"You little didn't call the police, did you?" I asked, pinching my nose. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"No, I'm going to call the police, absolutely not. Miao Sixue swore and said.

I thought to myself: This Miao Sixue is really calm, she dares to lie in front of the tomb robbers, I decided to scare her and tell her not to do anything hastily. So, I said sternly: "I will go to the cemetery to observe, if I find an abnormality, I will immediately destroy your sister's ashes, hum!"

"I really didn't call the police, I could have cursed by oath. Miao Sixue said categorically.

"I'm telling you: I'll follow you when you go to the cemetery today to drop off your money. Let me ask you: Who is the handsome guy who is going with you?" I covered half of my mouth and asked in a strange voice in Henan dialect.

"The person who went to the cemetery with me was a handyman I hired to accompany me to the money. Miao Sixue replied.

"Who are you fooling, it's obviously your boyfriend, as soon as you enter the cemetery, you hold his arm, and look affectionate. "I changed my Sichuan dialect again.

I am a person with great language talent and can speak the twelve dialects of China, so I didn't expect this to come in handy at this time.

"Phew, I'm not uncommon with a man like him, and I was scared when I got to the cemetery, so I took him by the arm. Hey, what are you doing with this?" Miao Sixue said unhappily.

"Of course I have to understand this, because I suspect that handsome guy is a police officer. "I switched to Shanghainese again.

"He... He can still be a cop, hehe... You're kidding. "Miao Sixue obviously looks down on me, and it seems that I don't deserve to be a police officer at all.

"I see, that handsome guy is unusual, that temperament, that demeanor, that posture, at first glance he is not an ordinary person. In short, I warn you: don't play tricks. By the way, if you want to curse, then curse a curse. You say, "If you call the police, marry that handsome man." I said in Northeast dialect.

"You... Why do you want me to curse this curse?" Miao Sixue stopped drying.

"Because, I think you are very annoying to this person, since you annoy him, you will curse him, this is powerful. "I thought to myself, 'Huh, look at how I fool you.'

"Curse is curse. Miao Sixue was heartbroken and said, "If I call the police, I will marry that handsome guy." ”

"Well, I believe you. However, if you do call the police, beware of this curse. I said in a mocking tone.

Perhaps Miao Sixue was worried that once something went wrong, Miao Siyu's ashes would be destroyed, so she suddenly said: "I went to the cemetery today and found that there are several cameras there, which don't seem to be very safe, so I suggest: another location for trading." ”

"Really?" I grinned and asked in Shaanxi dialect: Are you worried about my safety, or are you worried about Miao Siyu's ashes?"

"Hee-hee, of course I'm worried. Miao Sixue thought for a while and said, "In this way, let's do this deal on the street, how about it?"

"On the street?" As for how to trade next, I haven't figured it out yet. So, I said, "Then you just wait for my notice." ”

I put down the phone and thought to myself: Miao Sixue has regretted calling the police, and now, she has proposed a new way of trading, which is a good sign.

I thought Miao Sixue would call me soon and tell me that she had a new way to trade with the tomb robbers, but unfortunately, Miao Sixue ignored me.

What does this little girl mean? Such an important information is being hidden from me, and she wants to deal with tomb robbers alone. Could it be that Miao Sixue doesn't believe me anymore?

Just as I was thinking about it, my phone rang. At first glance, it was Miao Sixue who called.

"Zhang Shiwen, the tomb robbers contacted me again?" Miao Sixue said excitedly.

"The grave robbers have returned your sister's ashes?" I asked deliberately.

"Not yet, I was worried that the grave robbers would be caught by the police and my sister's ashes would be destroyed, so I proposed to trade them in another location. Miao Sixue said.

"Alas, what should have been a simple matter has been made so complicated by you. I grumbled.

"This grave robber is so funny. Miao Sixue suddenly grinned and said, "He still thinks you're a policeman, hmph! ”

Miao Sixue actually used a lie to laugh at me.

"Miao Sixue, don't forget, there are also civilian personnel in the police, not all of them are five big and three rough people. I think that Zhuge Liang was also a weak scholar back then, and he still commanded thousands of troops. I said.

"Just you, you still want to compare with Zhuge Liang, it's really beyond your strength. Miao Sixue sneered.

I thought to myself, "Why don't you say that you curse me to marry me?"

"Well, I'm not going to fight a lawsuit with you. What's the new way of trading, you say?" I asked, feigning anxiety.

"The grave robbers haven't thought about it yet, anyway, I've already warned the grave robbers that there are cameras in the cemetery and it's not safe. Miao Sixue said.

"Tell me as soon as you have any new news, and I can warn you: don't make your own decisions anymore, and discuss everything with me, otherwise, beware that your sister's ashes will not come back." ”

"Got it, huh! you think you're so capable. Although Miao Sixue was not convinced, she finally promised not to act without permission.

After hanging up the phone, I thought I had to take the initiative and get this matter done quickly. If you delay for a long time, it will be more and more troublesome.

I thought about it and immediately went to the store and bought a cap and a pair of sunglasses, as well as a wide trench coat. By solving the suicide case of Xiao Zao, I found that as long as a person wears a trench coat, a cap and sunglasses, he can hide all his features.

After I dressed up, I took advantage of the evening night to store Miao Siyu's fake urn in a supermarket locker. I've already scouted that this supermarket is not far from Miao Sixue's house, there are no cameras in front of the lockers, and besides, this supermarket is open until nine o'clock in the evening.

I put Miao Siyu's fake urn into a locker, and then pasted the barcode paper strip that opened the locker on the door of Miao Sixue's house.

I walked out onto the street and immediately called Miao Sixue with an anonymous mobile phone card.

"Hey, your sister's urn is in a supermarket locker, and the barcode slip of the open cabinet is attached to the door of your house. As for me, I'll return your sister's ashes to you first, and as for the 1,000 yuan reward, I'll tell you how to pay later. As soon as I finished speaking, I hung up the phone, took out the bearer SIM card, and threw it down the drain.

After a while, my phone rang.

"Zhang Shiwen, the tomb robber put my sister's urn in the supermarket locker, you come to my house immediately, let's go and get it together." Miao Sixue said excitedly.

"It's a coincidence, I'm walking near your house, and I'll be there in five minutes. I said.