world in a chic way." ”

The old man listened to Zhou Rus's words, he was slightly stunned, his two white eyebrows frowned, and he fell into deep thought.

After a while, he came back to his senses, looked at Zhou Ruis with fixed eyes, and said leisurely: "You don't want to live forever?"

Eternal life?

Who wouldn't!

"Bai Yujing in the sky, twelve cities on the fifth floor. The immortals caressed my top, and my hair was immortalized. Born in the world, who doesn't want to live forever. But if immortality is accompanied by eternal silence, then such immortality is not necessary!"

Zhou Ru stretched lazily, glanced at the old guy contemptuously, and said disdainfully.

Born in an era of information explosion and entertainment explosion, Zhou Ru has long been influenced by the colorful world and colorful life, coupled with his own music background, which makes him extremely persistent in the pursuit of spirituality!

Let him live forever to taste the eternal silence, it is better to stab him to death with a knife.

Therefore, the old man's strategy of tempting him with immortality did not work at all!

In other words, this man is a very spiritually minded layman!

"If immortality is accompanied by eternal silence, don't want such an immortality!" the old man muttered as he repeated Zhou Ruyi's words, his thin body shook suddenly, his cloudy eyes suddenly cleared, and a faint divine light bloomed.

"Wonderful!

The old man threw off the sleeves of his robe and stood up, looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and a pair of dim old eyes stared at Zhou Rusi, full of joy and admiration.

"Although Xiaoyou is a mortal, he has a clear heart and a wonderful understanding, and he is really a good talent for cultivating immortals and becoming enlightened!"

"I led you into the Heavenly Palace, fortunately! You deserve to be the teacher of the boy!"

The old man's bark-like face was almost twisted into a ball of joy, and he looked like a Pekingese dog from a distance.

Relying on the ground made Zhou Ru feel bored for a while, and his heart was very depressed.

"My buddies have said that they don't want to live forever, why do you want this old man to let me be a kindergarten teacher?

The old man smiled but did not speak, and his eyes looked at his nails, as if to see if there was any ash between the nails.

With that expression that I won't agree to you, Zhou Ru's heart was itching.

Finally!

Zhou Ru still didn't harden the old man, he had to sigh gloomily, and helplessly fell on the soft sandy carpet, which was considered to be fate.

"Okay! I'll be a kindergarten teacher, but Shangxian, you have to promise me that you can't restrict my freedom, otherwise, my buddy will starve to death in the heavenly court, and it won't be as you want. ”

"That's great!"

Seeing that Zhou Ru had given up the idea of returning to the world, the old man nodded approvingly and promised: "As long as you don't violate the rules of heaven, I will protect your safety, and you can go to the place of the heavenly palace except for Lingxiao Palace!"

Zhou Ru shrugged his eyelids, hummed lightly, and reluctantly accepted the identity of the Heavenly Court Kindergarten Master.

Time flows like a stream.

When there was a casual conversation with the old man.

Zhou Ru clarified the identity of the old man, and it turned out that the old man sitting in front of him turned out to be the famous Taishang Laojun in the fairy world.

The Dao Ancestor of one of the Three Qings, the elder brother of the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Tongtian Sect Master!

Such a bullish identity really surprised Zhou Ru, but he didn't expect that the first immortal he saw when he first entered the heavenly court turned out to be a big name.

Quietly waiting for the arrival of the students with such a cow, Zhou Ru suddenly felt that this feeling was not bad, and the original dissatisfaction and complaints about Taishang Laojun forcing him to be a teacher slowly dissipated quietly.

...............

The wait was always tormented and long, and Zhou Ru looked out of the hall several times in annoyance, but no figure appeared.

Taishang Laojun, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating, was not calm at this time, and the big pineapple face with dense folds was rarely blackened, and his eyes were gloomy and could drip water.

I personally selected teachers from the lower realm to teach the children to learn, but this group of parents didn't buy it, and they clearly sensed the arrival of the new teacher, but they didn't even let out a fart, and the children didn't want to send it over.

Isn't this another slap in the face?

Taishang Laojun is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!

Zhou Ru, who looked up and pretended to look at the furnishings of the main hall, also felt that the atmosphere was abnormal, and realized that it was not easy for him to come to Heavenly Court to teach!