Director Xu recalled his relationship with Xiao Zao with relish, and he sighed and said: "This woman is quite tasteful, but it's a pity that she is too tendony, and she always wants to marry me." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info hateful thing: he actually threatened me, you say, can I still tolerate her?"

"Cousin, since you don't like her anymore, you can break off your friendship with her. Toad Mirror thought to himself: If you don't want this woman anymore, just give her to me. Thinking of this, the lower body of the toad mirror actually reacted.

"It's not that easy. I slept with a yellow flower girl, and now, I want to kick someone else, can someone do it?" said Director Xu with a frown.

Toad Mirror swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said greedily: "Then why don't you introduce her to another man, so that you can retreat." ”

"Who do you introduce?" Director Xu glared at the toad mirror and thought: This cousin is just a straw bag and two bastards.

Toad Mirror swallowed another mouthful of saliva with difficulty, he looked at Director Xu and said, "Look, how am I?"

Curator Xu looked at the toad mirror and wanted to punch him in the face. I thought: This toad still wants to eat swan meat.

"Cousin, this woman has a high heart, and most people don't look down on her. As for you, although the conditions are good in all aspects, you don't have a formal job after all. Director Xu said calmly.

"That's a shame. Actually, I'm in good health and can fully satisfy that woman. Toad Mirror thought to herself: Isn't what women want is the man's play?

Director Xu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words of the toad mirror. I thought: You think that Xiao Zao is a girl standing on the street, and even a cat and a dog can look at it.

Curator Xu waved his hand and told the toad mirror to stop.

The toad mirror thought unhappily: The woman you don't want, I picked it up and relieved you, what's wrong?

"Cousin, I've got an idea for your help. Director Xu said.

Although Toad Mirror was dissatisfied, he didn't dare to offend Director Xu, so he could only squeeze out a smile and say, "Okay, I'm willing to help my cousin." ”

Director Xu briefly talked about his "suicide trap".

When the toad mirror heard this, he stared at him in fright, and thought: You are too vicious, you want to put a young girl to death.

"What do you think of my idea?" asked Director Xu.

The toad mirror came to his senses, he nodded again and again, and said, "Okay, great, it's really the best plan in the world." ”

"Hee-hee... I can't talk about the first in the world, but my idea is a trick, unless someone with three heads, otherwise, I can't think of this trick. Director Xu said triumphantly.

"High, indeed high. Toad Mirror flattered.

"Cousin, I would like to ask you for a favor, and that is this: as soon as I am hoisted, you will rush up and cut the rope of the hanging, and save me. Director Xu explained.

"It's easy, I can definitely do it. Toad Mirror said.

"Cousin, this is a matter of personality and fate, if you are a second late, maybe I will be out of breath. Director Xu said solemnly.

"Cousin, why am I late? The toad mirror swore solemnly: "I will hide nearby, and as soon as you kick the stone under your feet, I will rush forward and rescue you, and I will not delay for half a second." ”

"Cousin, once a person hangs up, he will die in less than ten seconds, you know?"

"Of course I do. When Uncle Liu in our village hanged himself, the person who rescued him was one step too late, and he ran out of breath, and his tongue spit out, which scared people to death. Toad Mirror said.

"Cousin, in a few days, I'll go with you to choose a place to hang yourself. Director Xu said.

"Cousin, are you really going to commit suicide with that girl?" the toad pouted and thought to herself: It would be a pity for such a beautiful girl to commit suicide.

"There's only one way to go. Alas, I can't blame me, I have to blame the little jujube for being too pressing. As for me, I was also forced to go to Liangshan, so I had to make this bad move. Director Xu defended himself.

Toad Mirror thought gloomily: When the time comes, if he doesn't save his cousin, but saves Xiao Zao, then he will become Xiao Zao's life-saving benefactor. Perhaps, Xiao Zao will agree to marry him.

Just as the toad mirror was thinking wildly, Director Xu said: "Cousin, if you do me this favor, I can't let you do it in vain, and when the thing is done, I will let you work in the archaeological team for a long time, and second, I will give you a reward of 10,000 yuan." ”

"Ahh I thought: I can earn 10,000 yuan with a single effort, where can I find such a good thing.

Toad Mirror thought to himself: Yes, I'd better save my cousin honestly, as long as I save my cousin, I will get 10,000 yuan in thanks. However, if she saves Xiao Zao, maybe she will have to die and live when she sees that her cousin is dead, and in the end she will not only get a penny, but also get sparks. If this incident alarmed the police, the police asked: It is difficult for me to justify myself.

Thinking of this, Toad Mirror made up his mind, so he could only honestly follow his cousin's instructions: save his cousin in time.

The toad mirror thought greedily: It's a pity that a beautiful girl died in such a daze, which is both a pity and a pathetic.

Toad Mirror looked at Director Xu and thought: My cousin is too vicious, and he actually came up with this idea of lacking morality. If I had helped him this time, he wouldn't have killed anyone.

Thinking of this, Toad Mirror was a little scared. But he thought again: If his cousin has the idea of killing people, then he will do it himself. Hmph! Lao Tzu is not a vegetarian either.

"Cousin, when the time comes, you can't be soft-hearted and save the little jujube. Director Xu reminded.

The toad mirror was startled, and thought: Could it be that what I was thinking just now was guessed by my cousin?

"Where, how could I not listen to my cousin. Toad Mirror quickly denied it.

"That's good. However, I have to tell you: if you save the jujube, then your reward will be in vain. Curator Xu said gloomily.

"Hee-hee... I won't, I'm not going to be so stupid. Anyway, that woman was willing to kill herself, so why should I save her? Besides, I saved her, and she won't thank me. This kind of thankless thing that only a fool would do. Toad Mirror said.

"Cousin, if you listen to me, you won't suffer. In the future, I will become the director of the museum, and I will be even more talkative. You follow me, and some of them are cheap. Director Xu made a wish.

Toad Mirror nodded and said, "Cousin, I am your pawn, I will do whatever you ask me to do, there is nothing to say." ”

"Okay!" Director Xu looked at the toad mirror and thought: This guy is a rich person, as long as he has money, his father will kill him. Be careful with this kind of person, don't let him know too much.

Director Xu looked at the toad mirror and thought: It would be good if he had cancer, otherwise, he knew about Xiao Zao's suicide, just like a time bomb was placed next to him.

(To be continued.) )