I rushed to Miao Sixue's house in three minutes and ran into Miao Sixue on the stairs. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You're here so soon?" Miao Sixue's face was full of doubts.

"I'm walking around your neighborhood. I looked at Miao Sixue and asked, "Did the tomb robber really come to your house, how could he know your address?"

"When we went to the cemetery this morning to put the money, the grave robber was also in the cemetery, and he must have followed me, and of course he would have known the address of my house. Miao Sixue pursed her lips and said, "This tomb robber is a Ma Daha, and he praises you for being handsome." ”

"I'm bear-like, who doesn't say I'm handsome. I smiled.

"You're handsome, you're really handsome, and the tomb robbers say you're handsome, but I can't see where you're handsome. Miao Sixue tilted her head to look at me, and said disdainfully: "You, you are a weak little white face, I feel strange, why did my sister fall in love with you." ”

"Do the grave robbers say I'm handsome?" I asked, feigning delight.

"I guess it's the opposite. Miao Sixue squinted at me.

"Miao Sixue, let's stop fighting, the supermarket closes at nine o'clock, and the lockers will be cleaned up then. I glanced anxiously at my watch, lifted my leg and turned left.

"You... How do you know which supermarket the grave robbers put their ashes in?" Miao Sixue asked as she glared at me in surprise.

I thought: it's over, it's flawed. Miao Sixue only told me that the tomb robbers had put the ashes in the supermarket, but she didn't say which supermarket. Now, I turned to the left, and it was clear that I already knew which supermarket it was.

"I... I can guess it. I had an idea and explained, "Since the grave robbers put the ashes in the locker and put the barcode of the locker on the door of your house, it means that this supermarket is near your house." Hmph, that's something you can figure out with a big foot. ”

"Zhang Shiwen, I didn't expect you to be so smart. I thought you were in league with the tomb robbers, that's why you know so clearly. Miao Sixue said gloomily.

"I... Can I steal your sister's ashes?" I deliberately pretended to be very angry.

"You could steal my sister's ashes. Miao Sixue glared at me and said.

"You... You're just talking crazy. "I pretended to be very angry.

"Zhang Shiwen, you think my sister's ashes are not safe and want my family to transfer the ashes, but I don't agree. In this case, you will most likely take the initiative and transfer my sister's ashes. Miao Sixue said faintly.

"You're crazy, you must be crazy, otherwise, you can't say crazy things. I said with a humble heart.

"Zhang Shiwen, am I talking crazy?" Miao Sixue stared at me and asked, "Even if you didn't move my sister's ashes, at least, you have this kind of plan, right?" ”

I looked at Miao Sixue and thought: This woman is really smart enough, but her intelligence is not high. If I hadn't moved Miao Siyu's ashes in time, I would have been ruined by Qu Hui now.

Miao Sixue and I rushed to the supermarket and opened the lockers.

"Ahh Miao Sixue said happily.

"Stealing other people's ashes is still benevolent? I said dissatisfied.

"Zhang Shiwen, I always feel that this matter is too strange. Miao Sixue took the ashes out of the locker, checked them, and said, "That's right, it is indeed my sister's ashes." ”

I was secretly amused to myself, thinking: I have already stolen the beams and changed the pillars, but you didn't realize it.

"Zhang Shiwen, what to do with my sister's ashes?" Miao Sixue asked embarrassedly.

"You can't put it back in the cemetery, it's too dangerous. I see, find a place to store it for the time being. I suggested.

"Then my sister's ashes will be handed over to you. Miao Sixue said, and sent the urn into my arms.

"Leave it to me, don't worry. "I hugged the urn tightly and thought: it's come full circle, and it's back in my hands. If Miao Sixue knew the inside story, she would have to pick my skin. However, she will never know all this.

"What should I do if I don't worry?" Miao Sixue sighed and said, "I can't discuss this matter with my father and mother, I can only trust you." Zhang Shiwen, you have to take good care of my sister's ashes, if something goes wrong, I can't spare you!"

"Miao Sixue, you can't spare me, do you still want to kill me?" I asked.

"Kill you? I'm too lazy to kill you, kill you, I'm going to pay for my life." Where is your life worth mine, hum!" Miao Sixue squinted at me.

"Gone. I held the fake urn in my arms and left Miao Sixue.

When I got home, it was already past nine o'clock, and I watched TV for a while. When the needle pointed to zero, I took out the stone with the shadow of the little jujube attached to it and shouted, "Little jujube, little jujube, little jujube." ”

A puff of green smoke came out of the stone, and the jujube appeared.

"Brother Zhang, you miss me again. "Jujube stretched out her long tongue and licked my forehead.

"Go aside. I punched the jujube on the tongue.

"Brother Zhang, you are already my brother, let me lick it. Xiao Zao said unhappily.

"Where is my sister molesting my brother?" I asked, cocking my face.

Xiao Zao retorted unhappily: "I'm making out with my brother, how can I say that I'm molesting my brother?"

"Gotta sit down, I have something to ask you. I pointed to the stool.

Xiao Zao reluctantly sat down and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Today, I went to your house, your father and your mother are very good and healthy, especially your father, who has so much strength that he cracked my shoulder. I opened my clothes and said, "Look, it's so red and swollen that it hurts me." ”

"Did my dad beat you?" asked Xiao Zao in surprise.

"Yes, I went to your house, and your father suspected me of being a bad man who seduced you, so he beat me with a stick. Luckily, my head was off and the stick hit my shoulder, otherwise my head would have blossomed. Now, I've done the same thing as you. I said indignantly.

"My dad won't beat you for no reason, right?" Xiaozao didn't believe that her dad hit me.

"I just told a white lie, saying that I was your classmate in high school, and because of this lie, your dad became suspicious. I said.

"Brother, who told you to lie?"

"I'm not lying, why don't I say that I've met your ghost? If I say that, I must frighten the old man. Besides, can your father and your mother believe these words?" I said helplessly.

"Brother, you won't fall into the disability of your shoulder, right?" Xiao Zao said worriedly.

"God knows. I shrugged my shoulders and said, "If you make me one shoulder high and one shoulder low, it's ugly." ”

"Brother, what are you afraid of? If no one is willing to marry you, I will marry you after I give birth. Xiao Zao said.