In the summer of 2016, Jiangbei University, Jiangnan Province, Republic of China. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

A lively and enthusiastic large-scale campus job fair is in full swing in the gymnasium of Jiangbei University.

More than 1,000 large enterprises and more than 4,000 small and medium-sized enterprises from all over the country are busy in front of their respective booths.

Hanging banners, advertising billboards, holding megaphones to maintain order, and maintaining order with loudspeakers are not lively for a while.

At 8:15 a.m., there was already a long queue in front of the main entrance of the gymnasium, and 80 percent of the fresh graduates in Jiangnan Province were tiptoeing in anticipation, waiting for the opening of the recruitment venue.

At 8:30, a whistle sounded, the cordon in front of the main entrance of the gymnasium was removed, and the main entrance opened widely, revealing thousands of recruitment booths inside the venue.

For a while, countless graduates flocked in, almost breaking the door of the gymnasium, so frightened that the security guard's hand shook and the cigarette fell to the ground.

Knowing that the employment situation is difficult this year, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult, the security guard stroked his chest, calmed down his frightened little heart, and glanced at the booth at the venue, and immediately doubted whether the more than 5,000 booths were enough for this group of fresh graduates.

"At least if you come late, there are no good job opportunities. ”

Shaking his head and sighing with emotion, the security guard prepared to go back to the communication room with his hands behind his back and take a sip of herbal tea.

Who knows, a flower in front of me. Uncle An felt that his eyes were dark, as if something had passed through his sight, and the speed was amazing.

"Could it be a mouse?"

The security guard turned his head suspiciously, but he didn't see anything, he couldn't help but rub his eyes in wonder, glanced blankly at the venue, and after making sure that there was nothing abnormal, he shook his head and turned to leave.

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In the south of the Yangtze River in June, the sun was blazing, and everyone was dry and sweaty in the hot weather for ten consecutive days, not to mention the 40,000 graduates in the recruitment venue.

Zhou Ru, who was thin and weak, was caught in the crowded army of fresh graduates, sweating profusely and his little face was red.

He tugged at the collar of his shirt, let out the heat in his chest, and looked at the crowd with a wry smile, feeling depressed. I really don't know if I'm looking for a job or if I'm counting heads.

It's been half an hour since I squeezed into the venue, and I didn't advance ten meters, if I was traveling at this speed, I guessed that the venue would be closed, and my buddies wouldn't be able to find a job.

Frowning and looking at the booth not far ahead, Zhou Ru clenched his fists and said secretly: "This is the last large-scale job fair of this semester, if you miss it, there will never be it again, I must seize the opportunity this time and find a good job." ”

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The job fair was very noisy, and the crowds of HR and fresh graduates were talking fiercely as if they were buying and selling vegetables in the vegetable market.

Zhou Ru was pushed forward by the crowd, but he saved the strength to walk.

From time to time, he looked up at the recruitment advertisements above the booth, and from time to time he looked at the popularity of each booth, and silently made calculations in his heart.

"I graduated from the music major, and there are only so many kinds of jobs in my major, either to enter the performing arts company as a band pianist, or to enter the school as a music teacher, so I just need to aim at the school and the performing arts company, and the rest don't need to be considered. ”

With a decision in his heart, Zhou Ruyi's eyes were firmly locked on the words 'teacher', 'school', 'artist' and 'performing arts'.

The word 'teacher' came up.

With a burst of shouts of "Oops", "Step on my feet!", "Who pushed me?", Zhou Ru squeezed out of the crowd desperately, and waited until his hands were propped up on the recruitment table at the booth before he breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head embarrassedly and smiled apologetically at the classmates behind him.

"I'm sorry, guys. I found the job I wanted to do!"

"Ugh。。。。。。 ”

"Huh。。。。。。 ”

The crowd did not respond to Zhou's apology.

On the contrary, many people looked at him with incredibly big eyes, pointing their fingers at the door of his head, as if they were pointing at a fool.

"Who is this man?"

"What kind of job did he get? Why didn't I look at it?"

"yes, why are you running around the corner of the wall and bracing your arms?

"Haha, buddy, your posture is absolutely amazing, I don't accept anyone in this venue, I'll obey you!"

"Shhh

The pointing and pointing around and the laughter and ridicule of everyone made Zhou Ru, who was propped up on the recruitment table with his hands, look confused!

Didn't you look at it, couldn't you see such a big recruitment booth?

It's okay to run the corner of the wall and push ups, what about you as a buddy who is mentally retarded and brain-dead plus two hundred and five?

Besides, this is a corner, it's obviously the center of the job fair, okay?

And the guy who called me a fool, you stand up for me and see if I don't piapia slap your face!

Zhou Ru frowned, a little unhappy in his heart, didn't he just squeeze you a few times?

Hmph! I apologize to you kindly, you don't accept it and you don't need to make up some lies to squeeze me, I'm stupid in this blue sky and white days!

Rolling his eyes at the crowd several times in a depressed manner, Zhou Ru snorted coldly, not planning to pay attention to this group of snake spirits!

Putting away his hands on the recruitment table, Zhou Ru was nervous and pretended to be calm to tidy up his clothes, and then learned the appearance of the male pig's feet flirting with girls in the TV series, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, his lips were slightly retracted, revealing a charming smile, and then his right hand was on his left wrist, and his back was slightly straight, like the prime minister who ranked first on the left side of the palace in ancient times!

What a young and promising, modest and polite, personable, confident and graceful young man!

Zhou Ru was very satisfied with his set of postures, and said happily in his heart, "The efforts to practice posture in front of the mirror every day are not in vain!"

Presumably, this series of actions alone can win a lot of impression points from HR!

Confidently and elegantly, he raised his head and stared at HR's eyes with blazing eyes.

Zhou Ru howled wolf in his throat, and fell to the ground with a bang!

At this time, what young and promising, modest and polite, personable, confident and graceful, at a glance to see the face of HR (recruiter), has already been frightened.

"Little friend, what are you doing?"

"I see that your heavenly court is full, your face is moist and your lips are red, you must be an extraordinary person, how can you endure such a fright!"

An old man in a linen shirt, with a high bulge on his forehead, and his white hair was restrained by a wooden hairpin, took one step, as fast as lightning, and grabbed Zhou Rushi who fell to the ground with one hand.

He shook the folds on his face, and his index finger and middle finger slightly buckled Zhou Ruyi's acupoint, and woke up Zhou Ruyi, who had fainted.

Zhou Ru, who was in a daze, opened his eyes, and when he saw the big pineapple face that was as old and mottled as a tree bark at hand, his eyes trembled involuntarily, and his pupils showed signs of wanting to dilate again.

The old man Ge Yi shook his eyebrows, and when he saw that Zhou Ru had symptoms of fainting again, he was a little prepared in his heart.

He made a strange gesture with his right hand and poked at Zhou Ruyi's Heavenly Spirit Acupoint.

"Hum!" A soft sound, Zhou Ru felt as if the chaotic cranial nerves had been soaked in the biting ice water, instantly freezing him into a clever and sober state.

"Hmm. Seeing that Zhou Ru had regained consciousness, the old man Ge Yi stroked his beard under his chin with satisfaction and let go of him.

But before the old man Ge Yi could be satisfied for two seconds, he was shocked to find that the young man who had fallen to the ground had rushed into the crowd with his hands and feet, and fled in embarrassment while shouting for help.

"Help? Can you escape?"

The old man Ge Yi was very angry, embarrassed in his heart, and secretly angry: "This son is as timid as a mouse, disrespectful to the sages, should he be a teacher?"

Heavenly Court sent Ben Xian to the lower realm to find a teacher to guide the children to study, but this young man looked embarrassed, I really doubt that he has the ability to teach the children well, the old man Ge Yi raised his forehead and sighed lightly, and wanted to slap this gallant mouse to death.

However, when the palm of his hand was raised in the air, he stopped again, and thought about it, more than 40,000 people can't see this immortal, only he can, which means that this son has a fate with my immortal realm, just catch him back to heaven first!

Thinking of this, the old man Ge Yi pointed towards Zhou Ru, and Zhou Ru, who was crawling in embarrassment, turned into a red dot in a second, and was taken into his sleeve by the old man Ge Yi.

Immediately after that, the space of the recruitment hall was distorted, and the old man Ge Yi disappeared with Zhou Ru, as if they had never appeared in the world.